"By the way, Qing'e, is there really an Oriental M-1 Comic Talent Contest in Gensokyo?" Xu Tianshi, who was idle, suddenly asked. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info [,// Recently, he watched the seventh Oriental M-1 Comic Talent Contest on the computer he picked up, Huo Qing'e, who has a black belly and loves to tell yellow jokes, and the super red lotus group, the ancient Qing'e Niangniang, are like two people.

Oriental M-1 Comic Talent Competition, Gensokyo's annual funny event. Teams of two perform various jokes on stage, and the final prize is also strange. For example, the third prize is "the name of the protagonist", and the fourth is the land of the moon...... If you have time, you can check it out, I believe it will make everyone laugh.

"Yes, I've participated a few times, what's wrong?"

"Time is on the top, really fake?!"

"I have no reason to lie. Well, I remember the first time I participated in the seventh edition, and I was a judge at that time. Later, he also teamed up with Aroma, but he was blacked out by the Four Seasons Yingji. Oh, and I teamed up with Miko, and I was just one step away from winning that time. Qing'e Niangniang said nostalgically.

“…… I can't imagine what it's like to stand on the stage and talk like you do now? ”

"Definitely not. Comics are meant to make people laugh, and I wouldn't be as serious as I am at this time. ”

"So, you've been there, too?" Xu Tianshi turned to other Gensokyo girls.

"He Meihong has participated in several times, and only once has he been in the semifinals. It's a pity that among the judges there is Penglai Mountain Kaguya. Hawkers, anyway, the prize is the land of the moon, and whoever goes to that kind of barren and barren place is unlucky. Huiyin sighed.

"Hmm. The Flame Cat and Lingwu Lukong stayed on the moon for two or three years before they were brought back by Gu Ming Dijue who 'accidentally' passed by, what a poor fellow. Xu Tianshi said that he could not agree more.

"Tsk. Random grading guys, don't let me get the chance to be a judge! Sister Hong "Gaba" crushed the finger bone microsculpture in her hand with a bang, and the powder was burned by the phoenix fire that was not even ashes.

"Mancai...... Yongyi and I also participated, but we didn't even make it to the finals. Later, Yongyi and Parusi teamed up and won, could it be that I'm really not suitable for funny? Cuixiang was so depressed that she didn't even have the interest in drinking.

"I feel that Palucy Mizuhashi is quite suitable for funny, and whoever you team up with can win." Xu Tianshi organized the language and comforted.

"Ah, what a feeling of jealousy?"

“…… You're really jealous, Cuixiang! ”

"Meiling, we almost won the seventh edition. I thought that if I chose the second game, I would definitely win, but who knew that we would go against the law of winning in the backhand. Patchouli shook her head.

"yes. Just a little bit. But if I had to say it, I didn't think it was likely to win, and Palothy's team was a lot better than we were prepared for. ”

"That's what I thought, too. Not to mention the pinching we prepared for the repechage, even the third pinching of him can't compare. Patchouli looked rather sorry.

"Pa Qiu, no matter what you say, you're done. I quit halfway through that time, and I basically didn't participate in it since...... Kappa Heavy Industries' products are not trustworthy at all! Alice said excitedly.

"Well, it's much more difficult for you to play two roles by yourself than us, you were nervous, wasn't you?"

"Nervous dies ......"

"Speaking of mancai, I have only been a host and judge. Well, if I had participated too much in the first place, even if I teamed up with that idiot 9. Sixteen Nights sighed in style.

“…… Lord Night, did you ignore me just now? "Little Devil Null means that the Red Devil Pavilion at least has its own.

"Ahaha."

"Don't laugh! Hey, Lord Night, why ignore me, I'm also a member of the Red Devil Pavilion. Red Devil Township's Four-Sided Road Medium Wave SS! ”

"Huh? Lumia is still a wave of ss. Lumia joined in the fun.

"Ahaha." The night continues to laugh dryly. It's better to team up with them than to go up and talk about stand-up comedy by yourself, especially the little devil null who doesn't have the slightest funny cell, does she go up to mix serious or prepare a magic to kill the audience?

"Hey, should we find a time to hold a comic talent contest?" Xu Tianshi had a whim.

The girls' eyes lit up and they nodded in unison.

"I miss my old friend a little...... Commander, can you discuss with the dead profiteers and move the temple of the gods first? ”

"There shouldn't be any problem with this, I'll ask when I get back."

"There's also Yokai Mountain, the religious wars caused by Yasaka Kanako's guy often make Reimu very distressed, and no one will give her money for this kind of mutation. It doesn't matter how she wants to collect faith on the Red Lotus side, there aren't many religions anyway. Huiyin thought for a moment and said.

Xu Tianshi touched his head: "I think it's better to forget it...... Not to mention the Taoist temple of the gods and the Buddhist temple of the Lotus Temple. Let's talk about the Worship of Cuixiang. Huiyin-sensei, do you think that group of fanatical admirers of Emerald Fragrance will take care of Moriya Shrine? ”

“…… When I didn't say. ”

"Hawkers, our Super Red Lotus Troupe's Mancai Contest is scheduled for next year's Lunar New Year! The angels of Firefly City and Chu Yuan also need some entertainment, and building a house all day long is not a matter after all. ”

"Brother Xu, you're on the point, if they continue like this, they will become building angels sooner or later." It seems that Chu Yuan is also very distressed about this matter.

"I didn't expect that either. It turns out that in addition to the fighting talent, the Radiant Divine Angel is also so outstanding in architecture. However, after all, they are the juniors of your Praetorian Guard, and they should continue to train after relieving the aftermath of the war. Even the patriarch of the artisan angel knows to find some angels of his own clan who can fight to fill the façade. Not to mention the main battle angels like us. Brunhill said earnestly.

"Alas, for them a month ago, they still had to fight a battlefield to the death, and the sudden peace made them very uncomfortable." Chu Yuan sighed and excused himself for his Praetorian Guard.

"But you can't always be so laissez-faire. Neil's guy has been making bandages all day long, and the second city that hasn't been finished before it's almost made into a bandage city by her...... Tell me about it. Who doesn't have more than one box of bandages at home? Oh. I except. Xu Tianshi made a bitter face. The Radiant Divine Angel actually has no ill feelings towards the Gensokyo girls of the Super Red Lotus Regiment, and they no longer hold grudges after getting along for a long time. As Luo Ya, who is the blood of the White Saint Dragon Empress, they like it even more, and when they were fighting, this dragon clan treated their injuries a lot. But the evil dragon is different, and the angels still treat him as air.

Everyone acquiesced. They all have bandages, and if the bandages in someone's house are spread, they can even circle the red lotus......

"Bandages, bandages are artifacts, life-saving things on the battlefield!"

"Have you been brainwashed by Neil, Chu Yuan!"

"Ahem, put the topic of bandages aside for now. I think it's time to provide you with some new entertainment, and drinking all the time in the demon tail is not a long-term solution, after all, everyone will become an alcoholic. ”

"Don't look down on wine, it's the greatest invention in the world!" Cuixiang expressed dissatisfaction.

“ok。 When you go back, you'll have some fun...... In other words, what was our first topic about? ”

“…… Having a party tonight? Cuixiang was at a loss.

"You're not going to have a banquet any day!"

……

Everyone here was chatting energetically, but Luo Ya over there was still meticulously peeling off the psionic shield. As a warrior, she never thought the battle was over. Naturally, there is no slack mentality. Even if she seems to have an absolute advantage, she will have to completely wipe out her opponent before she can breathe a sigh of relief, just slightly, and she should be vigilant at all. The only place that can make her feel safe is the Leaping Red Lotus, and the rest of the place is a battlefield.

"Huh? Something is wrong. Seeing that the psionic protection array was about to be completely peeled off, Luo Ya suddenly frowned slightly. The vibrations in the car were a little too strong, and it didn't look like a piece of meat was eating quietly.

She didn't hesitate, the golden chain immediately touched everyone, and then a line of text was discharged in the air: "The situation is not right, prepare for battle." "Putting on a fighting stance won't waste much time, and if things turn out to be her way, she can get a head start. Don't be caught off guard.

Everyone in the small talk was slightly stunned, and quickly gathered their minds.

Soon, the psionic shield that could not resist the erosion of the hand of nothingness completely collapsed, and Saya jumped out of the car in embarrassment with his missing arms and legs, and then closed his eyes and fainted. She buried a lot of flesh in the body of Leaping Red Lotus, Direction 2, and Xu Tianshi, so she didn't worry about death at all, but she was sure that she would be weak for a while. It's just that if you can not die, you won't die, and even if it's a piece of meat, you don't like the feeling of being killed.

"What's going on, isn't Saya an apex predator?" Huiyin frowned slightly.

Inside the psionic protection array.

Saya wanted to swallow the demon in one gulp, but she was afraid of indigestion. As much as you eat, people will recover. It's going to have to be eaten for as long as it takes. Unless he can instantly destroy all the cells in his body, he can't eat it all. And if you don't chew and swallow slowly, you can't get the other party's ability and bloodline, the key is that people won't give you this time......

"I don't believe I can't eat you." Saya was ruthless, and the sharp teeth were fully open.

After getting through the initial fear, the demon gradually calmed down. The lump of meat hit him a little bit bigger. I forgot that I could also shield the pain nerves. I didn't feel the pain, and I got used to the curious things. This thing doesn't look that scary.

"Gotta figure figure get out. The body has no strength at all, and the ability is completely unable to be used. Try the bloodline...... No, the earth elemental has been completely wiped out, and the land outside has been cut off by something. ”

"What to do...... Wait, the heart of that thing next to it...... Is it my meat? The contemplative demon suddenly felt a slightly familiar sensation coming from the huge ball of flesh next to him, and after a closer look, he realized that it was his own flesh.

In the beginning, the spiritual energy occupied a huge area, because it could only be extracted in a way that made ordinary humans sleep, and the "efficiency" was quite low. It wasn't until Chu Chongyang caught him later that he solved this problem. His flesh and blood can melt and merge human bodies, probably because his blood contains the characteristics of the Earth Elemental Monarch "making the people merge". Of course, Ke Yi didn't know about this at all, and he didn't even know about the bitter master himself.

"Hey, God help me!"

The demon took a deep breath and feigned pain. Secretly, he manipulated the small piece of meat to move slowly outward. He thought he had no flaws. In Saya's eyes, it is full of flaws. The girl with the piece of meat had already noticed that the other party was making some small movements, but she didn't know what the action was, so she could only be secretly on guard.

When the demon's flesh climbed to the edge of the spiritual energy, it no longer moved, but stretched out tiny sprouts. The next moment, the incomparable force rushed out of the meat ball, and in an instant, several big holes were opened in Saya's body, even if the girl had been prepared, she still couldn't avoid them all.

The fleshy form is unable to move, so she transforms into an alien queen and rushes towards the demon. She wanted to take advantage of the fact that the other party was still weak to delay time, but she didn't think that the demon's recovery power was so strong that it was weird, and she got rid of the shackles of weak gas as soon as she broke away.

"It was a good bite just now, wasn't it? Well? ”

The fist with strange power kept hitting Saya. Every stroke makes a hole. Corrosive blood spilled all around, and the walls made a "clattering" sound as if they had touched sulfuric acid, and they corroded rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. It's a pity that this blood has no effect on the demon at all.

The fleshy girl was so sad that she almost vomited blood, who would have thought that what she was about to eat in her mouth would fly again. Is the world really against her? Otherwise, why does it go wrong at the last minute every time? Alas, no matter how you say it, you're a devourer, so forget about it for a lifetime......

After Saya jumped out, the cart containing spiritual energy and demons disintegrated in the air, and blood was scattered everywhere. The flesh balls are made up of living people, with brains, blood, and internal organs, and even if they become fleshballs, they are still alive. You pricked it and it bleeds, and it also gives out painful spasms.

"Hahaha. I'm out! In the sky, the demon laughed arrogantly.

Xu Tianshi was slightly stunned, and shouted, "Are you ...... Kawagoe? You're not dead! ”

Do you remember the timid and scared fat man Kawagoe in the first volume? That's right.,It's the one who pushed out the true wing to block the move when facing the demon, only to be dismembered by the girls.。 Xu Tianshi had lost his mind when the military settlement was destroyed, and everything that happened was what Ke Yi told him later. If he was sane at that time, he would definitely give that guy another breath, how could he get through the idea of not beating him into scum?

There are only those who die for their companions and beliefs in the Super Red Lotus Regiment, and there will never be anything that can abandon everything for themselves!

Xu Tianshi thought that he had died in the settlement of the military region, but he didn't expect that he was still alive. Even if you can survive dismemberment, you shouldn't escape from the demons themselves...... Unless he's done it before everyone can do it, he's already done the demon awakening.

"Yo, who should I be. It turned out to be you. I was taken care of at the beginning, how should I repay this kindness? Kawagoe Fat Man said angrily. After he became a demon, he was still a fat man, a fat man naked. The layers of fat are packed with fat, and it looks disgusting. But there is another advantage to having more fat, at least you don't want to find the "short and lean" from the fat. It also prevents everyone's eyes from being polluted twice.

Xu Tianshi wanted to stand up, but unfortunately his body didn't give him face. After a moment's struggle, he fell back into the arms of the Scourge Dream. There should have been many sequelae of the burst spiral force, but the original spiral force would only overdraw physical strength, not life like other spiral forces. Helplessly, he has broken out several times in succession today, and the body of the demon god evil dragon and the martial artist who has stepped through the mountains and rivers can't bear this consumption.

"Xu Tianshi, I suddenly had a good idea!" Kawagoe's fat man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted excitedly, "You can kill me just by pushing that little cub out, but if I eat her in front of you today, what can you do?" "He didn't take everyone seriously at all, he only had the ** who desperately wanted revenge.

Kawagoe's fat man's ability is "immortal", and he can be ranked at the forefront even among the most powerful superiors. However, this ability is not very strong in the early days, and it is only after lv3 that it shows its extraordinaryness. This ability awakens the first secondary ability "Ninefold Holy Pattern" at lv3, "Breaking the Face with Points" at lv4, and "The Body is Like Five Mountains" at lv5. The "Ninefold Holy Pattern" specializes in defense, whether it is a physical attack, an energy attack, or a psychic attack, it is difficult to shake the ability holder; "Breaking the surface with points" can break through all the defenses in the world, and the AT position is no exception; "Body like five peaks" makes the weight of each attack of the ability holder as if the five mountains are in the body, and the creature with insufficient strength will only turn into a small cake. Coupled with the powerful immortality brought by the "immortal body", it can be said that the holder of this ability is at the peak of all abilities in terms of offense, defense and survivability.

Unfortunately, the current Kawagoe fat man is lv5.

Xu Tianshi almost didn't jump up when he heard the words, and he wanted to rush up and hammer him to death. Zhenyi is the treasure of the Super Red Lotus Group, who usually doesn't hold her in the palm of his hand, even the big drunkard Cuixiang is reluctant to pour her wine, you dare to say "eat her"?

I'm tired of being alive, I'm definitely tired of being alive!

"Why are you staring at me like that? Want to eat me? Hmph, I've eaten people, have you ever eaten it? Do you dare to eat it? The fat man Kawagoe chuckled in a low voice, and the gore revealed in his words was terrifying.

Xu Tianshi was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, it was purely polluting his ears. It's just a scum in a demon, and he dares to run rampant in the face of the Super Red Lotus Regiment, whose combat power is basically intact, I really don't know if the IQ is still online.

The young man waved his hand disdainfully, and motioned for a few random people to go up and kill him.

The anger of the fat man of Kawagoe suddenly surged into his heart, and he punched without saying a word. To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation.

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