43 Yang Keer went crazy
"What, why can't you bring it so cute? It's not that you can't raise it! Yang Keer kept complaining in the back compartment why Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't take the three little weasels away.
Zhang Xiaoqiang drove a tricycle in the posture of a one-armed man, and the tricycle was moving at a speed of less than twenty yards per hour, the posture was very awkward, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was also very unaccustomed, but there was no way God knew if there were other mutant beasts in that place, so he had to drive with injuries.
It's not that I didn't want Yang Keer to learn to drive, but Yang Keer has been full of confidence since she became a popeye, and the ghost knows if she will turn it into a road race in three rounds. There is no way, it can only be 'the capable person who works hard' to bring his own injuries into battle.
"Uncle, did you listen to me?" Yang Keer saw that Zhang Xiaoqiang just drove in a muffled voice and ignored him, and asked.
“……”
Zhang Xiaoqiang still ignored Yang Keer's car, and drove with his left hand, which was a key technical drop, although it was the simplest agricultural vehicle.
"Zhang Xiaoqiang! You see it! Touch it, touch it! How? Don't admit it? Yang Keer saw Zhang Xiaoqiang ignore her and began to spill.
"Crunch" Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped three rounds and looked back helplessly, Yang Keer was holding a telescope and looking at him funny.
"If you don't beat her for three days, you will have to go to the house to uncover the tiles, it seems that you have to clean her up!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to teach Yang Keer a lesson and let her know why the flowers are so red? His eyes erupted with angry flames, his left hand clenched into a fist and released it again, repeating it over and over again, his chest standing high as if he had blown out, as if it was about to explode in the next moment.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to explode, Yang Keer did not show weakness and just looked at him with a telescope.
Long. The bulging chest went down like a deflated tire, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is now half disabled, has no ability to teach Yang Keer a lesson, and he is sad and angry but helpless.
"You said I watched it, okay! Even if I watched it! But when have I ever touched you? If force doesn't work, Zhang Xiaoqiang began to reason.
"Why not? Didn't you ask me to massage you that day, why didn't I touch it for so long? Yang Keer began to play scoundrels.
"Kao, you say that I didn't go to wash my feet to marry Miss home?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is really angry, why is he unreasonable at such a young age? And after that?
Yang Ke'er didn't speak, holding the telescope with one hand and pointing at Zhang Xiaoqiang with the other, shaking his fingers up and down.
"Why do you want to do it with me? Come on, come on, I'll let you learn the Zhang family's family law today! Zhang Xiaoqiang went out, ready to fight to be injured again and teach this little girl who doesn't know the height of the sky.
"No, no, no, there's someone there!" Yang Keer pointed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's back and stammered a little.
Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed the telescope and looked in the direction pointed by Yang Keer.
There is a fork in the main road in front, along the fork road about 200 meters is a small factory, the factory is surrounded by the outer wall and it is difficult to see the general situation, a person who is higher than the fence does not know whether it is a factory or a warehouse on the roof, a person dances a red banner to attract the attention of this side.
"What do you think?" Zhang Xiaoqiang began to ask Yang Keer for advice, and now he is an injured person, and the only one who can save people is the little girl.
"Let's take a look first! Don't worry, I won't be hooked by the little white face! Yang Keer seemed to know Zhang Xiaoqiang's cautious eyes.
The tricycle was parked more than 200 meters away from the factory gate, and Zhang Xiaoqiang and Yang Keer were holding binoculars and observing with sniper crossbows.
The small factory is not large, with three factories, two warehouses, and a three-storey office building, which also seems to serve as a dormitory, and all kinds of clothes are hung in the window to withstand the wind and rain.
A man in a suit of illegible colors stood on the warehouse and danced a banner. It seemed like a warm welcome to the two of them.
"Uncle? What to do? Do you want me to rush in? Yang Keer was eager to try.
"Wait!" Zhang Xiaoqiang held the telescope and cherished words like gold.
"Wait?" Yang Keer was puzzled.
Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his right hand wrapped in a zongzi and pretended to be Shencheng. Yang Keer seemed to understand, but she didn't seem to understand.
Seeing that Yang Ke'er didn't react, Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded her: "Have you forgotten last time I used your 'that thing' to lure zombies into the river?" ”
"Oops! How do you talk about that? Shame on you! Yang Ke'er lowered her head shyly, and then she raised her head again, her eyes shining. Surprised, he asked, "I thought only women would come to 'that', but I didn't expect you men to come back too?" ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang almost rolled under the car when he heard Yang Keer's question, and deeply felt that he had no common language with the little girl.
But a joke flashed through his mind: "A man never grows a beard, he is very distressed, he goes to the hospital for surgery and wants to transplant, the doctor does not have a ready-made beard, so he transplants some hair from under his wife to the man's face, and then the doctor visits him back and forth, how does he feel now?" The man said, 'Everything else is fine, it's just that I get nosebleeds a few days a month.' ’”
"My right hand is injured, the injury smells of blood, and the zombies will be drawn over!" Zhang Xiaoqiang patiently explained, sighing in his heart: "I'm not afraid of wolf-like opponents, I'm only afraid of pig-like teammates!" ”
Yang Ke'er really understood this time, and she was still muttering with a depressed face: "Why is it so annoying that only women come to 'that'." ”
While the two were talking, the zombies came out of the factory one after another, one S-type zombie ran in the front, two D-type zombies followed, and forty or fifty ordinary zombies were at the back.
The S-shaped zombie seems to be eating very well, and it is about to develop towards S2, with a height of about one meter and four meters, and its arms are as long as the calves, and it looks like a gibbon.
This S-type zombie was faster than any S-type zombie that Zhang Xiaoqiang had encountered before, and in the blink of an eye, it had already pulled the other zombies apart.
Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed Yang Keer, who was about to jump out of the car, and kept admonishing: "Don't let the zombies get hurt." ”
Yang Ke'er was full of confidence now, nodded casually and jumped out of the car to meet him.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have much confidence in Yang Keer, the speed of the S-shaped zombie was too fast, Zhang Xiaoqiang himself was not sure, thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang gritted his teeth and pulled the gauze on his hand, and smashed the wall of the car with a punch.
The wound that had just been closed opened again, and bright red blood quickly oozes out.
The S-type zombie smelled the fresh smell of blood before it was about to come into contact with Yang Ke'er, so he ignored Yang Ke'er and pounced directly on Zhang Xiaoqiang.
The "bang" S-shaped zombie floated in the air like a fluttering scarecrow and fell into the distance. When the S-type zombie and Yang Ke'er staggered by, he was smashed to the waist by the beast horn gun, and the upper body flew out with a 180-degree turn.
Yang Keer was not satisfied with the current results, and took the initiative to run towards the D-type zombies, "I'm too anxious, I should wait for the zombies to take the initiative to step forward." Zhang Xiaoqiang commented in the back.
Yang Ke'er ran to the D-type zombie and swiped his hands, and the beast horn gun drew a circle and flashed between the necks of the two D-type zombies. The gun-like body was retracted, the two heads fell to the ground, and the two sturdy bodies slowly slid to the ground.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang put his mind at ease, the most threatening zombies have been solved, and the rest are cannon fodder, whether there is speed or not, and there is no strength if there is no strength. As long as you take care not to get enclosed, it's fine.