Chapter 240: The Big Explosion of the Small Universe

I saw Yang Yi pulling his hips and struggling in the dance where he was kicking and swinging for a long time, and then ran over with small broken steps, raised his fist and smashed it on the enchantment, and scolded very gently "stinky and shameless", and ran back to the stunned Li Shu'er and Wei Ergou with a blank face, and said innocently: "Uncle, I can't fix it, it's your turn, hehe"

"Oh, I'm grass, I'm really convinced of you, you can do this kind of thing, you're really despicable......" Wei Ergou came back to his senses from the shocking scene that destroyed the three views just now, looked at Yang Yi with a look of disbelief, and said "like" with a middle finger.

Damn, I can't fix it, so how stupid am I! Yang Yi didn't care at all about Wei Ergou's teasing, and shot back very calmly.

At this moment, Uncle Li also came over with his hands on his cheeks, bared his teeth, looked at Yang Yi and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, my eyes are broken day and night, and I can still aim at the eldest ladies when I have time, but only this time, I see that the two of you are really blind, you say it yourself, just the virtue of the two of you who can't beat and run, are you worthy of your uncle's hard work in cultivating you, eh?" ”

"Okay, uncle, don't get excited, why are you afraid that we can't fight, doesn't that take into account your feelings, you said that if our brothers rush up one by one, they will really both die, aren't you bloodless, hehe" Seeing that Uncle Li had a lot of complaints about the guerrilla tactics that their brothers inherited from Grandpa Mao, Wei Ergou played his clever tongue when he was on the board, and some paradoxical words made Uncle Li circle in minutes.

"That's right, uncle, we know that it's not easy for you to cultivate us, so we cherish ourselves more, and what we're afraid of is that you're worried. Uncle, we can also see that this thing is actually prepared for your old man who is in the wind of Yushu, suave, and famous, so what, don't hide your merit and fame, anyway, our brothers haven't seen your heroic posture for a long time, show your hand! Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were like talking about cross talk, holding and teasing, and began to encourage Uncle Li to fight.

"Yo he, it's better to play with my uncle, I should tell you, my uncle eats more salt than you eat, and he has prostituted more ladies than you have ever seen...... Damn, I was excited by your two little kings and eight lambs, and said that I had a mouthful, come on, don't play this twist and turn with my uncle, I tell you that this uncle will definitely not make a move, as for what to do, you can watch and do it. After speaking, Uncle Li sat down on the ground, and actually set up a meat head formation with Yang Yi and Wei Ergou.

"No, how old are you, why are you still playing tricks, okay, you, oh, I'll take it, thanks to you, you still dare to say that we have been your apprentice for so long because of your shameless charm back then, it seems that you are still distracted by this sentence, telling the truth, haha" Yang Yi was completely numbed by Uncle Li's cuteness, and couldn't help laughing.

Wei Ergou also gave Lei to the skillful nirvana skills that are not possessed by ordinary people, such as "medical trouble", and laughed for a while, before he remembered to look at Uncle Li with a straight face and asked: "Uncle, okay, we won't force you to fight, it's all right, what, if you don't go, you can give us some hints, how can we get rid of that unlucky thing like a big snot bubble, tell me, ah?" ”

"I told you, can you keep it a secret for your uncle?" Uncle Li looked at Wei Ergou, and his heart was playful, so he pretended to look at Wei Ergou mysteriously and asked in a low voice.

"That's a must, and besides, isn't there no outsider in this pimple?" Wei Ergou really fell for the plan, and looked at Uncle Li with an expectant expression, waiting for his exciting follow-up.

"Ahh......h Actually, I can too, haha" Uncle Li looked at Wei Ergou with a black line on his head proudly, and laughed heartily.

"You don't have anything to do......" Wei Ergou gritted his back molars and looked at Uncle Li, who was smiling forward and backwards, and thought about the possible air blow to the back of his head, before he swallowed the second half of the sentence forcibly, walked to Yang Yi's side angrily, and said in a low voice: "Let's go, lightning, I can see it, this old liar didn't forget to take medicine tonight, but took too much medicine, typical mania, let's not point to what ideas we got from him, we can only be blind people into the cave room, groping and doing, let's go, brother!" ”

Of course, Yang Yi knew that this move must have a deep meaning, and it was definitely not just to make fun of the two of them, but he really couldn't figure out what Uncle Li's intentions were, so he could only follow Wei Ergou to fight the enchantment first.

When they arrived at the enchantment, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou looked at the enchantment that was becoming more and more swollen by a few inches, and pondered for a while with their chin on their chins, Yang Yi inadvertently looked at Wei Ergou and found that the guy was actually drooping his eyelids, as if he was dozing, so he kicked Wei Ergou on his fat cheeks and scolded: "You have a really big heart, you can also sleep at this time, I really obey you!" Wei Ergou lazily lifted his big eyelids, looked at Yang Yi and said with a smile: "You are blind, who is sleeping, people are Danfeng eyes, and they are not obvious when they are open, okay?" ”

Yang Yi was about to take the opportunity to squeeze a few words about Wei Ergou's peerless little eyes, when he suddenly saw Wei Ergou first touch his big fat buttocks, and then looked at Yang Yi with a big mouth, and said with a look of surprise and consternation: "Damn, you can kick me again and try to ...... first."

"What's the matter, it's cheap, it's what you said, you won't turn your face for a while......" Yang Yi saw Wei Ergou chattering, I don't know what the hell he was doing, but anyway, he can't win the enchantment now, and it's not bad to have some fun by the way to relieve his mood, so he worked hard and kicked Wei Ergou's ass.

At the moment when Yang Yi kicked Wei Ergou's buttocks, Wei Ergou suddenly made a strange move: he stretched out his right fist and slammed into the stone wall on that side.

"Bang", a cloud of black gas shot out from Wei Ergou's fist, after hitting the stone wall, the black air mass first rotated at high speed on the stone wall, and then exploded after more than ten seconds, blasting the stone wall out of a deep pit the size of the altar, and hundreds of gravel were flying in all directions, and its lethality was comparable to a street bomb loaded with steel balls and nails.

Yang Yi was very clear about Wei Ergou's half a catty and eight taels, and knew that the true qi in his body was indeed more than his own, but until now, the power of the black qi mass he formed with his true qi and mental power had not reached the amazing level that could be called invincible just now, so how did Wei Ergou do all this.

When Uncle Li on the side saw this scene, there was a subtle smile on his face, and he secretly admired in his heart that the IQ of these two apprentices was really touchable, far from being comparable to ordinary young people.

Going back to Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, seeing Yang Yi staring at him with a puzzled face, Wei Ergou couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, and looked at Yang Yi and said angrily: "Lightning, your kick is too timely, just like that big stick clicked on my head, and it cut me out of inspiration all of a sudden!" Eh, do you know what I was doing with that punch I just threw so hard? ”

"Why the hell do I know, no, can you say what's going on, why do you still learn to grind!" Yang Yi was anxious to know the reason why Wei Ergou suddenly became stronger, and when he saw Wei Ergou stirring up sensationalism, he just didn't nag upright, and couldn't help but be angry with Wei Ergou.

"Think about it, what is your life, what is my life, I don't understand, you are a pig?" Wei Ergou saw that he hadn't opened his mind when he gave Yang Yi such a hint, so he was really anxious for Yang Yi's IQ, so he had to continue to follow the good path: "I remember I told you that I am the life of the Seven Levels of Pure Yang, and you are the life of the Seven Pure Yin, right?" Our two lives are one supreme yin and one pure yang, so what do you say if we come together? ”

Seeing Wei Ergou looking at himself obscenely, Yang Yi's body was crispy and numb, and he was about to squeeze Wei Ergou to say a few words, "Brother's sexual orientation is very normal, you want to pick up soap and go to your Liu Ruoxue", but in an instant, he seemed to understand something, yes, Wei Ergou's so-called yin and yang are not the so-called men and women in the world, but the yin and yang fish referred to by the Taiji diagram, that is, the yin and yang that constitute the world, in which yin is a cold and dark substance. Yang is a hot and bright substance. And Yin and Yang give birth to the four elephants [direction], the four elephants correspond to the kan, li, shock, and dui (that is, the source of all the forces in nature: fire, water, thunder, and electricity), and the four elephants give birth to the gossip, and the gossip is the world in which we live, so this kind of meeting of yin and yang is essentially the integration of fire, water, thunder, and lightning, which are incomparably powerful forces in nature, and the energy they have is of course indestructible.

The body of a cultivator is a universe, and the energy of Yang Yi's small universe and the energy of Wei Ergou's small universe are fused together, it is a volcano with infinite energy, once it erupts, the momentum is enough to destroy the withering and decaying, this is the reason why Wei Ergou suddenly became so powerful just now.

No wonder Uncle Li has been pushing back and refusing to make a move, it turns out that he wants Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to discover this secret by themselves, in other words, Li Shu'er just wants Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to understand the truth of brothers' unity and their profits, so that Li Shu'er is gratified that his goal has been achieved, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou have accidentally understood this secret, maybe this is also a providential arrangement, so that these two cultivation wizards with the Seven Absolute Destiny that only appear once in a thousand years can help themselves defeat those bloodthirsty war madness.

Not to mention the joy and sorrow in Uncle Li'er's heart, and said that after Yang Yi and Wei Ergou discovered this open-hanging artifact that could make them fight with full blood, their morale was greatly boosted, and the two brothers glanced at each other, and then walked towards the enchantment with straight eyebrows, and hummed in their mouths: "We are pests, we are pests, and the righteous spirit ...... Fuling"