Chapter 8: The Coffin Curse

The words of the Heaven Breaker Master are a bit too terrifying. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

But looking at his sweaty face and trembling all over, it didn't look like a lie.

Shocked by the change, I immediately hurried to the coffin and looked inside.

I'm here to see how the old squad leader turned into a "terrible ghost" method. Why can you scare this charlatan.

…… In the coffin, my old squad leader was still lying upright, his face was still the same as before, twisting his eyebrows and sticking out his tongue, his hands clenched, and his face was full of melancholy.

But his eyes ...... At this time, it suddenly opened!

Those cloudy eyes, wide and blank, just slanted in my direction.

Suddenly, he seemed to be looking at me, and his eyes were empty.

I immediately realized that just now, when the Heavenly Breaker recited the mantra: "The Three Qing Patriarchs open their eyes...... My old squad leader's eyes really opened suddenly!

Although I couldn't see everything at the first time, I could also imagine the visual horror and shock caused by the sudden opening of the eyes of the old squad leader when the Broken Heaven Master smeared the willow branch on his eyes.

Subconsciously, I even felt suffocated in my heart. But then, I felt something strange again.

Maybe it's psychological, the old squad leader's originally scattered and godless eyes, but I feel like it's sending me a signal.

After all, many of us have heard of similar superstitions...... This blind person is nostalgic for the yang world, and he has things that he can't rest assured about.

In the depression, I looked at the old squad leader's slightly open eyes, and shouted sadly: "Squad leader! What the hell do you have to say? Why...... You opened your eyes again? ”

In the silence, my sudden words exploded like a bomb.

In the chaos, Zhao Hong was as surprised as I was, and they all poked their heads into the coffin of the old squad leader, Xiao Ah Si was not above sea level, so it was inexplicable, and Zhao Haikun slid his wheelchair with difficulty to lean towards us, but he had no choice but to move slowly. As soon as Gui Yuxiu heard that the old squad leader had opened his eyes again, she immediately went crazy, trembling her fat four chins and shouting, "Fake the corpse!" Cheated corpse! ”……

In short, there was a panic at the scene.

And among these colors, the most grotesque behavior is the Heaven Breaker who claims to know the six-vein divine sword.

At this time, the Heaven Breaker Master finally recovered from his previous terrifying expression, he looked at his seven-star vest, and immediately realized that he had lost his temper again.

Then, the Heaven Breaker regained his indifferent dead face, trembling his skin and bones, and howled at the coffin of the old squad leader: "Bah~ You are a dead ghost!" I have sprinkled paper money, and I have been married in the underworld, and you still dare to bring disaster to the world, and wait for this heavenly master to sacrifice a magic weapon and subdue you! ”

As he spoke, the Heaven Breaker shouted "Hurry as a law...... and at the same time ran down the squad leader's mourning hall and rushed towards the incense case of his altar.

In the chaos, I stood by the coffin of the old squad leader, looking at him with cold eyes motionless.

I'm going to see how long this charlatan can perform.

At this time, the Heavenbreaker took off his waistcoat uncharacteristically, revealing the figure of a dead ghost like a lamb chop, and kept reciting a mantra, and then shouted loudly, took out a handful of glutinous rice from the wooden box, and threw it suddenly on the fire candle of his incense case.

After a burst of "crackling", the glutinous rice was mixed with the smell of burnt paste, splashing and catapulting everywhere.

Taking this opportunity, the Broken Heaven Master stomped his feet suddenly, followed by a few farts, and then began to chant his broken mantra non-stop: "Bugang Treading Doudou Dou 31, 282931, 38356, 38357......"

I can't stand this old liar, he thinks he hasn't played band-jumping? Ya Nian is not a spell at all, but a children's rhyme!

In frustration, I spat at him, and then shouted, "Hurry the fuck!" Otherwise, as soon as my squad leader jumps up, he will be the first to strangle you! ”

Hearing my words, the bastard of the Heaven-Breaking Master suddenly burst into muscles, and then he shouted a few times, and then bent down suddenly. I don't know what to do under the incense case.

In my playful eyes, after a long time of tinkering with it, the Broken Heaven Master finally got out from under the incense case.

At this time, he was holding a palm-sized "gossip mirror" in his hand.

The gossip mirror is very rough to make, and at first glance, you can see that it is the kind of stall that costs five yuan a piece, and there is a ghost drawing talisman pasted on it, which barely has a little relationship with the word "Taoism".

is such a broken thing, in the mouth of the Heaven Breaker, but it has become a magic weapon to slay demons and eliminate demons.

After the Heaven Breaker took out the mirror, he forced it step by step towards the old squad leader's mourning hall.

In this process, he was not busy boasting about his treasure and said: "My treasure mirror!" It was the 'Qin King Bone Mirror' that suppressed Qin Shi Huang back then, and I bought it back for a thousand yuan on the black market of Tufuzi. Let the Shunfeng master of Shaolin Temple in Yunnan open the light, and also use my family's six-vein divine sword ......"

Ay! By the time he said this, I was completely numb.

Isn't this thing's mouth controlled by the brain? What comes to mind and what to say? But such a liar with poor acting skills, why can he make Zhao Jiayan obey?

I just can't figure it out.

At this time, the bastard who was full of running trains finally climbed into the mourning hall of the old squad leader.

Then, he didn't say a word...... Straight to me handing me the mirror?!

"What?" I was surprised.

"You take a mirror and look at his face, and he will be subdued. His eyes were closed. ”

After the Heavenly Master finished speaking, he put the mirror into my hand, and kept retreating, as if he was very afraid to look at my old squad leader's face.

I was stupid with that mirror in my hand.

What is this? It's obvious that he descended the ghost, why did he let me take a mirror?

I am very dissatisfied, and it is impossible for me to do such a ridiculous thing, and most of all, I think it is a great disrespect to the deceased.

When the old squad leader opened his eyes, it was probably just a sign that his nerves were not dead, and he was just a natural reaction to the cold water of the willow branches.

What is there to shine?!

I couldn't stop the Zhao family's nonsense, but it was also impossible for the tiger to do something, so my hand holding the mirror didn't move, but tilted my head and asked the bastard word by word: "Why don't you take it?" ”

"I ......" The Broken Heavenly Master's eyes rolled slightly, and it took a long time to come up with a reason to say: "Zhaoli ghost, what must be a person who has a friendship is effective, you and he are comrades-in-arms, can you ...... I can't! ”

I sneered, handed the mirror back to him and said, "If you are afraid of your (harmony) mother, just say it, don't cheat here, Lao Tzu won't go, and everyone won't go." ”

I originally thought that this Heavenly Breaker would accept me when he saw that I refused to cooperate, but what I didn't expect was that he snorted coldly at me, and it turned from a deception to a threat in an instant.

The Heaven Breaker was afraid of ghosts, but it was very good to scare people, and he suddenly raised the five skinny fingers again, and gestured at me: "You don't go!" I'll stab you to death with the Six-Vein Divine Sword! ”

I looked at the five fingers that pierced the table, and my heart tightened.

Everything is fake, but the kung fu on this finger is real!

However, his series of behaviors have made me extremely angry, even if he doesn't beat me, I want to beat him!

In a fit of rage, my hand snuck into my trouser pocket and tightened my grip on the saber that killed him with a single blow.

I had already made up my mind that if he dared to mess around, I would put an end to this annoying farce in the bloodiest way possible.

Amid Gui Yuxiu's hysterical shouts, I was in a stalemate with the Heaven-Breaker.

The five of them stretched out together, slowly aiming at my throat.

I secretly tightened my grip on my saber and carefully measured the tendons and bones in his arms......

If he dares to move, I will dare to choose! If he dares to poke, I will dare to kill! If I am crippled, he will die!

The two sides raised eyebrows and stared coldly, and there was a stalemate!

Then, something happened that made us all feel like a breakdown!

Just when the two of us were at the last moment, my hysterical, Yuxiu sister-in-law who was shouting "fraudulent corpse" suddenly rushed over.

She said to me, "If you don't dare to take a picture, just go cool!" I got it! ”

Subsequently, Gui Yuxiu snatched away the "King Qin Bone Mirror" in my hand!

Her amazing move made us both stupid!

After Gui Yuxiu got the mirror, she directly looked at the old squad leader's head.

"Dick! You can die in peace! Don't torture your brother and sister-in-law, I'll go back and burn more paper for you, so that your daughter-in-law can live a good life with you......"

The messy situation at the scene suddenly became quiet. Everyone's eyes widened as they watched her move.

It happened so suddenly, we didn't react. When everyone reacted, the old squad leader's face was already reflected in the mirror.

At that moment, my heart seemed to stop beating.

No one knows what will happen next.

After a moment of silence, I rushed out at the same time as the Heaven Breaker, and the two of us looked into the coffin in amazement.

In the coffin, the old squad leader's godless eyes were still open.

I reached out to touch the old squad leader's snort, and even to slap the old squad leader's face, but he didn't react.

The broken gossip mirror had no effect at all. The lies of the Heavenbreaker are also self-defeating.

"Enough!" I snatched the mirror from Gui Yuxiu's hand and threw it back to the Heaven-Breaker Master, while kicking him in the ass and saying, "You liar! Enough trouble! Fuck me off! Spit out all the money of the Zhao family to me. ”

My words resonated with those present, and even Gui Yuxiu, who was extremely superstitious about his "divine might" just now, scratched his head and asked the Heavenly Master: "Heavenly Master! Why did you look in the mirror...... The second child is still with his eyes open! Will he turn into a zombie? ”

Xiao Ah Si also coaxed: "The Heaven Breaker Master's spell is not effective!" It's a liar......"

…… Under our turns, this Heaven Breaker quickly couldn't get off the stage.

But when it comes to psychological quality, he can be regarded as good, it's all like this, he is actually fighting alone in one place, while looking in the mirror, he said to himself unhurriedly: "How can it not work, let this Heavenly Master take a look...... I found the reason! ”

The Heaven-Breaker only glanced at the mirror, and then suddenly the ghost cried and howled, and at the same time held the mirror high, so that we could see the "things" in the mirror

He pointed to the mirror, and suddenly he felt confident again, and said to us, "You have all seen it! Zhao Haipeng has become a fierce ghost, and this mirror is the best proof of this! ”

As he spoke, I looked up and saw what I saw in the mirror.

In my heart, it's called a bitter cry.