Chapter 580: Sin City (4)

The Nazi zombie guards were divided into two groups, one group with the newly captured Internet addicts to Auschwitz, intending to help them get rid of the 'Internet addiction' and regain their lives, and the other group scattered to pursue the fleeing homeless.

Qin Fen ran behind Hermione, and when he saw the person in front of him standing up and running the fastest pirate cat, he asked curiously, "Are you the reincarnation of a cat demon?" ”

"Fart, you're the cat demon, your whole family is a cat demon!" The pirate cat turned around and yelled, "Lao Tzu is Schrödinger's cat, you idiot!" ”

As soon as the cat opened its mouth, it was foul language, but the speed was extremely fast, and after running to a three-way intersection, it raised its legs and spilled urine, and the smell of urine could be smelled for thousands of miles.

Qin Fen said with a humble eye: "Heh, learn General Peng's horizontal knife immediately, right?" ”

Schrödinger's cat was triumphant, his beard was cocked, and he walked with his hands behind his back: "Hmph, I don't care who I am, I'm the smartest cat in the universe!" ”

Not long after the four of them left, a dozen or so Nazi zombie guards chased after them, and when they saw the fork in the road, one of the guards said: "Boss, this is a fork in the road, should I take that way?" ”

The leading guard slapped the questioning guy with a 'snap':

"The boy is a pig, in this case, it must be separated from the two heads, and the boy takes two guys to chase this side."

As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly a guard next to him sniffed, his nose smelled a foul smell, he saw a bubble of cat urine, and immediately came back to report: "Boss, there is a bubble of cat urine on this road, I think I fled in this direction." ”

The leading Nazi zombie shouted:

"So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and chase in this direction! If I can't even catch up with a stupid cat, I'll kill myself by caesarean section when I get back!" ”

Shut up, you are great German soldiers, why do you want to learn from the Allied samurai to commit suicide by disembowelment, and come up with some tricks of your own, bastard!

A group of Nazi zombies were about to chase after them, but the Nazi zombie who was ordered to track at the fork in the road just now suddenly grabbed the leader, and quickly pointed to the fork in the road and asked:

"Boss, do you still go in that direction?"

The leader was so angry that he kicked him away and shouted, "Pig's head, can you grow some brains!" The other party must not have taken that road, go with Lao Tzu, chase after you-"

The zombie guards came to the fork in the road, heard the cat's bark, and didn't even stop their footsteps, and chased directly, but suddenly, the leader stopped, and a group of guards behind him all chased after him and knocked him down.

"Boss, what did you find?" The Nazi zombie who found the cat's urine asked in a whisper, and immediately scored a perfect score in the heart of his boss, who was not only delicate, but also able to speak.

The leading captain nodded, then pointed to the fork in the road and said:

"There is another fork in the road here, this time we will divide our troops and look for them, and we will definitely be able to bring them to justice."

"Boss, it's impossible, right?" The guard, who had been beaten twice just now, jumped out and sang the opposite, and suddenly met with a few gloating and bantering eyes, but the guard still went his own way, and said with great certainty, "We all heard those voices just now, and ran away in this direction!" ”

As soon as the words fell, this guy felt a pain in his stomach, his buttocks cocked, and his body broke free from the shackles of the earth's gravity and floated into the sky...... This was not the first time he had felt this way, and he could predict that it would be followed by the roar of the leader, and the raindrop of punches and kicks......

Sure enough, the leader's roar sounded like thunder in his ears: "You stupid pig, Lao Tzu really doesn't understand, why Lao Tzu has a stupid and bizarre idiot like you under his subordinates!" ”

Shut up, you'll be lured by a soak of cat urine, and you're not qualified to say that your teammates are stupid!

"Alright, that's it, those idiots won't catch up." The cat in the large boots turned away with his hands behind his back, pacing and turning away, quite a kind of thing to brush his clothes, hiding the taste of merit and fame: "You each go back to your own house, and you go to find your mother." ”

Conan, a primary school student, stretched his waist and said, "Well, I suddenly remembered that I haven't done my homework today, although in my opinion, that kind of thing has no meaning at all, it's just the teacher's exploitation and exploitation of the students' spare time...... But if you don't write it, your mother will be very verbose. ”

"So be it." The elementary school student waved his hand, "I'll go back, whatever you want." ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, leaving only Hermione and Qin Fen standing under the street lamp in a daze.

Qin Fen was slightly silent, and then asked, "Are your feet okay?" Can I go back? ”

Apparently a magical genius who could defeat Voldemort, he sprained his ankle while running...... Could this be the legendary natural stay?

"I'll try......" Hermione tried to take two steps, then looked up pitifully, bit her lip, and said with tears in her eyes, "Whew...... Hurt! ”

To put it succinctly, girl, your coquettish skills are not bad.

After another moment of silence, Hermione seemed to have made up her mind. He took a deep breath, and then said in a deep voice, "Or, you, you can go home with me......"

"With you...... Go home? Qin Fen was stunned for a moment, and when he spoke, he still pretended to be very relaxed and casual, and reached out to light a cigarette, but his slightly trembling hands still instantly exposed the chaos in his heart.

"Something...... I want to leave it to you. Hermione was completely calm now.

"Uh......" Qin Fen held a cigarette and didn't move for a long time, what you said is very easy to make people think about it!

"What, your parents don't have an opinion, right?"

"What's the matter with them? They won't care about my private life. Hermione replied, "Besides, my room isn't on the same floor as theirs at all, and if you sneak up with me, they probably won't even know you've been here." ”

"Do you have to go to your room to see things......" Qin Fen felt a little hot, and his forehead began to sweat.

"yes, something you can't show to anyone else." Hermione replied calmly.

Hearing this, Qin Fen froze for another ten seconds, and then lit a cigarette with his trembling hand: "Can I ask...... Is that something......"

Hermione's eyes flickered, "Say it here......" A hint of shyness flashed through her shy tone, "...... Not so good......"

"Hey, you're enough!" Qin Fen roared in his heart, "What are you doing, are you playing with me?" Or are you just trying to trick me into sending you home......"

On the other side, Hermione's words continued: "Hmm...... Ever since I saw you, I felt so dear that I felt it was time to give it to you......"

"Poof-" Qin Fen almost didn't bite off the cigarette in his mouth.

"Hey...... What are you doing here......" Hermione said with a blank look.

"Uh-huh...... cough cough ......" Qin Fen really choked, he coughed violently a few times, and only after relieving his breath did he say, "No...... Nothing ......."

He paused, "Say...... Why did you suddenly remember to give it to me...... That ......"

"I can't say that I remembered it suddenly." Hermione said, "Actually, when I first saw you in the Internet café, I wanted to give you something, but unfortunately I was embarrassed to say it at first...... But I'm afraid that if I don't open my mouth now, I won't have a chance in the future. ”

From beginning to end, she was speaking in a very normal tone...... But Qin Fen was already completely shocked.

"Huh...... Hehe......" The corners of Qin Fen's mouth twitched, and he laughed dryly, "Okay...... Since you have this kind of awareness, then I will accompany you to the end......"