Chapter 155: Where is Fang
The Scissors Hell is extremely wide, with strange rocks and strange trees, all of which are dark and unsloppy.
Mao Changsheng was at a loss, not knowing what to do, but a happy and urgent voice came from behind him: "Good smoke, good smoke! Throw it over!"
Mao Changsheng turned around, only to see that where the stone wall entered, there was a giant ghost standing up to the sky and the earth, shaped like a towering tree, with one hand lazily activating a golden giant scissors, looking at Mao Changsheng, greedily smoking the smoke of a cigar.
It turns out that the giant ghost guarding the scissors hell is an unusual big smoker, and all temptations are empty, and only cigarettes can make him smitso.
"This is my cigarette, why did I throw it to you?" Mao Changsheng immediately wanted to throw the cigar over to reduce the suspicion in his heart, but the natural duck beak couldn't help but ask.
At this moment, a sudden gust of wind came from the side, rushing towards the door of Scissors Hell, and several ghosts obviously wanted to take the opportunity to escape.
The giant ghost cut it away with scissors in a hurry, and suddenly there were a few screams, and the five fleeing ghosts were cut into pieces, and they disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Hey, hey, hey, I want to be smart, but unfortunately there's no way here!" the giant ghost sneered a few times, supported his jaw with scissors, and spread one hand to urge, "You little ghost, quickly throw the cigar over, I will spare you from ashes." β
In front of this giant ghost, almost all ghosts are "little ghosts".
Mao Changsheng was nervous, but he wanted something, so he took a few steps closer to the spirit, shook his cigar, and said, "This cigarette can be given to you, but you have to answer me a question." Alone, I'm obviously no match for you, but if you want to take it by force, I'll immediately break it and throw it away. β
The giant ghost stared at the cigar and greedily smoked wisps of smoke rings, fearing that Mao Changsheng would spoil the cigar, and said cautiously: "Hurry up and say what the problem is, as long as it is a matter of scissors hell, I know everything." A thousand angry, ten thousand angry, can't be angry. β
"You seem reasonable, not like a hooligan villain, I'll just say it bluntly," Mao Changsheng was a little more bold, "You are the gatekeeper, and the ghosts that come in and out should be clear." β
"Fart!" the giant ghost was furious, "You are a watchdog, tell you little ghost, Lao Tzu is the warden of Scissors Hell, the boss here!"
"Oh, I'm sorry if I saw the wrong ghost!" Mao Changsheng apologized and said half-incredulously, "It's the warden, it's the boss, why is it so hard?
"You know a fart," the giant ghost was very unhappy, as if he had eyes and did not know gold and jade, "who is not hard to be the warden, who is not hard? Except for a girl named Mei Yixiang, no one can compete with me for the boss here, and no one's scissors and knife skills are inferior to mine." β
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng's heartbeat accelerated, and he hesitated and said, "You are such a big ghost, are you still afraid of Mei Yixiang's girl?"
"Fart, I'm not afraid of anyone. The giant ghost was obviously a little timid, but his mouth was very tough, and he was still a duck with a hard shell, "What's wrong with you?
Mao Changsheng said dejectedly: "I came to find my old friend, I don't know where she is now?"
When he said this, his voice was very quiet.
"Hehe, looking for," the giant ghost held his head high, "what's your old friend's name, how is he born, what are your specialties?"
Mao Changsheng said depressedly: "She is not charming, she is simple and innocent, which is very suitable for my heart." She used to make visible scissors, but now, the scissors are gone, and she can cut many large trees with just two fingers in the shape of scissors. β
"Mei Yixiang, are you talking about my competitor Mei Yixiang?" the giant ghost's face changed, and he became anxious, "Mei Yixiang's little girl actually practiced the idea scissors, where is she now?"
With a sincere look of fear, obviously worried that Mei Yixiang would steal his position as the boss of Scissors Hell.
"She didn't come back?" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng became anxious, "Didn't Xiang'er come back?" she said she was tired and wanted to come back to rest!"
"No, no, I didn't come back! With me guarding the door, it's hard for flies to get in and out, but I haven't seen that girl come back!" The giant ghost looked very uneasy, "Really, I've been guarding here day and night, but I haven't seen Mei Yixiang come back! I hope she's out there, not that she'll comeβif she comes back, I'll only be the second!"
This is clearly true.
The one who cares about you the most either loves you the most or hates you the most.
Mao Changsheng stretched his brows and said, "Xiang'er doesn't like to fight for power and profit, not as cheesy as you big brute." You want her to be gone, but it's whimsical, and she'll be lucky and safe. β
The giant ghost was not angry, and patiently enlightened: "After she goes out, it will be great if she can fall in love with whomever she wants! Women have weaknesses, and female ghosts also have weaknesses, this is great! Little ghost head, I will teach you a trick: first rape and then marry, you are the only one! You conceive her with a ghost fetus, and she will obediently listen to you! You are awkward, aren't you? Accommodate her a little, and when she gives birth to a lot of precious babies, her temper will change...... A thousand words, to keep her, don't let her go back to scissors hell...... Ah......h
The troll screamed at the end.
Why is this happening? The poor ghost Mao Changsheng didn't like it, and with a move of "evil ghost scattering sand", he threw the cigar into the giant ghost's mouth from the bottom up, and the cigarette butt touched his throat.
The giant ghost coughed repeatedly, bent down and reached out to pick the cigar in his mouth, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng took the opportunity to float out of the scissors hell.
Scissors ghost Mei Yixiang didn't go back to scissors hell, where will it go?
Vast ghosts, where will Mei Yixiang go?
Is she heartbroken?
I couldn't find the scissors ghost plum fragrance, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng was full of loss and felt at a loss.
Ghosts rarely run around, and as long as they are not in the hell they judged, they will not be in other hells.
No ghost can stay in a hell that doesn't belong to him for a long time, not even a star ghost with a lot of ghost power.
Everyone likes good times, and every ghost doesn't like bad times.
Gave up?
Who is willing to give up the feeling of being?
Love, there are joys and sorrows, there are ups and downs, there are bitter and salty, and there is also a sense of existence.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng stood at the gate of the Scissors Hell, and the sourness in his heart was incomparable.
However, by this time, the giant ghost had already pulled a cigar out of his throat, took a few sharp puffs, and then spat out a smoke ring into the woods close to the Scissors Hellwood, and then shrank down, and walked out of the door of hell in a flash.
The ghosts in the scissors hell are all afraid of the smell of smoke more than they are afraid of their own ashes, so they naturally dare not rush out of the door.
In this way, the scissors that open and close endlessly can also be put aside for a while, and no ghost dares to come out, and no ghost dares to enter.
The giant ghost was condescending, picking the hair of the poor ghost Mao Changsheng with his fingers, and asked loudly: "Tell me: Did you fall in love with Mei Yixiang's little girl first, or did Mei Yixiang's little girl fall in love with you first?"
"Is this important?" Mao Changsheng saw that the giant ghost didn't have the taste to harm him, so he calmed down.
"It's crucial. The troll was serious, "I won't let you leave this place without answering this question clearly!"
"Lao Tzu is not afraid of you!" Mao Changsheng snorted in disgust, "You are lonely and bored, and if you want to inquire about private matters that have nothing to do with you, it doesn't hurt to let you have a little more knowledge." Let me tell you, I fell in love with Xiang'er first, and her attitude towards me is not clear, she doesn't hate me, and she doesn't reject me. β
The giant ghost's face turned cloudy and he said, "Count yourself lucky." If you fall in love with a female ghost, you will chase and fight hard, and you will go to mess around, only if you are pregnant with a ghost fetus, it will really belong to you. Alas, you can go. β
Mao Changsheng said in confusion: "What if you don't leave?
"Go as long as you likeβgo slowly, for fear that the girl will be chased by other ghosts. The giant ghost seemed to be slow and reasonable, "If that girl falls in love with you first, I will leave you in the scissors hell and become a bargaining chip to blackmail her, it is you who fell in love with her first, and it will not be of much value to keep you! β
So there was such an intention?
Such a tall ghost turned out to be always worried about Mei Yixiang's arrival.
Mao Changsheng said disdainfully: "The officials take turns, come to my house next year, and after finding Xiang'er, I will definitely accompany her back and live and work in Scissors Hell." β
"Hurry back and let you both be wiped out!" The giant ghost's face changed, and he raised his right foot and stomped on Mao Changsheng.
Mao Changsheng was shocked and retreated, and the giant ghost's right foot stepped down, and the stones, mud and grass on the ground immediately sank into a piece the size of a room, about five feet deep.
What a great brute!
Mao Changsheng didn't dare to stay longer, and quickly floated away.
The giant ghost laughed and returned to Scissor Hell, continuing his drudgery of believing that he was in power and excelling.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng landed in a safe place and said to himself: "Good guy, it's not a big deal to threaten me, bear with you and let you count you as great and honorable, if you threaten my Xiang'er, it will be very disadvantageous to Xiang'er, and the next time it is sprinkled into your big mouth, it will never be a cigar, whether it is a big firecracker, or a hell bee, it can only depend on the creation at that time." β
Thinking about the speech and demeanor of the giant ghost when he raised Mei Yixiang, he was greatly relieved, and when he thought of Mei Yixiang's blind eyes, he became anxious again.
went to other hells to find out Mei Yixiang's whereabouts, apparently taking off his pants and farting - many times.
Although Mei Yixiang was not found on this trip, at least he knew that Mei Yixiang was not in Scissors Hell, so he could go to investigate separately.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng sighed a few times, no longer worrying about any place, turned into a yin wind, rampaged, and flew in the direction of Yanhuang Village.