"Brother Feng, why are you always not on the right track? No matter when, where, or under any circumstances, you don't forget to tease us? I wonder if your heart is human! Just like now, you can think of such a thing as rolling the sheets, you are really nasty! ”

On the way to find Xiao Fatzi, I was suddenly scolded by the fifth sister, who used to be the most naughty little Lori, and I was so embarrassed. Actually, I'm not as good as she says! Joking with my sister paper and adjusting **, it's just that I want to distract myself so that my mood can calm down. Otherwise, when the cuties encounter tricky things, I'm really going crazy! And the tricky things are especially endless, one after another, and a few times I have the kind of ** who wants to destroy everything!

So I said to this sister: "Fifth sister, it's not that I'm born obscene, it's just that you don't understand my heart!" My heart is bitter! ”

"Cut! What a hard time pretending! Don't you just want to use us to relax your nerves! I know! Do you want to say that you want to use this method to anesthetize yourself, and you have achieved the effect of stabilizing the mind? But if you're like this, anyone will think you're heartless, right? ”

"Huh!"

My heart shook suddenly, and I felt like I had stopped beating in an instant, and I quickly beat my chest and feet, and tossed for a long time before I eased up. Why did this sister become so tricky? Almost choked me!

Miao Miao glared at the fifth sister, and complained to her while helping me massage: "Look at you, what kind of truth do you say!" If Brother Feng hadn't been able to look at it like this, he would have committed suicide by jumping into the river. Then we will all become widows!" ”

"Poof!" My feet were soft, and I fell to the ground, Miao Miao's sister is too good at scolding! Just scolding me!

Long Er burst out laughing, "Look at it! Even your most intimate sister paper said that you don't care, right? It seems that you will really change it in the future! But if you die, we're not widows! We haven't done anything to you, at most it's an agreement now, and nothing has happened. ”

"You...... Are you trying to join forces to me off? All right! I promise you all before I die, so that you can become widows!" Hum! ”

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and said together, "You really don't change!" ”

Never mind! Since you think I'm a lewd ** silk, I'll continue to pretend to be forced! Who can truly understand the bitterness in my heart? It's so easy for me!

……

Long'er's plan is to use that thing as a disguise, try to drag Xiao Fatzi as much as possible, and wait until Long'er and Miao Miao form an encirclement of Xiao Fatty, and we will shoot together to capture each other in one move. Because judging from all indications, Xiao Fatzi's strength without a soul and a soul is already at the level of a child, and the only estimate that can make him confident is that he can escape in an instant. Therefore, as long as we are fast, we can capture him before he uses the earth escape, and under severe torture, we will not be afraid that he will surrender.

But I'm still skeptical about this strategy, what if we catch Xiao Fatzi, and he is not afraid of boiling water to burn a dead pig?

Long'er understood my thoughts, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Then you can run back to the mountains and find Hu Meiniang to come and exchange the soul and soul!" And then find a way to torture or kill the other party, at that time, even if Xiao Fat Man gets a soul, it is estimated that it will be harmless! ”

I'm right to think about it, but if it doesn't work, I'll give him back his soul and soul, and I can't eat it if I keep that thing! So I quietly went to the riverside bathhouse, and the dragons and the others went in three directions before approaching the bathhouse. Miao Miao has been silent, although she has no opinions, but I always feel that she is worried! When she was about to break up, she was still reluctant, and she seemed to have something to say but didn't dare to say.

Temporarily putting aside my doubts about Miao Miao, I swaggered into the riverside bath. But as soon as I got to the bathhouse, I realized that this is a special bathhouse. It's like a construction site, except that you can't see human construction machinery at all. It is now full of mounds of all sizes, and the man-made beach, which was originally beautiful, is gone, and the mounds are still full of holes like ant nests.

What kind of plane did this fat man want to get here when he brought me here? I always feel that this is a pit, because I am often pitted by this leper dog, so I think this time he definitely set it up like this.

In order to avoid being pitted again, I cautiously groped my way forward instead. It was the same last time, but I was still pitted, and if I was cheated again this time, I would be dead!

"Boy, you're here! Has my soul been brought? You're here so soon, don't you want to hug my dumplings with those monsters? ”

Hey! Is this so smart? Couldn't I have been sucked by him when I was sucked by him? Otherwise, how could he have guessed our plan so clearly!

"Say what? What you want is here. ”

I raised a glass bottle in my hand as I spoke, and in order to hide it, I found a black glass bottle at a pesticide store when I came!

Xiao Fat Man suddenly popped out of his head from under a mound, looked at the bottle in my hand and suddenly cursed.

"Stinky boy! You actually put my soul in a pesticide bottle, do you want my soul to poison me after it is possessed? Your conscience is broken! ”

"Huh? You are mistaken! I used this because I didn't have the right thing, and I soaked it in water many times! ”

My sideburns were slightly sweaty, and I couldn't bear to finish making up the lie. I haven't been good at lying since I was a child, and I'm still like this!

Xiao Fat Man shook his head out of the soil, shook the sand on his body and grinned at me. How did it feel like he was suddenly less of a leper and more like a groundhog?

"Boy, if you dare to make any small moves, I won't pay back your mother. Hurry up and get all your sister papers out! How could you possibly come by yourself? I can guarantee that they are ambushing nearby, waiting for them to be caught together and tortured to extract confessions, right? Ha ha! You guys are so whimsical, I'm also a divine beast roaring dog, this little trick still can't hide from my magic eyes! ”

"Huh? You can guess that! Brother Feng, Sister Long's plan is not reliable at all! ”

The fifth sister suddenly came out of a broken iron bucket, patted the dirt on her body and complained to Long'er. I frowned, it seems that this sister paper has won the full set of Xiao Fatty! This brilliant plan was in vain.

Xiao Fatzi saw a sister paper appear, his body shook, and then he laughed with relief.

"Look! I'll just say that you are still too tender, and I will ruin a poisonous plan for you in a few words. Hahaha......"

The fifth sister looked at me as if she didn't understand, and I yelled at her: "Look at what, you can't treat him as a fart when he speaks, plug your ears or it's over!" People say they know you're nearby, so they really know? Forehead ......"

I suddenly felt like I was talking too much, and I hurriedly swallowed the next words back into my stomach, but it was still too late!

Xiao Fat Man smiled even more happily! Long Er and Miao Miao also appeared one after another, especially Long Er looked bitter and hateful!

"You two are a bunch of shit! What good ideas come to you...... Bullshit! ”

Long Er scolded helplessly, and turned his head to observe the terrain here. Miao Miao also sighed, but didn't say anything. It seems that she knew that this fifth sister would be bad before, but in the uncertain situation, she chose to remain silent. I might have known that you might have warned earlier? It's good now, it's really a pot of soup ruined by a grain of mouse droppings!

Xiao Fat didn't say much, pointed at my nose and still laughed. Seeing that my face was gloomy, he stopped laughing and said, "Boy, don't say I won't give you a chance." Now there are two paths for you to take, one is that you go back and immediately grasp the soul brought, and we exchange. Second, if you can leave this riverside bath alive, I will still pay back your mother. What do you think? Which path to take? ”

I thought for a moment, and said to the fat man, "I'm afraid that no matter which path I choose, you don't want us to get out of here easily, do you?" And if I give you back the soul, or if I survive by luck, you will never return my mother! ”

"Haha! The child can be taught! It seems that you are getting smarter and calmer! You're right, I didn't plan to pay back your mother, that's my trump card. I have to rely on her to blackmail you to complete many plans! How could I let go so easily for the sake of a soul and a soul, the soul is now a chicken rib to me, even if I get the soul back, I am not your opponent now. So I can't do what you want, you have to do what I tell you, or it will be useless to kill me." ”

"Do you want to test my patience? If I let me know that you're not good for my mother, I'll kill you desperately! ”

"Huh! It's useless to threaten me! I will tell you one more thing, without me, you will never be able to resurrect Xiao Jiu'er. If you don't believe it, you can try, when the time comes, I'm afraid it's not as simple as asking for a soul! ”

"You...... What exactly do you want? ”

"Haha...... Didn't you kill a bugger? And did they resist and eliminate the attack of the rats? I can tell you responsibly that these are all for testing and testing for you. But the tests and tests are much more than that, snakes, insects, rats and ants do you know? ”

"Hmm...... What do you want to say? ”

"The insect master is a worm, the rat clan is a rat, and the next is an ant, do you understand this time?"

"Hmm...... Are you trying to make some ant monsters to make us fight? ”

Xiao Fat Man was stunned for a moment, "Say you're smart, you're really smart!" Next up are the ants, as long as you can survive it, let's move on to the following game, or you'll have to wait to collect the corpse! Forehead...... Maybe your corpse doesn't know who took it for you! Ahaha......"

Xiao Fatzi smiled even more happily after speaking! Long Er leaned over and whispered to me, "Fengzi, do you know that we are in a huge ant nest?" Looks like he really wants to use ants to test our strength! ”

After Long Er finished speaking, I quickly looked around, it was really a huge ant nest, no wonder I thought it was weird when I first came! But how is this fat man going to test me? You don't want to see how long I can survive the bite of ants, do you? No man or animal can bite me yet! Does this work?

Xiao Fat Man finally finished laughing, and his index finger tapped the tip of my nose and said, "Boy, I know that you and these sisters around you have special bodies, so I specially moved soul eaters from the underworld, these ants can spray acid to corrode souls!" I don't know if your body can hold it! I remember the rotten eggs of the **, they almost killed you! ”

Oh! It seems that I have been thoroughly studied by this fat man for a long time! This time I'm going to be pitted by him again!

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