I have to be a filial son to the old squad leader, and I have long wanted to take on this role, if it weren't for Zhao Haiyun's inexplicable attitude, I would have wanted to say this sentence a long time ago. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because I know the number of etiquette, I know even more that only by wearing linen and filial piety to the old squad leader can I have the identity to "point fingers" at this funeral, and I can be qualified to stop the fraud and nonsense of the Broken Heaven Master, and I can intervene in the affairs of the Zhao family.

It's amazing, but it's also thoughtful.

However, I am glad that my words have been supported by many people, especially my comrade-in-arms Zhao Hong in the same year.

He really can't stand this complete farce!

Like Hongye, Zhao Hong walked behind me and said in a voice: "The matter of the old squad leader is our business, and the comrade-in-arms is the brother who broke the bones and tendons, and my brother guards the spirit, and I will follow it!" ”

With Zhao Hong's support for me, I suddenly felt that my confidence was a lot harder, and it made the Zhao family and his wife even more unable to object.

They don't recognize me as an apprentice, so they have to recognize me as a comrade-in-arms!

In this way, I, Xian Hongye, and Zhao Hong united the battle line, and we raised our eyebrows together, to see how this Heaven Breaker could penetrate the iron wall of the three of us.

Unlike our Qi Yu Xuanang, at this time, the Heaven Breaker Master was already in an extremely embarrassing situation.

This scene is no longer what he said alone, and it is not something that he can change by fooling the Zhao family and his wife for a few words.

The deceiver got up from the ground and looked at me with a look of resentment, while not forgetting to threaten: "You dare to destroy the spell of the poor way!" Good! When the time comes, you will be killed by Zhao Haipeng, don't say that this Taoist master is not righteous! ”

He said a cruel word, but turned around and prepared to slip away, and as he left, he did not forget to take his broken wooden box and the vest containing the money.

The grandson finally confessed.

But just when the decider turned around and was about to slip away, something suddenly happened again.

A bloody thing quickly ran from the corner of the courtyard wall, and ran straight towards him silently.

Blood was dripping all over the ground.

It was so fast, and it was covered in blood, it looked like a human head. I can see that our eyes are wide, and our nerves are tense at once!

This bloody thing attracted the shouts of the ladies present, and it also made me even more confused.

Where did this "monster" that suddenly broke in come from?

Running quickly, the thing was impartial, and it slammed into the thigh of the Broken Sky Master, and then immediately stopped, curled up in a ball, and kept shaking, still gurgling and bleeding out.

It stopped, and I finally saw that the bloody thing was nothing else! But it was the big rooster with the tail of the ten years whose head was cut off by a scissors of the Broken Heaven Master!

The chicken body without a head has come to seek revenge from the Broken Heaven Master!

Because it is the relationship between the red case cook, I know the chicken very well this animal, this thing has a meat name "red life Weng", the origin of the name and a very unique physiological phenomenon of chicken, closely related.

Figuratively speaking, this phenomenon is that it can "chop off the head without dying, and the blood will come back to life".

The chicken is an animal with much more vigorous vitality than ordinary high-level animals, and many times it cuts off its head with a knife, even if it is in a different place, its body can live without a head for a long time, and it also runs while bleeding.

Foreigners have even done an experiment in which it is said that with the right measures, it is not a problem for this headless chicken to survive for two or three hours, and the longest is said to live for eighteen months.

Maybe it's also because of the tenacity of chickens, this thing has been considered to be an extremely yang existence since ancient times, and the older it gets, the heavier yang energy becomes. If the big rooster really lives to be ten years old, its yang energy will even turn into blood poison! It is rumored that it is a "yang poison" that is more powerful than arsenic, and a drop of blood can poison a red-headed centipede!

Because of this, the folk have always had "the eight kings of the millennium are as light as hair, and the blood of the chicken is as poisonous as a knife for ten years!" ".

Therefore, a serious cook will never cook old chicken for customers to eat, let alone a chicken that is more than ten years old, even a chicken that is more than two years old cannot be served, the reason is that this thing is too yang, it has become poisonous, and it is harmful to eat it.

So, when this big headless rooster swayed and hit the Heavenbreaker, I quickly calmed down.

It's a normal phenomenon, nothing unusual.

But compared to our calmness, this unknown Heaven Breaker was taken aback.

The Heaven Breaker didn't have the professional qualities to be a liar at all, and he didn't even have the courage to look at the dead body in the coffin with his eyes open, let alone face this bloody chicken that could run around the street without a head.

After the Heaven Breaker glanced at the severed chicken covered in blood, he immediately shook violently, and then said, "Wow! He shouted.

Then he pointed to the chicken and said, "You devil! Dare to let a dead chicken scare me...... I, I'll go back and ask Master Zu to clean you up! ”

The words of the Broken Heaven Master are equivalent to admitting that he has leaked out in disguise, and the extraordinary tone in his tone has lost his earlier strength, but has the meaning of wanting to slip away, he is really scared stupid by this chicken who suddenly cheats the corpse!

While speaking, the Broken Heaven Master didn't care about his face, he trembled and retreated to the gate of the Zhao family, and he didn't walk fast, obviously his legs and stomach were scared by the rooster that deceived the corpse, it seemed that he was ...... There is also a layer of fear of irritating the chicken.

However, as the saying goes, "the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop", the more the Heaven Breaker seems to be afraid, the more he will be looking for him for this trouble.

Just as the Heaven Breaker had just taken two and a half steps back, the headless rooster standing on the ground, standing still...... Immediately, the Breaking Heavenly Master's face spurted a stream of blood!

Chicken blood spurted out more than four feet from the chicken's cavity, hitting the face of the Heaven Breaker who was about to turn back and was uneasy!

Heavenbreaker...... turned red-faced Guan Gong.

This mouthful of blood completely knocked the liar back to the prototype, and it also became the last straw that crushed the mouse.

After being stimulated by the chicken blood, the Heaven Breaker collapsed in his heart. As he ran, he shouted "There are ghosts!" Hell yes! ", stumbled, and ran out of the courtyard gate of the Zhao family.

His madness also brought a mess and laughter to the scene.

Although I understand the principle of this, but my sister-in-law Yuxiu doesn't know, and I can see that Zhao Haikun doesn't know either, although he is the cook in the Five Organs Temple, but he is a "white case" specializing in pastries, it seems that ...... He doesn't know!

The two of them were obviously also stupid by this sudden situation, and as soon as the Broken Heaven Master ran away, the master of the Zhao family was also out of proportion.

Gui Yuxiu looked at the headless chicken that was still spurting blood with jealousy, and opened her throat to break the Heavenly Master and shouted, "Heavenly Master! You can't leave us alone......"

Compared with Gui Yuxiu, Zhao Haikun seemed calmer, but he still held his wheelchair and beckoned his daughter-in-law: "Take me out!" Don't let the Heavenly Master run away! He's gone, what are we going to do......"

…… In the midst of a long and short scream, Gui Yuxiu pushed Zhao Haikun's wheelchair and followed. Ah Si and Zhao Hong also rushed out of the gate of Zhao's house with the mentality of watching the excitement. The most interesting thing is that the headless chicken, which was originally standing still, may have been stimulated by the sound waves from the outside world, and actually spread out and retreated, and ran up with the crowd.

The old squad leader's mourning hall was suddenly empty.

Although I really wanted to take the opportunity to go out and interrupt the liar, my legs only moved a little, and finally I took it back again, and I didn't go out with the group to see the excitement.

I have more important things to do.

After the scene was quiet, I turned around and walked to the coffin of the old squad leader, looked at the squad leader who was still slightly open and staring, and let out a long sigh.

I stretched out my slightly trembling hand, slowly closed the squad leader's eyes, and gently placed the black bowl on the old squad leader's forehead.

I grunted in my throat, "Squad leader! I'll keep you safe! This Zhao family's business is my business. No one, I'm tossing you, Master. ”

After saying these words, I knelt down deeply and kowtowed.

At this time, a plain hand was gently placed on my shoulder.

I looked up and saw that I was the only one who didn't go out to see the excitement.

I stood up and said, "Why don't you go out and have a look?" ”

Momiji said with a look of disgust: "It's all blood, what's so beautiful...... Talk to you about something serious. ”

I looked at her serious face, and I couldn't help but wrinkle my eyebrows and say, "What? ”

She got straight to the point and said, "How do you feel about that Heaven Breaker?" Isn't it amazing? ”

I raised my eyes and looked at her in a very strange way.

That's a really bad question. The Broken Heaven Master is a big liar, and he is timid and scrawny, he is the worst liar I have ever seen in my life.

So, without thinking about it, I replied: "Ya is a scoundrel who sells dog skin plasters!" Nothing capable. ”

"You're wrong!" Xian Hongye's expression was serious, and he corrected me: "This old guy of the Broken Heaven Master is very high, he has been pretending to be crazy and stupid just now, and he is ......"

When Momiji said this, her expression suddenly became terrifying, and she paused word by word, for fear that I would not hear clearly, and told me: "When I broke the 'practice' of the Heavenly Master just now, I almost killed you!" ”

Xian Momiji's words are like a slap in the face!

I know that Momiji is a very observant woman, and when she speaks, she must be justified and can never be sensational.

But it's still very difficult to believe that the funny bastard with his gestures was so profound that he almost killed me.

I can't even convince myself myself.

Besides, what did he kill me for? I didn't have a holiday with him, although I broke his scam and kicked him twice, but the two sides will not be to the point of taking each other's lives.

I know that I can't figure out the reason for this with my own head alone, and if I want to know the key to all this, I have to consult Ken Momiji, who is good at observation and reasoning.

But just as I was about to continue to ask about the joints of Momiji, we suddenly heard a miserable howl coming from outside the gate of the Zhao family!

Immediately after, a dry-throated voice faintly screamed from the doorway: "Dead...... Dead man......"

When Momiji and I heard this, we were both clever at the same time! Running to the gate of the Zhao family, this topic about the Heaven Breaker had to be stopped temporarily.

It's really a wave of unsettled, and a wave of rise!