Chapter Twenty-Five: Out of the Horse Immortal (I)
Chapter Twenty-Five: Out of the Horse Immortal (I)
I put the bottle with Sophie Lu in my duffel bag so that no one would throw it away. At more than two o'clock in the morning, the surrounding silence was terrifying, only the faint light outside the window, and the trivial matter of Wang Ming and Lin Wenhai slowly fell asleep.
Wang Ming woke me up early in the morning, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that the people in the dormitory got up earlier than me, and they were dressed up one by one, and those who didn't know thought they were going to be grooms.
I'm so obsessed with Zhou Gong, if it weren't for the fact that today was the first day of college, I really didn't want to get up, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and wash my face with my eyes closed.
originally thought that Lin Wenhai would definitely have no strength today when he was put on the upper body yesterday, who knew that the guy with the opposite sex and inhumanity got up earlier than anyone else, dressed up more energetically than anyone else, and didn't know what the structure of his body was?
After everything was tied, everyone left the dormitory one after another, only me and Wang Ming Finally, Wang Ming walked to my side and whispered to me: "Lao Chen, what time did you come back yesterday, why don't I know?" ”
I thought of his sleep yesterday and got angry, and said to Wang Ming: "Your uncle still dares to say it, I will shout when something happens, will you come to save me?" Later, look at your dead pig appearance, you yourself were strangled to death, you don't even know, right? ”
Wang Ming smiled awkwardly and said to me, "Hehe, no way, brother, I'm too sleepy." How about you didn't get beaten later, did you? ”
I glanced at the king and said, "It's okay later, and you don't look at how long your buddy's tongue is." Standard three inches long. ”
Wang Ming smiled: "That's that, what about the female ghost later?" ”
I pointed to the suitcase next to my bed. Wang Ming looked at it and seemed to understand, and said to me in surprise: "Damn, isn't it?" Did you take her back to the dorm? ”
I said to Wang Ming, "What are you doing? Are you afraid? ”
Wang Ming said to me seriously: "Do you think my brother is like a person who is afraid of ghosts?" As he spoke, he straightened his chest.
I looked at Wang Ming and said to him, "Why can't you bring it to the dormitory if you're not afraid, it's okay, I don't call her, she won't come out." ”
Wang Ming said to me aggrievedly: "We are a men's dormitory here, you put a female ghost in the dormitory, it will be inconvenient for the brothers to change clothes or anything in the future." ”
Damn, it turns out that he was worried about this. Looking at Wang Ming's sobbing face, I said to him: "La, just pour it down, who rarely looks at you?" What's special about yours? ”
Actually, there is no such problem, I believe that Sophie Lu is not a pervert who has nothing to do to peek at the boys changing clothes, and besides, there is nothing worth seeing in our dormitory, and the group is similar to me at best.
Wang Ming continued to cry and said to me: "Lao Chen, that female ghost was brought in by you, you have been seen nothing, but I can't, I am still a virgin, my body has not been seen by other women except my mother, you are responsible for this." ”
I snorted and said to Wang Ming: "Go, go, stay there, who looks at you from your uncle, you're still a virgin, by the way, I still have a lot of things to tell you." ”
It seems that Wang Ming also seems to have a lot of things to say to me, and when he saw me say this, he suddenly became interested, and approached me and said to me: "Haha, what are you going to say?" After you finished talking, I said, we are really fated. ”
I took out my phone, turned on the screen, put it in front of Wang Ming's eyes, and said to him, "Do you think there is still time for us to chat here?" ”
Wang Ming looked at the time on the screen and said to me: "Then let's come back in the evening and talk slowly, now this is a good opportunity to talk to beautiful classmates, I won't accompany you to break around." I'll go first. With a whoosh, he ran out, running faster than a rabbit.
I looked at the suitcase, and Sophie was supposed to be safe here. I also walked out, Wang Ming's words are right, now is a good opportunity to talk to beautiful classmates, I can't miss it.
When I first chose my major, my brain may have short-circuited instantly, and I chose a major that I didn't understand, which was called accounting. Accountants are generally more female, and there are slightly fewer males.
When I walked to the class, I saw that the ratio of men to women was 3:1, there were more women than men, and there was an imbalance between yin and yang. There is no shortage of beauties among female classmates, but I am not in the mood to see it, I am too sleepy. I went to the back and found a table where no one was there, sat down, and fell asleep on the table, and slept all morning. After school at noon, with hazy sleepy eyes, he followed the army to the cafeteria.
After finishing the meal in a daze, he returned to the dormitory in a daze, and when he opened the door of the dormitory, he was startled. Our eight old men lived together, and although they had only been here for three days, they were still a mess. The quilt was never folded, there were still dirty socks at the foot of the bed, and the shoes were one from east to west, especially with soot everywhere on the floor. The eight of us basically belong to the same people, and none of us are too lazy to clean up.
But now, the floor is spotless, the quilts are neatly folded, the shoes are neatly placed on the shoe rack, especially the stinky socks are all in the trash.
When I saw that scene, my first instinct was that I had gone to the wrong room. Gently closed the door and glanced at the number plate on the door, Nima's, it's 622, that's right. Who is so idle and panicked to clean up the dormitory like a sterile area?
I walked in with questions, thinking that I would find out when they came back and asked. After a while, the sound of chaos appeared in the hallway, and they were roughly talking about how many beautiful women and dinosaurs there were in their class. The moment they opened the bedroom door, they were all stunned, and Ye Xuetong, who was the leader, said, "Damn, what's wrong with you today, Lao Chen?" It can't be evil, right? ”
When the rest of the people saw the scene in the room, they all let out a "lean" and then all looked at me in unison, their eyes full of surprise, and I hurriedly waved my hand and repeatedly emphasized that it was not me.
All the people walked into the room one after another, looked at me suspiciously, and I said to them, "I just came back, who is idle today, how can I clean up the room?" ”
After I finished speaking, the group shook their heads in unison to indicate that they didn't do it, and I suddenly thought that it was Sophielu? Wang Ming also seemed to think of something, glanced at me, and then looked at my duffel bag.
I don't think it's a matter if Sophie Lu doesn't admit it, lest they track it down, thinking of this, I winked at Wang Ming, and Wang Ming said to the others: "I cleaned up this room, how about it clean." ”
Everyone looked at Wang Ming as if they were looking at aliens, and Yang Siliang said, "Lao Wang, are you okay?" How do you remember to tidy up your room? ”
Wang Ming said coaxingly: "Don't you clean it up?" Don't you look at it and don't clean it up, it's still like a human habitation? ”
I looked at Wang Ming, he was really bragging, and he didn't blush. I had no choice but to despise Wang Ming in my heart, so I lay on the bed and fell asleep.
In the afternoon, all the new students were in the auditorium and listened to the school's constant bragging, all the afternoon, all the things that were not boundary, always saying how good the school was and how popular our major was in society. Four or five old men brainwashed me one after another, saying that I was drowsy.
I finally got through the difficult time of the afternoon, and I only got one useful news in the afternoon, that is, the next week's military training.
The first day passed so groggily, and there were only three people left in the dormitory at night, me, Wang Ming and Zhao Pingzhong, and the others either went online or went to the sister, Zhao Pingzhong lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone.
After nine o'clock, the number of people in the school began to slowly decrease, and I knew that it was just the right time for me to go out with Wang Ming to talk about things. I took out the bottle containing Sophie Lu from my duffel bag, walked up to Wang Ming, glanced at him, and walked out first, Wang Ming was also a smart person, and walked out behind me.
There is a grass area behind the dormitory building, there are no street lights there, and no one will go there, which is just right for me to talk to Wang Ming about things, I brought Sophie Lu out to let the two of them get to know each other, and by the way, let Su Fei Lu and Wang Ming talk about Lin Wenhai.
I walked deep into the grass to see that there was no one, and then whispered into the bottle, "Filu, you can come out now." ”
After about four or five seconds, a puff of green smoke came out of the bottle and slowly turned into a human form, after which Sophie appeared in front of me. I looked at Wang Ming behind me, he didn't seem surprised, and walked towards me casually.
I said to Wang Ming: "Lao Wang, you should know each other, I won't introduce you." ”
After I finished speaking, Wang Ming was like a monk in the second chapter who was confused, looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Lao Chen, are you talking to me?" Who do you think I know? ”
I pointed to Sophie and said, "Didn't you see her last night?" ”
Wang Ming said to me the same old way: "Who are you talking about, who did I see last night?" ”
Wang Ming doesn't seem to be able to see Sophie, but it's not right, he could have seen it yesterday? I said to Wang Ming? "What's wrong with you, Wang?" Have you lost all your skills? Why didn't you see her? ”
Sophie looked at me in surprise. Wang Ming, what's going on, Wang Ming seemed to think of something, and said to me: "You mean the ghost, your uncle didn't say it earlier, I didn't open my eyes to see anything now?" ”
After saying that, I turned around and tossed for a while, and recited some incantations that I didn't understand. I was left with black lines, I thought everyone was born with yin and yang eyes, and I forgot about this link.
After Wang Ming tossed for a while, he turned his head, and in the next second, the eyes of the old Wang Ba staring at Sophie Lu were about to fall out. Sophie Lu knew that Wang Ming was so powerful that he was embarrassed to say anything, so she just looked at me for help.
I also saw Wang Ming's obscene expression, I coughed a few times and he ignored it. I had no choice but to scold Wang Ming: "Look at your bear-like, and then look at Lao Tzu to gouge out your eyeballs, do you believe it?" ”
At this time, Wang Ming came back to his senses and said to me: "Hehe, I'm out of shape, I'm sorry." ”
After speaking, he smiled at Su Feilu and said hello, and Su Feilu also smiled at Wang Ming. I said to Wang Ming, "Okay, okay, let's talk about business now." ”
Wang Ming nodded after hearing this, then thought about it and said to me: "We have a fart business, it's not to each other, you pull it first or I talk it first." ”
After Wang Ming finished speaking, he found a clean place and sat down, and I said to Wang Ming: "What, you can tell me about you first, what's the matter with you?" ”
After listening to this, Wang Ming said to me, "What's the matter? Oooh, you're saying why I was able to hit her, right? He pointed to Sophie.
I nodded for him to continue. Wang Ming continued: "It's not uncommon to hit her, can't you too?" Have you ever heard of our Horse Fairy? Hey, I am. ”
Sure enough, I guessed right.