Chapter 58: Please Call Me to Draw a Corpse (Part I)

Say goodbye to school life, maybe from this moment I really grew up, stepped on the train home, now it can be said that I am like an arrow, on the way I have notified the wolf seven, let him prepare at home, and when I enter the village, I must be noisy with gongs and drums, firecrackers, after all, buddy, I am also a good home, and I will return from school.

Because the ticket is not easy to buy, I can only choose to take the night train, this night is almost always standing over, when I got off the bus I found out that there was a group of people in order to occupy a seat did not hesitate to go to the dining car, oops, I go! I didn't think of this, I was speechless when I watched myself stand all night like a hard man. Fortunately, after getting off the car, Wolf Seven has been waiting for me at the station, and I have been home for three years, except for the winter and summer vacations, the rest of the time I dare not come back, mainly because the ticket is too expensive, who let us be a small citizen. This time it's good, even if the leaves return to their roots, they will not go anywhere, so they will develop well on this one-third of an acre, and strive to live a life of hot kang for their wives and children in the future.

Back home, my family was very happy to see me back, so I also set a table for me in the restaurant in the county, and the family had a happy meal in the evening, and my father also told me about going to the funeral home, to be honest, I didn't want to go to the funeral home to be killed, but now after all, I've grown up, and I've seen more things, so I can't help it for my livelihood, how many college students can't find a job now, and besides, my job is an iron rice bowl, so I didn't say anything.

There is still a week before the day of registration, and in this week, in addition to staying at home or going to the Dixian Temple in the back mountain, to see Hu Lao Hat, and by the way, to burn some paper money for Lao Shitou, anyway, I always feel that the time of these days has passed quickly. In a blink of an eye, it was time to report to the funeral home.

This morning, I deliberately wore a suit, to say that this suit is still my father's, my mother said to me, this must have a decent set of clothes when you go out, but this suit looks so awkward on my body, and then followed my father to the county funeral home. To say that the funeral parlor in our small county town is really not good, although it is said that I have never been to this place since I was a child, it can be seen from the façade and the city should be several grades behind, small is small, but although the sparrow is small, the funeral parlor includes the collection of corpses, farewell to the remains, body beauty, cremation, plus the sale of urns, it can be said that it is a one-stop service, directly send the deceased to the west sky.

When I entered the courtyard gate, the old man on guard saw that it was my father who hurriedly walked out, held my father's hand cordially and said, "Yo! Isn't this Secretary Bu? I really didn't expect my dad to become a secretary in the past few years, is there any reason for this. My dad nodded, coughed lightly and said, "Get me your curator Qian, it looks like it's full of style."

After hearing this, the old man of the guard went to the fart, and after a while, a fat man with a fat brain came out of it with a big belly, and when he saw my father, he hurriedly trotted all the way over and said: Secretary Bu, you are here!

My dad nodded and said, "That old money!" This is my son, and I mentioned it to you, see if you can help me arrange it.

After listening to this, Curator Qian glanced at it and said: Secretary Bu is such a trivial matter, you see that you have come over in person, don't worry, that position has been reserved for your son.

Seeing this, I hurriedly stepped forward and called Uncle Qian, hello.

Oops! Secretary Bu, look at how much this kid can talk, at first glance, he is a college graduate, and he has a level of speaking, so who is Xiao Jia come over to me. After a while, another little fat man came over, only to hear Director Qian say to him: Xiao Jia, this is Xiao Bu, the new makeup artist from our funeral home, you take him to the dressing room to hand over to Master Sun.

When that little Jia heard it, he smiled and said to me: Let's go, buddy.

I heard a glance back at my dad and then followed Xiao Jia away.

On the way, I looked at this funeral home, it is a small courtyard, I heard Xiao Jia say that the left is the freezer for storing the corpse, and in front of it is a hall, which is used to say goodbye to the body, and the back is the cremation room, and on the right side of the hall there is a small single room that is a dressing room for the corpse makeup, and the left side of the hall is a public toilet, and there is a small second floor opposite the morgue, except for the funeral home staff office, the remaining rooms are for selling urns. The layout of the whole funeral home is like this, maybe it's a bit messy for me to say this, but the small place can't do it.

When this Xiao Jia was chatting, I knew that he was the driver in the funeral home, responsible for pulling the corpse and the family of the deceased, and his full name was Jia Guoyu. Jia Guoyu and I came to the dressing room, and when we pushed the door in, we saw that there was a white steel board inside, and there were some chemical products on the shelf next to it, and an old man was cleaning at this time.

The old man was obviously stunned when he saw me and Jia Guoyu coming in, and only heard Jia Guoyu say to the old man: Uncle Sun, this is the new makeup artist Xiaobu, the curator asked me to inform you, and you two will hand it over.

The old grandson didn't say anything after glancing at me, nodded and asked Jia Guoyu to go out first, Jia Guoyu patted me on the shoulder and said: Xiaobu, I'll go first, I have time to go over and play with me, and then leave after speaking.

When I saw Jia Guoyu leaving, I stepped forward and said to the old grandson: Hello Uncle Sun.

The old grandson didn't seem to hear it, and continued to sweep the floor, my hot face was attached to the cold ass, and after I was bored, I didn't speak on the side, and after a while, the old man looked back at me after sweeping the floor and said: Boy, I don't think you can do this job, so go home.

I was stunned for a moment and didn't know what this meant and said to the old grandson: Uncle Sun, what do you mean by this, why don't I understand.

The old grandson snorted and said: Whether you understand it or not, this job is not suitable for you anyway.

These few words made me angry, that is, depending on his age, otherwise my little temper would have exploded a long time ago, I sneered and said to him: You can do this, I can't do anything.

After listening to this, the old grandson glanced at me, smiled and said, "Good boy! That's it, you are doing it for a day now, if you don't fit in, remember to call me, after you finished speaking, you will explain some of my daily things, give me a key, and after explaining the old grandson to pack up his things, he walked to the door with his bag and said to me: Boy, I hope you will not be frightened, after saying this, he smiled weirdly, and then left.

I don't know what this old man means, but I'm sure there's something wrong with this designation. After the old man left, I changed into a white coat and prepared for work, not long after I changed my clothes, I suddenly pushed a car from a small door by a person wearing blue overalls, and there was a corpse on the car.

I nodded.

Oh! Hello, I am in the cremation room, my name is Gao Hua.

Hello Brother Gao, I said with a smile.

Hehe, they will all be brothers in the future, and Gao Hua of the cremation industry seems to be very enthusiastic.

I took one look at the corpse, it was a middle-aged woman, the cause of death was unknown, so I took out something and started to put makeup on the corpse, but just as I was just drawing my eyebrows, suddenly the female corpse opened her eyes and pinched my neck with both hands.