When we were young, we kept complaining about time, why would it go so slowly, just like a big king with a flower cover, the more you care about it, the slower it becomes, but just when we forget its existence, we inadvertently look back and find that this evil animal has crawled out of the distance.

In this way, inadvertently, the second half of the freshman year is almost over.

At the end of May, Harbin called Ice City, but also like a big stove, as soon as we went out to follow up the oven, let us have a headache, of course, summer is also beneficial, that is, the women are less crossed, the girls on the street or on the campus have already been unwilling to be lonely to change into short skirts and hot pants, revealing white and slender thighs, walking in front of us, making us in a trance in front of our eyes, and at the same time let us sigh in our hearts, the world's most powerful martial arts is worthy of the deadly scissors feet.

Summer is coming, we three dead bachelors are shirtless playing poker in the bedroom, because it is too hot and too hot, there is no air conditioning, it can kill people, so our hearts also began to change with the climate, Li Songzhu and Jia Mingliang had no entertainment at night, and they couldn't sleep over and over, while Sun Jialiang and I slept very steadily, I was born with a lack of fire, as long as I lay down, even if it was hot, I could sleep peacefully, and Sun Jialiang ...... It seems to be born too, but this grandson doesn't have my physique, and every time he lies on the bed and frowns, he will unconsciously open his mouth, stick his tongue out, and lie down with drool.

When I first found out about his appearance, I was a little frightened, thinking that this grandson would not die suddenly from sleeping, and then I heard his even snoring, so I calmed down, I asked Li Songzhu, I said to him, why do you say that the grandson sticks out his tongue when he sleeps on a hot day?

Li Songzhu touched the two faint mustaches on his mouth, and then said to me: I guess Ya is different from us, the sweat glands are in the wrong place.

Sweat glands are born on the tongue, isn't that a dog? I felt funny for a while, and at the same time I was a little reluctant to go, because although Sun Jialiang was a little unsociable in the dormitory, he didn't like to wash his feet, and slept all day long, but he was actually quite righteous, which could be proved by the last time he notified our school to conduct random inspections.

Although we all agreed that this grandson had no other specialties than sleeping, who would have thought that in the period at the end of his freshman year, he would do something that made the three of us almost cry.

I remember, that day was Friday, and it was a holiday, and I and Liangzi Zhuzi had just come back from the cafeteria, and we were listless, and we didn't know how to spend the day after tomorrow, so we discussed it, but found that there was no other entertainment except for surfing the Internet.

Ryoko said: "It's so boring, it's really weird, why do I think the three of us seem to have gone to college for nothing, it's been almost a year, and we don't even have a girl, what's going on?" ”

Zhuzi sat on my bed, looked at Jia Mingming, and then scolded: "It's all about you, how long has it been, I can always meet those strange girls when I go out." ”

The strange women in Li Songzhu's mouth, as I have said before, most of them wear glasses and like kitten ornaments, there are a few like this in our class, they will make a weird smile when they see bamboo (especially when he walks with Jia Mingming) Bamboo said, just last year's Christmas party, the sophomore sister actually took the initiative to find Bamboo backstage, saying that she wanted to take a photo with him, Bamboo was about to cry at that time, thinking that her spring had finally arrived, and she didn't want that sister to take a photo with Bamboo. He took his hand excitedly, then glanced at Jia Mingming, the piano prince next to him, and said to him with a blushing face: "You will definitely be happy." ”

"I'm happy that your grandmother has a grandson!!" said this again that day, and Bamboo suddenly threw a notebook in his hand on the bed, and scolded: "What's wrong with this world!? You don't have anything like that!! ”

I couldn't help but feel funny when I saw him and Liangzi's virtue at that time, and at this moment, Sun Jialiang, who was suddenly covering the opposite side with his eyebrows locked and sticking out his tongue, suddenly hooked up, like a corpse, and scared the three of us, I thought to myself that my grandson wouldn't have upgraded and learned to sleepwalk, right?

But at this time, I saw Sun Jialiang yawn, and without wiping the saliva from his mouth, he directly picked up the mobile phone next to the pillow, and said to himself while scratching the stupid hair on his head: "Ah, it's me, don't you sleep, how do I know that you called me, what?" Do you say that your sisters are dead? Okay, okay, what time is it? What? Ahh......h Say a word to me again? Hey, you say it again? Count you ruthless, don't see you in general, wait for me to clean you up in my dreams, that's it, see you in a while. ”

Damn, the three of us were suddenly envious, jealous and hateful, thinking that the current good cabbage was really arched by pigs, this grandson was confused and ate every day and waited for death, why could he find a daughter-in-law? And his object is quite beautiful, I really can't figure out what the girls are thinking about now, isn't it true that the world has collapsed as the bamboo said?

I saw that after Sun Jialiang finished speaking, he threw the phone, and then fell on the bed again, just when the three of us didn't know what to say, Sun Jialiang suddenly turned over, and then said to the three of us: "Hey, brothers, is there anything to do at night, I will live with a little girl in their bedroom, let me pull a few people to join in the fun, go?" ”

Sun Jialiang's sentence is really like a warning to Hengyan, hey, I'm slot, and there are such good things? The three of us were shocked suddenly, but I also knew that if we agreed easily, it would be a bit of a fall, or bamboo understands the general situation, he signaled the two of us not to be excited first, so he forced an indifferent tone and asked, "Sun ...... Ryoko, is this appropriate? ”

"There's something inappropriate." Sun Jialiang closed his eyes and said: "It's all troublesome, they said that no man can't get up, if you want to be fine, you can go and have fun together, but speaking of it, it seems that the little girls in their dormitory are quite crazy...... What, you guys have something to do at night? ”

"It's okay, it's okay!!" After hearing the words of our grandson, we couldn't bear it, damn, we finally waited for this opportunity!! I thought it was great, this is really, I am worried that there is no girl bubble, and a sticky bean bag will fall from the sky! The more open the better, if you don't make it tonight, everyone will collectively bid farewell to their youth and enter the wonderful world of Chengren!

So, at the moment of beauty, face and nothing existed, Zhuzi hurriedly got up and said to Sun Jialiang: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up, what time is it in place, a few people in their dormitory, hey Liangzi, hurry up, prepare guys, I have a helmet in my box, or I bought it when I first went to college, I haven't used any of it, mother, take it out and divide it into three self-defense firsts, I don't believe how ruthless those little chicks can be, hey Liangzi, you speak, what time is the dinner?" ”

Jia Mingliang quickly took action after hearing this, he took out a red box of unopened things from the bamboo suitcase, and he divided three of them for me, which was like a bag of shampoo, with the English 'durex' (English, Chinese translation as xxx) written on it.

And Sun Jialiang still seemed to be indifferent, he yawned, and then said to the three of us: "What's the hurry, the girls can't get used to it, let them wait, wait for me to sleep first." ”

"Still sleeping with your uncle!!" The three of us shouted in unison, he really didn't know how to be a family, he didn't know how expensive firewood and rice were expensive, and he didn't know how to be single, so we couldn't help but say, and forcibly dragged him off the top bunk, half-naked, and almost got him out of the dormitory like a kidnapping.

Sun Jialiang really didn't know how big our resentment was, so he had to follow us, after each of us freshened up, he took a taxi out of the school gate to the hotel he said.

There are many such stylish restaurants in the university town, specially designed to meet the hearts of college students, it is a Korean-style barbecue, when I arrived at the door of the hotel, Sun Jialiang made a phone call, and then sleepily took us to a private room on the second floor, pushed open the door, we were immediately overjoyed, damn, this is the next one!

I saw that there were now four dressed chicks sitting in the private room, and a little short skirt of the water, discussing something around the table.

What a strong magnetic field! I swallowed and foamed.

When they saw us coming, they smiled and asked us to sit down, Sun Jialiang introduced us one by one, only to see Li Songzhu beside him trembling with two eyebrows, it was obvious that at this moment, the earthlings could no longer stop his silver smile.

After we sat down, we started talking, and the four girls were very open, and although it was the first time they had met, they were not at all frightened, and I was nervous again in comparison.

The wine came up, they seemed to be able to drink better than us, in the words of "dry", "I look down on you if you don't do it", "why don't I drink a big man", the eight of us have already reimbursed a case of beer, during the banquet, I also figured out their general details, they are not related, the one who sits next to Sun Jialiang has the longest leg, it is his girlfriend Li Na, and the one who is wearing a crop top has a belly button on the eye. The short-haired girl who was pulling Li Songzhu into his throat to fill a beer can was called Pu Huihui, and the master of today's life was Bai Xiaoli, who was wearing a short skirt with suspenders, revealing half of the career line on her chest.

To be honest, I thought it was really good when I first came, but when I came to this occasion, I felt a little embarrassed, but fortunately, after drinking some wine, I was bolder and dared to speak, and after three rounds of wine, the burnt smell of the meat on the oven had been covered by the smell of beer that had been knocked over to the ground, and alcohol seemed to really make a few people who didn't know each other get acquainted in an instant.

While drinking beer, I looked at Bai Xiaoli beside me, and couldn't help but sigh in my heart, this woman is really good, with big waves, light makeup, and her skin is as white as her surname, and the most terrible thing is her figure, how do you say this is long?

But at the moment when I peeked in, Bai Xiaoli laughed twice, and then asked me with a wine glass, "What do you want?" ”

"No, I didn't think about anything." Damn, you said that my mouth is usually quite capable of bullshitting, why did you coax it at a critical moment? So how can you let the little girl continue to pick up?

Fortunately, this girl was quite talkative, and I saw her look at me with drunken eyes, and then said to me, "I have known you before, your name is Yao ...... Yao Yuan. ”

Hey? How did she know? I saw her smile and said to me, "Did you sing a play at last party...... What's it called? ”

"Dancing God!" Li Songzhu on the side grinned and replied for her.

"Ah yes, yes, that's it." Bai Xiaoli smiled, then stretched out her hand and patted me on the shoulder, she seemed to have drunk too much, and even said to me a little coquettishly: "But it scared me to death." ”

When she patted me on the shoulder, my chest kept shaking, which really scared me, I smirked, and then said, "Fake, it's all fake." ”

Of course I hope it's fake, damn, I still have a scar on my mouth, and at this time, the little lady named Pu Huihui next to Li Songzhu slapped her thigh, and then said: "Alas, I also remembered when you said this, are you the one who acted in the sketch?" ”

Li Songzhu smiled contemptuously, pretending to be neither humble nor arrogant, and then said: "I thought I had hidden it very deeply, but I really didn't expect to be recognized." ”

"Hahaha!!" Pu Huihui laughed for a while, and then said to Li Songzhu: "Oh mom, your sketch is really interesting, there is a classic line, how can you say ......?" ”

"Big head and thick neck, either one-handed masturbation or one-handed masturbation!!" Li Songzhu really drank too much, and saw him flying up and down with a wine bottle in one hand, and shouted shamelessly with a Shenyang accent: "Let's go!" ”

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