Chapter 1091: Little Yellow Book...... Ahem, Intix
Time shifted back to the place where the bank happened. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ infoBecause all the ingredients bought back were buried in the fire, the sad Kamijo Dangma had to use the only money left to go to the supermarket to sweep again.
Standing in front of the door, thinking of today's experience of the trough cake, Shangjo Dangma couldn't help but sigh deeply.
I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to that tsundere lady. And clones...... Is this still the school city I'm familiar with?
Uejo was a little confused, and he didn't know that he was no better than Mikoto Misaka. It could even be said to be worse.
As an important pawn in Aresta's realization plan, life so far has been under Aresta's surveillance all the time.
What color underwear to wear every day, how many seconds it takes to breathe, what time to go to the bathroom, etc. None of them can hide the nanorobot monitoring network that envelops the entire city, "air loop"!
In addition, because Kamijo Danma has a unique "fantasy killer", even the illusory Dongdong of luck can be killed. So I often get into trouble, and it's not easy to survive until now.
For example...... When she walked to the road, she slipped on a banana peel and knocked down her girl; The big-breasted squad leader who was rushed into the classroom hit someone with a ball; From time to time, you will meet the cute little Lori who is lost, and there are countless accidents.
How can it be repaired! Unfortunately, a big-headed ghost, it's obviously a welfare! I want this enviable "unfortunate" constitution too, bastard!
Ahem, I accidentally talked too much, back to the point.
Kamijo Danma opened the door and entered the house, and only then did he breathe a sigh of relief until he put the ingredients that had been preserved so hard until now in the refrigerator. patted his chest and secretly rejoiced.
Knowing that he is loved by the goddess of bad luck, the cruel reality has long made Shangjo Dangma not have too many illusions. For him, it was enough to live this life in peace.
However, is this possible? When the gaze focuses on the unidentified object on the balcony that is completely white and resembles a "quilt". For some reason, a kind of realization emerged in Uejo Danma's mind, and the ordinary daily life was about to leave him again.
This realization came so inexplicably, to use a fashionable and very popular phrase to describe it: at that moment, the pendulum of fate began to shake, and the wheel of history rolled and crushed!
One-step, two-step, three-step...... The inexplicable feeling in his heart made Shangjo Dangma unconsciously slow down and slowly walk to the balcony.
Plop plop plop ~ The sound of heartbeat can be heard clearly, and he cautiously tentatively stretched out his finger to the "white quilt".
Puff puff puff ~ Feeling the soft touch of the marshmallow on his fingertips, Shangjo Dangma's face showed a little surprise.
With a gleam of interest in his eyes, Kamijo comforted himself in his heart: there is no need to care, curiosity about the unknown is human instinct. I'm just trying to determine if the target is dangerous, well, that's it!
Suddenly, two hungry wolf-like crystal green lights suddenly bloomed in the "quilt", which startled Shangjo Dangma.
"Ahh What the hell! β
The "white quilt" complained dissatisfiedly: "It's really rude, to call a lady like that, a neon man is really not a gentleman." β
"Hey, hey, let's be clear, did you go to someone else's house first to pretend to be a ghost or blame me? Apologize to all the neon 'gentlemen'! β
"Cut, a scheming man like you wouldn't please a girl. No wonder he is still a single Wang, it's really pitiful. β
Uejo shouted in embarrassment: "I don't need you to care!" Mr. Uejo, I'm a real 16-year-old beautiful boy, and I will definitely become a handsome guy who everyone loves in the future. β
This Lori girl in a white robe who fainted on the balcony railing was naturally the "Forbidden Book Catalog" with 103,000 little yellow books in her mind, Intix.
After listening to the previous Dangma's obvious defense, Intix glanced at the slimy paper ball in the garbage basket in the corner, and her eyes were full of disdain.
Although the words didn't come out, everyone knew what she meant: I only know that the dick who masturbates still wants to counterattack into a rich and handsome? Don't think about it in the next life!
Poof~ Intix, who is struggling with the weak and the weak, causes 100,000+ real damage to all targets on the scene.
Ding, the system prompts: One hit will kill, the last article when numbness vomits blood and falls to the ground and can't get up again! WinnerisIndexοΌ
More than ten minutes later, Intix, who was the victor, was squirming from side to side in his chair, his two beautiful legs swaying back and forth under his white robe.
The cute big eyes stared straight at the kitchen, bursts of aroma came to the nose, and every time the pot turned the small and delicate nose would stir like a puppy, and saliva filled the mouth.
I have already paid attention to this scene, and Shangjo Dangma is very proud in his heart. Hahahaha, finally let me discover your weakness. Capture the witch, now, the offensive and defensive momentum is reversed!
Shangjo served the food with a sad smile and did not deliver the food to the table. Instead, he held the plate and dangled it back and forth in front of Intix.
Intex has no resistance to food, her nose is like a small animal, her head follows the plate in circles, and she is a foodie.
"Hey, hey, Intix, do you want to eat? If you want to eat, just shout 'Shangjo-sama is the best', otherwise ......"
"Ah~woo~Jump (strip) Sama (adult) race high ......"
"I'll go!"
Before he could finish speaking, Intix had already flown up and pounced with her mouth open, and even bit the food belt plate in her mouth with a click! Looking at the bright tooth marks on the ceramic plate, if it weren't for the fast enough to stop the hemp on the upper strip, maybe the fingers would have been gone!
Intex was intoxicated with the food, and Shangjo was speechless and complained: "Where's your festival?" β
After eating a big bowl of rice in three or two times, Intix took the time to look up and say disdainfully, "What is the festival?" Can you eat it? β
Uejo Dangma: "...... Okay, you're amazing! Wait, don't eat so fast, that's my dinner! β
After a big battle at the table that did not lose to the sword and sword, he covered his stomach that was only forty percent full, and he wanted to cry without tears.
"Ingredients...... I planned to eat the ingredients for two days, but you ate them all in one meal! Hungry ghost reincarnated, you! β
Intex touched her round belly and laughed happily, soaking in the aftertaste with a satisfied face, ignoring Uejo's complaints.
glared at her speechlessly, and Shangjo Dangma muttered in a low voice: "This guy hasn't eaten for a long time, I really doubt that anyone who promised to pack three meals a day can support her......"
As soon as she said this, Intix's eyes lit up, and she suddenly flew over and shouted happily: "Be a Masama, please be fostered!" I'll be yours from now on! β
Uejo when Ma is a high school student in the school city.,Although the academic performance is not very good,But the concept of parabola can still be understood.γ
Feel free to visually inspect it, the inclination angle is 25 degrees, and the current trend will fall on the stomach. Well, who said that I was a scumbag, Mr. Xiaomeng, I want to make a name for myself!
In his heart, Shangjo Dangma nodded quite smugly, and suddenly caught a glimmer of inspiration in his mind. Wait a minute! Belly!?
At the moment, he exclaimed: "Don't, stop!" β
Unfortunately, it was too late. Fantasy Killer's Innate Skill: Cast by the Favored Doom.
"Poof~!"
Perfect head-hammer impact, Mr. Uejo foams at the mouth and falls to the ground!