Chapter Eighty-Six: The Funeral

There was no problem of blocking the light except for the mounds of graves, which were bare tree trunks, but the sky was gloomy as if it had been covered by a gray cloth.

There is not a trace of clouds in the sky, and like this big forest, there is no trace of anger, which makes people's hearts depressed and panicked.

Brother Qin, what a fucking evil sect, you use gossip to take a look at the direction, what the hell are we in, Cauliflower asked.

I closed my eyes and meditated on the innate gossip, which was like a chaotic dark yellow, boundless, lifeless and dead, making me elusive.

Cauliflower, it's a strange thing, nothing is shown in the hexagram in this place, it's just a piece of yellow, there is no door to life, and there is no door to death, I frowned.

Cauliflower opened her eyes angrily, Brother Qin, are you kidding, there is no door to life, there is no door to death, is that still our space?

I was a little irritable, and I picked up Mr. Feng and said, don't ask me, I don't know anything, let's go on.

After walking for another two hours, Cauliflower and I were already hungry with our chests on our backs, and all the little fruit we had eaten in the forest earlier had been digested.

Thankfully, the endless path finally came to an end, at a fork in the road in a herringbone shape, with a locust forest on the left and a mass grave on the right.

Brother Qin, which way to go? Cauliflower asked.

I am also the owner of the six gods at the moment, and I thought for a while and said: "This bird place can't distinguish between southeast and northwest, let's choose one at random." ”

I looked at the mass grave on the left, the craggy grave was extremely cold, the path was straight, I don't know where it leads, the end is dark and misty, it looks like a road of no return.

Cauliflower squatted at the intersection and waited for me to make a decision, I walked to the fork, pointed to the locust forest and said: "This side of your grave is cold and dark, at least it looks a little angry here, let's go this way." ”

Cauliflower nodded and said, yes, after walking all the way, it was all dead and dead trunks, but the locust trees here are luxuriant, well, there is life, so let's go this way.

I was just about to leave, but Cauliflower frowned and shouted, "Brother Qin, what are you in a hurry, it's not too late for me to smoke a cigarette before leaving." ”

I glared at this grandson angrily, smoking, every time I lit a cigarette, I attracted enemies, you are a second Cao Cao.

Cauliflower lit a cigarette and muttered, why does it have anything to do with Cao Cao again, why don't you just light a cigarette.

I said, Cao Cao passed Huarong Dao, three smiles attracted a strong enemy, and he almost fell into a dead brother, you Zhang Caihua is a three-point cigarette, and it also attracted a strong enemy, you are not the second Cao Cao, what is it?

Cauliflower smiled and said, how can there be such a god!

Saying that, he burned the rune paper, and just lit a cigarette, boom! A few gongs and palladium, I saw a group of people walking far away from the grave, all wearing filial piety clothes and white ridges, and walked over in a mighty way.

It turned out to be a funeral procession, the team didn't walk very fast, but I don't know if I was dazzled or what, just squinted, the funeral procession was less than a hundred feet away from me, and I could even see the big black coffin carried by the porters.

There was also an old woman sitting on the coffin, with goosebumps on her face, and when I looked at her, she smiled at me in a strange way, very weird.

Hey, I didn't expect that there are still people living in this bird place, this is easy to do, let's go and ask for directions later, I'm not afraid that I won't be able to go out, cauliflower smoked a cigarette, and said with a smile.

Saying that, Cauliflower was about to walk over and ask for directions, I stopped him, you are stupid, did you see the old woman on the coffin.

Cauliflower said, what's the matter, isn't it just an old woman? What's all the fuss.

I said, are you really stupid or fake, have you ever seen someone sitting on a coffin?

My heart tingles when I think of the old woman's goosebumpy smile. Cauliflower scratched her head and said, yes, people live in one breath, people don't deceive the coffin when they die, such a funeral method, the dead can also come back to life, this old woman really doesn't know how to count etiquette her grandmother.

I always felt that something was not quite right with this funeral procession, but I couldn't say it, and slowly, the procession got closer and closer to the two of us.

I could clearly see the expressions of the mourners, not a single one in the whole team was crying, they were all laughing.

That's right, it's really laughing, everyone laughs so happily, but they don't laugh out loud, as if they are performing a silent comedy, only the melodious and miserable suona sound is left, echoing in the forest.

When the funeral procession was approaching, Cauliflower threw away the cigarette, her face changed greatly, and she screamed: "Brother Qin, run, this is to send the yin body, and I am here to replace the dead ghost." ”

My brain felt like thunder, and I was about to run away with Mr. Feng on my back, when several white ribbons floated over and stopped me and Cauliflower on the way.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Five Thunder Divine Laws show magical powers, Taishang Laojun is in a hurry to enter the law." I stomped my foot violently, and a five-thunder talisman came over, and with a snap, the talisman hit the white silk, bursting, and burning.

The white silk was intact, the cauliflower yin qi broke out of the body, and the person holding the white silk on the left with one palm attacked it.

Just as the palms were about to meet, the man let out a strange laugh, and his body disappeared out of thin air.

Grandma's legs are all powerful ghosts, and they are not easy to deal with, Cauliflower scolded secretly.

Those ghosts used white silk to circle me and cauliflower, laughed hideously, sprinkled dark paper on our heads, and played suona next to us, the hometown of the drum of the cheek raiser, and the blowing was called an excitement.

I tried to get under the white aya, and as soon as I bent down, I felt a cold fishy wind blowing from under the white aya.

Cauliflower grabbed me, you are looking for death, these are all used by powerful ghosts to commit suicide, you drill through, you will be unlucky for a lifetime.

I'm a little anxious, and if I'm unlucky, I'm unlucky, it's better than dying here.

Cauliflower said, you know a few handfuls, they will entangle you as soon as you drill them, Mr. Feng will rely on that breath to support, once that breath is gone, you just watch him die.

I'm right when I think about it, there are so many powerful ghosts, if I forcibly break through, I will kill Mr. Feng.

Damn, look what they do! I snorted coldly, and held a five-thunder talisman in one hand, ready to fight to the death at any time.

"Grandma, I've found a stand-in, it's that bearded man!" A little girl giggled at the cauliflower.

Catch Lao Tzu as a stand-in to see if you have the ability, cauliflower simply let it out, haha laughed.

"Really? I'd like to see where you got such a big breath. The black coffin flew through the air and landed in front of us with a thud.

"Zhang Li, you are already a dead man, it is your blessing to be a stand-in for grandma and me, stretch your neck obediently."

I saw that the old woman was wearing a small hat inlaid with jade flowers, holding a cigarette gun in her hand, and wearing an earthy yellow coat.

"I said old woman, you are old, you are not ashamed, just your ugly appearance, Lao Tzu will be a stand-in for you, eat." Cauliflower bit the middle finger of her left hand, quickly drew a rune on her hand, leaned her back to me and said, Brother Qin, I will hold this old woman later, you take the opportunity to escape, as long as you can escape one, you will kill it again another day to avenge Lao Tzu.

I didn't speak, and from the tremor coming from Cauliflower's back, he was nervous, or he knew he had to die, or he would never have said such a depressing thing with his temper.

"Scatter the paper and scatter the yang energy!" The old woman raised her cigarette gun, licked her tongue beautifully, and shouted at the top of her voice.

The surrounding ghosts who wore linen and filial piety scattered the dark paper all over the sky, and the dark paper fell down like snowflakes, falling on the top of the head, the cold air was pressing, making people depressed, extremely depressed, and unable to raise the fighting spirit at all.

Cauliflower said, grandma's group of beasts want to extinguish the yang energy of the two of us, Brother Qin, open the grass.

The negative paper is very heavy, and if people get it, it will damage the yang energy, which is why those who receive the dark coins or those who make yin money are easy to be unlucky.

After the cauliflower finished speaking, she shouted, and a ghost exorcism thunder spell struck out in the palm of her hand, and the spells were against people and ghosts, and they were generally enemies with people, and they often competed with cultivation and true qi and martial arts, but the effect of true qi and martial arts on ghosts would be greatly reduced, and they must be supplemented by charms.

Just like this thunder spell to exorcise ghosts, it may be useful for ghosts, but it can't be used on people, and in the end, the spell is not as magical and invincible as imagined.