On this day, Xiao Yu started the daily live broadcast as usual, and suddenly found that the avatars of his friends in his friend column actually jumped together.

"Huh? Why is everyone looking for me? ”

Since crossing the live broadcast room has become a phenomenal word, countless people have sent private messages to Xiao Yu every day, and the basic content can be roughly divided into the following types:

"I'm a cute and soft girl who is light and soft and easy to push down, she can cook, warm the bed, and ask for support!"

Hmm, the point is the last sentence.

"Anchor, I'm going to give you a monkey."

Those who can say this kind of thing are usually either or big men who pick their feet.

"Does the anchor take in apprentices? Is it not two hundred and one? ”

I'm sorry, but the anchor's blind monk is a real blind man, and people give him the nickname elementary school monk......

There is also a kind of person who is extremely fanatical, gives advice, and pretends to be a military advisor: "Ask the anchor to punch Songshan, kick Shaolin, capture the undefeated Dongfang alive, and capture the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect ......"

That's right, almost all of the thousands of private messages every day are filled with these contents, and they are not even as good as chicken ribs - chicken ribs can chew two bites, these private messages are not only a waste of time, but also make people itch the eggs.

In the first few days, Xiao Yu was overwhelmed, and finally had to turn on the "Refuse to add everyone" function, which made the private message system clean.

As for the hundreds of friends he has added, almost all of them are fans of his games when he was young. Although these fans are often cute, they have never seen a situation like today, when everyone sends a message together.

Puzzled, he clicked on a private message.

"Wangzi Little Steamed Bun: The fish is big, are you there? I've just been approached by two people from the Special Events Handling Agency, saying they want to get in touch with you......"

Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows, and clicked on other private messages.

"Spicy shiitake mushroom: The anchor is big, today suddenly a decent person in a suit and leather shoes came to my house, the baby is so scared!"

"Spicy crayfish: Anchor, they want to add your friends, but they can't find a way, so they come to the door."

"Jang Geun Suk and Gu Juji: Anchor, you take it easy, someone came to the door today, let me ask you if you have time? If you have one, you can add their friends......"

"Bitter single Wang: The anchor is big, don't worry, our brothers haven't revealed half of the secrets, let those people go back and forth from where! Also, Sap Splash rolls and begs for support......"

I read nearly 20 private messages in a row, and the content was similar - people from the special department came to the door and tried to get in touch with Xiao Yu through these fans.

"So the relevant authorities want to contact me?" Xiao Yu quickly made a decision, "I can't hide from what I should dodge, and unless they can send the chengguan team to arrest me back, what is there to be afraid of this baby?" ”

After making up his mind, Xiao Yu opened the search bar and added his friend "Mysterious Ninth Branch".

In less than a second, there was a message that the friend had passed the verification, and then the avatar of the ninth section began to jump, and a message was sent:

"Anchor Xiao Yu, hello!"

"Hello."

"I wonder if you have time now? There are some situations I'd like to report to you. ”

Xiao Yu nodded: "Say it." ”

"Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, thank you very much!"

Xiao Yu: "......"

Enough, what kind of fuss are you talking about, what about the threats and conspiracy, the humility revealed between the lines is no different from those phishing scams on the Internet!

The name is 'Mysterious Ninth Branch', so give me some domineering, bastard!

"First of all, please allow us to tell us a little bit about ourselves. The full name of our Section 9 is the 'Mysterious Incident Handling and Response Command Center', which is not open to the public, and deals with events that are difficult for normal people to accept or cannot be explained by science, referred to as 'Section 9'. ”

"I'm Yuzu, and I'm the exclusive liaison in charge of communicating with you. If you have any requirements and difficulties, you can put them forward to us, as long as they do not touch the interests of the country and the people, we will help you achieve them within our ability. ”

However, Xiao Yu was not excited, because he knew very well that there was no free lunch in the world.

If the other party puts his posture so low, he must have something to appeal. And eating people with a soft mouth and short hands, Xiao Yu doesn't want to owe favors.

"Well, you go on." Xiao Yu said calmly.

It's not that he wants to pretend to be cold, that kind of thing has to be pretended to be in front of nearly 10 million friends to have a sense of achievement.

It's just that he understands a truth: say more and make more mistakes, and say less and make fewer mistakes.

After all, he is facing a country at the moment, and no matter how cautious and careful he is, he can't be too cautious and careful. Because I don't know what kind of means and abilities the other party has, but I have a few pounds and taels, and both sides must be very clear-

Never underestimate your opponent and never overestimate your own abilities.

When you think that others are ****, you don't know that you are a real idiot.

In order to avoid being dizzy and revealing the color of the underwear, it is still necessary to keep silent.

At the same time, far Earth space-time. In addition to the liaison Yuzu, there were more than a dozen men and women standing under the big screen.

After seeing this sentence, one of the psychologists quickly said:

"The other party has a lot of vigilance, resistance and distrust, and it is recommended not to talk to him in a too humble tone, which will cause psychological pressure on the other party, thinking that we have a plan against him."

The liaison nodded, and the ten fingers flew again on the keyboard:

"Anchor Xiao Yu, the main reason for this contact is to talk to you about a series of situations caused by the spread of martial arts. In the past three months, street fights, robberies, thefts and other crimes have increased dramatically, and the national crime rate has increased by 6% year-on-year, and there is a further upward trend. ”

"As a citizen of China, you probably don't want the country to fall into turmoil, right?"

"So, can you stop the spread of martial arts or appropriately reduce and guide it?"

This question is something that Xiao Yu has never considered, but after a little thought, it is also reasonable.

As the old saying goes: chivalry violates the ban with martial arts, and Confucianism uses literature to disrupt the law.

Who doesn't have a temper, when the reason doesn't make sense, they will subconsciously resort to force to solve it. I didn't have this ability before, but after Xiao Yu broadcast martial arts, more and more people practiced martial arts, so the number of disagreements and big fights also surged.

Well, the general situation can be made up in the brain as -

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you."

"Try another one?"

"Try it!"

"Hey, my grumpy ......"

But it is impossible for Xiao Yu to agree to the request to stop the spread of martial arts, and the requirements of the system must be completed, otherwise it will be the end of obliteration. He was never a Virgin, and he could not be self-sacrificing like that.

In addition, compared to the daily reward income of a few gold coins, spreading martial arts is the real way to earn gold coins, whether it is to improve their strength or buy those peerless magic skills, divine weapons, a large amount of gold coins are required, and the reward alone cannot meet its requirements.

However, the increase in the crime rate is indeed a bit of a headache, which can be said to be the result of Xiao Yu's single-handedness. If he didn't know, it would be fine, but now that he already knows, he won't pretend that nothing has happened, otherwise he won't be able to sleep peacefully.

When you encounter a tricky thing, you should be a turtle with a shrunken head?

Sorry, that's not Xiao Yu's character.

After being silent for a long time, Xiao Yu finally said:

"I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble, I already know about this, thank you."

"Huh? What does he mean? ”

The experts and scholars present quickly completed the analysis:

"A total of 4 minutes and 35 seconds have passed between the time we explained the situation and the other party's reply, which is obviously time to think, and the reply at this moment shows that his thinking has come to fruition, and it seems that he intends to solve it in his own way."

"Can you know how he copes?"

"There is not enough intelligence to judge. However, it can be analyzed and deduced based on the established personality model......"

If Xiao Yu knew that every word he said had been broken and crumpled and analyzed back and forth, he would definitely have to yell with empty eyes:

"Do you have a pain?"

"Anyway, this baby's egg hurts incompreme!!"