Chapter 1070: The Taste of Waiting for Death
Wu Feng said with a smile: "I've always heard that Jin Batian likes to light sky lanterns for people, but I don't know how to light them, senior brother can be regarded as having experienced it once, you might as well tell me junior brother, what is going on with this sky lantern?" ”
Zhou Ming shook his head, and suddenly there was a feeling that the past was unbearable, and he hurriedly said: "Stinky boy, you can still laugh, the person who was lit the sky lantern was replaced by you at that time, it is estimated that you can be scared of and urine, even your senior brother and I are so scared that I almost peed my pants, so long a bamboo pole, from the place where you pulled the poop, and then out of your mouth, do you think this can be bearable?" I'd rather be slashed by a thousand knives than die in such a humiliating and painful way. ”
Wu Feng sank his face, nodded and said: "This Jin Batian is indeed cruel enough, this method can be thought of, but he didn't end well, he didn't light the sky lantern for you and the master, but after three days, he will be sentenced to death, 1,300 knives, but it is enough for it, he is now squatting in prison, it is estimated that it is more uncomfortable than death, and the taste of death is not as good as when he died......"
Speaking of this, Wu Feng couldn't help but think of the situation when he fell into the halfway of the Broken Soul Cliff and saw the grandfather for the first time, the strange old man boiled a big pot and said that he was going to cook himself and eat it, the taste at that time was really uncomfortable, the funny thing is that he thought he was really going to die at that time, and scolded the grandfather, now when he thought about it, he suddenly felt a little funny, thinking about it like this, I haven't seen the grandfather for a long time, and I don't know how his old man is, he stayed alone in that empty cave, Without himself talking to him, will he feel lonely and lonely? Could it be that you are thinking about yourself now?
Suddenly, Wu Feng suddenly had an idea, he really wanted to go back and see his grandfather.
However, soon Wu Feng dispelled this idea, he still had a lot of things to do at the moment, the shadow corpse had to be sent back to Zhao Yuanwai's house, and his kung fu was not practiced well, if he was in such a hurry to go back to his old man's house, he would definitely inevitably be scolded again, but this little ghost baby can go back and ask the grandfather, I don't know if he has any way to turn it into a normal child.
Wu Feng was thinking about it there, and Zhou Ming on the side suddenly touched him and said with a smile: "Little junior brother, what do you want?" Thinking so distractedly, can't you be like me, thinking about that beautiful female corpse? ”
Wu Feng quickly came back to his senses, with a hint of a smile on his face, and quipped: "Senior brother, don't worry, the little junior brother is not interested in that female corpse, I am not as bad as you, I will like someone in the future, and I will also like a living woman...... Haha......"
"Stinky boy! You dare to ridicule me, see if I don't beat you up! Zhou Ming was annoyed and angry, waved his fist, and chased after Wu Feng, Wu Feng laughed, and ran towards the Juyi Hall of Heifeng Village with the yellow-haired monkey, and the yellow-haired monkey who had been squatting on Wu Feng's shoulder, but he was still grimacing at Zhou Ming, which made Zhou Ming even more angry, and scolded: "You dead monkey dare to laugh at me, see that the master does not pull out the monkey skin." ”
The yellow-haired monkey was even more unscrupulous, sitting on Wu Feng's shoulder and jumping and jumping, "squeaking" and screaming, not taking Zhou Ming in his eyes at all.