60 Fraud
"This、This is the 'starry sky pie'? There is a look, but where are the stars! ”
When the freshly baked famous British dish "Stargazing Pie" was served on the table, the black cat involuntarily opened its eyes and looked at the fish head of the pie, and felt an indescribable pathos from the empty eyes of the fish head.
It's a deception that this cruel dish, which seems to have a few fish buried in a pie embryo with only the head and tail exposed, and then baked in the oven, has such a poetic name!
"Ah...... I finally remembered that when Kirino and I came here to eat before, Kirino was also quite shocked by this dish. I forgot about such a strange dish. ”
After seeing the real object of the "Starry Sky Pie", Ayase also suddenly recalled the past scene. It's just that at that time, her mind was almost all on Kirino's body, and she didn't pay much attention to this dark dish that should leave a deep impression at a glance.
"Huh...... Hehe...... Hehehehehe......"
Suddenly, before Ji Feng could say anything, the black cat who had just stared at the fish head laughed by himself. But instead of a hearty smile or an elegant laugh, she let out a gloomy low laugh from her head and shoulders shrugged and suppressed voice—that was the smile that belonged to the Black Witch.
"I didn't expect the 'Starry Sky Pie' to be like this...... It's really fun, it's the best food! ”
After being surprised, the black cat's slender eyes suddenly widened a little, and an inexplicable light of interest radiated from them, which was diametrically opposed to the expression of fear and disgust of ordinary girls.
But what surprised Ji Feng even more was Ayase, who didn't expect this slightly clean girl to be just a little surprised, and then her face immediately returned to normal, and even faintly showed a little excitement, as if she didn't think that this dish would make people sick and scared.
"Huh? Strange, why aren't you afraid of this dish? Is it true that what you see in your eyes and what I see in my eyes are not the same style at all?
When you look at the head of the fish with its mouth open and 'speechless to ask the sky', don't you feel a deep sorrow -- you can't look at it! Especially with the ironic name 'Looking up at the stars', it's absolutely amazing! ”
Regarding the abnormal performance of the black cat and Ayase, Ji Feng clearly expressed his doubts and puzzlement. He even directly stretched out his hand to the fish head that had been roasted a little, and explained in detail to the two of them the "deep meaning" he felt from this dish, but he didn't expect the black cat to sneer at him with disdain:
"Hmph......
Brother, I'm better at cooking vegetables, but since our family has developed, there has been no shortage of fish or meat on the table, right?
Who do you think makes those dishes? So do you think that I, who is always holding a knife to cut open the belly of a fish to remove the internal organs, and often have to cut the meat and debon, is it possible for me to scream at a fish head like those anime characters who can't even fry eggs? ”
"Yes, senior, if it's an animal's head, it might be a little scary, but such a fish head is quite common on the table, right?
Isn't it also a fish head when grilling saury or spring fish, if it is a crispy fish head, it can not only supplement DHA, but also supplement trace elements such as calcium and phosphorus. ”
Seeing that the pure and kind little angel Ayase actually sang and harmonized with the witch black cat, Ji Feng's face involuntarily showed an expression of being deceived.
He's fooled! But it wasn't the Englishman who gave the name to the "Stargazing Pie" who deceived him, but Black Cat and Ayase! He was so deceived by the beautiful and delicate appearance of the black cat and Ayase that he forgot that these two were the cooks who could easily cut off the head of a fish while humming a cheerful tune!
- Don't say it's cutting fish or animal muscles, Ayase can even cut human flesh with a kitchen knife she is used to after blackening, how can ordinary girls take it lightly!
"I don't believe in love anymore!"
Inexplicably, Ji Feng looked up to the sky and sighed like a fish head on the table. Ayase didn't know why he suddenly mentioned the word "love" that made people blush and be shy, but the black cat, who is also an otaku, just relied on instinct to guess the meaning of this stalk, and then explained Ji Feng with a smile on his face:
"Don't worry about it, don't you think that such a dish is sublimated because of such a name?
Hurry up and eat, this fish head will be given to you, after all, you are our 'Leader'. ”
The black cat obviously had an evil taste of "not being an outsider", so he divided the fish head in the middle of the pie into Ji Feng alone. But she will actually be wrong, Ji Feng is just because he can't shout "I don't trust women anymore" in front of a few girls, so he will replace it with the word "love".
As a Chinese person, how could he not even dare to eat a mere fish head? Chopped pepper fish head, casserole fish head, fish head soup, fish head hot pot are all delicious, and you can eat them without removing the head!
"For my sister to eat fish head, my brother was so moved that tears were about to fall!"
Nibbling on the grilled fish head without two taels of meat in his mouth, Ji Feng pretended to cry and raised his hand to cover his eyes. The black cat didn't want to respond to his superficial sarcasm, but when he saw Ayase, who was looking at him with a smile, the black cat's eyes, which were not only good at poisonous tongues but also very black-bellied, immediately came up with an idea that could make Ji Feng lift a stone and hit himself in the foot:
"Onisan, ah......"
Taking advantage of the convenience of sitting next to Ji Feng, the black cat put his body directly on Ji Feng's arm, and personally delivered the pie on the fork to Ji Feng's mouth. Ji Feng was taken aback by her abrupt intimate behavior. However, when he came to his senses and tried to escape, he found that the black cat's other hand had quietly wrapped around his back to the other side of his body, and also grabbed a large piece of soft flesh on his waist.
"Don't be shy, Onisan, don't you like to be fed by your sisters when you're at home?"
Of course, in Ayase's face, the black cat maliciously slandered Ji Feng's reputation. Although Ji Feng had a keen insight into her sinister intentions, seeing that pretty face that couldn't help but flush, he could only eat the food on the black cat's fork with tears in his eyes, allowing her clumsy plot to succeed smoothly.
"I was so moved that I cried! I didn't expect that I would have a day when I was fed by my sister as an older brother, and I have no regrets in my whole life! ”