Chapter Ninety-Nine: Suona
Chapter Ninety-Nine: Suona
I really damn it, really, I forgot a fatal problem, Grandpa Chen told me a story before, it was in a small mountain village in my small county town in the past, it was said that there was a family that had a cat, and no one knew that the cat had been transformed into a sperm for a long time.
Cats are different from dogs, dogs will appreciate their owners' feeding, while cats will not, this is the character of cats, born arrogant. On one occasion, the adult cat seemed to have eaten fish and was beaten by its owner.
In the past, people didn't have to eat their own, and if the cat ate something, it would definitely hit the cat, and the cat should be a warning. But the mature cat held a grudge against its master, and was bent on taking revenge on it.
The owner of the cat has a family of five or six people, who do it at sunrise and rest at sunset, and they were originally quite happy, but no one thought that they would be killed by a cat.
The means by which cats harm people is the charming mind, and the fascinated cats will do whatever they want them to do, even if they hang themselves, they will not frown.
So the death of that family was unusually tragic, the hanging of the hanged, the cutting of the wrists, the crashing to the death, the jumping of the building, in short, none of them died well, and they all died one after another.
At that time, the whole village was boiling, and all the people did not dare to go in, and there was also a capable person in that village at that time, and that capable person was also the master who took over the white affairs, specializing in watching feng shui, sending funerals and so on.
But when he saw the death of that family, even the capable master didn't dare to rush in, so he had to watch from the outside. Chengjing's cat slowly walked out after killing the owner's family, and he didn't panic when he saw that the way out was blocked by the villagers. Quietly watching everyone.
At this time, a person suddenly hit everyone with a flat pole in his hand, and five or six people were swept down at once. When everyone saw this scene, they immediately retreated, and they were all terrified.
When the master saw that the man with the flat burden looked abnormal, he knew that he must have fallen into the cat's psychiatry, so he hurriedly ran up and pasted a talisman on the man's back.
Seeing that there were high-ranking people here, the black cat should not stay for a long time, and took advantage of the previous chaos to climb to the roof of the house. The cat did not run away from the rooftop, but looked at everyone viciously and meowed.
Everyone was frightened, thinking that if this cat was not removed, I was afraid that the whole village would be in danger, so they all asked the master to discuss countermeasures.
However, cats are far faster than humans, and they are much more agile than humans, so how can humans catch cats? Just when the master was at a loss and didn't know what to do, the sky suddenly changed, and in an instant dark clouds shrouded the heads of the villagers, and a bright lightning bolt fell from the sky and slashed directly at the cat's body.
The cat disappeared with a loud bang, and even the roof where the cat stood before was lifted off, and the broken tiles fell down with a crackle, and everyone knelt down when they saw this, and kowtowed for a long time.
Grandpa Chen told me that that is a common saying that there are gods in the head. The demon who has done bad things has always been unable to escape the punishment of God, and you may be obedient to the fact that the fox was killed by lightning, which is the anger of God when he sees the demon who does bad things.
When I think about this, I know that I am now in the way of this black cat, I have the Tao in my body, and the black cat can't control me, but I can completely stop me from moving, and let it be slaughtered.
Sure enough, when the cat saw that he had succeeded, he walked up to me, half-crouched on the ground and said to me, "Boy now knows how good I am, right?" You can say how you want to die. ”
I was no longer afraid of death, so I smiled and said to the black cat: "Stealing chickens and touching dogs, and using this unsightly ability, don't you cults have the ability to fight with real knives and guns?" ”
The black cat was not angry, looked at me and said, "I am not the same as that old thing, I am not an evil spirit of a cult, I am a cat immortal who cultivates in the deep mountains." ”
I was shocked when I heard this, I didn't expect that this black cat was not the evil spirit of the cult, I was confused today, and death was unknown. As for the cat saying that it is a cat fairy, I can't complain anymore.
When the black cat saw that my expression was ugly, he said to me, "Boy, if you have anything to ask, ask quickly, and I will eat you when you are done, so that you can die clearly." I've never eaten the soul of a pedestrian. ”
I thought for a moment and asked, "You are not even a cult spirit, why do you want to help cultists?" Aren't you afraid that God will kill you? ”
The black cat didn't care, scratched his face and said, "Who knows if I killed you in the underworld?" That old man gave me fifty ghosts and asked me to come to the underworld to kill you, and it was a good deal. ”
I nodded, thinking to myself that this black cat was really useless, and fifty ghosts were used as guns. But at this time, I didn't want to say anything, so I thought about it and said, "Okay, I don't have to ask now, you can eat me now, let you taste what it is like to eat the soul of Youdao for the first time." ”
Although I couldn't see the black cat's expression, I thought the black cat must be very happy at this time, and I saw the black cat say to me: "Good boy, if you know the current affairs, then I will let you die faster." ”
After saying that, the black cat took a few steps back, and one of them was about to pounce on me. At this moment, the fat ghost who had been peeking from the side almost ran towards me.
Seeing the fat ghost like this, I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart, and I kept reflecting on what the fat ghost was going to do? The black cat's attention was on me at this time, and he didn't see the fat ghost running towards me at all, so he also pounced on me with a strange scream.
The black cat's speed was far worse than that of the fat ghost, so in the blink of an eye, it came close to me and bit me with a mouth. Looking at the big mouth of the black cat, my heart is already cold.
But at this moment, the fat ghost almost roared, jumped up and pounced on me, and the ghost cha knocked me far away and slammed me to the ground. Although the black cat didn't bite me, it accurately bit the fat ghost.
The fat ghost almost screamed and struggled. The taste of the onicha didn't seem to suit the black cat's appetite, so the black cat let go of the onicha, kicked on the black cat's body with one leg, and flew backwards.
I saw that the ghost was not lightly injured, and immediately got up, and hurriedly shouted "OK" and appeared in front of the ghost. At this time, I was no longer restrained by the black cat, and I had a long stick in my hand, so the black cat did not dare to approach, but just stood aside and looked at me vigilantly.
Looking at the onicha who fell to the ground and couldn't stop trembling, my heart was full of gratitude, if it wasn't for the onicha righteousness who helped me block this blow, the person who fell to the ground and trembled now must be me.
With difficulty, the ghost raised the long stick in his hand and said to me: "Boy, I can't go to the yang world with you anymore, this place is not far from the yang world, you can go by yourself." ”
I took the long stick in the hand of the ghost, nodded and said, "Master, you look at me to avenge you." ”
The ghost's body slowly changed, and finally smiled at me and disappeared. I was expressionless at this time, and I had only one thought in my heart, which was to kill this black cat alive.
The black cat also seemed to be a little scared of my eyes, watching me keep retreating, but how could I let it escape at this time? Thinking of this, I didn't hesitate, shouted "OK" and went straight to the black cat.
The black cat watched me come with two long sticks in my hand, and hurriedly ducked to the side with a strange scream. Seeing that the black cat dodged me, I didn't pause, and ran towards the black cat with another roar.
The black cat was originally a fierce character, and when he saw my successive attacks, he was immediately annoyed, and he hissed angrily and pounced on me. Seeing the black cat pounce, I raised a stick to my chest, and hit the black cat straight at it.
The black cat was by no means idle, dodging a blow and stretching out a paw to pull it into my abdomen mercilessly. Suddenly I had a pain in my abdomen, and I flew out unnaturally, and the two long sticks in my hand also came out of my hands, and I don't know where they fell?
Falling to the ground, I struggled to raise my head and look at my abdomen, only to see a palm-sized transparent hole in my abdomen, which looked very scary. I am now a soul body, and although this transparent hole cannot inflict fatal damage on me, I have also lost my combat effectiveness at this point.
When the black cat saw me fall to the ground, he roared and lunged at me. Seeing the black cat pounce on my heart was completely cold, and after shouting "no" reluctantly, I habitually touched behind me, and I didn't care what I touched, so I hurriedly picked it up and blocked it on my chest.
The black cat just came to me, and it touched the thing in my hand, and the strange thing is that after the black cat touched the thing in my hand, it flew backwards with a strange scream, and also hit the ground heavily, but this didn't seem to make much of an impression on the black cat, so the black cat quickly got up and lay on the ground and looked at me nervously.
After the black cat retreated, I realized that the thing in my hand at this time was the suona that Huang Tianlu gave me when I was leaving. Looking at the suona, my instinctive reaction was to pick up the suona and put it in my mouth, take a full breath, and blow hard.