Chapter 20: The Demon Is Really Coming

Back in Uncle Li's room, Yang Yi saw a large pot of hot pot chicken resting on the blazing white copper stove on the table, and a small jar of fragrant liquor next to it, and then realized that when he was digging a pit with a deflated stomach just now, Uncle Li, an old liar, actually came back and made hot pot chicken, which is too heartfelt.

Seeing Yang Yi's unhappiness, Uncle Li smiled: "Boy, if you are not full, how can you have the strength to start work, come, you're welcome, eat, eat...... Leave me some fucking left! ”

Yang Yi was determined to take revenge on Uncle Li, so just when Uncle Li was talking endlessly, he quickly sat down at the table, picked up his chopsticks, grinned his cheeks, "squeaked" a sip of wine, "swished" a mouthful of food, and then ate it, and Uncle Li, who was so anxious that he was on the side, hurriedly sat down on the table to start cooking.

After eating, looking at Yang Yi, who was burping comfortably, Uncle Li got up and picked up a piece of rune paper drawn in advance, and with a wave of his hand, the rune paper spontaneously combusted without wind.

When the rune paper was almost burned, Li Shu'er put the paper ashes into a porcelain bowl, and then handed the porcelain bowl to Yang Yi together with the wine gourd that did not leave his hand: "Come, just drink the rune paper with the wine." ”

"No, I'm not sick, what are you doing drinking rune paper ashes?" Yang Yi stretched out his hand to take the wine gourd, but he was very resistant to the blackened paper ash in the porcelain bowl.

"This is the Five Thunder Talisman, you can temporarily have the primary mana of clumsy fire when you drink it, otherwise if you fight for a while, you won't even have the bones left, and you will be stunned." Uncle Li'er's eyes widened, and a northeastern sentence came out of his mouth.

Yang Yi's attention was all on the paper ash of the porcelain bowl, and he didn't notice Uncle Li'er's dialect, so he hesitated, after all, his life was still important, so he had to take the porcelain bowl, tilt his neck, and pour the paper ash into it along with a sip of wine.

"Okay, you don't have to work if you drink it again, I'll just warm you up." Uncle Li's hands were quick, and he snatched the wine gourd from Yang Yi, who still wanted to take another sip, and then said, "Quick, take off your clothes." ”

"Ah, what do you want to do?" Yang Yi looked at Uncle Li with a wary face and asked.

"What else can I do," Uncle Li was amused by Yang Yi's expression, "I'll draw a few talismans on you, so that other dirty things don't dare to approach you." ”

Hearing this, Yang Yi was relieved, took off the robe, and revealed a body of fine ribs with clear lines.

Looking at Yang Yi, who was trying to put on a majestic and high-spirited posture, Uncle Li smiled so hard that his old face was about to be pumped into a five-kernel mooncake: "Look at you, you're as thin as a wolf dog, who can think about you, hehe"

Yang Yi's face flushed, and he was speechless for a while, so he had to watch Uncle Li take out a brush without saying a word, and after dipping the inkstone in the cinnabar liquid as red as blood, he first held his breath and silently recited a few words of mantra, and then suddenly exhaled a breath in his mouth, and the right hand holding the pen quickly clicked a red dot on his chest with that exhalation. There is also a faint thunder word and some crooked lines in the middle of the corpse word, which looks very strange, like the ghost painting symbol I have seen in some ghost movies.

After finishing the front painting, Li Shu'er, who was already sweating on his forehead, didn't say a word, turned to the back of Yang Yi, and drew the same talisman on his back, then he breathed a sigh of relief, threw down the brush and sat on the chair to pour his breath.

"I can't be stronger than me with your physique, I'm tired of writing a few words, do I dare to expect you to catch the snake demon for a while?" Looking at Uncle Li, who couldn't hide his tiredness, although Yang Yi had a playful tone on his lips, he couldn't help but show a worried look in his eyes.

Uncle Li showed a subtle look of relief on his face, but it flashed away, and then said: "You kid is standing and talking without backache, you know that our Taoist talisman is to adjust the spirit and essence in the collective, concentrate on it, concentrate on it, and then supplement it with the secret spell of communicating with the gods, so that the divine power of the invited god can be borrowed and integrated into the spell, otherwise, the talisman drawn is useless at all, it is just a trick of those Blue Dao liars to bluff and coax those foolish people to cheat money." ”

Yang Yi looked at the blood-red talisman on his chest in disbelief, and was surprised to find that every handwriting of the talisman faintly glowed with golden light, only then did he know that what Uncle Li said was true, and it was not covered randomly, and he couldn't help but look at Uncle Li with admiration and said, "Uncle, I didn't expect you to really have two hits, hehe"

"Duh, do you think that your uncle and I are a flamboyant Taoist priest who lives by cheating, I am really angry and kill me!" Yang Yi's heartfelt compliment made Uncle Li, who already felt quite good, angry, and it seemed that it really hurt his self-esteem.

Seeing that Uncle Li was angry, Yang Yi didn't dare to say more, for fear of annoying the uncle who seemed to have committed a mistake earlier and gave up treatment.

Fortunately, Uncle Li'er's anger disappeared quickly, perhaps because he saw that it was getting late, Uncle Li no longer reprimanded Yang Yi, but began to sort out his peach wood swords, bronze mirrors, magic bells, red threads, iron rulers and other miscellaneous magic weapons.

After a while, Li Shu'er was neatly tied, with a peachwood sword on his back, a rattle in his left hand, a bronze mirror in his right hand, and even more brilliantly, there was a yellow ribbon with "Urgent as a law" written on his head.

Just like this, Uncle Li asked Yang Yi beautifully: "What is Uncle's appearance, this is called taking the lead, and he suppressed the snake demon from the momentum." ”

"Hehe, okay, okay," Yang Yi looked away, he couldn't bear to see Uncle Li'er's honor in the sky, and he snorted and chirped: "With your appearance, you don't use a knife to go anywhere, you will directly kill that snake demon thunder, I'll wipe it!" ”

"Hey, the son can be taught," Uncle Li didn't seem to understand Yang Yi's mouth full of twenty-first century Internet words, and naturally he didn't hear Yang Yi's teasing, but sighed in surprise: "You and Uncle I want to go together, that's right, Uncle is going to use the thunder method to subdue the snake demon." ”

"What, can you invite the Thunder Princess, or do you want to kill the snake demon with the palm thunder?" Seeing Uncle Li'er's ability to draw talismans, Yang Yi was no longer dismissive of what the old liar said, so he asked curiously.

"That snake demon is an entity, no more than those ethereal and illusory ghosts, you don't need to use the heavenly thunder or palm thunder to consume the spells of the primordial spirit, hey, do you see those wooden barrels, that is your uncle and my thunder, hehe" Uncle Li stretched out his hand and pointed directly to the wooden barrels next to him that had caused Yang Yi's speculation, and said mysteriously.