My name is Yao Yuan, Yao is Yao Ming's Yao, far away is to stop and sit in the late Fenglin on the far cold mountain stone path.

I was born in a small village called Xinglonggang, and for the first time in 20 years, I was asked out on the street by a girl.

Looking at the text message, it was sent by Bai Xiaoli at about 8:50, I don't know how she knew my mobile phone number, it may be given to her by her grandson's girlfriend, or it may be given to her after I drank too much yesterday, but these are not important, the important thing is that she asked me to go to the street.

This must be the legendary date!

To be honest, I always felt a little bit wrong in my heart, yes, it was.

As for what was wrong, I couldn't tell, when I saw this text message, the three sons of Zhuzi and Liangzi and their grandson had not yet gotten up, and I looked at this text message and didn't know what to do.

Fortunately, after a while, the bamboo woke up, was shaken awake by me, in my heart, our bedroom is also a little bit of his reliability, so, after I received the text message, I couldn't help but drag him awake, he was still dreaming, I dragged him like this, and immediately scolded: "Gaha (Manchu homonym: what are you doing), sleep well, I just picked up Pu Huihui's bra on you...... Well? Oh my grass? ”

Before his dream was over, I showed him my mobile phone, and after reading my text message, Zhuzi immediately woke up, he didn't answer me, but looked at his phone first, and after making sure that no one texted or called him, he scolded me: "Yaozi, this time you can take it." ”

It is a Northeast dialect, which means that good luck has come. Li Songzhu sat in the quilt, revealing a body of ribs like a monkey, looked at me, and said in disbelief: "Hey, I'll go, Yaozi, your idea is strong enough, that big-breasted girl has taken a fancy to you?" No, didn't I drink too much yesterday, I remember that you didn't seem to say a few words last night, how could she fall in love with you, what did she like about you? ”

I know where the to go.

But what Li Songzhu said is really right, because what I said last night together with the nonsense (for example, drink, sorry, I went to the bathroom) added up, and it didn't exceed thirty sentences, it stands to reason that I am a match, a player who eats and drinks, things are like a spring dream without a trace, and no one knows anyone when I wake up from the dream, but Bai Xiaoli found me in this gap again, why is this?

I don't know, I drank last night, I was kissed by her, and now I still have palpitations, I thought to myself, is there really such a thing as a marriage in this world? Could it be that Ya really saw that I was extraordinary, and wanted to fight with me?

No kidding, although I have this heart, I also have this self-knowledge, which is simply impossible.

Really, if you tell me about it last night, I can still believe it, after all, I drank too much, but now that I'm drunk, and you tell me this, can I believe it? This is not a novel, what can I give to someone?

It's not that none of the women in this novel have ever met a man, and besides, we're talking about the truth now, which is about the end of my freshman year.

At that time, I was really young, and the first time I was asked out on the street by a girl, I was immediately confused, but fortunately they woke up, and after discussing it with me for about half an hour, we came to a conclusion.

That is, this Bai Xiaoli just wants to play with me.

That's right, Ya must have wanted to use me as a spare tire, although there was no such thing as a spare tire in our lives at that time, but according to the current interpretation, it must be so.

Yes, just after I told them what I remembered last night, Zhu Zi and Liangzi agreed that I must have been used as a substitute, as for why you want to ask me why, that is Bai Xiaoli's eyes in my memory, although she kissed me and took the initiative to kiss me, but she didn't seem to be happy at all.

Moreover, she drank a lot of wine, and Zhuzi said to me: "Yaozi, in this situation now, to be honest, we haven't encountered it, but it seems that we have encountered, what did I say, it seems to be often played in those bloody TV series...... I don't know how to say it, but you can understand it......"

What do you make me understand! I looked at Li Songzhu, and suddenly I didn't know what to say, but fortunately, Jia Mingliang also woke up at that time, he joined our discussion group, he took over Li Songzhu's topic and said: "Bamboo, are you really long-winded, just say the point, isn't it over?" Yao Zi, listen to my brother, if you want to say that on that occasion yesterday, we were just for fun, don't touch your true feelings, especially to tell you, did you just say that you waited for more than 20 minutes when your little girl went to the toilet? She seems to be talking on the phone inside? She seems to have eaten you hungry after she came out? The tongue is still sticking in? ”

I nodded.

Jia Mingliang said to me: "Then you are in danger, I can probably understand what the bamboo said but you can't, this kind of plot generally only happens to the spare tire, do you understand?" ”

"What's a spare tire?" That's exactly what I asked.

Jia Mingliang said to me solemnly: "Actually, there are no tires in this world, but if you prepare and prepare, people will get pregnant, understand?" ”

Where the hell am I going?

So I shook my head, Jia Mingliang and Li Songzhu sighed in unison, and then Li Songzhu said: "We have all seen it, the little girl in the bedroom of the grandson is very crazy, we are afraid that you will be deceived and be a cheap father to others, understand?" ”

If he wants to say this, I really understand, indeed, although I am usually very introverted and unsociable, but the gossip in the school is still quite well-informed, according to legend, there are many women in our school, and they were dumped after being deceived by some bad men, so that they didn't care if they were pregnant, and finally they found a stupid boy as a boyfriend, and cheated an abortion fee and money to raise a small confinement child.

At that time, I remember that this kind of behavior was called 'looking for fools'.

Obviously, Zhu and Liangzi were afraid that I would be treated as a 'fool' by Bai Xiaoli.

Moreover, after they said this, I was a little scared in my heart, could it be that I was really regarded as a 'fool' by Bai Xiaoli?

Thinking of this, I said to them, "Then you two say, should I go or not?" ”

"Go, why not?" Bamboo slapped his thigh and said to me, "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get a tiger?" If you can take you for a fool, why can't you treat her as a son of harmony? ”

You're so harmonious!! I'm in harmony with you! I looked at Li Songzhu and scolded in my heart, I have no bottom in my heart if you are like this, okay! And, to be honest, looking at Li Songzhu and Jia Mingming's demeanor, I can completely feel that they really seem to have some meaning of scolding grapes for not being able to eat grapes, if the two girls who drank last night also texted them, I don't believe they would dare to say that.

I have to say, people, or when they say that other people, they are one by one, and when it really falls on themselves, it will be over, just like me.

So I finally decided to go to the meeting alone, and in the condemnation and opposition of these two thieves, I sent a text message back to Bai Xiaoli: "Hehe, okay, I'll wait for you downstairs in your bedroom at eleven o'clock." ”

After I texted, my buddies in the dorm room all issued strong condemnations.

There is a different surname and no one has a surname, this is Jia Mingming's comment to me.

And Li Songzhu's comments on me are more concise and human-like, just two words: b slave.

Compared to them, Sun Jialiang is much better, he didn't say a word, just frowned, I know, he hasn't woken up yet, but I would like to believe that he supports me.

You no-girl bubbles are like revenge masters of society, I gave the middle finger to Bamboo and Ryoko, and then ignored them and dressed up on your own.

Speaking of which, I'm actually quite nervous, after all, it's the first date, after all, the person of this date just kissed me last night, I don't say it, but I know it in my heart, so after dressing up decently, I went out.

At 10:50, I went downstairs to the opposite girl's dormitory, the sun was shining brightly, there was no cloud, the blue sky was not even a piece of clouds, I sat downstairs in the girl's dormitory, looked up at the sky, sighed in my heart, waited for her to date downstairs in the girl's bedroom, this situation, I don't know how many times I fantasized before, and now it has really come true, thinking of this, I can't help but feel a trance, is this really true?

That day, I now remember very clearly, Bai Xiaoli went downstairs on time, Bai Xiaoli under the blue sky and white said, it is indeed very beautiful, this is true, now think about it, Bai Xiaoli belongs to the kind of woman with a lot of taste, although we all drank too much last night, but now after sobering up, her figure is very plump, especially the upper circumference, it makes me a little dizzy, but the waist circumference is thin, although the height does not seem to be 1.7 meters, but most of the clothes can really make men, especially otaku like me, crazy.

I looked at her walking like me, and my heart suddenly felt a trance, God, was I really bitten on the lip by such a stunner last night?

Bai Xiaoli saw me as soon as she came out of the dormitory, she walked towards me with a smile, her smile was like the temperature of this summer, which melted the anxiety in my heart, and made me not know what to do.

Bai Xiaoli walked up to me, and then said to me with a smile: "Hey, it's been a long time." ”

I nodded, then said, "No, I just came down." ”

Although I didn't have a taste for this, Bai Xiaoli didn't even make trouble, she just stepped on my arm very naturally, which made my heart feel in a trance again, when I turned around and walked outside the school with her, I subconsciously looked back, in the window of our dormitory, Li Songzhu and Jia Mingliang both raised their middle fingers for me in order to see me off, and I also regarded them as a burst of intestinal waste gas, and I didn't care.

Lao Tzu is really lucky, I thought that although I don't know much when I meet a little girl, but it seems that this Bai Xiaoli doesn't care, no matter what I say, she is very interested, and answers me with a smile. We walked all the way and finally came to a café.

This should be dating, I thought to myself, but looking at Bai Xiaoli's beautiful youthful and short-term fashionable appearance, I was speechless for a while.

The window of the coffee shop faces south, and at noon the sun shines into the window, sprinkled on the tablecloth of the flower lattice, the ashtray on the table is thinly covered with a layer of coffee grounds, and a rose that is about to wither is inserted in a glass bottle with a thin waist.

The two of us looked at each other like this, and after a while, the waiter at the café brought a piece of expensive and scary cheesecake and two cups of coffee, the cake was of course for Bai Xiaoli, and she told me some things that she didn't have, and she used the fork to pluck the cake, but she didn't take a bite.

The more she is like this, the more I have no bottom in my heart, the real thing, it's all to blame on the bamboo, what's the matter, it's not good to say that, now I see Bai Xiaoli as if she wants to talk and can't get into the topic, my heart is bottomless, I thought to myself, damn, shouldn't I really let that bamboo be counted, this little girl doesn't really just want me to be a cheap father, right?!

But although I was worried in my heart, I couldn't say anything, so I could only continue to talk to her about some unnutritious topics without a word, and the atmosphere seemed to be very embarrassing, not at all as indulgent as I drank too much yesterday, and even made me feel that everything that happened last night was completely a dream.

That's really it, because, since I was a child, I fantasized about my first kiss, but I never thought it would be like this, Bai Xiaoli, what did she want?

In this case, I'm really not very good at talking, but it's not good to keep doing this, it's time to get to the point, how boring is it to always talk about the weather or something? So, I jumped at the chance, took a sip of free lemonade, and asked her, "What's that...... How did you sleep last night? ”

After Bai Xiaoli heard what I said, she was a little shy, she lowered her head, and the cleavage on her chest made me a little dizzy, but she immediately raised her head again, and said to me with a smile: "Very good, what about you?" ”

"I slept well, too, hehe." Obviously, I wouldn't tell her that I fell asleep at four or five o'clock in the morning, and that I still have dark circles under my eyes.

Bai Xiaoli looked at me, then gently held the fork in her hand, and said to me, "You are such an interesting person, do you like to laugh so much?" ”

Where am I laughing, big sister, I thought to myself, this is the scar on the corner of my mouth, okay? But I didn't tell her, I just nodded.

And Bai Xiaoli said to me again: "By the way, Yao Yuan, you don't think I'm a very casual woman, right?" ”

Just kidding, how can I answer that? So I subconsciously said, "Of course not, why do you say that?" ”

Bai Xiaoli sighed, and then said to me: "That's good, I'm actually really embarrassed, I ...... yesterday Forget it, in short, I'm not the kind of woman you think I am. ”

What kind of woman, I suddenly smiled bitterly, I don't know how this question should continue, I can only symbolize the surname and shake my head to deny, no, no, no.

After that, it seemed that the two of us were embarrassed again, because I had never had dating experience, so I didn't know what to say, and Bai Xiaoli was also using a fork to insert the cheesecake at this time, as if she was also brewing something.

It wasn't until about five minutes later that Bai Xiaoli raised her head, and then said to me as if she had mustered up enough courage: "Yao Yuan, I, I have something I want to ask you, you, can you answer me?" ”

What is she going to ask me? I thought to myself, I can't really let the bamboo guess, right? No way? Probably not!? She really thinks I'm a 'fool!'

But this was just my own conjecture, so I nodded anyway, and then said to her, "I see that you seem to have something to say from just now, and if you want to say anything, just say it." ”

Bai Xiaoli lowered her head, bit her lower lip, and after thinking for a while, she raised her head and asked me with big round eyes, "Do you really know how to dance gods?" ”

(There are some things today so the first watch, tomorrow to resume the second watch, here to apologize to everyone, thank you for your continued support, thank you!! ）

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