Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Little Bird Said Early, Why Did You Carry It?

The sky is light, and at this time, Dingzhu is still sleeping on the bed holding the natural pillow of ham sausage, but today he has to sweat listlessly on the path in the forest park.

The leaves ran beside him, the ham sausage followed him, the morning air was fresh but he could not enjoy it, like a fish thrown to the shore and dying, breathing with its mouth open.

"Your fitness is terrible." Ye Zi followed beside him and urged: "Poor physical condition will also affect the exertion of mental power, you must turn yourself into a strong person in the shortest possible time." ”

"That's right, that's it, Meow." The ham sausage echoed beside him, and after knocking out four butterflies in a row, the ham sausage jumped on the shoulder of the hammer: "How can a young man give up so easily because of such a little training?" ”

"Get me down!" Dinghammer shouted weakly: "Don't you know how heavy you are? ”

"It's an extra workout for you." There was not the slightest pity for the ham sausage: "Run, run, run!" ”

Dinghammer's face was flushed, and the blood vessels on his forehead were pounding suddenly. The feeling of this first morning exercise is really immortal, not to mention the soreness and swelling all over the body, even the lungs are about to burst, and the panting is like a broken bellows.

However, it is not without benefits, because only then will the leaves change into elastic vests and shorts. My mother-in-law, when I saw it for the first time, I almost burst out of my eyes. No matter how many movies and movies I've watched before, there is no woman in it who can compare with Ye Zi's figure. The legs are thin and compact, and there is no fat on the waist at all, especially the pair of breasts...... In the process of running, he bumped back and forth, flashed left and right, and shrugged the dog's eye several times, and he almost drooled. And the sweat of the leaves, the strong fragrance on the body is simply counterintuitive, let alone elementary school students, even graduate students can't hold it at all when they smell it.

"Hurry up!" Ye Zi held the hand of the hammer: "Breathe rhythmically!" ”

As soon as she aimed at the headlights of the leaves, she pressed the hammer to start, and after the urging was done, she ran forward and crouched down to tie her shoes. Every time he saw her tie her shoes, he would rush forward, just to sneak a glimpse of Yezi's big breasts, but every time he saw it, Ye Zi would just stand up, and then continue to run forward and urge Dinghammer harder.

That's it, the absolutely impossible ten-kilometer run actually let the hammer run down, like a dead dog, the hammer lay on the floor and carefully reminisced about it, only to find that this stupid ** seems to have been fooled by the leaves, because it feels like a carrot tied in front of the mule.

But well...... This kind of hammer feels too worth it, and whoever wants to debunk it is a fool. Dinghammer even forgot about the fatigue of his body, and was thinking about how to make Ye Zi not wear that bra when he ran in the future.

"Take a shower, change your clothes and go to class." Ye Zi came out of the bathroom, with water beads still hanging from his hair, looking as juicy as a dewy bud that had just sprouted in the morning: "I'm ready for work, too." ”

"What kind of work do you go to, you sleep every day." The angle of the hammer was just right to see from the hem of the leaf's bath towel, so he stretched his head up shamelessly, trying to see the scenery inside.

Ye Zi's eyes narrowed, and she used her smooth feet like jade to block Dinghammer's vision, but Dinghammer saw a trace of pink with small red dots the moment she raised her foot.

"Judging from the material and pattern, Sister Ye, the probability that you will become a good wife and mother is ninety-nine." The hammer withdrew his hand and took the leaf's foot and howled loudly: "Help! SSS-level masters are bullying newcomers! ”

Ye Zi was so made that he couldn't cry or laugh because of the hammer, so he could only blush and shout: "Hurry up and let go!" It's getting more and more unpleasant. ”

The hammer jumped up from the ground, but he was still talking to Ye Zi about whether it was big or small, and he was not embarrassed at all.

"Sister Ye, when I first saw you, I thought you weren't beautiful at all. But I'm discovering it now, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it becomes. The hammer quickly pinched the face of the leaf, then ran into the bathroom and locked the door, humming a song and starting the bath journey.

Ye Zi stood in place and shook his head helplessly, and the ham sausage jumped on Ye Zi's shoulder at this time, and his eyes were green and looking at the bathroom door, his expression was very weird.

"Slut." The ham sausage grinned and said, "Ye, why can you put up with him?" ”

The leaves gently untie the bath towel, revealing an exploding upper body, which looks like a handicraft carved from mutton fat jade in the early morning sun.

"Tsk, it's perfect...... ham sausage couldn't help but admire: "No wonder that guy wants to peep at you every day, but why aren't you angry at all?" ”

"Men, it's all like that." Ye Zi put on a plain long-sleeved T-shirt with a smile: "They will never grow up, they just look a little older than when they were younger." ”

After speaking, Ye Zi gently scratched the chin of the ham sausage with his fingers: "Aren't you just a child?" ”

"Nonsense, I'm only a year younger than you." Ham sausage turned his head disdainfully: "What children are not children, sigh." ”

"What's your name?"

"Ham sausage."

"Real name!"

"Ham sausage!" The ham sausage glared at Ye Zi: "I won't play with you, I'll bask in the sun, there will be work to be done later, the records in the black box have been analyzed, and I want to improve the kinetic energy armor according to the analysis results." ”

"Actually, in the case of a cat, your achievements are already quite impressive." Ye Zi looked at the back of the ham sausage: "Remember, there are some things that must not be held in your heart." ”

"You talk a lot of nonsense!" The sound of ham sausage's dissatisfaction came from the room, and in an instant disappeared into the bright sunlight of the room.

When he came out of the wash, he found that the leaves and ham sausages were missing, and the only thing left in the room was the stupid bun who liked to sleep bare-bottomed and didn't close the door......

"I warn you, if I find you sleeping bare-ass in the future, I'll whip your ass swollen!" On the way to school together, Dingzhu educated Baozi in a parental tone, and the strictness in his tone was self-evident.

Baozi covered his buttocks with one hand, very unhappy, and did not speak.

At this moment, the hammer suddenly stopped, and then dragged the bun and dodged and hid next to a big tree on the side of the road.

It didn't take long for two people to slowly walk from where he was, and their voices were very clearly heard in Dingzhu's ears.

"Second young master, this is what the master meant, and there is nothing the subordinates can do." A person who was tightly wrapped from top to bottom said in a tone of helplessness and helplessness: "From today onwards, you will not receive any support and funds from your family, please adapt. ”

"Didn't I recover, why did my dad do this. You have expelled me from the house, and how will I see people in the future? Are you sure it's not my dad testing my IQ? ”

"Second Young Master...... I'm sorry, I'm afraid it's true. The lord has already issued a notice, if you declare to others that you are a member of the Mo family in the future, you will be punished. ”

"Are you playing with me? What do you want me to do now? ”

"The master said, you can do it."

With that, he bent his knees, and leapt into the sky like a bullet that had been fired, and in a few moments he was no longer to see a human figure.

The young man he left behind chased after him and scolded, "What did I do wrong! I was also incapacitated by a sneak attack! I'll tell you, I'll get justice from you sooner or later! ”

Isn't this guy who roared and scolded at the sky the same Mo Hui who was turned into an idiot by the hammer, he was now snorting with snot and tears, just like his noble son when he saw him half a year ago.

When he had enough of scolding, Dinghammer cautiously walked out of the bushes with the buns. He looked at the back of Mo Hui, who was in a state of madness, and touched his chin and muttered, "How did this dead dog live?" And...... Eviction? Refreshing! ”

Baozi tilted his head and asked innocently, "Who is he?" ”

"It's a stupid bird, retarded." Dinghammer said bad things about others behind his back without any scruples: "But why was he kicked out of the house?" ”

"I don't know." Bao Ziran shook his head woodenly: "Maybe he also sleeps bare-assed." ”

Dingzhu didn't answer, but happily took the bun and went straight to Bai Fei's office. And when he walked into the office, the whole office was looking at the hammer with their eyes, and Bai Fei saw that it was his baby who came, so he hurriedly said hello to the colleague he was talking to and ran out.

"How did you get here?" Bai Fei pulled the hammer to the corner like a thief: "What's wrong?" ”

The hammer leaned against the wall: "I found you to make you embarrassed, wow?" ”

"What do you say! How can it be. I was just...... I just don't want others to misunderstand, and if they misunderstand you, it's troublesome. Bai Fei stroked her hair a little angrily: "You just came, if you are asked for trouble every day, how can you study." ”

Dingzhu didn't bother to care about the things that Bai Fei cared about, and lit a cigarette by himself: "Come on, I offended everything that should be offended and what should not be offended, and I care about that thing." I'll tell you something. ”

Bai Fei saw that Dingzhu's face was serious, and she also knew that he was not joking, so she leaned over her ears to listen to what he had to say. Unexpectedly, Dingzhu took out his mobile phone and took a selfie with a click, and then looked at the photo happily: "Tsk, look at this angle, it's like the two of us are kissing." No, I have to collect it! ”

Bai Fei was so angry that he hit the hammer hard, and stomped his feet hard: "Say it quickly!" ”

"That's right." The hammer slapped the buttocks of the buns: "Go, let the wind go, someone will come and scream." ”

Baozi herself dislikes Bai Fei, and now that she sees Bai Fei and Dinghammer seeing that they are two people, she is very reluctant, but she doesn't dare to disobey Dinghammer's intentions, so she can only stand pitifully on the head of the corridor and dutifully begin to carry out the task given to her by Dinghammer.

After seeing the bun take the wind away, Dinghammer pressed his mouth to Bai Fei's ear: "Mo Hui is back." ”

"What!" Bai Fei's whole person was shocked: "When?" How do you know? ”

Dinghammer waved his hand: "Don't worry, listen to me." ”

Then he told Bai Fei what he had just seen and heard like this, and so and so on, and then added a summary sentence: "Back then, when I watched TV, I saw a sentence called entering the Houmen as deep as the sea, this is really realistic, it's useless now, my own son can kick it when he says it." ”

Bai Fei has been digesting what Dinghammer said: "I'm afraid it's not so simple, I know." I'll check it out. ”

"Then I'll go down." Dinghammer raised the mobile phone in his hand: "I have set up a desktop." ”

Bai Fei smiled helplessly: "Whatever, as long as you're not afraid of being beaten." ”

"Then I'll beat me back." Dinghammer waved his hand at Bai Fei: "Let's go." ”

"Wait!" Bai Fei grabbed the wrist of the hammer and warned with a serious face: "Don't taunt Mo Hui, remember to remember." ”

Dinghammer was stunned for a moment, he was really ready to taunt that grandson, but when Bai Fei said this, Dinghammer actually didn't have anything to say. And this person is easy to get impatient when he doesn't have anything to say, even when facing the goddess: "Okay, okay, it's really verbose." Buns go down! ”

Watching the hammer go down slowly, Bai Fei shook his head with a smile: "What a big kid." ”

"Ouch, I'm looking for you?" Manli didn't know what appeared next to Bai Fei, with a bright smile on her face: "I think he's very good, what do you think?" ”

"Just good friends."

Manli's eyes rolled: "Then you don't want to say that?" That's a good dare, you don't want me to go up! ”

"Don't make a fuss!" Bai Fei slapped Manli's hand away: "Go, go, go for a tryst with your little boy." ”

"So what the hell do you mean? The blind man can see that she is interesting to you, and I think he is really good, and you saw it that night, and they are frustrating. And you don't know what I do. As she spoke, Manli leaned into Bai Fei's ear and whispered: "The mental power fluctuations in his body are like a manic male bear, strong and powerful, full of wild surnames, and potential, it is definitely not bad in bed." ”

"Go, go, go!" Bai Fei's face immediately turned red: "Obscene embryo!" ”

Manli laughed and drilled into the office, while Bai Fei leaned on the guardrail and looked at the back of the hammer and the bun, one big and one crooked, and the little crooked and sloppy back, smiled knowingly, and muttered in a low voice: "Big fools, little fools, all fools." ”

After sending the buns to the class, he came to the door of his primary school class, and as soon as he appeared at the door, the children inside burst into laughter.

Mu Shan, who was lecturing, was full of joy when he saw the arrival of the hammer, and hurriedly greeted the door: "You are finally here!" Sit down, sit down, this is just class! ”

Dingzhu didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at the children, so he could only silently walk to the empty seat in the last row, sit down, and then take out the buns from his bag that he didn't have time to eat in the morning.

Just after he took the first bite, he suddenly felt a beam of eyes on him, and after subconsciously turning his head, he found that in addition to the strange girl sitting on his clothes, there was also a very delicious and cartoon-looking girl staring at her on the left hand side.

And this person is very familiar to Dingzhuan......

"Give it to me!" The little sister at the same table was not polite at all, and stretched out her hand towards the hammer: "Hurry up!" ”

Dingzhu was stunned, and just wanted to refuse, but after looking at her face that was exactly the same as Yezi, she couldn't refuse, so she tore off the table of contents in the book and put a few buns in her hand: "Take it for me!" I owe you! ”

At this time, the cartoon cute girl next to the girl was still staring at the hammer, and when she looked at it like this, the hammer remembered: "Oh! You are...... Who's that? ”

"Worried! I'm worried! I've seen you! ”

I can remember this decision, isn't this the little girl I met on the day of the exam who claimed to be 24 years old but had the body of a child!

"You're taking classes here, huh? It seems that I'm not the only one who is overage. Dingzhu was finally a little comforted, and tore off a few more pages of the table of contents, wrapped a few buns, and handed them to her: "Come on, brother, please eat." ”

"Thank you!" I took the bun happily and took a bite happily: "It's delicious!" ”

Not only did she say, but even the strange little girl nodded her head again and again. This time I was proud: "That's it, I did it myself!" ”

"It's amazing." sighed worriedly: "No one has ever wrapped a bun for me." ”

"Not enough? Eat and eat again. Dinghammer handed the last three buns to Worry: "All for you." ”

"You're a good guy." Tears instantly welled up in his worried eyes.

Dingzhu sighed deeply, fiddled with his hair, and pretended to be decent and said: "Uncle has always been a good person, but too many people can't see how good uncle is." ”

The worry was so amused that the voice was so loud that the whole class attracted their attention. And this girl who claims to be twenty-four years old made an astonishing move, she swallowed all five buns in her hand in two bites, and then spread her hands to her classmates like a squirrel with nuts in her mouth: "There is wood!" ”

Finally...... Mu Shan on the stage couldn't help it, he took two deep breaths of cool breeze, and then said slowly: "Classmate Sun Dinghammer, I hope ...... Don't talk to each other during class and don't eat steamed buns. Well, even if you want to talk to each other, even if you want to eat buns, I don't care. But ......"

Mu Shan gasped several times as if his breath was not smooth: "But please don't give the buns to the teacher who came to listen to the class!" ”

Dinghammer was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and pointed at worry: "You? Teacher? ”

Worry also shy lowered his head and nodded quickly......

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