readx;?“ This is printed with a weakly oxidized secret toner, and once oxidized, the font disappears very quickly, in order to prevent leakage. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Seeing us staring at the blank letterhead in a daze, Lao Huo smiled and explained.

"I said, these 17 groups are like the KGB, and they are chattering, rubbing." The fat man crumpled the piece of waste paper in his hand and threw it into the trash.

"Alas......" Lao Huo was just about to stop it, but the fat man was quick and had already thrown the paper ball into the trash can with a clumsy shooting action.

Just a few seconds after the paper ball was thrown into the trash can, we were startled by a flame coming out of the trash can.

"This is not a means of secrecy, but a kind of Taoist technique that should be pioneered by Xuan Zhenzi Lao Zhenren, hehe" Lao Huo saw the unlucky virtue of the fat man protecting his head and covering his cheek, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

"Sister paper, can we finish it all at once, don't bring it to such a play, oops." The fat man pretended to look at Lao Huo pitifully, and then looked at the remaining documents and cards with palpitations: "There won't be any more mechanisms for these things." ”

"No, no, I promise." Lao Huo hugged Shen Han, stretched out his three fingers, and smiled coquettishly at the fat man in the cute pose I swore I sweared.

"What are you talking about, so happy, okay, go wash your hands and eat dumplings." The fat man's mother carried a large pot of steaming dumplings into the living room, and the old lady was so happy to see us giggling.

"Ah, eat, eat, eat, eat and miss home." The fat man clapped his hands and looked at the dumpling pot with a gleam in his eyes.

After a while, the fat man's father served authentic Northeast home-cooked dishes such as sauerkraut and white meat, chicken stewed mushrooms, etc., and we were not polite, and without waiting to say hello, we gathered around the table of dishes and prepared to feast.

"Hey, old woman, serve the wine, the children are back today, happy, don't take a few sips, it's not funny." After the fat man's father came to the table, he looked at his wife with a smile and said.

"Drink, drink, happy today, both girls drink a little, it's hot." The fat old mother was refreshed, turned around, entered the back room, and immediately came out with four green bottles of liquor.

As soon as I saw the liquor held by the fat man's mother, I shrunk my neck and whispered to the fat man a little timidly: "Your family, do you have low-alcohol wine?" ”

"What, what do you mean, the girls didn't say anything, why are you still peeing, as for it,." The fat man looked at me with a wicked smile on his face, and he was almost laughing and peeing.

I peeked at Shen Han and Lao Huo, who looked indifferent, and gritted my back molars and squeezed out a sentence to the fat man: "The surname Wang, you are ruthless, I will let go today, what can I do." ”

If you want to say that it is not my hypocrisy, this green bottled wine is called "Túrin", also called "green stick" is a kind of local high wine, the alcohol content is 50 °, then take a sip, it is like swallowing a red-hot iron skewer, the whole esophagus is burning hot, I am not good at drinking, and I have been injured repeatedly, so I was a little confused when I saw the fat mother take out this domineering "green stick".

The fat mother didn't know my mental activities, so she put four bottles of "green sticks" on the table: "Open to drink, go to my aunt and don't want to go to the coo (pretending to be fake), drink as much as you want." ”

"Auntie, Sister Lao Huo and I can't drink too much, since you and Uncle are happy, then let's accompany the second elder to drink a little." Shen Han looked at the fat man's parents with a quiet face, and said like a good girl.

Lao Huo's eyebrows were raised, and he flew a glance at the fat man, who was full of excitement, and quickly got up to open the cap of the liquor bottle.

When pouring the wine, the fat man didn't forget to whisper to Lao Huo: "Sister, okay, no, I'll go with you for half a glass." ”

"It's full, it's rare for the old man to be so happy, hehe" Lao Huo stretched out his hand and stroked the table, and said calmly.

After finishing the wine, the fat man returned to my seat and whispered: "Kaizi, the situation is not good, these two girls, it seems that the amount of wine is good, you fucking hold me up, don't drink two glasses and slip under the table, otherwise, the two of them should look down on our buddies, don't you hear." ”

"Well, I'll do my best, ah." I glanced at Shen Han and Lao Huo, who were like nothing on the other side, and hummed with little confidence.

The situation is far more serious than we expected, I didn't expect that Shen Han and Lao Huo's amount of wine was so amazing, one or two or four cups, when the two sisters were lifting wine, one of them did one, the fat man's parents looked at it with a smile, and praised these two children vigorously, recruiting people rarely, I and the fat man were frightened, and said that I had known the two of them for some days, and I really didn't expect the two of them to be so good at drinking, it was terrible.

After Shen Han and Lao Huo finished a cup alone, they looked at me and the fat man with a smile, meaning what's the matter, drink it, don't keep the goldfish.

"What's the matter with the two of you, the two girls are so real, what are you two doing, hiding treachery and playing tricks." The fat dad took a few sips of wine, his face turned red, and he looked at me and the fat man with horizontal eyes, and began to pick and choose.

To say that this Yakesh next to the Hulunbuir prairie, good light is not borrowed, this drinking and playing with the grassland habit is full of learning, plus located in the northeast, since ancient times there is a large bowl of meat and a large piece of meat can be made of customs, regardless of men and women, drinking wine is full of refreshing, if you don't drink, you will think that you are not kind, can not be made, so, when I see me and the fat man face is difficult, the fat man's father is a little uncomfortable.

The fat man's mother was even more energetic, and when she saw that the fat man and I were a little timid, she held her own wine glass: "Come, two eldest sons, my mother will give you an example." ”

Proofing is a term on the Northeast wine table, that is, the toaster first takes a sip of the wine in the glass, and then the other guests at the table follow the toaster's drinking standards.

After the fat man's mother finished speaking, she tilted her neck and dried up all the liquor in the cup, leaving not a drop left.

The old lady is like this, the fat man and I are about to cry, we know that today's meal, the two of us are dead, ready to hug the toilet for the night.

Long story short, the meal began in the afternoon and ended up with the fat man and I drank so much that we didn't know anything.

When I woke up, it was already the third day of the day, and when I opened my eyes, I felt that my whole body was heavy, as if I had a bad cold.

I closed my eyes and recuperated, I couldn't sleep, my head still hurt, so I said "hey", sat up, and when I turned around, I saw that the dead fat man was also sobbing and swollen face, leaning on the head of the bed with a painful face, and reaching out to touch the cigarette from the bedside table.

The fat man lit two cigarettes in his mouth and handed me one, and we both leaned against the head of the bed, smoking with sad faces, saying that we couldn't remember some of the details of last night's drink.

"Let's drink this b, it's a shame, ah." The fat man asked, grinning at me.

"It's okay, our brothers are drunk like this, those two girls are not ghosts, it is estimated to be even worse, now I'm afraid they are still asleep, waiting for our two princes to kiss and wake them up, it must be." I comforted the fat man.

"Yes, no matter how much they can drink, they won't end up too far away from us......" The fat man suddenly stopped talking, and looked straight at the door.

The door was pushed open a crack, and Lao Huo flashed his face playfully, and said, "Two heroes, get up and have breakfast, we have all come back from shopping." ”

The fat man and I looked at each other in horror, and I really cried: these two female men are from Mars, this is too good to drink.

The fat man and I struggled out of the room, and saw hot rice porridge fritters and big buns on the dining table in the living room, typical of Jakesh early, seeing these, the fat man and I felt hot in our hearts, and it felt so good to go home.

The two of us shook our heads, only to find that Shen Han and Lao Huo's whole body had been completely renewed, all of them were newly purchased winter clothes, which was called a water spirit, at this moment, the two sisters who were like tide girls were busy comparing the newly bought clothes to the fat man's parents, and the old couple laughed so much that the wrinkles on their faces fell to the ground, which was called a heartfelt joy.

"You guys woke up, just in time to try on sweaters and down jackets, the two of us were just in time for an event when we were shopping, and we were all dazzled, hehe" Shen Han came out sleepily when he saw me, and ran over to me with a black down jacket like a bird.

In that compartment, Lao Huo was also busy working around the fat man, trying on sweaters and jeans, I looked at the fat man in the air, and smiled helplessly: All girls in the world are the same, they are all shopping freaks.

After trying on the clothes and pants easily, I and the fat man, who was dizzy by Shen Han and Lao Huo, sat on the dining table panting, and began to suck and drink porridge, and eat fritters.

"Da Fei, you are back this time, you can stay at home for a few more days." While we were eating, the fat man's mother asked expectantly.

"Ah, Mom, we should be able to stay for a few days when we come back this time, but we can't live at home, we have to go back to my master's clinic to live, see no, real estate certificate, our unit has bought the house, we are also people with industry, hehe" The fat man swallowed the fritters hard, and made a poor mistake with his mother.

"Ah, ah, no matter where you live, I can always see you." The fat man's mother was a little disappointed, and then said: "By the way, the school you came to two days ago came to the school, saying that it was going to be fixed, and asked if you would go back to work." ”

"Of course I won't go back, I'll tell you, your son, no, it's your son, the two of us." The dead fat man reached out to hug me, and said to his parents with a look of awesome lightning: "Our brothers are about to become a pair of new stars of Mr. Yin and Yang who are rising in the wind and even in the Hulunbuir area, hehe"

"What, what a star." The fat man's parents didn't understand.

"Ah, uncles and aunts, Yifei and Xiaokai are going to use Mr. Yin and Yang's identity to cover themselves so that they can complete a task." Lao Huo hurriedly explained for us.

"Oh, that's it, hey, I know you guys have discipline, we don't ask more, but no matter what you do, you have to be careful, don't get into trouble." The fat man's parents sighed.

"Don't worry, our Mr. Yin and Yang is temporary, just joking." The fat man burped and said casually.

It's a pity that the fat man didn't guess this time, at that time, none of us thought that after the two of us made a cameo appearance as if we were playing, we would be uncontrollable, not only became famous, but also got involved in so many incredible and bizarre and terrifying things, it is really hard to explain.

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