Chapter 5 Yue dropped his discipline again
Shi Yu and Tianba are two people fighting, this is a modern martial arts battle ancient Muay Thai wonderful fight, a private match takes about 20 minutes, out of confidence in their skills, both sides do not wear traps and protective gear, the result is beaten to the nose and face swollen, Shi Yu finally took off and struck, the knee is on the inner thigh of Tianbadu, this time if Shi Yu's heart is darker, the attack part is extended to the inner thigh of Tianbadu's thigh by a palm-wide distance......
On that day, Badu's fertility was about to be cut off, and perhaps he could go directly to practice the "Sunflower Treasure Book".
Here I would like to draw your attention!
I'm going to have no bottom line to interject the narration, first of all, "Sunflower Treasure Book" can't actually exist, and no sports book in the world will rely on castration to improve physical fitness! This is undoubtedly a humorous way of writing, but it remains to be seen whether some people will believe it to be true, and whether this will trigger a protracted frenzy of self-palace.
Don't laugh, there have been too many laymen who have blown the heroes to the gods, and the essence of the chivalrous spirit that they have been concerned about has been ignored by many audiences.
Now, I want to say very solemnly, regrettably, that all the secrets such as "Sunflower Treasure Book", "Dugu Nine Swords", and "Evil Sword Method" are all fake! Next, if you look down, I don't have any of this cultural garbage here. It's really, really infuriating! It's true!
Anyone who knows martial arts knows that there is a martial arts secret in the world. Really good kung fu is taught by my father! You can't practice advanced martial arts skills by reading martial arts books by yourself! And if you have to practice - you're going to die!
Due to the irresponsible fabrication of martial arts novelists, many unreasonable people have always believed that the ancient heroes succeeded only after reading the secrets of martial arts, such as the original book of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", in fact, a large number of martial arts books came out at the end of the Ming Dynasty, such as Qi Jiguang's "New Book of Performance", Shi Dian's "Sword Classic", Yu Dayou also wrote books, and these books were printed in large quantities with the engraving printing technology at that time! A few copper plates in one!
Fuck the martial arts secrets!
For example, martial arts novels and martial arts films, they are flying eaves and walking on the wall, and they are also internal qigong, but in fact, none of these exist! How can there be internal strength? Is it really infuriating? It's strange to always treat things that don't have as saying, and not to mislead people's children. Mistaking ignorance for fun isn't really funny!
In private fighting on the street, if there is no referee, there will be a result, but it is difficult to say whether you win or lose, in other words, don't let the competition in the film and television be blinded, the method of easily distinguishing between masters and ordinary people is fake and deceitful!
Defeating a person is neither as complicated as you think, nor as simple as you think. Even if it's an ordinary person, a 150-pound big living person is standing on the ground, and you can knock him down with your fists and feet, don't just say it, try it, it also needs enough strength, and he will also have balance. It's science!
But, when he moves, that's often the best time to take him down.
And this is the real martial arts! Therefore, the cultivation of systematic and scientific martial artists is a must, and the kind of "strong man" who can defeat several people is so rare! That's a martial artist! With bare hands, one person knocked down hundreds of people, almost nothing!
There are also people who write about a person slaughtering a city, out of the need to build a civilized society, I can only digest a belly of expletives naturally......
In other words, Tianba is a super-first-class martial artist, but any good player at this level, he lets you punch, let you hit this position, and is beaten to a few percent injury, which can not let the Huashan disciples see the flaws, and lose to make the opponent feel glorious, which is difficult to do, and he did it.
Tianba Du is actually a martial arts expert who can block the faΓ§ade among these disciples of the Huashan faction, and his defeat made others feel the threat of Shi Yu, that is, the guy who called himself Dugu Yu and Dugu to seek defeat. Everyone looked at each other, realized the crisis, and smelled the danger as a warrior.
It's a play that has to be performed down, since he said that he came to kick the hall, it seems that there are a few moments, what should I do next?
"I'll meet him!"
Linghu Chong wanted to come up to fight when he separated everyone, and as a senior brother, he had the obligation to fight. Playing against the main characters of this plane, of course Shi Yu couldn't ask for it, but how could a senior brother fight so easily?
"Senior brother, let me come! Playing with a nameless little character, that's the senior brother of the Huashan faction, where to put the reputation of the Huashan faction if he loses? β
Lau De Nuo understands people's hearts very well, at this time, he took the initiative to ask for help, not to mention that his small move directly won the favor of almost everyone, the second senior brother wants to fight, which seems very decent, but Ling Hu Chong waved his hand and signaled Lau De Nuo not to go over, because he had seen the danger of the vicious fight just now, and he knew that Shi Yu was not easy to provoke and dangerous.
The deep secret of Tianba Du, Ling Hu Chong, as the senior brother of the Huashan faction, knows some things that others don't know, but what makes him feel incomprehensible and has a sense of crisis is that even the invincible Tianba Du, such a superb skilled fighter can fail under the opponent's hands! β¦β¦ What's next?
"I said, this humorous Dugu brother ......" Ling Hu Chong came over with his shoulders, still standing there obliquely and talking, "Since you have come from afar, such a steep Huashan is not easy to climb, isn't it?" Then you should tell me what is the matter, I am the senior brother of the Huashan faction, and the Huashan faction has three acres of land, at least ...... Let's top a quarter of a home! Are you from the Songshan faction, what can't you say? β
"Hah! I would like to become a member of the Songshan faction, but unfortunately I am not," Shi Yu's physical condition has recovered now, although the few punches and legs from being beaten by Tianba are still hurting, but they will not make a mistake, he replied with a smile, "Didn't I say it just now?" I don't have any sects, and I want to start a sect, so I may do something that can shake the rivers and lakes, so I may be a very threatening person, so you should be careful! β
"Humph! Then how high do you have to be able," finally Ling Hu couldn't get angry, and he scolded, "Want to challenge the masters of the entire rivers and lakes? How ridiculous it is to hear you say this! Why are you? Well, what kind of pie do you want to open? I'll test you first! β
"Well, little brother, you have a lot of guts. Normally, a person like me who is at the level of a sect master and grandmaster would not usually talk to a small character like you, but today I am very happy, I like to work with confident characters...... How can I be a good day again, okay, let's fight! β
"Wow! That's for advice! β
"Please!"
Ling Hu Chong probably began to smoke in all his internal organs, he "snapped" and threw off his outer clothes to the ground, revealing the short clothes inside, wrapping his head, wrapping his legs, tightening his belt, tidying up and down his body, tightening his body, and starting to do preparations before the big war, which are all necessary to do......
Linghu was so angry that he couldn't help but yell a few times!
"Are we going to fight with our fists and feet, or are we going straight to the weapon?" Shi Yuzui was a little cheap in the fire of the fox chong, this "kicking hall", as soon as it was passed on the rivers and lakes, "The Huashan faction made the brand smashed", this face is probably going to be thrown on the moon. Ling Hu Chong naturally knew the severity.
"You still have weapons?" Ling Hu Chong saw that Shi Yu and the four of them didn't bring any swords, and couldn't help asking.
"A good martial artist, picking up something is a weapon, and every flower and leaf can be used to fight, which is why my kung fu is high!"
"Oh-" Ling Hu Chong let out a long voice, his nose crooked in anger, "Okay, come on, you bring my sword!" I'm going to meet him! β
"Oh! This kid is crazy too! I'm afraid that even Zuo Lengchan, the head of the Songshan faction, didn't dare to speak like this when he came, right? β
"Huh!" Ling Hu Chong took the long sword handed over by his junior brother in his hand, and without further nonsense, he shook the long sword hard, and the qi on his wrist vibrated so that the long sword body roared with a long roar! Then, Linghu Chong held the sword flower in his hand, jumped forward, and the tip of the long sword pointed at Shi Yu's eyes, which was fast, accurate, and ruthless!
Shi Yu wanted to dodge but didn't dodge, and when he didn't know where to hide, Ling Hu Chong's long sword had already changed its moves! This trick was supposed to be called "jumping point stabbing belt sweeping"!
The sword has two blades, and the sword is a gentleman among weapons, but the lethality is quite large!
Blessed are those who don't know how to use swords, after reading this chapter, I guarantee that you will complete the initial introduction to snatching swords empty-handed! Please read on -
Shi Yu is bare-handed at the moment, no matter how sharp his hands and feet are, no matter how fierce his elbow strikes are, you have to look at the opposite side, Ling Hu Chong's long sword shook slightly, it was a sword mountain!
"Whew!" Shi Yu fought hard for a big jump, and retreating was actually not the best tactic to dodge the long sword! However, Shi Yu has not yet found his senses! Linghu Chong snorted coldly, the steps could not be followed, and the long sword continued to pick, sharpen, draw, circle, chop, split, and hang!
Shi Yu's body is flesh! Only hide! Shi Yu suddenly regretted it, because of Ling Hu Chong's martial arts attainments, he knew after trying it that his ability was close to Tian, Ba, and Du! Especially swordsmanship, and he has more swords in his hands!
How do you take a weapon when you encounter it with your bare hands? Grab a hair, hurry up and run! This sentence solves all the doubts you want to grab the knife empty-handed, how to grab it, which is equivalent to asking, how to dodge the bullet within a distance of 1 meter. With this thought, it is very close to finding death. Bruce Lee can't solve the problem, you want to solve it I am speechless.
So is there a "sword qi"? There is a hairy sword aura! There is athlete's foot! Many authors have not even experienced fighting on the side of the road, so they claim to want to write a "history of the growth of the world's first-class martial arts masters".
The lack of morality and the smoking hanging Weiya in the movie have no lower limit, this tightrope is only used more in Chinese action movies in the world, and there is no lower limit of bragging and nonsense in Chinese action movies, plus special effects, which directly led to the decline of the current martial arts culture.
The Huashan faction belongs to the Jianghu sect in the classical rivers and lakes, called the "Huashan faction" or "one of the five Yue factions" inevitably elevated them, in fact, they also had a resounding name at that time: "bandits", or "thieves", "fallen grasses", and this Mr. Yue Buqun, who was called "gentleman's sword" by Jin Yong, is actually a bandit leader, whether you can accept it or not, this is the case. But luckily, they have to learn everything.
It has been written that the broad term of the charlatans includes all elements of free movement that are not subject to the political order of the empire, including merchants, kabuki, dart merchants, opera troupes, vagrants, beggars, monks, thieves, and martial artists. Living in this mountain is a variety of people who make a living by chopping wood, collecting medicine, farming, and breeding, and living in the mountains is extremely hard, and the living conditions are all difficult to the top, how can there be such a romance as written in a novel.
Many necessities of life, such as oil, salt, iron, rice, etc., have to go down the mountain to purchase, and it is even more inconvenient to carry them, especially on extremely steep mountains like Huashan, which cannot be climbed in many places. You don't have to think about getting big tanks and big jars, and there were no helicopters in those days.
There is also the only advantage of living here, and that is freedom. And absolute freedom is the status quo of Yue Buqun, he is a blind stream, a bandit leader.
Before entering the door, Shi Yu thought to himself: "Yue Buqun has the reputation of "Gentleman's Sword", his words and deeds are all decent and generous, he retreats everywhere, and teaches people to admire, who knows that a person with such a perfect appearance is the best person who is greedy and evil. So I have to be careful. β
Therefore, if he wants to break the false gentleman of Yue Buqun, he has to make a big move called "real provocation", and if he doesn't bully that old fox, he may not come out to see you!
So Shi Yu followed the above tips of the system and carried out these actions! It's almost a success!
But because of this attempt, Shi Yu felt like his life was dangling on a rope! He was forced to run around, picked up a broom over there, and fought with Linghu Chong a few times, and was cut down by him in a moment to leave a stick, and when Linghu Chong was embarrassed by Shi Yu, he suddenly stopped and did not take advantage of the victory to chase again, but shouted at his little junior brother Lu Monkey: "Give him a sword!" β
"Humph! If it weren't for the senior brother's speech, he wouldn't have used it for you! Then! Lu Monkey threw Shi Yu a sword, "You can't win against my senior brother even if you have a sword, his swordsmanship is stronger than that of the master......"
"Land monkeys!" Linghu rushed to him and shouted, stopping him from talking any further!
"Ahem! Don't fight! "Speaking of Cao Cao, Yue Buqun has arrived, and the head of the Huashan faction has made a gorgeous appearance! Despite the festival of falling to the ground.
At this time, Shi Yu took the sword and Ling Hu Chong had already fought a few times, and Ling Hu Chong's swordsmanship was really light and elegant, which could be called a divine sword! I wonder if Yue Buqun also has such high technology? Oooh! Yue Buqun is finally here? What does he look like?! I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm scared when I see it, I am polite, and I wear glasses! Grab an English book!
At that time, it was the Ming Dynasty, there was Zheng He who went to the West, and there were glasses, but they were also rare and precious, but it seemed that Yue Buqun loved Western culture very much, and Shi Yu saw that the book Yue Buqun read was actually "The Three Musketeers"! GENTLEMAN'S SWORD - YOU ALL UNDERSTAND IT WRONG, THE CORRECT SOLUTION SHOULD BE "KNIGHT'S SWORD - YUE BUQUN, PILLOW MENSWORD!"