Chapter 201: There Are Ghosts in the Old House (Part I)
After returning from the resort, everyone came to a party, this spring outing still ended in failure, in the words of the fat man, we people are going to fucking have an accident wherever they go, this is called the disaster step by step, step by step is difficult, to put it bluntly, life is not good,
After this incident passed, it was possible to stop for a month, and this cold leisure was really a little uncomfortable, as if something was missing.
On this day, the fat man came over at noon, saw that I was not busy, sat down in front of me and said: Little evil, these days are idle birds, you say that people are cheap, when there is something to do, always think about nothing, but this idle down, the whole body is uncomfortable, you talk about this thing,
I smiled at the fat man and said: I see that you were born a fucking cheap bone, you have to find something to do, isn't this idle, but don't you really say it, I'm really a little embarrassed in this idleness, it seems that my body and bones are itchy,
Look, you're fucking sick with me,
I smiled and didn't speak, and the fat man sat with me for a while and then left.
After getting off work at night, I don't have to be on duty, I went home directly, and received a call from Wu Yue on the road, this girl won't come back for dinner tonight, saying that the school is doing some activities, and it will be late to come back, after putting down the phone, I walked on the street alone, and I wanted to come to the fat man at this time I was also depressed, Wu Yue participated in the event, of course, Fang Ling and Li Ting were the same, I couldn't come back,
I called the fat man, and sure enough, this guy was also depressed there, and was worried that tonight's meal was not settled, only after these three women entered our lives, I and the fat man or the wolf seven were simply spoiled, and there were hot meals when I went home every day, and someone washed the clothes,
Now that this is suddenly gone, the three of us are still a little uncomfortable.
The fat man and I and the wolf seven, the three old men appeared on the street, and the three of us put our hands in our pockets and lowered our heads, like schoolchildren who had made a mistake,
What to eat, the fat man asked,
Wolf Qi said weakly on the side: If this time, Fang Ling must have prepared all the meals at home,
Alas, don't mention it, damn it, going to college is a lot of things, so what's going on tonight, you can't stop eating without the three of them, let's think about what to eat,
I came up with lamb kebabs, and I said to the two of them,
Okay, that's what I mean, the fat man said on the side,
Then let's go, so the three of us came to the roadside stall, and the fat man opened his mouth and asked for fifty lamb skewers, and when I saw this, I said to the fat man: Can you fucking eat it?
The fat man smiled at me and said: Today you fat man I have a good appetite, only fifty mutton skewers are not a problem at all, the waiter is coming with ten bottles of beer, haha eating mutton skewers and beer is quite cool, how about a few brothers, let's go first,
Good guy tonight the three of us are completely liberated, after drinking it is almost twelve o'clock, the three of them staggered back, because the three of us drank a little too much, I didn't recognize the way home, I don't know where to go, there was a big house in front of me before, the house was brightly lit, I said to the fat man: where the fuck is this,
Why don't you know your home, when you get home, let's go in, the fat guy swayed forward and knocked on the door, but just walked to the door, the door opened by itself,
After the fat man walked in, he said to me: "Little evil I have arrived home, let's see you back,
Alas, you wait, after I finished speaking, I also walked over with Wolf Qi, at this time the fat man had already entered the house, after the two of us walked in, this house is really big, it is full of solid wood furniture, the fat man sat on the sofa, shouting Li Ting, but no one answered,
The fat man opened his eyes, saw me and Wolf Qi, and asked, "Why did you two come to my house, why don't you go home?"
Wolf Qi and I smiled and said: You fucking drunk again, this is your home, do you see if this is your home,
The fat man looked up at the surroundings when we said this, and then said in a daze: Where is this?
Where the fuck did I know you brought us here, where is this, I asked,
The fat man and the wolf seven stopped talking, I seemed to be a little sober when I saw this, looked around, and said to the fat man: Damn, where is this, where are we going, let's go, let's go, don't fucking break into the house by mistake, that's not good, after speaking, I and Wolf Qi stood up, and the fat man also stood up, we were just about to leave, and the door creaked and closed automatically,
There are oddities in the house, and the fat man said to me,
I was a little enthusiastic when I was told by the fat man, I haven't encountered such a thing for a long time, it's so enjoyable,
Who the hell is it, the fat man shouted,
I only heard the creaking footsteps from upstairs, as if someone had come down,
The three of us looked at the staircase, and saw a girl in a blue dress coming down from the stairs.
The three of us were surprised, not by the girl's face, but by her feet, yes, her feet, at this time, her feet were suspended on the ground, no need to ask if this must be a ghost,
After the female ghost came down from the upper floor, she said to us: "You are welcome to my house and still be guests, no one has been here for a long time, so let's stay today.
Seeing this, the fat man hurriedly said: No, we still have something to do tonight, go back first and then look at me and Wolf Qi and leave,
Wolf Qi and I are not fools, of course we know what is going on here, and hurriedly follow the fat man to go out,
A gust of wind blew, and the blue-clothed female ghost floated to the door to block our way, and said faintly: Don't go, don't go, am I not good here, just stay, accompany me, I'm in a hurry,
Fuck your uncle, the fat man took off the Buddha beads in his hand and smashed them,
The female ghost screamed, after calling out, the fat man opened and ran, I and Wolf Seven followed closely behind, only to hear the laughter of the female ghost behind me, and I don't know how far to run out, the wine on the body has long turned into a cold sweat and flowed away, but the laughter in my ears still exists, I said to the fat man: What the hell is going on, how can there be laughter,
The fat man didn't turn back and shouted to me and Wolf Qi: Remember not to look back, follow me,
Wolf Qi and I didn't know what was going on, so we had to follow the fat man and continue to run forward, anyway, I just remember running for a long time, I really couldn't run, and shouted at the fat man: I can't run, and then I sat on the ground,
He stopped, took a few steps back, came to me and said, "What's the matter?"
I can't run, I really can't run,
The end of the thing, the chain fell off at the critical moment, and the fat man shouted to me,
Your uncle, I can't do it, I can't run anymore,
After Wolf Qi and the fat man dragged me up, they ran while holding me, but before they could run a few steps, the female ghost in blue actually chased after us, blocked us again, looked at the three of us and smiled and said: Three of you go back, go back with me,
The fat man couldn't help but ask: Who are you?
Haha, don't you see I'm a ghost, this female ghost is very generous to introduce herself,
The fat man didn't know what to say for a while,
Seeing this, I hurriedly said to the female ghost: We also unintentionally disturbed you, now I will accompany you, you can let us go.
Haha, I'm so lonely, can you come and accompany me, after finishing speaking, the female ghost began to walk towards us slowly,
There is no way, only to clean up this female ghost, the three of us, see this and have to fight, although the fat man has no Buddha bowl in his hand, after a few seals in his hand, he uses the lion roar of the Buddha, this lion's roar is the authentic Buddha door, specially carved all evil,
You female ghost didn't expect that we would suddenly be in trouble, and suddenly I was stopped by the fat man's lion roar, I saw this in my pocket for a while, felt a charm, hurriedly ran over, slapped the female ghost's body fiercely, and shouted as urgent as the law,
Ah a scream, the female ghost was beaten out and fell to the ground hard,
I stepped forward, only to see that the female ghost's chest was black, it should have been injured by the power of my spell, it is estimated that it can't be saved, I saw this to the fat man and the wolf seven shouted: Let's go,
I don't know what time it is when I got home, I washed my face, and fell directly on the bed, it seems that Wu Yue didn't come back tonight, and I didn't think about it so much, after the alarm went off in the morning, I opened my eyes, and I had a splitting headache, it must have been drinking last night, recalling what happened last night, it's a bit like a dream, but it's not,
I took out my mobile phone, there were three text messages on it, five missed calls, all of them were from Wu Yue, I called Wu Yue, on the phone, Wu Yue scolded me and asked me why I didn't answer her phone last night, I told me about going out to drink last night, and Wu Yue scolded even more after listening to it,
Alas, who let my buddy I have tracheitis, but while Wu Yue scolded me, I vaguely heard Wu Yue talking beside me, it seems that she is also a woman, and she is also scolding, no need to ask if it must be Fang Ling and Li Ting,
After hanging up the phone, I went to find the fat man and the wolf seven, these two guys were really scolded by their daughter-in-law, look at the two guys are usually very majestic, it can be seen that now, alas, I really won the old saying, gentle township, hero mound,
After getting off work in the evening, I didn't go home directly, but went to find the fat man, the incident that happened last night, I always felt a little weird, and when I got to the paper shop, the fat man and the wolf seven were discussing something there, and when they saw me come in, they said to me: Little evil, you are here, or I am still going to call you, what should I do when I go home at night, those little girls can't spare us,
Yes, when I thought of this question, my head hurt, and after thinking about it for a long time, I said to the fat man and Wolf Qi: Buy flowers, it's a reparation,
That's right, girls like flowers, why didn't I think of it, let's go buy flowers, after saying that, the three of us closed the shop and went straight to the flower shop,
On the way, I told the fat man and the wolf seven about last night's incident, and the fat man's analysis concluded that the female ghost in blue should be a lonely ghost, otherwise she wouldn't be so entangled with us, as soon as the words fell, an old lady came over from the opposite side, blocked my way, and said to us with a cane in her hand: Have you seen my granddaughter, she hasn't come home since last night,