Under China's current legal system, urban management is a comprehensive law enforcement agency created in order to avoid duplicate law enforcement caused by multiple law enforcement in the past.

To put it simply, the chengguan is the manager of the city, according to legend, Bai Xiaosheng ranked on the occupation list that year, and the mysterious surname of this profession was second only to the 'relevant departments' of the highest administrative organ that was rumored to be the head of the dragon and the end of the river, and it was much more mysterious than the Chinese dragon group in the third place.

The scope of the centralized exercise of administrative punishment power includes 13 aspects, including city appearance and environmental sanitation, urban planning management (punishment for illegal construction without a license), road traffic order (punishment for illegal occupation of roads), industrial and commercial administration (punishment for unlicensed operation), municipal management, public utilities management, urban water saving management, parking management, landscaping management, environmental protection management, construction site management (including demolition site management), urban river and lake management, black cars, black tour guides, etc. Therefore, the rivers and lakes respectfully call them the 'Iron-blooded Thirteen Eagles'.

And because of the wide distribution of their rights, even we ordinary people can find their footprints in ordinary life, and they are the mainstay of our society by throwing their heads and spilling their blood just to keep the peace.

At the dinner table, the two of them talked about the above words endlessly, listening to the black lines on their heads, as for it, aren't they just some hooligans who grab pancake pans on the side of the street, and they are like martial arts novels, and they are not ashamed.

In fact, the two of them had already heard it this afternoon, and the three guests who came to the door were the city managers.

At that time, the two of them wondered, why did this chengguan also patronize this store? Could it be that this split head looks too ugly and affects the appearance of the city, so he wants to come and confiscate it?

Of course it's not for this reason, it turns out that the chengguan is also a human being, and if it's a human being, it will be afraid, although the muscles of these three chengguan look like bulletproof warrior monks, but they also have unspeakable secrets, the reason why they came to Fukuzawa Hall today is because they have encountered something that makes them feel scared in the past two days.

The bald city manager shuddered as he talked about it, it turned out that they had been instructed by their street superiors to carry out demolition and relocation work in a certain place, and these things were very common, but the progress of the work this time was quite unsmooth.

That day, after getting a few nail households, they transferred the big carving car to first demolish part of the houses, but which Cheng wanted to move the shovel just now, only to see the driver on the carving car screamed and fell down, they surrounded to see, the buddy foamed at the mouth and had convulsions all over the body, as if he had a stroke, so they hurriedly sent him to the hospital, fortunately, nothing serious, the doctor said that it was indirect surname shock, and it would be good to stay in the hospital for two days.

The project had to continue, and the urging was tight, so they returned to the house and hired another driver to continue, but as soon as the new driver got on the carved car, he also fell down, foaming at the mouth like the last one.

It is said that there are no more than three things, but this thing is so evil, no matter who it is, as long as the house is moved, it will be pulled over immediately, the leaders of the scene and the real estate face are blue, the first time they have encountered this kind of thing after so many years, and the onlookers next to them have begun to discuss, is there something wrong with this house, otherwise how can it be so evil?

It's a civilized society now, how can such a strange thing happen? Although those leaders also believe it in their heads, they can't say it like civilians, you must know that this matter can be big or small, and if it gets bigger, how to raise the price of residential buildings after rebuilding them here? Let's not talk about whether to raise the price for the time being, in case it is owed by which mouth to "Into Science", then whether it can be sold or not is still a matter!

To say that the leader is always the leader, they can become the leader naturally have a way, the leaders examined the degree, immediately decided on two plans, first, to conceal this matter not to alarm the government (in other words, they are the government), to the outside world to claim that it is only the gasoline poisoning caused by the leakage of gasoline from the machine, and second, to completely solve the matter.

The complete solution in the mouth of the leader is generally that they give orders and then let their subordinates solve it, so these people under their hands are tragic, and they are limited to get this matter done within half a month, and they can't affect the progress of the project, otherwise they will bear the consequences.

The three chengguan are all urban management assistants, and they have not been officially included in the formation, and the leaders privately told them that the state has raised you for these years, and if there is no good way, you will wait to sell baked cold noodles on the street.

The three of them panicked when they heard it, they didn't want to be put on the street to set up a stall, in that case, they had to be chased and intercepted by the city management, it was terrible, so the three of them tried their best, but they still had no clue, fortunately, the bald head had a relative who knew the name of Fuze Tang, so he introduced them here, the three of them came today, and saw that the shopkeeper Mr. Cui was still a young man, so he was a little uncertain to pay attention, but although Mr. Cui was not very old, but a pair of mouths were superb, he was good at watching people's faces, is like a fortune teller on the street, and in a few words, he convinced the three old men to flicker.

The three of them said that money is not a problem, because as long as there is a serious invoice, it can be reimbursed, and the invoice can be written as office utensils, and no one checks it anyway, Mr. Cui likes to listen to this sentence, money is not a problem, so is it still a problem.

The three chengguan asked Mr. Cui, "What the hell is going on, do you know?" ”

Mr. Cui pondered for a while, he knew where to go, but he couldn't say that, so he said: "Well, as the saying goes, there are dreams, the gods and souls are auspicious, Zhuang Sheng is illusory butterflies, and Lu Wangzhao is flying bears." I think that because the house has been built for a long time, it has attracted some dirty things, and I am not afraid, and I can deal with it, and I will open the altar tonight, and after a week, I will ensure that you can be demolished safely. ”

After all, the three people are not stupid, they know that they can't easily believe the young man in front of them who is younger than them, Mr. Cui saw their expressions, smiled slightly, only to see him casually pulled out a piece of yellow paper, and then held it with two fingers, and shouted softly, the yellow paper suddenly burned, Mr. Cui flicked his hand, and the burning yellow paper actually circled around the three of them before falling to the ground and extinguishing.

Sure enough, it's a master! It's like a trick, it's so fierce! The three of them dispelled their worries, and the bald man immediately said happily: "Amazing! What an eye-opener! Sir, make a price, never bargain! ”

You must know that these moths don't need to be used to it at all, who don't pit them? So Mr. Cui told them that now the price is expensive and the money is easy to spend, and he wants to make 8,000 eight.

The three of them agreed very happily, anyway, it wasn't them who took the money, and the leader should be able to agree, after all, when did they go to travel to other places, ah no, it was a meeting, and which time did they go to spend more than this? So they negotiated, as usual, pay the deposit first, and pay it all after the fact, Mr. Cui felt that they were fat sheep, and finally forcibly resold some elevated broken paper to them, saying that these things were opened by him, and they usually wore them on their bodies to ensure that they would not invade the golden gun, and it was really the first choice for home travel and pickling girls.

Those people naturally bought it happily, and after they left, Mr. Cui let the two come out, and the three of them smiled obscenely, tacitly, and that night, Mr. Cui left the two of them for dinner, and told them about it during the meal.

Zhang Shifei drank the beer in the cup, and then asked Mr. Cui: "Split, do you say that this matter is just a ghost in their own hearts, or is it really evil?" ”

Mr. Cui wiped his mouth, and then said, "I don't know, I'll let you Sister Liu help you do the math in a while." ”

Zhang Shifei thought about it, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Then, will you let the two of you go this time?" ”

When Mr. Cui saw Zhang Shifei asking him, he looked at them and said with some surprise: "Hey, what's wrong with you, why are you so positive?" ”

Hearing Mr. Cui say this, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then said, "No, I just want to exercise." ”

Mr. Cui didn't ask much, he picked up a piece of yuba from the plate and threw it into his mouth, and then said, "Let's see, if it's dangerous this time, I don't need you two." ”

"Don't! Say what, you have to go with the two of us, I'm in a hurry to use the money. Zhang Shifei pleaded, as soon as he said this, Li Fatzi and Mr. Cui looked at him very curiously, they thought, this birdman used to be surprisingly lazy, today is this taking the wrong medicine or what's the matter?

What Zhang Shifei thinks in his heart is only known to him, can he not be active, how can he spend if he has no money? If you don't consume, how can you soak Liang Yuner?

(The second watch is completed ~ ask for tickets and recommendations as usual ~~~)

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