Chapter 10 Kitchen knife shaving
This face is familiar to me, it is the dead Henan girl, and sure enough, it is the same as Guo Dacang said, her face is as black as ink, and her smile is like talking about wriggling cow dung.
"Ahh I was startled and the cigarette in my hand fell to the ground.
I remembered that this woman had already deceived the corpse and ran away, could it really be as Guo Cannon said, she entangled me, an unlucky ghost.
"Brother Qin, what's wrong with you, don't be surprised, you want to scare people to death." Cauliflower frowned and said.
"It's over, it's over, I'm being followed by a ghost, and I'm going to die." I picked up the cigarette on the ground, winked at Cauliflower, lowered my voice, and dragged him briskly as I pulled him along.
Cauliflower said helplessly, brother, it's not that I don't know that you are haunted by ghosts, I said that I am afraid of you with a ball.
I didn't bother to explain to him, so I went back and told you that this time I was in big trouble.
Cauliflower glanced at the back and said, Brother Qin, you must be too nervous, don't talk about ghosts in the back, you don't even have a few hairs.
Where did I dare to turn back, pulled the cauliflower and quickly got off the bridge, and as soon as I got off the bridge, the street lights turned on.
Now even Cauliflower was dumbfounded, staring at me with big eyes, brother, this time it's really troublesome.
I said, of course I know the trouble.
Cauliflower said, you don't understand, the bridge is guarded by ghosts, people can cross the bridge, ghosts can't go on the bridge, you really saw something just now?
I said, why am I lying to you?
Cauliflower shook her head and said straightly, trouble, trouble, the ghost is brazenly on the bridge, and it is still far away from the first half of July, and he is going to rebel?
Make your sister, let's go.
When I heard him say this, I was even more frightened, especially the black grimace, and my scalp tingled when I thought about it.
When I got to the door I rented, it was a little more lively, although it was not a prosperous area in the city center, but it was quite lively, looking at the lights, my hanging heart finally breathed a sigh of relief.
As soon as she entered the door, Cauliflower immediately closed the door tightly, beating her chest and panting.
"I said, Brother Qin, why are you staring at me like this, let's say okay first, brother, I'm rotten cauliflower, that mouthful is hands-free." Cauliflower wiped the cold sweat on her face, saw me staring at him deadly, and asked me suspiciously.
I gave him a blank look, you have the face to call yourself a heavenly master, I bah!
Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, you don't understand, this time it's fierce, in case she pinched us on the road, she wouldn't be prepared at all, and she would have to die.
I said, what the are you waiting for, ready.
Cauliflower said with a sigh, Brother Qin, I will slaughter the chicken, you go and prepare glutinous rice water, after speaking, the grandson rushed into the kitchen, found a bowl, and slaughtered the big with a click.
After soaking the glutinous rice water, the cauliflower soaked the red rope in the glutinous rice water for a while, tied a copper bell and hung it on the door.
Brother Qin, where's the razor?
I took the razor and threw it at him and asked what I wanted to do.
He said to go to the bathroom, and then he dragged me in, and with a bang, locked the door.
"Take off your pants!" Cauliflower turned on the razor, and in the electric buzz, I was a little messy, and I said that this rotten cauliflower is so good to Lao Tzu, it turned out to be a good mouthful.
I covered my crotch, a little anxious, cauliflower, you, don't mess around, I'm not good at this.
Cauliflower laughed twice, Brother Qin, who are we buddies with, what are you still shy, come on.
I saw that his face was full of obscene smiles, and he was even more bottomless, and he was about to run when he opened the door, but the cauliflower turned over and blocked the door, and the Kansai man who was more than one meter and eight meters was a wall, not to mention that Lao Tzu is now empty, even if he is not empty, it is difficult to escape the doom of being blown by the chrysanthemum.
"Get out! Aren't you a rotten cauliflower? If you want to find someone else, and then dare to take a step forward, Lao Tzu will abolish your dog's day. β
When Cauliflower heard this, she was happy, and her eyes widened and said: "I'm grass, Lao Tzu wants to help you shave your hair, just your body, Lao Tzu won't look for you." β
I let out a long sigh of relief, "Nima, don't laugh so fucking lewd next time you speak?" Say, why shave? β
Cauliflower said, scraped that thing and smeared the fragrant ash and cinnabar mixed with chicken blood, and killed the little **.
Damn, can this bad idea come true?
I don't know, the rooster has a lot of blood and yang, and the incense ash and cinnabar ward off evil spirits should have a good effect together.
"Yes, you really treat Lao Tzu as a guinea pig, you go out first, it's inconvenient for Lao Tzu."
Cauliflower went out with a bowl of chicken blood and fragrant ash, I took the opportunity to use a razor to prepare to shave, but I regretted it as soon as I shaved it, Cauliflower was right, this thing is not good at all, and the egg hurts.
"Cauliflower, get me some scissors." I opened the door and yelled.
Cauliflower threw a bloody kitchen knife and threw it in, "You have to Qi Gen, you can't leave a little scum, you can do it yourself." β
Looking at the bloody kitchen knife in my hand, I was a little broken, this knife was not cut well, I had to enter the Forbidden City.
It took a long time to scrape, and it was almost scraped, but Rao still pulled two bloody wounds, and I grinned in pain.
"Brother Qin, put this on it, and I'll see you show your might at night." Cauliflower brought the bowl in and stared at my brother.
I took the bowl and said angrily: "What the hell are you still doing in a daze, busy with your going." β
Cauliflower smiled, "Brother Qin, your bird is big enough, no wonder those ** are running for you." β
"Get out!"
Dip your hand in that mushy and sticky thing, it stinks, it makes people sick to the stomach, and only the cauliflower can come up with such a way to damage, no way, I can only do this for the sake of my life.
I put on my pants and walked out, and when I saw the bloody dead chicken thrown on the floor, I was immediately on fire, and I was about to throw it when I opened the window.
Cauliflower rushed over and grabbed me, don't, it will come in handy later.
I looked at the mess in the room, my heart was annoyed, and when I looked at my watch, it was almost eleven o'clock, "Cauliflower, you can't do it, brother, my life is all on your hands." β
Cauliflower said, it's up to you whether it's okay or not, there's only so much I can do.
Time passed minute by minute, I sat on the sofa with Cauliflower cigarette after cigarette, Cauliflower's grandson's face was red and extremely excited, catching ghosts is his lifelong dream, just like a pervert meets a beauty, and an addict meets a white face.
On the contrary, my whole body was cold, and my heart was in my throat, this is not a joke, maybe I will explain it here tonight.
Jingle bells! The red rope on the door shook violently, and the brass bell clanged.
I looked, good guy, it seems that cauliflower really learned two brushes.
Cauliflower rubbed her hands and smiled obscenely and said, Brother Qin, the female ghost is here, I'll hide first, the grass dies of this **, you know. β
After speaking, he hugged the bloody dead chicken, held the chicken blood bowl, collected the red line and hid in the wardrobe in the room.
The doorbell rang, and I looked through the cat's eye and the pink came.
I was just about to open the door, when Cauliflower poked her head out and asked, "Brother Qin, I won't affect your state here." β
I said, "Silly, get out!" β
As soon as the cauliflower head retracted, I opened the door and walked in with a pink smile on my face.
This little ** is still the same as before, the clothes are the same, the only thing that makes Lao Tzu angry is that her face is bloody, and I am as white as a ghost.
"Why, don't you welcome me?" Peach reached out and grabbed my important parts, I smiled and grabbed her hand, her hand was warm, although it was still a little cold, but it was by no means the same cold as before.
"How can it be, yesterday was not fun, today I have to regain my strength." I smiled and let her in, and touched her beautiful buttocks, which were soft and a little elastic.
Pink walked in, shrugged her nose, frowned and asked, what smell, so bad?
Then I opened the kitchen door and saw that there were residual chicken feathers and blood stains on the floor, so I quickly rounded up and said, "I wilted yesterday, and I specially bought a chicken today to come back to make up for my body." β
Peach glanced at me, I nodded at her seriously, she didn't say anything, she sat down arrogantly on the sofa with her high heels on Erlang's legs, looking at her round pink buttocks, slender legs, this woman is really charming if she is not a ghost.
"Take it off for me." She slowly stretched out her stockings and legs, tilted her head and brushed her hair, seducing me seductively.
I was used to this kind of ** way with her, in order to finish her smoothly, I squatted down and gently took off her high heels like a queen.
"Why didn't you touch my leg today, didn't you say you like black stockings the most?" She asked me seductively and coquettishly.
I picked up the red wine prepared on the table and handed it to her, looking at her in a daze, "Baby, I miss you today, drink it, let's start, ** a moment is worth a thousand gold." β
RosΓ© nodded, and under my gaze, it was dry in one bite.
"Pink, you, how are you feeling?" I asked her nervously.
This wine is mixed with realgar, realgar has the effect of driving away evil spirits and dispersing wind, and has a certain restraint effect on yin and evil.
Pink frowned, smacked her lips and didn't speak.
Trying to show up, I took a step back and kept a safe distance.
"The wine tastes a little bitter, but it feels fine, dead man, why are you standing so far away, why don't you undress me quickly, finish it early, I have to hurry back," said Peach.
As soon as Pink's words fell, Cauliflower shouted in the closet, "It's over!" β
"What?" Pink has some fox questions.
I really wanted to kick the dead cauliflower pig, so I quickly played the round and said, "It's okay, I'm done, I forgot to buy a set." β
While speaking, I quickly coughed and reminded the cauliflower not to startle the snake.
"What are you doing with that? Let's have fun in time. β
She quickly took off her essence, her tentacles were warm and elastic, and she felt completely different from the previous times.
Taking advantage of pushing her down on the bed, I sniffed her armpits in the same way as Cauliflower, and if she was a ghost, there would definitely be a foul smell of corpses on her body.
What disappointed me is that this time, not to mention the smell of corpses, even the smell of perfume is gone, and it seems that only by smashing Huanglong can I see the truth or falsehood.