As soon as the master heard that we were going to spend money to buy cockroaches, he threw the spoon in his hand into the pot with a "dang long" sound, and then turned around with an angry face and looked at me and the fat man: "What's the matter, you guys have fucking tasted the sweetness, right, last time those eight calves also sneaked to my store, deliberately threw a few cockroaches, and notified the Health and Quarantine Bureau when they were finished, and fined us 5,000 yuan, I know, you people are all released by the Health and Quarantine Bureau to fish, and when the fine is over, you will go to the Health and Quarantine Bureau to receive the bonus, Right, gaha, you can't pit people and you can just do it in my shop, okay, don't you want money and shamelessness, it just so happens that your uncle is angry today, apprentices, copy guys, cut me to death, if something happens, I'll go to prison, fuck. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The fat man and I were obedient and listened to the sound, and as soon as we heard the master's words with the smell of gunpowder, we understood that a few days ago, several nurseries sent by the Health and Quarantine Bureau set up a set up a set and used the shady means of sprinkling cockroaches, causing the store to be fined 5,000 yuan.

The boss of this house is holding his breath in his heart, but coincidentally, the two of us came here by mistake tonight to spend money on cockroaches, and they took it for granted that we were a group of nurseries released by the Health and Quarantine Bureau.

However, although the fat man and I had already realized that something was wrong, it was too late, because the owner of the barbecue shop (that is, the master chef) and his men grabbed kitchen knives, axes, rolling pins, and other household items that they could have at hand, and surrounded me and the fat man with a fierce attitude.

As soon as we saw this situation, the fat man and I secretly complained, if we really talked about fighting, our brothers must not be afraid of these reckless men who only have brute strength, but after all, they are not cultists or evil ghosts and demons, if we miss and hurt them, whether from the legal or moral point of view, we can't justify, the only way is to flee quickly.

The guys obviously saw the intentions of me and the fat man, and two or three young men grabbed the exit of the back kitchen first, and then looked at me and the fat man with a sneer, and their intentions were self-evident: If you want to run, stop dreaming, wait to recruit guys, you guys.

"What's the matter, fuck me, Xiaoqiang didn't buy it, and he had to be fucking beaten by Ulla, who are we going to provoke, my day." The fat man looked at me with a bitter face, really speechless and choked, and he was always aggrieved.

"Well, senior brother, don't be depressed, sometimes good people are misunderstood, this is the life of a fuck, you have to learn to enjoy this little surprise, you know." I smiled wryly and glanced at the fat man, then at the guys who were gearing up, and laughed at myself.

", what time is this, you're still pretending to be deep,." The fat man glared at me and gritted his teeth with hatred.

I didn't argue with the fat man anymore, I turned to the chubby, puffy boss: "Dude, believe it or not, we have no malicious intentions, and I have to make some things clear, first, we are not childcare of the Health and Quarantine Bureau, and we are not so cheap; Second. "We came to your store, purely accidental, we do need a few cockroaches, but not to make money, but to save lives, as for the fight, I am not showing off or bluffing you, talking about fighting, this is your shop, really fighting, first of all, it will scare away customers, it is estimated that many people have not paid the bill, this is a loss, secondly, break the pots and pans, you are a loss, and, if you hurt our brothers, you have to give us medical treatment, this money is also indispensable, do you think it is cost-effective."

The fat boss didn't squeak, and it seemed that what he said to me was still in his heart, but the boss's son and those guys were all young men with strong blood, and they were at the age of doing things recklessly, where did they care about this, seeing that I was talking about it and didn't finish it, I didn't do it, and the boss's son took the lead and shouted: "Don't listen to him, let's talk about it after cutting,." ”

Before the boss's son could finish speaking, all of a sudden, the guys who had already been scratching their hands rushed at me and the fat man.

"Okay, you really don't know if you live or die, right, what's the matter, really when we're afraid of you, look at it......" As soon as I saw that those bear children were really pressing step by step, I had to do something, and my heart was really anxious, and after a loud shout, my mind moved, and the immortal bones of my left and right arms suddenly billowed black smoke, and I was still sparkling.

I suddenly showed this hand, and everyone present was stunned except for the fat man, and they didn't know what kind of kung fu I was playing.

I glanced at the unlucky children with a grim expression, and with a right hand, a ball of evil qi struck a stack of plates and bowls, and with a crisp sound, the stack of plates and bowls shattered into countless shards, and some porcelain pieces also splashed on those guys, so painful that they scattered in all directions.

"Who the hell are you, we have no grudges with you in the past, why do you come to us to find trouble." The boss and the guys were stunned by my strange behavior and the blow just now, and asked me in a trembling voice.

"Don't be afraid, we're not here to harm you, we just want a few cockroaches to use urgently, yes, you give it to us, no, we'll leave immediately, it's not difficult for you, it's clear this time." Seeing that the boss was really frightened, I felt angry and funny, and I didn't want to be embarrassed for these simple people, so I dragged the fat man and turned around to leave.

"Wait a minute." The boss stopped me and the fat man, "I can also see it, you two brothers are not ordinary people, and I believe that you have no ill will towards us, don't hide it from you, we really have cockroaches in the back kitchen, in fact, which restaurant kitchen dares to say that there is no such thing, right, okay, it was a misunderstanding just now, sorry, apprentices, don't be stupid, catch cockroaches." ”

The boss gave an order, and those guys woke up like a dream, and immediately bent over one by one and began to look for cockroaches in the alley of the back kitchen.

At this moment, the boss's son walked up to me and the fat man with an embarrassed expression, and returned the fifty yuan for buying cockroaches to the fat man: "Brother, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, and the money will be returned to you." ”

The fat man grinned: "Don't be cheap, doesn't this still break your bowl, I should compensate you, hehe"

The boss came over and stuffed the money into the fat man's hand: "It's not like this, if you don't think it's okay, then come a few more times in the future, take care of my business, what's the matter, my name is Guo Zhiyi, nicknamed Guo Da Ma Spoon, let's not fight and don't know each other, let's make friends."

The fat man's habits of the rivers and lakes are very strong, and his personality is bold and atmospheric, when he saw that Guo Zhiyi was also an unruly and bright person, he didn't shirk, and patted Guo Zhiyi on the shoulder: "Okay, Brother Guo, your hotel will be our nest in the future, okay, by the way, my name is Wang Yifei, this is my junior brother Yang Xiaokai, get to know me, hehe"

"Ah, why didn't you say it earlier, this matter is troublesome, I already knew that you were Uncle Li's apprentice, oops, your master is a living immortal, when we opened, we still invited Uncle Li to be ordered feng shui, this is nonsense, my family doesn't recognize my family, hehe" I don't know how Guo Zhiyi knew that we were Uncle Li's apprentices, and his attitude was extremely affectionate.

After speaking, Guo Zhiyi's apprentices came over in a disgraced manner, and the six of them were busy with sweating, and only caught three cockroaches.

Guo Zhiyi was a little embarrassed, and trained those apprentices directly: "All of them are wine bags and rice bags, so you can't catch pandas, so why is it so hard to catch an old cockroach, and can you mix it, ah." ”

"Enough is enough, enough is enough, what, brothers, get a matchbox and help me put it on, thank you." When the fat man saw that the guys under Guo Zhiyi were scolded, he hurriedly relieved them.

After loading the cockroaches, the fat man and I saw that it was almost three o'clock in the morning, so we hurriedly said goodbye to Guo Zhiyi Guo Da Ma Spoon, who had been sending us to the door, and ran to the clinic.

Grandma's, it's too late to run, after four o'clock in the morning, the ghost gate of the underworld will be locked and locked, and cockroaches won't be able to get in.

Back to the clinic, the mother and daughter of Ziye still did not wake up, I and the fat man took advantage of their time not to wake up, hurriedly got busy with business, so, the fat man and I turned out the incense burner, sandalwood, burning paper and broom, with a brush dipped in cinnabar on one of the yellow mounted paper to write the name of Li Shu'er, and then took these things out of the door, to a well in the community, although it was still very dark in the early morning of winter, but the manhole cover is still easy to find, because it is directly connected to the geothermal pipe, the manhole cover is very hot, the snow has melted, on the white ground, The black manhole cover is unusually conspicuous.

Finding a manhole cover, the fat man lifted the cover, and a musty wet smell came to his nose, and the fat man and I frowned, endured nausea, swept away the snow in front of the manhole cover, put the incense burner and inserted three incense sticks, and then incinerated the bundle of burning paper, which was the money for the ghosts and wild ghosts, so that they would not be embarrassed by these cockroach messengers all the way.

After sending the paper money and paying the bribe, I took out the yellow laminated paper with Uncle Li's name written on it, poured out three cockroaches from the matchbox, wrapped them in yellow laminated paper, and threw the yellow laminated paper into the burnt paper ash where there were still sparkling ashes.

As soon as the cockroaches came into contact with the paper ashes, which were still hot, they began to burn and make a crackling sound.

Seeing this, I twisted my left and right hands into a sword technique, pressed against my left and right temples, and began to silently mutter in my heart what we wanted to tell Uncle Li, and then opened my eyes, bit the tip of my tongue, and sprayed a mouthful of blood into the ashes.

After a while, I looked at the pile of paper ashes, the yellow paper wrapped in cockroaches had turned black and gray, and the three cockroaches that were originally black were now all red, their eyes were bright, and there were patterns on their backs that resembled Li Shiqi's three words.

I saw the three red cockroaches stand up half-upright in the hot ash heap, and after making a gesture at me and the fat man, they turned into three cold rays and fell into the sewer, and gradually drifted away, without a trace.

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