Chapter 30: The Evil Party (Part II)
The school's auditorium is a separate building.
How to describe it, I don't know if it's because it's an art school, this old building seems to be the most artistic building in the whole snow, because it's very old, complete Russian architectural style, whether it's the floor or ceiling, stairs or windows, all made of wood, it is said that it is the old Maozi left behind, after the liberation, it was also planned as a protected building by the local political axe, it seems that some pheasant photography crews have come here to shoot a TV series or something, a three-story building, It is the symbol of our school, and there is a sign at the entrance: No smoking.
As soon as you walk into this old building, your feet are on the wooden floor, making a creaking sound, and the lights in the corridor are dim, how to describe it, it is like the kind of lighting when a movie ends, making people feel as if they have fallen headlong into the last century.
I have to say that it is indeed very emotional, suitable for couples to cheat, and it is indeed very suitable for all kinds of parties.
The school was not open that day, I slept with Liangzi Zhuzi and them until noon before getting up, and after getting up, I called Su Yidan and agreed on what time to go to the auditorium, and there was nothing to do.
It wasn't until the afternoon that the students with the show began to gather in the auditorium, I went there at almost four o'clock, and the party was scheduled to start at five forty o'clock, and when I went to the hall on the second floor, I found that it was already crowded with people.
Sometimes I think the backstage before the show starts like a monster gathering place, with everyone wearing all kinds of clothes, and the hustle and bustle is a bit like a vegetable market, and it's hard to be calm in this atmosphere, damn it, why do I seem to be nervous again.
Ryoko fiddled with the piano, and Bamboo went to find his fat partner to talk to him, leaving me with the pestle there, looking at the crowd in front of me, I didn't know what to do, it seemed that I was the only one in the entire backstage who couldn't find my own place.
Fortunately, Su Yidan came at about five o'clock, although Su Yidan didn't seem to be interested in this party, but she still painted makeup that night, I remember that night, she was wearing a tunic trench coat, which set off her tall figure, leggings with round toe small leather boots, soft collar, it looked very cute, I looked at her walking towards me, I didn't know what to say for a while, I could only smirk, and then said to her: "Hehe...... I just came. ”
During this time, we rehearsed together, and we were very familiar with each other, in fact, to a certain extent, this is also a kind of gathering people in groups, after all, each other knows each other's 'details', and can reach a consensus on a certain topic, so she also smiled at me for the first time, and quickly chatted with me, thanks to her, my nervous heart calmed down a little.
Winter in the Northeast is very short, and at four or five o'clock, it is already dark.
Under the night, the lights on the campus are lit up in twos and threes, and the lights in the auditorium are not much brighter than those in the corridor, although it is said that the party will start at 5:40, but it is not surprisingly late, until about 6:10, the two men and two women with heavy makeup jumped out, the opening remarks are the same as usual, there is nothing new, you say a sentence I will say one after another, and the bridge brush style cross talk teasing has a song of the same song.
In fact, the first sentence is nothing more than 'respected teachers, students, and so on, how do you do it', which gives me the feeling that this kind of words is the same as the opening sentence in Jin Yong's novel, what 'what's down there', and then the other party will also say 'look up for a long time' according to the convention.
But there seemed to be a joke that day, among the four hosts, there was a freshman buddy who seemed to be hosting such a big party for the first time, so that he was a little nervous at the beginning, and it was originally one person and one sentence, but after the female voice next to him said "Dear teachers", his brain suddenly went blank, and he directly answered the sentence "Principals".
At that time, the audience laughed, and many people still coaxed, where are so many principals, fortunately Principal Zhu didn't come, otherwise where would you let his old face go?
Fortunately, the chaos under the stage was too chaotic, so the guy still blushed and said a few words with a thick neck, and then as the curtain opened, more than 20 bel canto practitioners went there to stop, and the performance officially began.
This performance, in fact, is quite interesting, I saw it in the background, what it looks like, and even more so there are quarrels in the background, almost moved, but as soon as the host reported the scene, Ya still squeezed out a smile on his face and drilled out, it seems that this guy is similar to me, and he was forced by credits.
In fact, this show is also very funny, but after all, it was prepared by my own school, and in that atmosphere, it was easy to be amused, Su Yidan took out a bag of peanuts, and the two of us laughed while eating in the corner, and then commented on the performances on stage, saying that this is like that, that is like that, anyway, I am very happy.
Liangzi's piano playing is really good, but he doesn't like it, because he was forced to learn by his parents since he was a child, but after a fierce play, he still won a lot of applause, and what kind of sketch of bamboo, almost made me laugh out of tears, to say that his sketch "Selling Guitar" can really be said to be extremely vulgar, fully reflecting the character of bamboo and the understanding of life, no, maybe this description is not very appropriate, this sketch is simply his epitome.
Although it is still according to the set of selling abduction, but the abduction is replaced by a guitar, but the lines changed by bamboo are simply amazing, he is indeed talented, and the small hat is like a mountain possession, which makes me laugh, and the fat man is playing on the stage to ask him something, and the fat man said to Zhuzi: "You still know what I do, so tell me what I do?" ”
Bamboo pinched his waist with one hand, and then said loudly to the fat man, "Are you ...... Music students! ”
The fat man said, "Oh, Mom, how do you know that I am from the music department?" ”
Zhuzi's eyes widened, and he said loudly: "The head is big and the neck is thick, either one-handed masturbation or hugging the piano and crying!" ”
I almost choked.
The audience laughed, obviously, only a few teachers and directors did not understand, everyone understood, the atmosphere was bursting in a moment, I almost didn't laugh and went back, but I couldn't help but sigh after laughing, it seems that Bamboo is writing his own situation into it, I am very emotional, fortunately he didn't write the two famous couplets into it, otherwise it is estimated that the show will be taken down before it is performed.
I watched Bamboo finally succeed in fooling the fat man into buying his guitar, and at the end of the day, Bamboo also gave him a self-taught couplet, and the show was very successful, except for a few fake seriousness who felt that the show was vulgar and vulgar, everyone laughed very highly.
But just when I was enjoying watching, I was suddenly patted on the shoulder, I looked back, it was Zhao Liang, Zhao Liang looked very anxious, no wonder, because he was one of the planners of this party, what he did was to run before and after running and breaking his legs, he seemed to be busy with sweat, and when he saw that Su Yidan and I were there, he said to me: "What else are you watching, it's almost time for you two, hurry up and prepare." ”
I looked at him, then got up and said to him, "You're all ready, what else are you going to prepare?" ”
"Ready?" Zhao Liang frowned suddenly, and he said to me, "What are you going to prepare, why don't you go and change your clothes quickly?" ”
"Change of clothes?" I was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Why change it, isn't it good, and I didn't change it during the rehearsal." ”
"What?" Zhao Liang was suddenly anxious, and he shouted to me: "Big brother, is that a rehearsal good, of course the official one has to be changed, which one of you see around has not changed?" You won't be unprepared, right, what about your drums? ”
Don't call me big brother, I looked at Zhao Liang, whose muscles were tense, and then said, "Do you still use drums?" ”
Zhao Liang seemed to be about to collapse, but now that the backstage is messy, he can't lose his temper with me, he just gritted his teeth and said to me: "Oh, you're worried about me, why are you so unhearted, why do you watch you sing two people?" Isn't it just to see you beat the drums? When you said that when you rehearsed, I thought you were okay with that, but what can I do now? ”
yes, but what can I do? I saw that Zhao Liang was in a hurry, and my heart was suddenly bottomless, only Su Yidan was on the side as if he was fine, Zhao Liang sighed when he saw my virtue, and then said to me: "Forget it, I'll clean you up when I'm done, you hurry back now and get me the drum to hear it?" And you! ”
After Zhao Liang glared at Su Yidan, he turned his head to a girl in charge of the props and said, "Prepare two costumes, and also, you tell the newspaper that the dancing god will be delayed for the time being." ”
The girl nodded and complied, and Zhao Liang turned around and shouted to me, who was still in a daze: "What are you still doing, hurry up!" ”
"Oh!" I nodded hurriedly, and then ran out of the auditorium, as soon as I got out of the old building, I was frozen by the cold wind, it was so cold outside, I tightened my clothes, and then looked up at the sky, there was no moon, and now the campus is very quiet, it is estimated that except for those who skip school, they are all watching the show.
I ran back to the dormitory, took out the donkey skin drum from under the bed, and after taking it in my hand and looking at it for a while, I vaguely felt that something was wrong in my heart, thinking about Su Yidan's reaction when I hit the drum before, my heart was uneasy, what if something happened again when I beat the drum later?
Otherwise, I'd better not take this thing, I thought to myself, but as soon as I thought of this, I shook my head, no, in this case, Zhao Liang will definitely use his developed biceps to kill me, it will definitely be.
I picked up this donkey skin drum with a sad face, and after thinking about it, I finally sighed, let's take it and knock it, maybe it was just a coincidence that day, yes, it must be like this, where can it be so evil!
After making up my mind, I closed the door and hurried back, and on the way back, I ran and prayed in my heart, hoping that no strange things would happen, that no more evil things would happen.
When I went back, Su Yidan was already a different look, she was wearing a big black cotton jacket, with a cloak on her hair, like the previous landlord's mother-in-law, listening to Su Yidan say that Zhao Liang is now angry, and not letting her put on makeup has given her a lot of face.
But obviously, Zhao Liang will not give me this face.
After seeing me back, he dragged me into a screen, and threw me a two-piece suit without saying a word, I looked at these two clothes, wanting to cry without tears, this black cotton jacket with red pants made me can't help but think of the non-mainstream in the school.
That's right, whether it's the workmanship or the fabric, it looks the same, it's so fat that I can't find where the crotch is, this is a standard harlequin costume, I looked at Zhao Liang, hoping to get his mercy and not let me wear this thing, but it didn't work, because Ya didn't look at me at all.
I had no choice but to put it on, and after putting on these two clothes, he buttoned me a certain melon skin hat, and then asked the girl in charge of makeup to pick up a big brush and greet me on my face.
Looking at me in the mirror with a white face like an ass, my eyebrows were turned into a figure-eight shape, and there were actually two blush I leaned on, I couldn't believe that the thief in the mirror was me, but helplessly, when I looked back and found that Zhao Liang was showing me his biceps like a sandbag, I could only force a smile on him, and as soon as I smiled, the powder on my face fell off my front placket.
It really looks like a dead man, although it is unlucky to say so.
(One shift is finished, and another one is next.) )
;