72 The man who was castrated by the contract is truly unprecedented
Zhuang Yanmei fluttered, feeling that Jiaoyin was really a fairy, and Yi Boyun patted his chest and agreed: "Leave it to me!" I still live with the little secretary, and she doesn't dare to touch you. If you're ready to come,"
"You're going to order her to be honest?" VV's beautiful eyes lit up and she was excited.
"I'll just let her deliver something." Zhuang Yan said boldly and loudly, and he was stunned to say a weak sentence back to his heart, which requires a very thick skin, "You just need to send me a text message in advance!" ”
VV stared at him blankly and didn't have time to squeak, and suddenly the email came, she hurriedly lowered her head and swiped her mobile phone, clicked a few times elegantly, and suddenly said "Ah", and asked coldly: "Su Xiaomei asked me to go to dinner?" How does she know my email address? ”
Zhuang Yan suddenly became interested in pizza, and ate it intently, affectionately, as if he was newly married to pizza, and he had to stare into each other's eyes when eating it. Didn't hear anything about VV.
VV dragged him and showed him a stack of black emails in the inbox: "There are seven emails piled up without duplicates!" How does she know my email address? ”
Zhuang Yan looked at it for a moment, and replied casually: "This should be from... (Ahh You know there. A few important words were realistically fooled by him.
VV frowned and leaned closer, asking suspiciously, "To be clear, where did she know?" ”
Zhuang Yan concentrated on eating pizza and said casually: "It must be from... (Ahh That's what you know. A calm face of "This is normal, do you still need to ask this kind of common sense".
VV's coquettish expression disappeared, his face was ruthless, he knocked Zhuang Yan's pizza into the box, stared at his eyes, and regained his stern tenderness: "Zhuang Yan, she, from, where, know?" ”
Zhuang Yan's head moved away like a camera slowly shaking his head, his eyes ran wildly, and he said dryly: "I, how do I know." ”
"Zhuang Yan?"
"Goo." He swallowed in fear, dispelled his stubborn determination, and said with his eyes wandering: "I, I said it." ”
VV pouted and twisted his arm: "Zhuang Yan, you sell me!" ”
Zhuang Yan rubbed his arm vigorously, and when he was desperate, he began to quibble: "Hey, that girl's whole body of clothing adds up to less than one square meter, tearing her collar and jumping on me, I'm also afraid of making a style mistake, okay!" How did I know that after a woman broke a bend, she would suddenly be able to be able to be civil and martial, like water freezing into ice, and her combat power skyrocketed! ”
VV was dissatisfied and muttered softly: "You just can't hold it like that." ”
Zhuang Yan said calmly: "I am a healthy man, since my comic book was ransacked, it has been a long time since I have emptied myself to return to my true self, and now my hormones are bleeding at a speed similar to the blowout fire hydrant, simply put, it is a well-dressed beast, and when I tear off my clothes, I will immediately reveal the face of a beast." I'm too self-aware, so I didn't let Su Xiaomei touch my clothes. ”
VV listened to the snort, Qiu Bo stared, and said quickly: "I forgive you, quick, where there is no camera, I want to watch the beast." The jade legs didn't shake anymore, the bee waist sat up straight, serious and focused, and the excited little face was crimson.
Zhuang Yan's heart was overjoyed, he was more excited than getting a green card after passing the visa, his whole body trembled for a while, but he beat his chest in pain: "I read the contract, what Li Ming said is true, if we mess around, we will really be fired, damn it!" ”
VV's delicate body shook, shook, almost hemoptysis, unbelievable, thought he was joking, looked at him hard, trying to find clues to the prank: "The contract is written? In a frenzy! Why did he stipulate so much! Liar, I want to see it! He slid off the table, reached into Zhuang Yan's trouser pocket, grabbed the client, and began to search for the employment contract.
VV flipped for a while, his red pupils widened, his small mouth couldn't close, he muttered "Oh my God", and suddenly hit Zhuang Yan hard: "You also signed this kind of contract?" A sucker! ”
Zhuang Yan snorted for a while, and admitted shamefully: "When I first got it, I also felt that it was a dog!" But I don't have a choice, I read it a few more times, I accept it when it's familiar, and I look at it a few more times, and when I almost memorize it, I give in..."
VV knew he had given up his rights for his dream, and he wouldn't see himself without signing the contract. I don't know whether to talk about him or coax him, I stared at him with love and hate, lowered my head and slashed, and finally found the terms, frowned and read:
"Party B is not allowed to mate in the base?!"
After reading VV, I only felt that EQ, IQ, and moral discipline had all plummeted, and things that were obviously very romantic suddenly became unsightly, and the anticipation and excitement that had just surged out in a second, like pouring cold water on the stove.
As if happily eating a brownie, someone suddenly jumped out and pointed and shouted, "That's!" "Even if I don't believe it, my appetite is gone, and I don't want to eat delicious cakes for a week.
She was stunned for a moment after reading it, and suddenly smashed the client into the sky with all over the air, and shouted angrily: "What the hell! ”
Zhuang Yan hugged his head and shouted: "That's my mobile phone!" Don't drop my phone! Feed! ”
VV shouted angrily: "Father-in-law has no right to speak! Shut up! Dead eunuchs! Furious, jumping desperately on the wreckage of the phone.
VV's strange power was originally to the point where a shot put was equal to a humanoid self-propelled cannon, and her fall made the parts of the phablet burst all over the house, and the motherboard and screen were like flying knives nailed into the floor, and it was more difficult to pull out than a sword in a stone. Then she jumped up and jumped a few times, her high heels were crooked, but she stumbled with an "oops", and she lost her face and wanted to wrestle, but fortunately, Zhuang Yan quickly held on.
VV frowned and shouted, "Nasty! ”
Zhuang Yan said: "It's too much." ”
The girl beat him and said heartbrokenly: "I've heard of using knives, I've heard of medicine, but I've never heard of being castrated by a contract!" Why don't you apply for the Guinness Book of Records? ”
Zhuang Yan coaxed her embarrassedly: "This is not a glorious thing, so don't show off." ”
VV softened in the crook of his arm and pounded his pectoralis major muscle hard: "You also know that it is not honorable, and you also know that it is not honorable!" Why don't you look at the dots when you sign, you! ”
Zhuang Yan was speechless again, grinning and crying: "How did I know I would meet you, how did I know I would like you so much!" I'm knocking on the door of truth with an ascetic heart, and of course I won't pay attention to that kind of boring clause."
The more VV listened, the more happy he became, the strength of the powder fist decreased, he bit his lip and looked up at him with a smile, and when the sentence "The mouth is so sweet and let you go" was about to come out between his teeth, he saw Zhuang Yan impassionedly continued: "It doesn't matter if it's forbidden or not, I didn't expect it, I brought so many comic books to the base, and I was ready to be self-reliant!" ”
Self-reliant!
Self-reliance!
Zhuang Yan's expression was as strong as the five heroes of Langya Mountain, and he was extremely proud. It was as if the red flag of hunting was rising behind him, and the shining red star was shining brightly behind his head.
VV slapped Zhuang Yan with a slap, poked his index finger on his forehead, and told him carefully: "Collect those stinky and shameless books again, they are the firewood for your burning." Hum! ”
VV looked at his watch, the training session was almost late, closed his eyes and leaned over to peck him, and hurried away. Looking back at him at the door, his cold eyes were like electricity, and his index finger was far away, indicating that his sister was serious, and if he collected comic books, he would be dead.
Zhuang Yan recalled that the collections exposed that day, sisters and brothers, neighbors, public places, tram classrooms, all of which were stealing wives, corrupted ethics and messed up the law, and VV hated it quite well.
He reckoned that VV's strict defense of him was because he was scared by those comic books. She was afraid that he would be exposed to it. She was afraid that he would be imperceptibly cultivated into a gentleman's feelings, and become the same as those comic book characters, basically cutting through the seams, as long as the goal meets the two conditions, the female and the living, she will stand up without hesitation and continue to stand up.
It's scary when you think about it.
He nodded firmly to VV, indicating that you are reasonable, you are all right, I am convinced, I reflect.
VV breathed a sigh of relief, quietly opened the door, looked around, and hurried away.
Then came Su Xiaomei's scream: "Ahhhh Do you think this blouse is suitable for me? Do you like it or not? ”
"It's fantastic. I'm going to be late, goodbye. ”
"Don't run, you have time to drink coffee together, I'll contact you later!"
VV, who walked away, turned his head and said solemnly: "No, I will contact you." Then he hurriedly disappeared outside the door.
Zhuang Yan leaned out half of his body and looked stunned in the corridor.
Su Xiaomei tiptoed to see the goddess go away, turned back nervously, but saw Zhuang Yan staying in the corridor with a ballpoint pen, and said angrily: "Look at what!" ”
Zhuang Yan pulled his cheeks and smiled, and asked dryly, "How's it going?" ”
Su Xiaomei's heart went up and down, pretending to be calm, and wrote lightly: "You heard, she will contact me." He raised his chin and walked back to the secretary's desk.
Zhuang Yan bit the pen in his mouth, pretended to laugh for a while, to show dissatisfaction, and then closed the door and went back to work. Su Xiaomei was already at a loss, and was slapped on the table angrily by his creepy laughter, but unfortunately he couldn't hear it.
Zhuang Yan held the pen in his hand, covering his face that was a little spicy and a little cold, and the skin touched by the cherry lips firmly remembered the softness of the dragonfly at that moment. This memory seemed to ignite the nuclear power furnace in his body, making him eager to conquer cancer, eradicate AIDS, sweep the world's problems, and penetrate the true meaning of the universe.
Take a sip of coffee and get to work.