"Don't ask me who I am, I'm the He Zitian you thought about for a long time."

The last sentence of "Old man ......" made my whole body tremble.

"What's wrong?" Zhang dreamed of coming to me.

When I showed him my phone, he asked me in surprise, "You said that strange man was coming back?!" ”

I didn't know what to say for a while, so I could only nod excitedly.

"Great, I've wanted to meet him for a long time."

"Let's go, let's go drink, I saw just now, there is a tavern under the community that is not closed." I put my hand on Zhang Meng's shoulder and said happily.

Actually, I wanted to follow the number of the text message to call back and try it, but after thinking about it, the old man of He Ye couldn't do anything, I'm afraid he didn't know whose mobile phone he 'borrowed' to use.

Ding dong.

Suddenly, another text message rang to ring.

I pulled out my phone again, and the text message got me excited again, with a long line written on the screen.

"Damn, Xiaolong, where have you been, I came all the way from Guangzhou, you are not at home, believe it or not, I went to the woman's house next door to you and stole the underwear and put it in your room to frame you, come back quickly."

The text message was sent by the county order, he had already arrived at my door, I dragged Zhang Mengmeng, swept away the unhappiness of the worship just now, and rushed back to the community as fast as possible.

Under the community, I saw that the county order was holding a puppy and was already waiting, the county order was still the same, even in winter, it was simple to dress, it was good to say that it was graceful, and if it was not good, it was to be demeanor not temperature, and he was already shivering from the cold.

"Damn, you two are finally back." The county magistrate said to me, "I can't take care of your dog." ”

"Wow!" Nitaka bit the prefectural commander's hand, jumped out of his arms, and ran towards me.

The second eagle hasn't changed, it's still the same, the only change is that the hair has grown, and it seems to be a little fatter, but this doesn't affect its speed.

I just saw it jump off the county order's hand, and two seconds later, it had jumped on my shoulder.

"Nitaka, miss us." I turned my head to look at the little thing and said.

Erying nodded humanely and barked twice.

"This little guy is the second eagle you said." When Zhang Mengmeng saw Erying, his eyes were full of love, and he couldn't wait to take it away from my shoulder.

"Damn, why is there so much nonsense, dreams, I said you're a girl, come to Chengdu once and earn a wife." The county magistrate said with a big grin, "If you don't invite me to a hot pot, are you worthy of me, damn, this kind of good thing was picked up by you, I knew how good it would be for me to come, grandma." ”

"Who do you say?" As soon as the county order finished speaking, a voice came from behind him.

Zhang Mengmeng and I looked over there at the same time, and saw Liu Yaoxi wrapped in a scarf, wearing a mink coat, holding two roasted sweet potatoes, looking at the county order with fierce eyes.

Unexpectedly, Liu Yaoxi also came, I stared at this woman, now she is not as cold as the original Liu Yaoxi, her face is full of eagerness, she looks in her twenties, full of femininity.

But who knows, under such a coat in her twenties, she is actually an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl, no, to be precise, it should be an eighteen or nineteen-year-old little woman.

The county magistrate didn't reply and said, "I mean, I knew that thing was so dangerous, so I came back with me." ”

"Hahaha, you have tracheitis (your wife is strict), you laugh to death." Zhang Mengmeng laughed heartily on the side, and I laughed too.

Zhang Mengmeng and I returned to Chengdu for a series of events, and we had already called to tell the county order, and at that time, the goods exaggerated on the other side of the phone: "My sister, why did you hang up one, Ziao, you, you are simply losing your conscience." Giving birth to a son without an asshole ......"

In order to prevent him from continuing, I hung up the phone at that time, otherwise I don't know how much he was going to say.

Liu Yaoxi saw that we were all laughing, a little inexplicable, and actually laughed too, her smile looked very beautiful, but it was a pity that it was not my dish.

My dish is far away at this time, and I don't know what to cook.

"Yo, so lively?"

As we laughed, another voice came from behind us, and we all looked behind us at the same time.

The man was wearing a black suit and sunglasses, he looked like he was in his twenties, and he was in good shape.

"Brother Shui?!" Seeing this man, I exclaimed, "Why are you here, aren't you supposed to slay demons all over the world?" ”

"Hey, hey." Yishui walked towards us with steps, and said as he walked, "You don't understand the world of my brother. ”

Yishui briefly glanced at the people present, and asked me who Zhang Mengmeng was, I explained it to him, and then the five of us and one dog walked to the only restaurant in the community that was still open.

I hugged the second eagle and looked at the brothers in front of me, full of emotion, I thought that I was the only one to spend the New Year, but I didn't expect it to become so lively.

"I said, this time, I went to Beijing, the Pearl River Delta, and Guangzhou again, and pulled the goblins I had done before out to fight again, that's called a cool, those goblins are really sultry."

During the meal, I drank too much water and began to talk nonsense, and the county magistrate also said dizzily: "Brag about you, my brother has seen a lot of beauties in Jilin University, if you really have that ability, when the time comes, we will go back to fishing together?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Liu Yaoxi's hand next to him had already grabbed his ear.

Zhang Mengmeng made fun of the county order again.

I also understand Zhang Mengmeng, when he was in school, the county magistrate made fun of him, and now he finally got the opportunity to retaliate, even if he is not funny, he can pretend to be very funny.

He held a watermelon head on his head, slapped the table, and pointed to the county order and said, "I didn't expect you to have today, haha." ”

"Damn, brother, this is Yao Xi, who loves my family, you know Mao." The county magistrate said drunkly.

At that meal, everyone including me was drunk, Liu Yaoxi was slightly better than us, and even Erying was so drunk that he walked staggeringly.

The new year has arrived, the past year has been unpleasant, this year I hope the wind and rain will be smooth.

After muttering, I collapsed on the couch and woke up the next day when it was already dawn.

Zhang Mengmeng was studying with his fortune-telling book, and the county order and Liu Yaoxi were sleeping in the next room, and there were screams and bed tremors in the faint room.

Ichisui was also sleeping, he was holding Erying, and saliva was flowing from his mouth.

I was used to Zhang Mengmeng working so hard, so I walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder, and asked, "Mengmeng, you should tell me where the Nether Store is now." ”