The priest of the church is a kind middle-aged man, and to tell the truth, he is there. Strictly speaking, it seems that more than 95% of the priests in the work are not good, and if they become popes, they are 100% not good. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

So, when the priest cried and cleaned up the table, "Levi found that there were still 5 percent of the priests in it."

Except for the five percent of the poor worms, "the other ninety-five percent are the big bad guys."

Time is going to be pushed back to the hours before Levi went to sleep in the car, and the hours after My King blackened. A few minutes after Saber returns to normal. As mentioned, hair is not something that can stand on end casually, after all, there are no bones and joints, and. When Saber raised that silly hair on his head, it seemed like everyone knew it was over.

For example, the poisonous tongue and the poisonous tongue that makes people despair.

It's all over. Adhering to the glorious theory of sleeping when you're full, Saber ran to a bed in the attic next door and fell asleep, as she could see how often she had done this when she had eaten communion here.

Look. Saber's back is far away, although Levi knows that this is the real Saber, if it doesn't do, it won't be a breeding. But...... "I said, Father. Looking at the priest who was crying and cleaning up the mess, Levi said, "Don't tell me Saber, this king used to be like this."

"Yes." The priest wiped the table and said resentfully: "She has been like this since I was a priest. ”

"Oh, I know—I told you all, don't tell me that."

After the deletion, Levi talked to the priest a lot of constructive things, and it was also with blood. Something about youth. For example, when the blood bon had not yet been pulled out of the Holy Five, she once contracted acute gastroenteritis because she was stealing food, and was rushed to this place for treatment. The priest of the present day remembers how wonderful Saber's expression was.

(Black History)

Li Weizhen regrets the most, but he has never crossed over to say cool words.

"I originally wanted to restore King Uther this time," but it seems that he has failed. Levi lit a cigarette from the New World, much to the surprise of the fifth-century priest: "By the way, I would like to ask, what was the temper of King Yuser during his lifetime?" ”

"Resurrection? Don't be superstitious. The priest looked anti-vulgar, completely ignoring the three saints who were sanctified in the flesh in history, and laughed and said: "How can there be such a thing as resale in this world?" ”

Have you read all the Bible? Jesus will punish you.

“。。。 It's okay to go to the street for meetings, and see if you don't know that it is your job to be cheated and cheated. Levi shouted and asked, "Say, what is the matter with King Yusher?" ”

"His Majesty the First King is a rare benevolent monarch." The priest sighed for a while, and said, "Although my king also rules the whole country with majesty, but His Majesty the embarrassed former king has a gentle way of the country that my king does not have. How so............ It's hard to imagine that my king's family seems to be so outstanding and handsome, and it seems that they will not grow old until they die.

Will you not grow old until you die?

It doesn't always feel right.

"King Uther..."

"King Uther, I have seen him when I was very young." As soon as the middle-aged priest mentioned King Uther, his face began to become abnormal, flushed, "shiny and unusually anxious, containing n years:" When I was born, King Uther was sixteen years old, when I was ten years old, King Uther was sixteen, and when I was thirty years old, King Uther was sixteen...

"You wait." Levi was shocked: "You don't know how to count?" ”

"Of course I would—but I'd rather not." The priest sighed and shook his head, "Uther? Mole Dagang ............ This great king - do you know why no one disputes the myth that my king is immortal? Because at the time of King Uther, everyone had already verified the myth of immortality. It's a pity that in the end, the king died. This woo woo. It was not said that he was returning to the arms of God, but that he was dead, and the middle-aged priest cried sullenly.

"Okay, okay, the king is dead," the old doesn't go, the new doesn't come. Li Wei comforted the other party and said, "Look at my king. "You know what? The milky little devil has not experienced the notice of King Uther, you don't know what mercy is and you haven't experienced the notice of my king, you don't know what it means to be safe. The priest was heartbreaking, and Levi didn't even know how his head grew: "King Uther, why are you King Uther?" ”

This sentence is quite similar to "Romeo, why are you Romeo".

"Father, what is your last name?"

“？ One by one William. ”

"Oh, try to have children, you will have a very capable offspring." Although gay.

"All in all, King Uther is not for you to know ... This woo woo . . . . ”

“。。。 Father, you need therapy. Levi patted the priest on the shoulder, deciding not to ask any more questions about King Uther.

All in all, according to the other party, King Uther is a man who looks like Saber and is more gentle than his daughter Saber. Be kind, and be considerate from time to time. There must be a first view, and ... He is a pretty, handsome, and feminine man who is more beautiful than her daughter.

Vija, the priest has a mental problem.

Levi was not interested in the Artoria family, but simply in Artoria herself.

It's just that these interests are too divergent...... For example, the red Nero is now on good terms with him, and Dr. Jason says that she is the one with the best chance of a successful treatment.

However, contrary to Xingcai's hiding from Levi and not wanting him to summon him, perhaps because of the difference in Eastern and Western values, this time it was Saber himself who asked Levi to let her father, her sister, her daughter's wife, and her so-called "illegitimate child" accept the summons and change their hated fate.

The next day, the drizzle continued to fall, and neither Levi nor Saber were wearing raincoats at the moment. Stand in front of the tomb of the dignified King of England for a long time.

"Okay? saber？ Levi looked at Saber and said, "I've got your father's relic—I'm ready to summon now." ”

Yesterday I was deceived into bringing a relic from the priest.

A relic called the "Shield of the Mole Dagang", a large shield.

"Oh...... How does it feel? Levi turned his head and asked, "If it's okay, I'm going to ...... ”

"Master" you summon. Saber nodded and said, "It just so happens that I want to see him too." ”

"Saber, are you sure you don't have ...... right now This, what is the abnormal state of this house? "Why does Levi feel that Saber's tone is still the same as blackening?

"Hmm...... No. Saber replied, "I'm sure I'm normal—"

Oh, that's the father-daughter relationship.

According to the routine given in the notebook to summon men, the first thing to reserve is 60 points of experience - Levi, who has rested for two days, is just enough. Then it's time to exchange it for the main god to change a male to a female if you want it or not, and the process costs exactly 60 XP.

“……”

Suddenly, Levi's face became extremely strange.

“master？。。。 master？ The master "called Levi three times in a row" and shook Levi violently at the end, which made Levi's face look a little better.

"Huh? Ah......, Saber. At this moment, Levi, who was standing in the drizzling rain, had a face that was not just weird, but how wonderful it was.

"What? Did the summoning fail? Saber nervously grabbed Levi's arm and asked.

"Ah...... "On the contrary, the summoning went well. Levi said in a low voice: "Smooth abnormal......

“？ What the hell is going on? Master" Saber asked anxiously, "What's wrong?" ”

"There's good news, there's bad news, you're going to hear that?" Levi asked, holding up two fingers.

“…… The good news? ”

"We can have that sixty XP left."

"Oh............ Good news, I'm worried that the master won't be able to do anything without mana. Saber breathed a sigh of relief, but then his spirit tensed: "So, what about the bad news?" ”

“…… Saber, you have to be calm when you hear this news, after all, there are a lot of such things in this world, you see, you and your sister are not...... Ahem, you guessed that. ”

"I'm confused right now."

The...... This almost forgets that the other party's intelligence value is mouth.

"Okay, I'll explain." The drizzle suddenly became heavier, and with a click of lightning Levi said the words, and the thunder that followed was accompanied by Saber's look of surprise - how strange and strange this scene was.

"It's impossible...... Saber shook his head in disbelief.

"There is nothing impossible, one by one, I can only say that your family tradition is really good." Li Wei smiled, to be honest, he didn't expect this kind of thing.

In fact...... Isn't there more comedy, even farce, than tragedy?

Of course, it is a farce for history, but it is undoubtedly a tragedy for me.

"Same as Mordred." Levi raised two fierce fingers and said, "You don't have a father either, but ...... There are two mothers, and Yuser is one of them. Well, the name is quite feminine. Well, I don't even need to be a mother this time. ”

Tut...... This family is really capable.

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