My name is Tian Fuji, and this name was given by my father.

Because my parents are not very educated, they gave me the name "Fuji", which sounds like a good one, just hoping that I can be a man who stands up to the sky and keeps his promises in the future, and truly "says one thing and does not say two".

But when I got to society, I realized that it was too difficult to do this.

Under the temptation of practical interests, it is difficult for people to stick to their original intentions, not to mention, and nosy people like me, if they can't insist, they will often suffer retribution and be involved in many unwarranted disasters and right and wrong.

Coincidentally, in the past few years, all the rights and wrongs that I have been involved in are all because of one word~~ eating.

Can eating also bring disaster? Absolutely.

When I was a cook, my old squad leader once taught me: Don't underestimate the word "eat". It can go to life or death.

Throughout the ages, how many dynasties have perished because they can't eat enough, and how many people have ruined their families and clans because of their appetite. How many conspiracies and tricks are constantly "spinning and shaking" around this one word?!

It can even be said that the only difference between this world and hell is the word "eat".

If you have food, the world is peaceful and prosperous. If there is no food, it will starve for thousands of miles, and hell will be slaughtered.

In the end, it's still the same sentence...... Eating can lead to life, but it can also lead to death!

At first, I didn't understand what the old squad leader told me, or I understood a little, but I didn't understand it at all.

Surely who would be worried about food in modern times?

However, since coming into contact with a beautiful woman named Hyun Momiji. But suddenly I understood some of the cold meaning in the word "eat".

Because of "eating", Hyun Hongye has a strange disease of overeating, and she will do whatever it takes to eat the living creatures in front of her, even people.

Also because of "eating", I opened a restaurant and accidentally crossed paths with Hyun Hongye, and promised to help her treat this sensational "hypothesis", but the final result was ...... But I had to face the "Yin Shop Poison Gu" that had harmed tens of millions of people in the chef circle, and everyone talked about it.

The result of this hard-fought confrontation is a lose-lose situation, although my comrade-in-arms Wang Roar and I ruined the Yin Shop, but because of this, we were planted with an unheard of "White Food Gu" by Xiao Jiu'er, the "master" in the Yin Shop, and since then we have fallen into a stubborn "eating disease" that is as difficult to cure as Xian Hongye.

If I continue like this, I will also become a slave of **, a machine controlled by appetite......

But fortunately, I have a good squad leader, and because of my old squad leader, I got the prescription to suppress the white food Gu, and I clearly got a life-saving message...... As long as we arrive in Lunan and find the squad leader I have been absent from for three years, he will definitely be able to completely remove the "Gu poison" from us.

Although I don't know why I have to go to the Lunan Mountains, and why the old squad leader didn't tell me about the joints on the phone, this must be my only hope.

It was also because of this hope that I embarked on a "journey" to the Lunan Mountains with my comrades-in-arms Wang Yao, Xian Hongye and the "anti-water" dwarf Ah Si.

At first, we were in a broken van that Wang Roar hauled in to pull goods.

To be honest, I really don't dare to compliment the quality of the car, I haven't paid attention to it before, but now I found out that the broken car of this goods is on the highway, except for the horn does not sound, it is all ringing there, except for the air conditioner there is no wind, there is air leakage there!

I was very depressed when I sat in this car, and it also ruined my good mood for a long trip. I always complain about this car, I'm afraid it's the legendary "ground match" that is lower than the low configuration!

Along the way, I really can't figure out how he got on the road after guarding this broken bread every day for three years? Isn't he afraid to get away with it if he's so "playing with his life"?

But what I didn't expect was that just when I was upset and worried about Wang Roar's broken car, Wang Roar really gave me the car to "play off"!

When we had just reached the boundary of Shandong, Wang Yao's van suddenly had a "condition".

Without warning, Wang Yao, who was driving, suddenly widened his eyes, took the brake fiercely, and shouted: "Not good!" ”

Then, the car suddenly turned and braked sharply on the highway, and after a sharp brake sound, our car came to a sudden stop.

Because I was completely unprepared, I reacted extremely violently, almost vomited without saying anything, and fell into the heart of the beautiful Hyun Momiji.

Those two lumps of soft meat, that familiar texture...... I didn't know what to say.

Anyway...... There was a messy shaking and screaming in the carriage.

After the car calmed down, I looked up with difficulty, but saw Wang Roar holding the steering wheel tightly, looking at the rearview mirror with a "frightened" expression.

At that time, when I looked at his eyes in the rearview mirror, my heart was a big fire!

Who can be blamed for this? It's just that Wang Roar This bastard is too good at driving, you just brake suddenly, and sway from side to side to turn sharply, do you really think your broken car can play drifting? It's a shame that Lao Tzu and Red Leaves sit in the back row, otherwise they have to be thrown out.

Immediately, I wanted to open my mouth and scold the king for yelling.

But before I could speak, a pair of small hands suddenly "lowered" from my head, firmly sealing my face and mouth.

Just block it, but I can't figure out why he is still desperately grabbing Lao Tzu's hair.

The inexplicable pain and suffocation immediately startled me! How can there be a person in this head?

But in the next moment, I immediately reacted, and the one who "took refuge" in my head was the dwarf Ah Si who looked like a little ghost.

I really wanted to bite him, but I was grabbed by the hair, nose and mouth, and I couldn't show it.

When he stopped grabbing my hair, I immediately squeezed a few words out of my mouth and said, "Give Lao Tzu down!" Is it a monkey? ”

Ah Si was obviously frightened by Wang Ye's sudden braking, his face was gray, and it took a long time to say to me: "I don't want to either, but if it weren't for your hair, I would have thrown it out at that time." ”

"Get down!" I still commanded.

The dwarf Ah Si was also interested, and after smiling at me, he climbed down my neck.

They dared to step on my shoulders, it really disgusted me.

During the whole process, I didn't want to look at him more, so in desperation, I twisted my face to the red leaves beside me. Remembering the "recklessness" just now, he smiled apologetically at the Momiji sitting next to him.

Momiji blushed and nodded.

Maybe it was to avoid embarrassment, she quickly avoided my gaze, turned her head and yelled at the king and said, "Brother Roar, why are you so anxious to brake?" Is there a situation ahead? ”

Wang roared with sweat, and didn't seem to have recovered from the panic just now.

After asking for a long time, Wang Roar replied to her, "When I was driving just now, I hit a child......

"Kids?" I was stunned, looking incredulous.

Can you believe it? I had been staring out of the car window just now, but don't say anything about children, I haven't even seen a dog on the highway to Shandong.

Ya's sudden appearance of a child, it's too scary, isn't it?

"It's a child!" Wang Roar's eyes were firmly fixed on the rearview mirror, and he said with palpitations: "At first, I thought there was a ball of plastic bags in front of the car, but when I drove closer...... He suddenly stood up! Five or six years old, dressed in black, with a white face and white ......"

When Wang Roar said this, he suddenly turned his head, stretched out his hand and pointed out the rear window, and shouted at us: "Look! Isn't that what it is? ”

We were so excited by the king's roar that we all looked back suddenly.

Immediately afterward, I suddenly felt an upbeat in my heart!

Behind our car, there were two twisted and parallel brake marks, about thirty meters long, and at the end of the tracks...... There was a black mass, squirming slowly in the wind.

The black shadow is indistinguishable, and it can be judged by the size of the appearance...... Seems like a five or six-year-old kid?

Looking at the black thing, all of us were silent, except for Xiao Ah Si.

Because of the height, Ah Si couldn't see anything, but even so, he was still stretching his neck, showing his black teeth, and kept asking me what I saw?

In a panic, Wang Roar repeated over and over again: "I hit someone!" Hit someone! How can there be a child? How can anyone ...... on the highway"

I was silent, Momiji looked stunned, but Ah Si seemed to be nothing.

I looked at Ah Si's short body, and suddenly felt that being low was also beneficial, at least out of sight and out of mind......

After another moment, everyone's emotions eased a little, so I comforted Wang Ye, who was still nervous: "Old Wang, don't worry, just in case...... Are you dazzled? ”

"That's it!" Ah Si also echoed me in a scream: "Brother Wang, don't worry, the traffic law has already said that you are not responsible for hitting pedestrians on the highway!" Don't be afraid! What should we do with it, the law will protect our ......"

"Shut up!" Wang Roar and I commanded him at the same time.

After Ah Si shut up, I turned to look at the black and gray shadow, and said to Wang Ye: "Lao Wang, what Ah Si said is also reasonable, there is nothing wrong with us, you go on the emergency road first, let's go out and take a look, and hang up the warning sign by the way." ”

Wang He nodded, started the car again, and reluctantly parked the car into the emergency lane.

Then, I took out the emergency "triangle" and prepared to go out.

But at this time, Momiji grabbed my hand.

She said to me, "Shall I go with you?" I studied first aid, and if I was a child, I could handle it.

"Huh?" The words of the autumn leaves made me open my eyes.

I can't let her go! Even if I can do it, Wang Roar, this ghost can't be blinded!

So, I wisely rejected Momiji's kindness, I told her that it was dangerous on the highway, don't have so many people going, just go alone, and if there is any accident, it's not too late to call her.

As I spoke, I was ready to get out of the car. But at this time, Wang Yao stopped me.

"I'll go! I'm going to hang up the triangles. Wang He stared at the black mass in the rearview mirror, and said with palpitations: "I'll see what it is with my own eyes, otherwise I won't worry." ”

Listening to Wang Yao's words, I didn't say anything, nodded slightly, and handed him the sign in my hand.

Ah Si interjected: "Have a good trip." ”

"Get out! You traitor, there's no place for you to talk here! Wang Roar and I complained at the same time.

After that, Wang Roar got out of the car and cautiously walked towards the pile of things.

I watched his scared look in the car window and was worried.

It must be that if we really bump into a child, no matter who is responsible, we will not feel good.

In the silence, Wang Yan only glanced at the thing, hurriedly put down the sign, and then ran back on tiptoe.

"Oh my god! Scared the hell out of me! Wang Roar returned to the car and said the same thing as the first sentence.

When I heard Wang Ye say this, I was a little confused, so I asked him tentatively, "You won't really hit a child, will you?" ”

Wang Roar shook his head and told me, "It's the first time I've encountered such a thing." I was actually on the highway...... Knocked over a brazier. ”

"What?!" Xiao Ah Si and I were stunned at the same time and said, "Someone set fire on the highway? ”

Wang He nodded and continued: "In the brazier, it seems to be a dark coin!" ”