The fat man smiled incomprehensibly and said: "That's not necessarily, it's okay not to move, but you have to invite this Huang Daxian to come to your home as a family fairy, get two chickens every day to worship, and it is very likely that you will make a fortune!" ”

The fat man didn't know what to do when he said this, so he grabbed his hair and asked, "Then if I ask it to be a baojiaxian, will my chickens be lost?" ”

"Then I can't guarantee it, since this thing has become a climate, I can't deal with him for no reason, especially if someone just stole some chickens, and didn't do anything harmful, in my opinion, you still moved, can't you hide if you can't afford it?"

The fat man's words were reasonable, although Jin Fu was unwilling, but he could only do this, and he gave us a big red envelope thanks to him.

After these two incidents, I didn't expect our reputation to spread all of a sudden, and many people knew that I was back, and I brought a knowledgeable master.

For a while, we were in a crowded city, and many people came to beg us to show us, or the house was not peaceful, or the official fortune was not prosperous, in short, we almost met one such person every few days.

Originally, I asked the fat man to come for recreation, but I didn't expect to be entangled in such a thing, but the fat man is happy to do it, because no matter how big or small the thing is, the red envelope is indispensable.

However, most of these things are trivial, and some of them are fat people who simply ask each other about the situation, and people don't need to go to the matter to solve it.

Maybe it's because I know that the fat man can't live here for a long time, so I want the fat man to see if there's anything to do, and if there's something to solve, let him comfort him if it's okay, and it's good to ask him to take precautions.

During this period, I generally don't mix, and the obese will call me when I encounter some fat people who are difficult to solve, and the two of us will go to solve it together.

It's been a long time. I found that this is also a way to make money, much stronger than when I was tired to death on the construction site before, but the fat man doesn't look at the money very fast, but I don't see him saving to live, eating and drinking every day, spending money like running water.

I asked the fat man why he didn't save some money, and if he met the right one in the future, he could use the money to get married and have children and start a family.

The fat man smiled bitterly and said, "Do you think I don't want to?" But how many people in our business can get married? Once you enter the polling bureau, you will be a member of the polling bureau for the rest of your life, except for the women inside. Members of the polling bureau are not allowed to marry outsiders. ”

I didn't know there was such a rule, and they didn't tell me! However, I am only 20 years old, and getting married and having children is still a distant thing for me.

But I'm not in a hurry, but my parents are in a hurry, babbling in my ears all day long, saying that everyone about the same size as me is already married and has a baby, and I should find a partner, which makes me very annoyed.

Because of this, when the fat man has something, even if he doesn't need me, I'll go over to help. In order to clean the roots of the ears.

On this day, I had just gotten up and was brushing my teeth when my proud door was suddenly slapped with a mountain bang. I almost knocked the door apart.

With a toothbrush in my mouth, I hurriedly said yes and went to open the door, only to see a man in his thirties standing outside the door sweating profusely, seeing me, he didn't care about being polite. Lianzhu asked the fat man if he had gotten up, saying that there was an accident at home, and his daughter-in-law had hit an evil spirit. Let Fat Daxian show it.

Burst!

I almost squirted out of the toothbrush, this name is taken, it's really a personality, fat fairy, it is estimated that the fat man can die of depression when he listens to it, this kid usually has two taboos, one is his bald head, and the other is his figure.

I usually grit my teeth and swear to lose weight, but when it's time to eat, no one can eat it, and this product alone can catch up with the amount of food we have as a family.

"Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? Eat less, right? Other female celebrities eat two apples a day in order to lose weight, and you have five catties of rice for one meal, so it's strange that you can lose it. ”

At this time, I teased him, but the fat man said every time: "How can you have the strength to lose weight if you don't eat enough?" ”

"Fat Daxian, someone invited you, your business is here again."

I quickly brushed my teeth and yelled at the room while washing my face, this thing is notoriously lazy, as long as it's okay, this guy can't afford to die.

After a long time, after I finished washing, he pulled his shoes and rubbed his eyes and walked out, listening to people talk about the situation while washing.

It turned out that this man's mother-in-law came back from her mother's house yesterday, and she was in urgent need of urine on the way, so she went to a no-man's place on the side of the road to relieve herself.

When I came back, I yelled sleepy, and I didn't even fall asleep without lingering after a small farewell.

Early this morning, the daughter-in-law shouted that she was hungry, and this man felt sorry for his daughter-in-law, so he naturally got up quickly to cook for his daughter-in-law and beat a few poached eggs.

After eating, the daughter-in-law still shouted that she was hungry, and the man looked for the daughter-in-law that she might be really hungry, and she was not full, so she asked her what she wanted to eat and make it herself.

Who knew that the daughter-in-law was startled by what she said, and the daughter-in-law actually said that she wanted to eat meat and eat human flesh. Is this worth it?

The man immediately realized that his daughter-in-law might have been possessed by something, and it was useless to send this kind of thing to the hospital, no matter how skilled the doctor was, he could not cure such a disease, so he could only be locked up as a mental illness.

At this time, his neighbors came and someone got up, heard the movement on his side, and came over one after another, and when he saw the situation, someone who knew the name of the fat man recommended to him that there was a fat fairy here, don't look at the young people, the ability is great, let him come and see maybe he can be optimistic.

So, the man asked the neighbor to take care of his daughter-in-law, and he came over in a hurry.

After he finished speaking, the fat man finished washing, looked at the man and said: "Your daughter-in-law is very likely to be occupied by a hungry ghost, you are so lucky, last night I slept with a hungry ghost in a bed and was not eaten, let's go, let's go and see." ”

The fat man's words directly frightened this middle-aged man in his thirties to the point that his face turned green, and I couldn't help but shiver, this is too fucking exciting, and a starving ghost is in a bed, this is a brush with death.

When I came to the man's house, there were already many people in their family, and I took a look, and the man's daughter-in-law looked good. Thin skin and tender meat, very watery, at this time being pressed by several middle-aged women like thieves, their mouths kept shouting that they were hungry and wanted to eat. Even the dirt on the ground is stuffed into the mouth.

As soon as we came, everyone immediately gave us a place, and the name of Fat Daxian was still quite useful. One by one, they looked at us expectantly.

This kind of battle fat man is often encountered, but there is nothing uncomfortable, he came straight to the daughter-in-law and said something that made my jaw drop.

"Little lady. Looks good! How about having fun with the fat man? ”

If it weren't for the fact that the man's daughter-in-law had been occupied by something dirty, it is estimated that the fat man and the two of us would have been beaten into pigs' heads before they could get out of this yard.

Rao is like this, and those aunts and aunts also stared at salted duck eggs, as if they didn't know this fat fairy.

I have to say that these girls are super thick-skinned, and the girls in the countryside are like this, thirty or forty years old is the age of a wolf and a tiger, and they have long been clear about the little between men and women, and they don't know what shame is. They all looked between the fat man's legs.

"I want to eat meat, if I eat human flesh, if I don't eat it, I'll die......"

At this time, the man's daughter-in-law was still sprinkling. In broad daylight, I saw that her eyes turned blood-red, and that frightened me.

"Humph! You dare to mention cannibalism in front of me, and see how I clean you up. ”

The fat man teased. Seeing that it didn't work, his face sank, and he reached out and pinched the daughter-in-law's jaw. Removing her jaw with all his might, he was extremely sophisticated, and it was obvious that he had done this before.

Immediately after, the fat man called me over, I thought he asked me to help hold down my daughter-in-law, so I went upside down, just stretched out my hand and was grabbed by the fat man, in full view, this thing bit on my finger, and immediately bit my finger, blood gushed out at once.

I screamed in pain, damn it, ten fingers are connected to my heart! This product is so unreliable, I am injured every time, and now I can't count the number of wounds on my hands.

The fat man didn't allow me to withdraw my hand, and directly pointed my finger on the woman's seal, a little red.

The woman seemed to be scalded by a soldering iron, screamed, and fainted, the fat man looked solemn, put the woman flat on the ground, took a deep breath, and said to everyone: "I want to give her a breath of pure yang qi and force out the things in his body, do you have any opinions?" ”

Hearing him say this, everyone looks at each other, what can they say? What do you dare to say? This is saving people, not taking advantage, even the middle-aged man didn't dare to say anything, just turned his head away and didn't look.

The fat man took a deep breath again, pinched the nose of the beautiful daughter-in-law, and his lips were printed fiercely, and he didn't get up for a long time.

I muttered to myself, this product can't be deliberately taking advantage, right? What pure yang qi can he have? Even warding off evil spirits is done with my blood.

But I'm not as thick-skinned as a fat man, so naturally I don't have anything to do with taking advantage.

Just when everyone was surprised, the fat man snorted, his body ejected like a prawn, and slapped my compass on the daughter-in-law's heavenly spirit cover, and suddenly a black gas erupted from the daughter-in-law's seven orifices, and the scene was extremely weird.

"Disperse, everyone, don't be contaminated by the black gas." The fat man roared and retreated faster than anyone else.

In fact, there is no need for him to order, the black gas is so weird, no one is a fool, everyone can see that the black gas is definitely not a good thing, and they have already retreated.

After a while, the black gas gradually dissipated in the air, and the fat man let out a sigh, wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "It's done, that thing has disappeared and disappeared completely, but this woman needs to induce vomiting, let her vomit out the contents of her stomach, I suspect that she has eaten something unclean." ”

This is not something we can help, although the fat man has a way to help people induce vomiting, but after all, it is a woman, and it may be better to let the doctor come over if you don't want to do it.

The middle-aged man naturally thanked the fat man and me a thousand times, and directly sealed a red envelope of 10,000 yuan, which made the fat man smile.

"Take care of your daughter-in-law in the future, don't let her go back to her parents' house alone, there must be a starving woman on the road who has just been buried for a long time, and your daughter-in-law invaded your daughter-in-law's body along the pubic door when she was relieved, but the blood stains on your daughter-in-law's seal hall may not be washed away, you have to be mentally prepared."

Listening to the fat man's words, the middle-aged man was stunned and said: "Fat Daxian, you are really a living immortal, that's right, not long ago, there was a woman who died of esophageal cancer buried on the side of the road, because it was esophageal cancer, and she couldn't eat anything if she starved to death." (To be continued......)