Chapter 161: Fox Immortal
What I didn't expect was that I just opened my mouth like this, and I saw that 'little aunt' was suddenly stunned for a moment, only to see it exclaim at me: "You are a believer in our family?" What is your name? ”
What do you call a believer in your house, I know who you are? I looked at it with a question mark in my head, and then I thought, ah, that's probably what happened.
Speaking of which, this woman is a monster, to say that the Northeast is the easiest to become a climate, it is nothing more than the five families, just now I had two hands with it, although I don't understand the monster's routine, but I seem to feel a familiar feeling on its body, how to say, the breath it exudes is very similar to Hu Baihe.
Could it be that this is also a fox? I thought to myself that if it was a fox, it would be easy to do, but don't be a weasel, you must know that except for the weasel, the remaining four I am on the same level as them, but speaking of which, if it is really a weasel, then it will be a egg, you must know that because my grandfather burned down the demon fairy building, the entire yellow-skinned family does not want to see me, my name, good guy, the descendant of the whole yellow-skinned killer, then it must not play with me?
Thinking of this, I subconsciously looked back, although I didn't see those life-urging ghosts, but I also knew that they should be not far from me, probably in that woods.
When the banshee saw that I didn't answer her words and turned her head to look at it, she frowned and said, "Who are you, and what are you looking at?" ”
"Ahh I hurriedly turned my head and said, "My name is ............ What's that. ”
I really couldn't think of what to say to it, so I had to mumble it, and the last two words were so weak that even I couldn't hear them clearly, but the monster's ears were so good that it frowned again, and then said to me, "What? ”
I knew where to go, so I sighed, and then I picked out the topic at it, and I said, "If you want to know who I am, tell me who you are, and I ask you, is your surname Huang?" ”
The monster looked around at me, as if it was very puzzled, it probably didn't understand what was going on with me now, but it seemed that it really didn't want to fight anymore, so I saw it say to me: "My surname is Hu, Gu Yuehu, and my name is Hu Xiaoping." Who are you? ”
As he spoke, he saw a tail coming out from behind him, and his feelings were that of a yellow-haired fox.
"My name is Yao Yuan." This time I answered quite happily, you ask me why, nonsense, knowing that it's a fox isn't it easy to do things, you must know that I actually deal with foxes, whether it is Yao Shouxin or Hu Baihe, they are all foxes, in my heart there seems to be no bad in the fox, so after listening to it report to the door, the stone in my heart also fell to the ground, and I couldn't help but have a good impression of it.
After hearing my name, Hu Xiaoping's eyes widened and she said to me in surprise: "Your name is Yao Yuan, aren't you a descendant of Qingbatulu?" ”
Hey, I didn't think I was quite famous in their circle, but it made sense to think about it, after all, I am a royal shaman in this world now, and I am also an endangered protected animal, and it seems that they are monsters who usually gossip, so it is not unusual for it to know my identity, so I nodded.
"You said you did it." I saw that Hu Xiaoping finally let down her guard, and she didn't keep her nose and glare, although she didn't have much energy, she still squeezed out a smile and said to me: "Why did we fight with our family, Erxi, Erxi, come here, it's okay." ”
As soon as the second joy heard that Hu Xiaoping said that it was okay, he ran over with the mule, and stood behind Hu Xiaoping and kept looking at me, only to see it say to Hu Xiaoping: "Grandma, this kid ......"
"He's the 'Sama' I told you about before." Hu Xiaoping patted its brain, then turned to me and said, "Yao Dashao, I also went to Harbin at the beginning of last year, and I heard Bai Ye talk about you, but aren't you in Harbin, why did you suddenly run into my box?" ”
I thought that it would be a long time to say this, but now that I know that it is a fox fairy, it is okay to tell it, but I hid the matter of Qingdan, and just told it that I came here to find Hua Guangting to inquire about the whereabouts of an important thing, and then saw that Hua Guangting's face was not good, so I wanted to help him.
After I used how to ask Qian Tie Paper and Dao An to use a trick to lure Erxi into the box and then came here, Hu Xiaoping sighed, turned her head and glanced at the monster named Erxi, as if she was annoyed with his gluttony, and Erxi smiled embarrassedly and didn't speak.
After I finished speaking, Hu Xiaoping said to me: "So that's the case, I was really reckless just now, and I mistook Da Shao for a villain, so I can't make amends to you here." ”
After saying that, this monster bowed down to me, I sighed in my heart, you see, or meet the fox Okay, all the top is so polite, if you meet which yellow skins, alas, don't mention it.
Speaking of which, I'm not a person who plays a score, seeing it bowed down and hurriedly stepped forward to help her, now the misunderstanding has been solved, but I haven't figured out what is going on with Hua Guangting, and after a few polite words with it, I saw that Hu Xiaoping asked me: "Yao Dashao, why did you ask me if my surname is Huang?" ”
I smiled bitterly, thinking that you don't know, if your surname is Huang, then in your eyes, I am not Yao Dashao, but Yao Loss, so I said perfunctorily, and then asked it: "These are all trivial matters, by the way, Sister Xiaoping, since this matter has been touched by me, and speaking of which, our two families are quite close, can you tell me what is going on?" Is there any misunderstanding between you and that Hua Guangting? If there is, then I can be a peacemaker, and everyone is almost over, right? ”
Speaking of which, although it was not difficult to hear in that box just now, this Hu Xiaoping did not mean to harm Hua Guangting, but the black gas on Hua Guangting's head was a real guy, who else would it be? I thought there must be something strange here, but I could only ask this question, and wait and see how it answers.
Sure enough, I got to the point, but after listening to my words, Hu Xiaoping said with tears in her eyes: "Yao Da Shao Mingjian, it wasn't me who harmed Hua Guangting." ”
Speaking of this, Hu Xiaoping told me the whole thing.
It turns out that Hu Xiaoping is a local fox fairy who has just attained the Tao, let's talk about this, and talk about the cultivation of fox immortals, you may have heard the books and heard the rumors, many books say that the fox fairy becomes a fine, it must be three thousand years, five thousand years, eight thousand years, and the road number seems to be not money, in fact, it is not so, think about it, China has a history of only a few thousand years? It's about two kinds of animal cultivation, one good and one evil, and the evil way of cultivation, that is, the monsters we often talk about are harmful, sucking people and drinking human blood, and accumulating their own abilities through this, but the sky net is magnificent, you remember, any evil path must have retribution, so these monsters who go off the rails will suffer a catastrophe to a certain extent, and this catastrophe is about two kinds, people rob the thunder tribulation, or a high person destroys it, or encounters the thunder of the sky, few monsters can cultivate through this road to become a fairy.
And the righteous path of cultivating the mind, that is, the Fa-rectification, is about the long-standing animal through the spiritual surname, learned to think, you think, take us people, can the things you think at the age of twenty be the same as when you were ten years old, and the things you think at the age of sixty are naturally different from the things you think when you were twenty years old, the thoughts accumulated by the passage of time are terrible, although it is said that it is more difficult for monsters to cultivate wisdom than people, take Hu Baihe as an example, it has been practicing for so many years, but the IQ is still a hooligan sister in the prime of life, but if there is really a monster of three thousand years, that person is in front of it, It's almost like a baby, things gather like people in groups, and you can't even find someone who can talk together, so why is it still staying in the world, and it has already become an immortal looking for like-minded people.
Of course, this is just a metaphor, so let's stop here, just talk about this Hu Xiaoping, it is a fox on this mountain, because of the abundance of products here, in the early years in this mountain mistakenly ate some herbs and opened the spiritual know-how, and then in this mountain to concentrate on practice, to this year, exactly sixty years, that is, the situation of a Jiazi, this year it finally comprehended the art of change, transformed into a human form, and then you can go down the mountain to find the dojo. (In fact, many Baojiaxian in the Northeast are actually like this, if you are interested, you can check it out.) But before Hu Xiaoping went down the mountain, he came to this cemetery, and here it is said that the fox fairy likes to stay in the cemetery the most, no matter where the fox fairy is like this, why? It is because they want to become human beings and must worship the moon with a human skull, which is also the reason for the allusion of the legendary 'fox digging graves'.
But this Hu Xiaoping's luck doesn't seem to be very good, knocking it in this era to catch up, just like a post-80s, all the good things haven't caught up, what is said is that cremation is now implemented, and this cemetery is also very simple, the coffins of the people buried in the early years are all rotten, and the bones inside are also fragmented, and it is difficult to find the whole one.
In this cemetery, it received a little monster who had also just attained enlightenment, that is, the two joys, which is about a big mouse in this cemetery who has lived for forty years, and it was caught by the hunter's trap in the early years because of its greedy mouth, so it had to bite off its tail and hide in this cemetery, living by gnawing on the turf and the bones and slag of the people in the grave.
The second joy saw this Hu Xiaoping was very admired, so he was willing to be a small guy under it, skipping it here, just saying that Hu Xiaoping looked for several days, Hu Xiaoping couldn't find a complete skull, in fact, it can go down even if it can't find the skull, because many monsters have no entity, but this Hu Xiaoping's surname loves to play, it has stolen down a few times to the mountain, and it is envious to see the world of flowers and flowers in the world, and I want to be able to experience it one day.
But it couldn't find a suitable skull, so it had to be accompanied by the Erxi riding a mule around the mountain, to say which is the mule, to put it bluntly, it is a trick of Hu Xiaoping, Erxi saw that Hu Xiaoping was going to take it away, and he was immediately happy, and he didn't know which cemetery to remove such a flat burden, and said to Hu Xiaoping, this flat shoulder is its 'third uncle'.
It turned out that the rat was very timid, and when he first arrived here, his spirit was undecided, so he got into a grave, and there was a tablet in front of the grave, which wrote the words 'the tomb of the third uncle Li Dequan, and the two happy stands', there was a flat dan in the tomb, and there were two boxes next to the flat dan that Erxi drilled into the box to settle his mind, and it can be said that the flat dan saved it, so he said that he passed the spiritual surname, and recognized the flat dan as the third uncle, and he also gave himself the name of Erxi.
Hu Xiaoping was talking about two boxes at both ends of this flat burden, which could be used to place things, so he blew on it, and looked at it as a mule, but it was a long flat shoulder, carried by Erxi, and the master and servant were on the road, saying that there was a time when it suddenly found a female corpse in a mountain stream far away from here, this corpse seemed to have died for not too long, because the weather was cold, so it had not decayed, Hu Xiaoping was happy in her heart, and cut off the head of the female corpse and buried it. After that, after the fifteenth moon had worshiped the moon, Erxi stayed on the mountain, and he went down the mountain to the world.
When I heard this, I thought to myself that these two monsters are very good at playing, and I said that why did the mule seem to be stupid, and feelings are a dead thing! Speaking of which, this may be related to Hu Xiaoping's surname, although it is a monster, but it yearns for human life, usually sees people driving donkey carts and carriages in and out of the mountain, so he painted a cat and a tiger himself with a flat pole.
In a short conclusion, these scattered things will not be listed for the time being, just talk about Hu Xiaoping coming to the county after going down the mountain, but I didn't expect that there would be a disaster.
It's about small towns, although not very prosperous, but for such a monster who has been staying in the mountains, everything is new, and there are a lot of jokes in it, but it has never had the evil intention of harming people, so there is nothing serious, it is said that there is a saying, this Hu Xiaoping was wandering on the street, and suddenly found that there was a sugar gourd seller passing by him, the sugar gourd was red and shiny, and it looked very attractive, but Hu Xiaoping already knew that he couldn't get other people's things without money, So I had to watch with envy on the side, but at this time, someone bumped into him.
If you want to say who is the person who hit him, it is Hua Guangting, that's right, it's about Hua Guangting because of his depressed heart, so he drank some wine, he was on vacation at the time, but he didn't expect a sudden phone call, let him interview a leader, although he is enthusiastic, but he doesn't know how to adapt in the workplace, plus he is a rectum, so many colleagues take him as a big wrong.
There was no way, Hua Guangting had to go out, he was not strong enough to drink, he sighed when he walked on the street, and he didn't look at the road, but he didn't want to bump into this Hu Xiaoping's body, to say that although Hu Xiaoping looked like a weak woman, she was also a monster, plus she was looking at the rock sugar gourd at the time, and her two feet were nailed to the ground like nails, Hua Guangting hit it, but knocked himself to the ground.
Hu Xiaoping saw this person fall to the ground, so he hurriedly helped him up, who knew that this Hua Guangting was stunned as soon as he came together, his two eyes looked directly at Hu Xiaoping, and suddenly hugged her and cried.
(To be continued)