Section 19 Pit half-fairy
Banxian'er's alcohol consumption has always been so 'good', and one or two beers began to go crazy, and Wang Ziqing was also very helpless about this. Put the gun under the table, aim the muzzle at the girl, as long as she moves slightly, Wang Ziqing will not hesitate to pull the trigger!
It is estimated that the half-fairy is looking at other girls' beauty, and wants to go over to pick up girls, but she doesn't know that the girl who looks like she is only 16 or 7 years old is a mutant killer!
Sitting opposite the girl, the half-fairy showed a smile that she thought was very charming: "Little sister, alone? Let's get acquainted. ”
"Okay." The girl said she was happy.
"I'm fortune teller Yang Banxian, and this is my business card."
"Huh? Aren't fortune tellers all old men? Brother, you don't seem to be very old. The girl said with her hands on her face.
Banxian'er smiled mysteriously: "I know that you don't believe it, stretch out your hand and let my brother see your palmistry." If others watch it, they will charge a hundred, but little sister, you and I are very close to each other, so I will help you watch it for free. ”
The girl stretched out her palm, and the half-fairy showed a shocked look while stroking it: "Little sister, it's amazing!" ~”
"What did my brother see?" The girl asked nervously and expectantly. Just like a normal little girl, her facial expressions are very rich. Wang Ziqing squinted slightly, and said in his heart that he was worthy of being a killer, pretending to be something.
Actually, Wang Ziqing knew what Ban Xian'er would say next, this guy was uncreative, and the lines he said were the same every time...... Sure enough, he said the line that he had said many times!
Banxian said with a solemn face: "Little sister, we have eight characters corresponding, and we are husband and wife!"
"Ah, what then? People are too young to marry you. The girl paused, hesitated for a moment, as if she had made some decision, and plucked up the courage to say: "In this way, I will elope with you, go to live in your house, and then get married!"
The girl's enthusiasm made the half-fairy stunned, and the strength of the wine disappeared by half. Although he has been picking up girls for many years, he has said this dialogue countless times, but it is the first time he has received this kind of answer.
Thereupon......
After eating, Banxian'er bitterly persuaded the girl to go home, but the girl pestered Banxian'er, saying that she must go to his house. After being entangled for more than half an hour, in desperation, the half-fairy could only take the girl and swore that he would never use that damn line to pick up a girl in the future!
Today is cloudy, and dark clouds are obscuring the moonlight.
It's a bit remote and there are no street lights. As he walked, Wang Ziqing suddenly stopped and put a gun against the girl's head: "Don't play tricks, otherwise I will shoot first." It would be a crime, but between jail and death, I would choose the former. ”
"Husband save me." The girl looked at the half-fairy and said in a weak voice.
Banxian'er, who has always rarely sweared, scolded: "Damn, what kind of nerves do you have?" Let go of my wife! ”
", your wife is waiting for you to inflate at home, let's go, otherwise I won't be able to catch the No. 2 bus."
Ban Xian'er stopped the girl behind her, put herself on the muzzle, looked at Wang Ziqing and said: "Your paranoia is too serious, go to the mental hospital, take care of the wound yourself, I don't care." Little sister, let's go. ”
"Half-fairy, I'm not joking with you."
Banxian'er frowned slightly and said, "I'm not joking with you. ”
With that, he led the girl into the distance and gradually disappeared into the night......
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Not worried about the safety of Ban Xian'er, Wang Ziqing has been following behind, and as a result, Ban Xian'er really brought the killer home! Hiding in the corner, Wang Ziqing muttered in a low voice: "This guy is really bold." ”
Although he gritted his teeth with hatred, Wang Ziqing still couldn't let it go, entered the corridor, and sat at the door of the half-fairy house. If someone screams inside, Wang Ziqing will immediately burst the door lock! Rush in and save people!
It's not that Wang Ziqing didn't remind him, but that the killer pretended to be pitiful, and the half-fairy mistakenly thought that he had paranoia. So his own words, the half-fairy didn't listen to them at all.
Forced to be helpless, Wang Ziqing could only make this decision, sitting at the door and squatting, who called this guy Banxian'er obsessed?
I sat at the door all night, and when it was early the next morning, there was no movement inside. Wang Ziqing stretched his waist, and said in his heart that the half-fairy should not be killed, right? Just as he was about to knock on the door, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and the half-fairy walked out.
Seeing Wang Ziqing standing at the door with a gun, he sighed, closed the door, and dragged Wang Ziqing by the collar and walked downstairs.
When he got downstairs, Wang Ziqing asked, "You're not dead?"
Ban Xian'er sighed: "Alas, your paranoia is getting worse and worse, so let's not go to the stall today and take you to the hospital." Although my family is an old Chinese medicine practitioner, I can't do anything about mental illness. ”
Wang Ziqing explained: "I don't have paranoia, that girl is really a killer, why don't you believe it?" ”
"Cortana, you say? She is so well-behaved, how can she be a killer? Hearing Wang Ziqing's chaotic words, Ban Xian'er expressed her anger: "She also specially prepared a love breakfast this morning, and we don't know how much we can talk about." ”
"Killers are ever-changing."
"It's also a 72-like change in TM Monkey King! You can actually associate Journey to the West with reality now, you are too sick, come with me to the hospital, don't give up treatment......"
Wang Ziqing thought about it for a while, and then nodded: "Okay, let's go to the hospital." ”
After stopping a taxi, Ban Xian'er and Wang Ziqing came to the mental hospital, and after hanging up a number, they came to the doctor's office.
Ban Xian'er told the doctor about Wang Ziqing's condition: "Doctor, my friend has paranoia, last night, we met a girl during dinner, and the girl said that she wanted to marry me and go home with me...... This morning, I found this guy standing in front of my house with a gun, and his paranoia is very serious, please treat him. ”
The prince was silent, and when the half-fairy finished narrating, he sighed, and looked at the doctor with moist eyes: "Doctor, my brother's paranoia is so serious, can he still be saved?" He actually fantasized that the girl he met said that he wanted to marry him, and said that I have a gun, please save my brother, I will kneel down for you! ”
"I can't help it!" The doctor hurriedly supported Wang Ziqing: "It is our duty to save lives and help the wounded!" In fact, from the beginning of now, I knew that it was this guy who had paranoia! The doctor looked at the half-fairy and said.
Wang Ziqing's acting skills were three points, which made Ban Xian'er stunned for a moment, and Ban Xian'er hurriedly explained: "Doctor, he is the patient." ”
The doctor pushed down his glasses: "With my years of medical experience, I will never be mistaken, do you doubt my authority?" ”
"Quacks! You are truly a disgrace to our medical community! ”
At this time, Wang Ziqing hurriedly said on the side: "That's right, he often imagines that he is a doctor, is my brother really saved?" ”
"Wang Ziqing! You dare to play tricks on me! Yang Banxian'er was about to collapse with anger. Reached out and grabbed Wang Ziqing's collar!
Wang Ziqing hurriedly hid behind the doctor: "Doctor, find someone to restrain him!" This guy often imagines that he is the Monkey King, and he will change seventy-two, and he will take a mop all over the house later! ”
Banxian'er was about to go crazy, and suddenly saw a mop in the corner of the wall, and really grabbed the mop and chased Wang Ziqing to fight! But Wang Ziqing kept hiding behind the doctor, but the doctor suffered, he was hit several times with a mop and pestle, and his glasses were shattered! The doctor was furious and shouted, "Security! Security guard! ”
Four big men rushed in at the speed of light! Seeing a 'psychopath' waving a mop with a round slap, he slapped the half-fairy to the ground! Poor half-fairy was mad, and she was subdued before she could perform Tai Chi Kung Fu.
Looking at the doctor with two broken lenses, Wang Ziqing was full of apologies: "I'm sorry doctor, I will definitely pay for your glasses!" However, allow me to go downstairs and pay the hospitalization fee first. ”
The doctor waved his hand and motioned for Wang Ziqing to go out.
Secretly compared a scissor hand to the half-fairy, and Wang Ziqing ran out happily...... Did he really pay the hospitalization fee? Of course not, he has to rush to the half-fairy's house immediately to solve the killer!!
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When he came to the door of Banxian'er's house, Wang Ziqing directly took out his pistol, fired two shots at the door lock, broke the door lock, and then rushed in!
I saw the girl standing in the living room, still wearing yesterday's white dress, holding a gun in her hand, aiming at Wang Ziqing.
Standing at the door, he didn't dare to move again.
The girl showed an expression as if she had been bullied: "I don't want to kill, don't force me!" ”
Wang Ziqing also pointed the gun at the girl: "Killers don't kill?" What a joke! Don't think I don't know, my bounty is 300,000. ”
"How do you know?" The girl was surprised for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'll put the gun down first." Actually, I don't want to be a killer, and I've never killed anyone. A few days ago in the cold drink hall, I didn't kill the boss and the hostess. ”
The girl said sincerely, and at the same time placed the pistol on the ground.
But Wang Ziqing did not relax his vigilance, and the muzzle of the gun was still pointed at the girl. Because the most common trick used by killers is to let your guard down and then deliver a fatal blow!
The girl didn't seem to care, and said to herself: "I am an orphan, I was adopted by the organization when I was seven years old, and I was trained to be a killer. Actually, I don't want to do this, this is the first time I have been on a mission, and I want to take this opportunity to escape from the organization. As for the other day that attacked you, it was because there was another mutant present at the time, so I had to do that......"
Wang Ziqing looked into the girl's eyes and asked after a while, "Can I trust you?" ”
At this moment, a burst of cramped footsteps sounded, but Wang Ziqing didn't dare to distract him, because he was afraid that the girl would make a move.
Hurried footsteps ran to the door, and a figure rushed in, flew up, and used a volley to kick in the air, and greeted Wang Ziqing's face fiercely......
(One shift today, three shifts a day from tomorrow, at least two weeks.) Because recently in the brewing will be the beginning of the overall change, the beginning of the part is not very good, the modified content will be released in the next few days~~)