After knowing that the thing was in the Northeast, my heart was rekindled with fighting spirit, originally, frustration only makes people negative, I understand this.

I also forgot that I had been in Shenyang for a few days, maybe a week or so, maybe five days, maybe six days, so I won't go into detail here.

I only remember that when I returned to Harbin, it was one night, as soon as I opened the door, the house was full of mess, and I saw Han Wanchun, an old guy, lying on the ground, motionless.

What's going on!?

I was immediately frightened, hurriedly threw my backpack aside, took two steps forward and squatted on the ground to pick him up, and kept shouting while slapping his face: "Uncle, uncle, what's wrong with you, uncle!" ”

shouted several times, only to see Han Wanchun open his eyes with difficulty, look at me in confusion, open his mouth, and then said weakly: "Xiao Yuan'er...... You, you're back............", I was scared into a cold sweat, thinking to myself, why did he do this? What's going on? So he shouted: "Uncle, wake up, what's the matter, is it a thief?" Don't scare me, uncle!! ”

I saw Han Wanchun grabbing my hand and saying to me with tears in his eyes: "I haven't been ............ by thieves."

"How could this be without being robbed?" I say.

"Hungry............ I haven't eaten for two and a half days............," Han Wanchun said.

Dizzy, after I heard this, I almost didn't throw him on the ground again, I feel that this old grandson is hungry and fainted! It's all a handful of years, you let me tell you what you ordered, uncle!

I turned my head and knocked, and sure enough, the instant noodle box was empty, looking at the tearful Han Wanchun, I really didn't know if he was pitiful or angry.

But there is no way, I can't ignore it, so I hurriedly took out the bucket of noodles and bread in the backpack, boiled the water, Han Wanchun devoured it, and finally drank the bowl of preservative soup cleanly, I didn't speak, I saw that after he put down the bucket of noodles, his mental state improved a lot, just now he was like a sick ghost, and now he seems to be an old ghost who has returned to the yang.

I saw him burp for a long time, and then sighed at me and said, "Fortunately, you came back early, otherwise my old life would have been buried here." ”

", you said you could be serious!" I scolded: "I thought you had died of a heart attack just now, what the hell is going on, why are you hungry like this?" Where's your money? That's nearly 10,000! ”

No wonder I'm angry, you said so much money, why did this old guy spend it all so quickly, as soon as I entered the house just now, it was as if I had entered the murder scene.

Han Wanchun sighed at me: "It's been spent a long time ago, yes, they all say that bitches are ruthless and unrighteous, I really understand it, before giving the money, Brother Han was long and Brother Han was short, and after giving the money, I can't take ten yuan from them to take the car, and the whole money is in the eye!" ”

Sure enough, I was speechless for a moment, and then said to him: "Are you sure that you are a human, even a panda is not so expensive!" ”

Han Wanchun said to me angrily: "What, you have been gone for so many days, I am bored to stay by myself, and I can't work now, why don't you let me do it?" And you have a little money in your pocket, so you don't go to a better place? But I really didn't know that the consumption was so high, and the money would be gone in two or three days, right, you're right, how much does it cost me to sleep in the zoo and sleep with a panda............ But those little girls are really good, and you have a chance............"

Han Wanchun didn't continue, because my eyes were about to burst into flames at that time, and this old guy refreshed the bottom line of my understanding of the word shameless again and again, and I scolded: "You starved to death is really not wronged at all, won't you go upstairs to the commissary to pay on credit first?" ”

Han Wanchun continued to say to me angrily: "Do you think they can still give me credit?" Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get a cigarette, the cigarette fart has been smoked in the past two days. ”

I really convinced him, such a shameful thing, it can be said so justifiably, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that what he said really makes sense, this scum who is embarrassed to grab chocolates even for children, the eldest sister of the commissary does hide from him and hide from the plague.

When Han Wanchun said this, he picked up the noodle bucket he had just put down, picked out half of the instant noodle residue from it and put it in his mouth, and finally sucked his fingers for a long time.

Seeing him like this, I really couldn't even get angry, but sighed again.

In the next few days, the two of us have been staring at each other like this, no way, the chengguan brigade had already given me a death notice, saying that if they see us again in these two months, they will discount Han Wanchun's legs, although I am not afraid of ghosts now, but I am really very scruples about those gray dogs.

Most of my money was left in Shenyang for Su Yidan to recuperate, and I only had two or three hundred yuan on me, and if I didn't have a job, I was afraid that it wouldn't be long before the two of us had to lie side by side on the floor.

But I found that the story between the two of us at that time was like the theme song in the TV series: life is so weird, fate also jokes about it, you can't get the land you want, and he came when you didn't think about it.

The more he waited for the work to come to the door, but the more he didn't have a job, Han Wanchun's mobile phone was down and he couldn't find a job to hire a jumping god, it really responded to his previous hexagram, the Tianshan Mountains were covered by dense clouds, and the sun and land were good before, which Cheng didn't think the good times would last long, and a big cloud snapped and took over.

On the day when I ran out of food, I finally couldn't help it, so I put on my guitar and was about to go out, but I was stopped by Han Wanchun, and he said to me, "Where are you going?" ”

"Earn money, are you waiting to stand up with you?" I say.

"Can't go, aren't you afraid that your legs will be discounted?" Han Wanchun said.

"They said they were going to discount your leg, but they didn't say they were going to discount mine." I say.

"Who is still a leg, it may be really strict this time, the hexagram has not expired, I really can't go out, believe me." Han Wanchun said.

"Then you stay and lie on the floor, I will earn enough money for a coffin to come back and collect your corpse." I said, after finishing speaking, I ignored him and pushed the door open to go downstairs, which Cheng wanted to open the door as soon as he opened the door, but saw an acquaintance in the corridor.

I was stunned for a moment, hey, isn't this Nie Baozhong? How did he end up here?

Standing in the corridor, it was indeed our employer last time, I saw him standing in the corridor, looking hesitant, when he saw me open the door, he seemed a little panicked, he smiled awkwardly, and then said to me: "Go out." ”

I nodded, and then said, "Well, Brother Nie, why are you here?" ”

Nie Baozhong said to me with some embarrassment: "That...... Actually, I'm here for you. ”

Looking for us? What are you looking for us for, I thought to myself, this person was possessed by a ghost in that village before, and he was really scared after knowing the truth, damn, he shouldn't have come to us to ask for mental damages! I don't have any money for him now, if he has to, he can take as many instant noodle bags as he wants in the house.

But this is unlikely, I thought to myself, I won his vote not long ago, so I said to him: "Ah, then don't stand outside, what is the matter, come into the house, Uncle Chun, there is a guest." ”

After that, I led him into the house, and as soon as he entered the house, Nie Baozhong shook again, and the ground was full of messes, and Han Wanchun greeted him: "Who, where did you come from...... Ahem, it turned out to be Boss Nie, Boss Nie, please come inside, do you have any advice? ”

Nie Baozhong smiled awkwardly, and said to Han Wanchun as he walked into the room: "Mr. Han, I didn't expect you to live such a ...... So plain. ”

Han Wanchun had already entered the master mode at this time, and when he heard Nie Baozhong say this, his face was not red, he just smiled, and then said lightly to Nie Baozhongyun: "Actually, we cultivators are like this, money is something outside the body, and every time we get incense money, we will donate it to those who are poor, this is our principle, it has always been so." ”

Principle, uncle, I thought to myself, those 'poor people' you donate earn more in a month than you in a year.

Which Cheng thought that Nie Baozhong seemed to really believe it, but saw that his face was full of admiration, because there was really no place to settle in the house, so I took a stool for him to sit on, Nie Baozhong seemed to have something in his heart, and he looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, so Han Wanchun said: "Boss Nie, do you have any care?" ”

Nie Baozhong sighed, he thought for a while, then he made up his mind, and then said to the two of us: "Actually, it's really ashamed to say this, I, I actually want to come to apprentice today." ”

Apprentice? What kind of teacher do you worship? I was confused.

It turned out that after Nie Baozhong knew that there were ghosts and gods in this world, his views on the things around him had changed a lot, just like when I first learned about it, he was not even in the mood to do business, and locked himself in his room for several days thinking about these things, and after the fear gradually dissipated, an idea actually appeared in his heart, that is, he became interested in this supernatural thing.

I saw him say to Han Wanchun: "Master Han, I really believe it now, I want to worship you as a teacher and learn some strange arts, do you think?" ”

It seems that this method of ghosts and gods is really attractive in the eyes of ordinary people, indeed, what Mr. Zombie Demon Dao, this thing does sound very popular, I thought to myself, this big brother probably also wants to be a so-called 'master', Han Wanchun had given him a business card before, so he came to the door.

But where is there such a scenery in this industry as you imagine, I smiled bitterly, but Han Wanchun smiled, his eyes rolled, and he immediately thought about it, only to see him shake his head at Nie Baozhong, and then said: "If you want to use hexagram in business, it is absolutely impossible." ”

His words seemed to have penetrated Nie Baozhong's thoughts, only to see Nie Baozhong smile embarrassedly again, and then said: "Master Han is really amazing, I am really ashamed to say it, I do have this idea, I want to make my business smoother, but ............"

Han Wanchun was poor at this time, and he was really afraid that his words would scare away the God of Wealth who took the initiative to come to the door, so he hurriedly said: "But for the sake of you and me, I already know your bare heart, okay, then I will make an exception and accept you as an apprentice." ”

"Great!" Nie Baozhong said: "Thank you, master, thank you for giving me this opportunity, I will definitely do my best, the tuition fee or something must be ............"

"You don't need to mention the tuition or anything, although you will still collect some, but your money will be donated to those who are suffering, this is your own blessing, understand?" Han Wanchun said with great emotion.

"Understood, understood! Thank you, master! Nie Baozhong stood up, and then saluted Han Wanchun, I believe that the old guy is already happy in his heart now, this cheap apprentice let him accept it. I saw him say yes repeatedly, and then said to Nie Baozhong: "Since it has been decided, then hold an apprenticeship ceremony now, you will make an offering to our patriarch, and then I will be a disciple of my Han faction." ”

How did Nie Baozhong know what the Han faction was, but he really wanted to apprentice, so he did what Han Wanchun said, and after kowtowing to Han Wanchun's ancestral tablet and burning incense, he pressed a thousand yuan on the table, Han Wanchun was overjoyed, so he said to Nie Baozhong in a serious and respectful voice: "Boss Nie, since you have worshiped under my door, then I will give you a law name today, well, the ancients said that cutting hair is a monk to cut off the dust, and it is a cutting word, but cutting the word is unlucky, So your generation uses the Xiao of the zodiac, my cousin, that is, Yao Yuan is my eldest disciple, the law name is Xiao Da, you can call Xiao Er. ”

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