It's chaotic right now, but it's good for me and Panzi. I didn't have to call the police, I and Panzi each put on motorcycle helmets, took advantage of the chaos to escape, and got on the motorcycle.

Among the enemy forces, some people have noticed the two of us, and he wants to chase them, but how can a pair of big feet beat the speed of a motorcycle?

I really want to thank these mobs in my heart, and I also have the feeling that this riot is no accident.

I drove the motorcycle into a small alley nearby, trying to go around and around, and then find another opportunity to sneak out, but before I could go around a few times, a person appeared in front of me, it was an old lady at the foot of the slope.

Panzi and I were both wearing helmets, and she didn't recognize us coldly, and was limping to Pengren, probably because she received the news and wanted to arrest us.

I looked at her and felt a little nervous, but I also had a bold idea, and I thought that since she was clumsy, this would not be easy? Let's take a risk to win.

Panzi was lying on my back, so I lowered my voice and said to him, "Little beast, you take off the belt of your trousers, and when you pass the old lady in a while, I will brake sharply, and you will stun her!" ”

Pan Zien sighed and quietly prepared again.

We suppressed our thoughts, deliberately pretending to be unfamiliar with the old lady at the foot of the slope, and when I drove the motorcycle in front of her, I deliberately leaned to the side, which meant to let her go first.

The old lady thought that I was deliberately taking care of her bad legs and feet, and said thank you, but when she was about to pass by the two of us, I shouted, "Do it!" ”

Panzi acted quickly, hung his trouser pocket around the old lady's neck, and was about to step up.

I really didn't see it, the old lady with the slope foot looked at the thin body, but actually had a lot of strength, after she screamed, she reached out and grabbed her trouser pocket, and she was more energetic than Pan Zi.

For a while, Pan Zi couldn't do anything to her, and the old lady on the slope foot was also smart, shouting at the top of her voice, saying that there were hooligans who raped her.

I was so angry that I was so angry that I thought this funny old lady can do it? She's like this, and no one rapes her with money?

But I also understand that she is slippery, and the word rape can cause public outrage compared to robbing bags.

Her voice is quite high-pitched, it is estimated that in less than half a second, passers-by will rush over, Pan Zi and I want to kidnap her, but there is no chance.

I don't love war either, and I shouted to Pan Zi, "Stop." "I hurried off again.

The old lady coughed coldly, but she also came up and lost her temper, and she didn't want to let us leave so easily.

She also recognized the two of us, and roared, "Little cub, look for death, coo!" ”

She called for a change again, and I panicked, and then my head was confused, and I always felt that the world was spinning, and I even took the motorcycle to shake with it.

Pan Zi was fine, and asked me, "Hey, what's wrong with you, Xiaobai?" ”

I gritted my teeth and said it was fine. When I escaped from the alley, I was relieved a lot.

During this period, I also thought of one thing, last night Panzi was embarrassed by the cooing sound, but today the old lady at the foot of the slope did not attack him, what does this mean? The list of unkillables is true, the Buddha and his gang did not dare to attack Pan Zi, and last night the old lady made a "mistake" without knowing it.

Panzi and I went to the north of the city, but we didn't dare to go back directly, so we drove around on the motorcycle for a while to make sure that no one was following, and we also bought dinner during this time.

When we got home, it was getting dark, and we pushed our motorcycles into the yard together.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yufeng came out of the house to greet us and took the food from Pan Zi's hand.

I was very surprised by Ah Feng's behavior, and I was also a little relieved, it was obvious that he had seen it, otherwise with his withdrawn performance, how could he do such a thing.

I wanted to talk to Ah Feng, but as soon as he turned around and left, I sighed helplessly, and said let him slow down for a few more days.

Panzi and I locked the car and took off our helmets, Panzi looked at me and said that my eyes were red again.

This is a symptom that is not present during the day, and I guess that these red eyes are "cooing" by the old lady at the foot of the slope.

Miao Zhi still didn't come back, and we didn't wait for him to be worried, so we got together and ate dinner. Then we all went to bed early. But in the middle of the night, I slowly woke up again.

It is said that people are very happy to wake up naturally, but I think it depends on the situation, and it is absolutely painful for me to wake up naturally by urine.

There was no toilet or urinal, so I had to lazily get up and go to the yard to solve it.

There is a small tree in this courtyard, and I am thinking about fertilizing it, after all, the fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders.

I was standing under it and was still a little tired, and I habitually closed my eyes. But before I could finish peeing, my gut told me that there was someone in front of me.

I opened my eyes a little more and looked at it.

I can't say how I feel now, but I have a big furry head, and I look at each other almost nose to nose, and it playfully shouts, "Hey! ”

This is the dwarf parrot, but I didn't react to it, and I was frightened by its cock head, I wowed, and hurriedly stepped back, hurriedly tying my pants.

I said in my heart that this lack of virtue bird, why didn't it squeak when it flew over, and the cold scared the urine away, which also made me very uncomfortable, I couldn't help but rub it to relieve myself.

The dwarf parrot didn't consider my feelings, and it nodded vigorously again, urging, "Go home, hurry home." ”

I was alone, and it was speaking to me, and I didn't think the parrot was talking nonsense, it must be telling me something indirectly.

I was worried about something, and I quickly ran out of the house again. Lu Yufeng was a little uncomfortable tonight, sleeping on the kang and curling up, so I didn't disturb him, and gently tugged Panzi again.

When the little beast opened its eyes, I gestured to him and told him to come with me into the courtyard.

Panzi didn't understand what was going on, and when he got out, he asked. Actually, I didn't know anything, but I told me about the parrot's arrival.

At this time, someone pushed the courtyard door and banged.

Panzi and I glanced at each other and leaned over together. The gate of this kind of farmhouse has no cat's eye, and we can't see anything.

I had to try to open the door a little to get a look. But as soon as the deadbolt was opened, someone rushed in.

I don't know this man, but he has a hideous face and a big grin, like a zombie. My heart is broken, and I am the enemy.

I tried to quickly close the door and block him, but he reached in early, and as soon as I closed the door, it was stuck.

He snorted and screamed, scratching at my face with his hand, and I was so close to it that I watched my dirty fingers dangling in front of my eyes, and the chill in my heart was lifted.

I stubbornly pressed against the door and asked Panzi to hurry up and find a way.

Neither of us had any weapons in our hands, so Panzi had to hold the enemy's arm and press down hard, and I took advantage of the time to open the door a little more and squeeze it a few more times.

Anyway, we were so busy that we were able to keep the enemy out of the door. I hurriedly put the bolt on the door again, and Panzi found a small wooden stake and put it on the door.

There was no danger here for a while, but this yard was fucked up, and there was a back door. I was afraid that the enemy would rush in from behind, so I beckoned Panzi to run behind.

But when the two of us rushed to the back door, the back door was pushed open with a bang, and three "zombie people" staggered in.

Two of them each pounced on me and Panzi, and the other one fought with the dwarf parrot.

I found that we are not as good as a bird, and the dwarf parrot is very powerful, flying around the zombie man, sometimes pecking, sometimes scolding, anyway, it is stupid, funny, stupid.

Guan said my situation, my hands were held by the zombie man, and the whole person was lying on the ground and ridden by him. This posture makes people very helpless.

The zombie man's most powerful offensive weapon is his mouth, and he looked at my nose, whimpered, and opened his mouth to bite up.

I couldn't use my limbs, so I had to turn my head sharply and avoid his mouth. He didn't give up, raised his head and whined again, and took another bite.

I twisted left and right and consumed it with him. But after a few rounds, the zombie man got grumpy, and he stared at my chest again, grinning wide.

My heart was half cold, and my heart said badly, he was going to bite me here, how could I hide.

I struggled desperately, hoping for a miracle. But the strength was in vain, and we were not in the same heavyweight class at all.

Seeing his mouth fall, I was pessimistic, thinking that I was going to finish the game this time.

At this critical moment, a hand came over, still holding a stone.

This funny zombie man couldn't stop the momentum, and bit down on the stone with a click. He used a lot of strength, but no matter how hard his teeth were, he couldn't fight a stone.

When he opened his mouth again in pain, two front teeth were missing.

I took advantage of the time to look up, Lu Yufeng was standing in front of me, and I blamed him for fighting too hard just now, I didn't pay attention to when he came.

Lu Yufeng took advantage of the situation to pursue again, lifted the stone, and smashed it at the zombie man's temple. Ah Feng really let go, and his whole body was struggling.

At this moment, I heard a muffled bang, and it was estimated that the stones were about to shatter, and the zombie man couldn't stand it, so he fainted on one side.

And Lu Yufeng's condition was not good, he squatted down in a sweat and gasped.

I guess he got better a little after a nap, but he hasn't fully recovered yet. I saw that Ah Feng was nothing serious, and turned my head to look at Pan Zi again, wondering what happened to the little beast.

We both have an opponent, and my opponent can bite people indiscriminately, which means that Panzi is definitely not much better, and even I am worried that Panzi's nose will not be bitten by zombies at this time.

But after seeing it clearly, I was stunned, and I didn't expect Panzi to use this method, not only to fight the zombie man, but also to turn defeat into victory.