In the early morning of the spring valley, the sun casts a large column of light through the trees due to the Tyndall phenomenon, mixed with the mist and distinctly colored.

Mayor Sun, who had a good night's sleep, squatted next to the beautiful mirror lake with a few pieces of homemade yellow coarse paper to, feeling the splash of underwater fish competing for his poop and the fresh air of nature.

In fact, it's not that the hammer pervert has to shit here, just because there is really no clean toilet in this broken place, and the only toilet is the kind of dry toilet that digs a pit in the ground and builds a board on the head, which is full of shit...... It's okay to be drowned in water, but if you drown in, you don't know what kind of expression to use to face it.

When he was, he looked at the surrounding mountains with great interest, and this mountain was densely packed with all kinds of wild fruits, some of them had never heard of it, and every fish in this lake was like cerebral palsy, as long as they dared to put their hands in, those stupid fish dared to come up and let people catch them, without regrets and willing to dedicate.

"...... Are the people in this place stupid? After lifting his pants, Dinghammer muttered, "I can't even afford to eat in such a good place." ”

Then, he rushed back to the small village angrily, and under the curious eyes of a bunch of people, he directly found the swarthy man, led him by the neck and said, "You are all brain-dead?" There is food all over the mountains here, so you won't get it? ”

And the swarthy man listened to it, his face changed dramatically, he carefully pulled the hammer aside, lowered his voice and said: "Don't shout, don't shout, it's not that we can't kill fish and meat, it's that the toad won't let it, he snorts that the fish in the broken fruit of this scattered mulberry are all in his karma, we have to pay the money, our money is ......."

It took a long time for Dingzhu to understand the general meaning from his thick accent. That toad is the leader of the bandit gang mentioned by this man, and judging from his introduction yesterday, the so-called bandits should actually be poachers poaching in no man's land, about a hundred people, all of whom have guys in their hands. In this village, it is basically their turnover station, but because it is so poor, there is nothing to grab, so the power of bullying and bullying the villagers here should be an entertainment activity.

It's just that I really didn't expect it...... I really don't know if this guy is sincere or stupid, he actually took this kind of ** threat seriously!

"." The hammer slapped the back of the man's head: "You're so stupid? ”

The black-faced man touched the back of his head and said aggrievedly: "Beat me to do Salak." ”

"How the does he know how many fish are in the water? How many pigs are there in the mountains? How many fruits are on the tree? **Is it to eat up, what can he do with you? Dinghammer hated iron and steel: "And now Lao Tzu is here, are you afraid of his ball?" ”

The black-faced man was stunned for a moment, as if he had reacted to something, and then slapped himself in the face: "Yes!" ”

Dingzhu sighed: "I want to eat fish at noon!" Hurry up! ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, Dinghammer hurriedly coughed twice: "Come back...... Don't rush to eat the fish, wait for it to digest and digest it. ”

"Why?"

"So many why." Dinghammer coughed twice: "Don't talk nonsense, the wild boar can't get me a few sparrows to fry it, I want to eat meat!" ”

The black-faced man answered, and hurriedly and cheerfully ran out, took out the net for catching birds and the spoon for catching fish from the house, and rushed to the door of each house in three steps and two steps, and got out all the young laborers, although these guys were all yellow-faced and thin, but compared with those old, weak, sick and disabled, these people were much stronger.

The black-faced man said hello to the hammer, and rushed into the mountain with dozens of people, and these men who have lived here for many years are definitely no less familiar with the mountain than their own home, and after a while, all strange things came out. Because the hammer says that there are no fish, in addition to fish, there are everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and drills in the soil.

Two-pound pheasants, more than half a catty mountain mouse, hibernating snakes with thick arms, and dense tree insects with white flowers can actually get hundreds of catties of meat anyway, and those children and women also picked all kinds of berries.

"Great Zijiang......" Miao didn't know when he came out, drooling, looking at the purple berries in the jar with golden light: "A bottle of authentic Zijiang brew is worth thousands!" ”

Dinghammer turned his head to look at him: "So valuable?" ”

"Worth the money! It's so valuable! Miao put one in his mouth and chewed it gently: "The sweetness and sourness are moderate, the moisture is just right, the fruit is full, and it is full of sunny flavor!" If you add the right brewing method, the resulting sake can make people go crazy! ”

"Let's fill my stomach first." Dinghammer shook his head: "But this is all over the mountains, you can brew it yourself." ”

"I walked around in the morning, and there was everything on the hills, there were beets to boil sugar, there was a cave full of white salt, there were mountain peppers, and ......."

Here, Miao sold a pass and smiled slightly: "It can be seen from the surface sediments that the land here is unimaginably fertile, and there are energy crystal veins underground!" Sure enough, it was a world-class treasure of the year. ”

"This means ......" hammer's eyes suddenly widened: "We are developed?" ”

Miao smiled mysteriously: "Do you know how to refine?" The refining technology is in the hands of the world's three major arsenals, do you think they will give it to you? ”

He lowered his eyelids and laughed quietly, then louder and louder, until he couldn't straighten his waist, and finally he even began to slap the ground with his hands.

Miao next to him also laughed there, lit a cigarette and continued to laugh. The people who came out at the back didn't know what they were laughing at, they just thought they might be crazy.

Is it really crazy? Of course not, the world's three major arsenals are Carnot War Machinery Company, Pitt Heavy Industries Group, and Judy Special Equipment Company, these three companies have mastered the core refining technology of amplifiers, and this technology was invented and popularized by a scientist named Lampa, and has not changed for many years.

As for whether the three arsenals will give hammer technology, it doesn't seem to matter much, at least the hammer doesn't care.

At this time, the ham sausage that was designing the big tree system with Bai Fei in the research room suddenly shook up and down a few times without warning, trembling from the tip of its ears to the head of its tail, and even its snot came out, and it raised its head in some surprise: "Do you feel a gust of wind blowing?" ”

Bai Fei, who was wearing gloves and was carefully controlling the core, raised her head and wiped her sweat: "No, it may be that you want to fix the hammer too much." ”

"Who would think about that scumbag, I'm very happy without him being annoyed."

And Dingzhu, who was thousands of kilometers away, was now sitting in front of the mountain of food and drooling, he didn't expect that the products here were so abundant and so easy, it seemed that the poverty here was not because of the poor mountains and bad water, and the crux of the problem should appear in this group of stupid guys who had no medicine.

"Uncle, I'll teach you IQ here in the future." Dinghammer sighed: "I can't imagine that these people can be stupid like this. ”

Miao leaned against a tree and shook his head gently: "Because they have little contact with the outside world, the thinking of people here is fundamentally not so active, so there are many things that need to be done in addition to education. ”

Dinghammer nodded at him and beckoned: "Ready to cook!" ”

In the past three years, under the bullying of the poaching gang, these people have survived cassava and bran for winter after winter, and now, after the arrival of the hammer, they have once again resumed the life of meat to eat, and this feeling of regaining the heavenly meaning makes them treat this meal as a grand festival, and even leave the center of the place to the hammer.

Although the cooking technique here is single, nothing more than boiling and roasting, this good mountain and good water is a good taste, the aroma of barbecue can be clearly smelled from several kilometers away, and those delicious fruits make Dingzhu's teeth sour. Overall it was simple and hearty.

"Come on, this chicken soup, tsk." Dinghammer brought a bowl of chicken soup and put it in front of the buns: "Come on, eat!" Look, this oil is all yellow and clear, and the best chicken. ”

The butterfly next to her was holding a roasted mountain rat and eating her mouth full of oil, and she had few expressions, and her eyes actually turned into a pair of small crescents.

As for the villagers, although they were not singing or dancing, they were very excited when they were eating, and the children were walking around the crowd with their meats, and the adults were smiling.

But just when she was almost full, the butterfly suddenly stood up from her position, her eyes began to roll around, and then she stretched out her hand and pointed to the end of the road: "There are people coming, a lot." ”

Dinghammer looked in the direction of her finger, but found that no one was coming, and there was nothing on the road, except for a female wild boar with her cubs walking leisurely on the road.

"No ......"

Before he could finish speaking, smoke and dust suddenly billowed in the distance, and Dingzhu frowned, and a grim sneer came out of his mouth: "This is here for the festival." ”

After saying that, Dinghammer sat down again and continued to eat and drink. And Miao leaned into Dingzhu's ear: "These people's noses are smarter than dogs." ”

Dinghammer touched his chin: "I think, they must not have this rule for no purpose, and we will talk about it when it is settled." ”

After speaking, he stood up and nodded at the butterfly: "You don't need me to explain to you later, right?" ”

"Mo Hui, Explosive Trap!"

Mo Hui nodded, throwing a few stones up and down: "This kind of ordinary stone is not very powerful. ”

But then he changed his words: "It's okay to blow up a few of them in one piece." ”

"Ge, get ready, you're in charge of the siege."

"Isn't it just an illusion?" Ge began to walk away with a plate of fruit: "Look at me." ”

Then Dinghammer looked around, and found that there were buns and Miao left around him, Miao's waste must not be able to fight, but buns......

"Buns."

Baozi quickly raised his head: "It's here." ”

Dingzhu coughed and smiled slightly: "Hit with your life!" ”

"Ulla!" Baozi responded happily, and took out a pair of spiky knuckles that Bai Fei gave her when she was leaving from the bear backpack she was carrying behind her, and it looked hideous and terrifying on her hand.

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