Zhang Xiaoyu got up from the bed, as if several days had passed, but in fact he had only slept for one night.

South Park's script is so long that he stays in it for days, but it only takes a few hours to translate into the real world.

The time in "Nightmare Paradise" is about 30 to 1 compared to the time in reality, which means that thirty days have passed in it, and only one day has passed in reality.

Today is Tuesday, Zhang Xiaoyu took a look at the class schedule, the first and second classes were "Applied Writing", Zhang Xiaoyu looked at his watch again, and found that the time was already half past eight, and the first class time was half past eight, and now he was late to go, and he felt that this course was not very useful, the credits were not high, and the teacher was not strict, so he simply skipped.

In the afternoon, I also have to take "Electrical and Electronic Technology", but it is in the eighth and ninth periods, and the class time is from 4:25 to 6:05 in the afternoon.

Zhang Xiaoyu decided to go to the Yuan's martial arts hall after breakfast, and then went back to school at about half past three in the afternoon.

After breakfast, I came to the Yuan Martial Arts Hall, and the time was just nine o'clock.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw all the senior brothers, he greeted them all and said, "Senior brothers, it's morning!" ”

All the senior brothers also greeted him early.

When Dahu saw Zhang Xiaoyu, he said, "Little junior brother, how is the practice of "Ape Boxing Basic Boxing"? You read 10 pages in one night the day before yesterday, so you read at least 20 pages last night, right? ”

Zhang Xiaoyu smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't watch it last night." ”

When Dahu heard this, he smiled and said, "Little junior brother, it's already the second day, and after today, you only have five days left, are you sure you can really learn the basic boxing technique of ape boxing within the specified time?" If you are not sure, then let's admit defeat quickly, don't waste our time, and I kindly remind you, senior brother, if you start washing our socks from now on, the amount of washing will be less. ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he was stunned for a moment and said, "How can today be the next day?" Isn't it just the beginning today? ”

Dahu said: "When the gambling contract started yesterday, that day was counted, don't you know?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu smiled bitterly, knowing that it was the big tiger who was yin against him, but he didn't want to worry so much, and said, "Okay, one less day is one less day." Then he said, "Senior brother, I'm going to report to Master." After speaking, he turned around and walked towards Uncle Yuan's practice room.

Dahu looked at Zhang Xiaoyu's departing back, a little depressed, he provoked Zhang Xiaoyu just now, he thought that Zhang Xiaoyu would protest strongly, but he didn't expect that his punch hit the cotton, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't care about the lack of a day at all.

Zhang Xiaoyu came to the door of Uncle Yuan's practice room, knocked on the door, and a voice came from inside: "Come in." ”

"Master is early!"

"Yo, Xiaoyu, I'm here so early today, I thought you would only come in the afternoon." Uncle Yuan stood up from the meditation and asked with concern, "How is the basic boxing of the ape boxing?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu replied truthfully and said: "It's still the same, I didn't read the boxing book and didn't practice last night." ”

When Uncle Yuan heard this, not only did he not blame Zhang Xiaoyu, but suddenly laughed.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw Uncle Yuan's smile, he was completely confused, and he didn't know what he was laughing at.

At this time, Uncle Yuan said, "Xiaoyu, did you go happy with your girlfriend last night?" ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he finally understood why his master was laughing just now, so he hurriedly said, "What's the matter!" I don't even have a girlfriend! ”

"This is really a sad story...... Uncle Yuan came to this sentence, and then asked, "Do you have a favorite object?" Or rather, the object of a crush. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu glanced at his master, a little inexplicable, and thought, why is the master so gossip this morning? I even asked these things.

"No, no......" Zhang Xiaoyu smiled bitterly and said, "I haven't thought about it now, and now I still focus on studying......"

In fact, he studied scum and couldn't find a girlfriend, completely because he was more homely, and their school was an engineering school, and there were fewer girls. He didn't know why he would say such a sentence against his will.

Uncle Yuan smiled at this time, and said: "Master is a person from the past, there are some things I understand very well, at your age, hormones explode, even animals will seek mating, you can't find a girlfriend, it's not that you don't want to, but because your school is a monk temple, haha!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu was embarrassed when he heard this, he didn't expect Uncle Yuan to know this, their school is indeed a monk temple, and the ratio of men and women is seriously imbalanced, reaching 7 to 1, that is to say, out of 7 boys, there is only 1 girl. This directly led to a large number of high-quality boys being sad for four years, and Zhang Xiaoyu is not a high-quality boy in the eyes of girls, so it is natural to be single.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Zhang Xiaoyu pretended to be relaxed and said with a smile: "Master, you ask so much, do you want to introduce me to someone?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu thought that Uncle Yuan was just talking, but he didn't expect Uncle Yuan to say "eh" at this time, and said: "Don't say it, I really know a girl, she is an apprentice of our martial arts hall, she is beautiful, gentle and considerate, and most importantly, she is single, if you want, I will introduce you to you." ”

"Aha?" Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, he was just talking, he was not yet at the age of blind date, and besides, he was not in a hurry now, so he hurriedly shirked it and said: "Master, your apprentice has received it, but now I have to study and learn martial arts, where is there time to deal with the object, forget it, don't worry about your old man." ”

"How can Master ignore the lifelong events of apprentices?!" Uncle Yuan became serious at this time and said, "I'll take care of your matter!" I have made an appointment, tonight at eight o'clock in the evening, Beigang 'Meet Cafe', you must go! ”

"Huh?" Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned, and hehe: "Master, your old man is so fast...... then came back to his senses and said: "No, Master, look, I, this ...... I've got a class tonight! ”

"Got a class?"

Zhang Xiaoyu nodded and said, "That's right, there is a class tonight, so I only came to the martial arts hall in the morning today." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu thought that he would be able to shirk the past by saying this, but he didn't expect that at this time, Uncle Yuan said with a cold face: "If there is a class, it will be skipped, is it a lifelong event that is important, or is a class important?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu whispered: "A lesson is important......"

As a result, before the words fell, he ate a big chestnut in the back of his head.

Uncle Yuan hated that iron could not become steel, and said: "You deserve more than 20 years of diao!" It's an opportunity, how can you not go? I blew it when I saw that I didn't like it, and I didn't force you to marry someone else! ”

Zhang Xiaoyu touched the back of his head, sighed helplessly, and said, "Okay, I'll go ......"

Uncle Yuan nodded with satisfaction: "Well, this is my good apprentice." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu asked at this time: "Master, who is that person, you have to let me know her name first, right?" ”

"That person's name is Xiaoshan."

"Where's the last name?"

"You can ask her yourself!" Uncle Yuan looked unhappy.

In fact, Zhang Xiaoyu has another question, that is, his master said that he had already made an appointment, that is, he made an appointment with the woman first, and then asked Zhang Xiaoyu, there seems to be something wrong here, if Zhang Xiaoyu already has a girlfriend, then wouldn't his master, the matchmaker, want to touch a nose? ……