Chapter 330: There are cows hanging on the tree, and they are fruitful
Inside the island, deep in the woods.
The evening sunlight leaked down from the treetops, like a chaotic criss-crossing column of light poking down from the treetops, supporting the dilapidated buildings in front of them.
This building, under the old trees clustered, is like an old man holding an umbrella, and the two holes in the wall in front of him are the two strange eyes of the old man.
The eyes were staring at us. Wherever we look in that direction, it stares at us.
The three of us were standing in front of the dilapidated house at this time. The dilapidated house had fallen into a shapeless shape, moss and cobwebs obscuring all traces of its identity.
"Old Dao, where is this?" I asked.
Lao Dao said: "I don't know either. ”
I sighed helplessly and said, "I knew you would answer like this, and I wouldn't have asked if I knew I wouldn't have wasted my saliva." ”
"And you still ask?"
Bai Nuoxin looked up and said, "In such a dilapidated house, is the Yang Shenzhu really in it?" It seems that Bai Nuoxin is a little unconvinced.
I also don't believe that this broken house, where even beggars don't stop, hides the Yang God Bead.
"Yes, Lao Dao, are you looking for the wrong place, how can the Spirit Bead in my body not have a sense? If there really is a Yang God Bead here, my Spirit God Bead should have a sense of it. ”
But the old Tao said: "Do you know Heisenberg's uncertainty principle? ”
I was stunned for a moment, feeling inexplicable, why did this guy suddenly talk about such a profound scientific question, you know, his Taoist art, but the sworn enemy of science, in this era, everyone believes in science, opposes superstition, people like Lao Dao, walking on the street will only be shouted and beaten, I didn't expect him to be persecuted, even the science that stifled him and his Taoism is not disgusted at all.
I picked my nose and said, "I've heard of it, but this has something to do with finding Yang Shenzhu?" ”
Bai Nuoxin smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't expect that a Taoist priest who fiddled with talisman paper all day long to catch demons and demons would have such profound scientific knowledge. ”
Lao Daotian was shameless, and regarded ridicule as a compliment, all of his subordinates, he said: "Ha, thank you for the compliment, as the so-called learning is endless, academics are not justified, magic is a kind of academics, science is also a kind of academics, in this era, even if it is such a traditional profession in our industry, we have to keep pace with the times, you say yes, just take catching ghosts, flying out of the rune paper, which is related to strength, speed, gravitational acceleration, air resistance, reaction time and a series of problems in the house, and the time to fly out of the rune paper, It depends on the other party's reaction, psychological condition, and physical condition, which has something to do with psychology and biology, so don't look at the moment when I flew out of the rune paper as fast as lightning, in fact, in this 0.0001 second time, I made accurate calculations, and comprehensively considered other factors such as physics, biology, chemistry, mathematics, philosophy, etc., and finally flew out of the rune paper to ensure that I hit the ghost...... Haha, I've only read a few thousand books on Western science, not enough, not enough! You don't look at me with such adoring eyes, I'm embarrassed to see me, haha! ”
I stared at this guy, pulled my face, smiled a few times, and said, "How can I hear the screams of countless cows in the trees?" ”
Lao Dao subconsciously looked at the top of the tree and said, "No, there are just some small birds chirping in the tree, how can there be cows?" ”
Bai Nuoxin looked at Lao Dao with disdain, snorted, and said, "You were blown up, it was full of branches, and it was fruitful, so you are so thick-skinned." ”
I sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, what did you just say that you didn't know what the principle was, what's the matter?" Does it have anything to do with this Yang God Bead? ”
Lao Dao pretended to cough a few times, and resumed his seriousness, as if he was an old man doing academics, he said: "Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, in short, means that the objects used in this world, from small atoms to large universes, are all inaccurate and error-prohibitive. ”
Bai Nuoxin said "hehe" a few times at this time, and said: "Our great scientist, this seems to have nothing to do with our search for Yang Shenzhu, right?" ”
Lao Dao was straightforward and said, "Why doesn't it matter? The Heisenberg principle of inaccuracy shows that all measurements are incorrect, and the induction between the divine beads is also a kind of measurement, that is to say, the induction between the divine beads will also have errors, and there are inaccurate times, now the spirit beads in Gongnan's body and the body spirit beads and wisdom beads in my hands are not inducted, which is the best evidence of this error, so, you see, this relationship, is it a big drop, haha! ”
Bai Nuoxin and I listened to it and almost fell to the ground.
I sighed helplessly and said, "Whew...... It seems that I misread you before, I knew that you would pretend to be bullshit, but I didn't expect that you would be so hidden, ya, the whole universe has been torn in half by your mouth! ”
Lao Dao said shamelessly: "I have won awards, but then again, I actually only used one-tenth of my skills, I didn't expect you to worship me so much." ”
Bai Nuoxin wiped her forehead, smiled bitterly a few times, and said: "Actually, you just said that there would be a mistake in the induction between this divine bead, and you actually said so much in a roundabout way, and you still said that time was tight on the road." ”
Lao Dao looked at the dilapidated house in front of him, smiled, and said, "Since the Yang Divine Bead is already close at hand, then let's stop and relax, so what's the matter?" Relax, relax, can improve work efficiency, work efficiency increases, maybe after we take the Yang God Bead, we will directly find the entrance to the dark hole, you say? Then Lao Dao thrust the peach wood sword in his hand into the ground, raised his hands with both hands, stretched his waist, and then said: "Now I have a proposal, you see, there are so many dead branches and leaves here, and the game on the trees is alive and kicking, chattering, strange and annoying, or we will first shoot down the birds on the tree, eat a roasted game, and then go in to find the Yang Shenzhu when we are full of food and drink, what do you think?" Anyway, the Yang Shenzhu is inside, and it doesn't have long legs, so it won't run away. ”
Bai Nuoxin and I listened to Lao Dao's ridiculous suggestion, and we couldn't smile bitterly and were speechless.
After Lao Dao finished speaking, he didn't wait for us to agree, so he thrust the peachwood sword in his hand into the ground, bent down to pick up a small stone, and threw it at the top of the tree in the sky.
I looked at the little bird on the ground, a little surprised, a little surprised, I didn't expect Lao Dao to really hit the bird!
However, then I was surprised, now this old way is not like the original old way, the original old way said few words in his mouth and sharp, it will definitely not be like the current nonsense Tang Seng is like a whole person, and the original he pays attention to efficiency and never tosses, but now this old way does things completely contrary to his principles......
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be stunned, could it be that the old way did it on purpose?
"Oh, how can such a small bird be enough for three people?" Lao Dao kicked the little bird on the ground with his foot, shook his head and sighed, and said, "If I had known, I would throw three stones at the same time, so that we can each have one bird." ”
I glanced at Lao Dao, his face was as usual, there was nothing unusual, and his every move was also natural, not like he was pretending.
I was amazed at the wonders. Bai Nuoxin was also confused.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from the air!
"Senior brother, you performed quite hard in order to lure me out!" The voice was a man's, but with a woman's sharpness, a little dark, weird, and cunning!
It's Lin Ming's voice!
The sound echoed above the treetops, rippling away, a cold wind blew, the surrounding trees trembled, and countless dead leaves fell from the trees, I don't know if it was because of the wind, or because of this sound that made people tremble when they heard it.
When Bai Nuoxin and I heard this voice, we immediately became vigilant and searched everywhere, but we couldn't see anyone.
Lao Dao smiled faintly and said, "Senior brother, in order to bring me here, you are also very hard, and you even used the Yang Divine Bead." Lao Dao turned around and pulled out the peachwood sword that was stuck in the ground, and then said: "However, it seems that your impatient temperament has not been changed, senior brother, you are just such a small step, seeing that I am about to enter the trap, but you are exposed first." ”
"Hehe......" A voice came from the air again, "Senior brother, don't think I'm stupid, you know that Yang Shenzhu didn't go in immediately when he was in the broken house, but did some kind of roasted game outside, didn't he just find the trap inside?" I'm afraid, even if I wait a hundred years, you won't go in. Moreover, you completely let your guard down and stuck your peachwood sword on the ground, didn't you just want me to mistakenly think that you really let your guard down? Your trick is to lure me into a move, so that at the moment I make a move, you can identify my position and suddenly turn around and attack me by surprise, but ......"
Speaking of this, Lin Ming slowly walked out of a dark hole in the wall of the broken house, and he continued: "But, don't think I'm blind, I can see the rune paper in your two cuffs clearly!" ”
Lin Ming jumped down from the hole, fell to the ground, and stood firmly in front of us, he looked at us, the eyes of his two eyes were like two nails, nailing us to the trunk behind him, he suddenly sneered: "My good junior brother, you are still as cautious as ever, you are still so smart, but you still fell into my trap." As he spoke, the corners of Lin Ming's mouth curled, revealing his teeth, like a sickle in the hand of a ghost.
Lao Dao was stunned at this time, and couldn't help but be shocked, and suddenly shouted at me: "Leave Bai Nuoxin quickly!" ”
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