"Tattered? The inn does look old, but it's not so tattered, is it? And that's not where you go! ”

After being stopped by Kasuga with his arms outstretched, Ji Feng reluctantly looked around at the decoration of the hotel, and quite perfunctorily satisfied the ** that Haruhi wanted to be complained about. Then, after only a few seconds of thought, he quickly said several story routines that are quite common in ACGMN:

"But the hot spring village hidden deep in the mountains, the old ryokan, these elements are combined, and I have already designed several scripts for you.

Are you here to investigate the legend of some ghost, or do you want to dig up the treasure left behind by some ancient general? Or where did you see the recent rumors of UFOs in the neighborhood?

Or maybe in two days the only road to the outside world will be blocked by a mudslide caused by a sudden rain, the telephone lines will be cut off, the cell phone will have no signal, and then there will be a series of killings in this hotel or in the entire village?

If it is a more peaceful and sunny script, then it is okay to carry a shovel and a pickaxe to the mountains to dig new hot springs, and try to make a fortune from it, and finally dig up a jar of gold buried here by the old fortune of the landlord.

More realistically, our original plan was to find ghosts or treasures or alien ruins, but we found nothing. However, in the process of searching, we stumbled upon a cave, and found in it the treasure trove or weapons depot or material warehouse left by Japan during World War II, and after a fierce psychological struggle and even cannibalism, the living people finally handed them over to the state. ”

Ji Feng has basically counted it now, and the plot that happened now that was not at all in the original work is likely to be the reasoning story that originally happened on the isolated island at the beginning of the summer vacation.

It's just that this time Kasuga has found a stage by himself, so Gu Quan's companions in the "organ" won't have time to replace the hostess and waiters of this hotel to make any arrangements, they may be able to pretend to be tourists, or pretend to be villagers in the village, but can the "organ" design a script that satisfies Kasuga in such a short period of time?

Or is there really something to discover in the vicinity of this remote hot spring village?

"What a rotten script are you! Especially the last one, why should we kill each other! And why turn it over to the state! What we find belongs to us! ”

"Tut-tut...... Your consciousness is not high enough. 'The whole world is not the king's land', and everything buried in the ground naturally belongs to the state. ”

For these déjà vu plots made up by Ji Feng casually, Haruhi gave a very low evaluation, especially the ending of "Handed Over to the Country", which was so disgusting that all the facial features on her entire face were wrinkled together, and she didn't even show such a distorted expression when she ate natto.

"Well...... Let's wait until the treasure is discovered. ”

Probably because of the May illness, it was rare that Spring did not carry each other with Ji Feng, she shrugged her shoulders indifferently, and then cut straight to the point:

"This village does have a legend of treasure, this village is said to have existed hundreds of years ago, don't you ...... At least more than 400 years ago. This is because the treasure of this village is said to have been buried by Akechi Mitsuhide, who was defeated at Mt. Tennono by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who carried out the 'Great Retreat of China' after killing the Sixth Heavenly Demon King Oda Nobunaga.

It is said that it was a foggy day, and after the defeat of Akechi Mitsuhide, he planned to flee along the path, but was killed in this village by the villagers who hunted the fallen samurai.

But then the villagers tried to get the carts of treasures carried by Zhizhi and others, but found that the treasures were missing. When they searched everywhere until they found the place where they had killed Wise and his men, they were horrified to find that the corpses that had been cut off and stripped of their armor were gone! ”

"Uh-huh, hey-hee-he——!e-he

The ghost story of Spring had just begun, and Shikuru immediately screamed in horror, and even her face began to turn a little blue, which made everyone smile helplessly.

But except for the shivering Shikuru, no one wants Haruhi to stop immediately, and the sudden "there is no one underneath" in the middle of the story is the most infuriating. And it was impossible for Haruhi to stop talking because someone was afraid, so she just made a reassuring gesture to Shikuru with a gentle face, and continued to preach again with a dark face:

"After that, every night, there will be a few ** headless figures wandering around the village; When it is foggy, these ** headless figures will enter the village, knock on the doors of villagers' houses door to door, and ask them for their clothes and heads.

The terrified villagers threw back their heads, then their clothes, armor, and weapons, and the spirits finally retreated.

However, they did not go far, and at night and in the fog, the villagers would often hear the sound of armor colliding against each other in the mountains. If you are still outside at this time, then you must climb to a nearby tree and hide as soon as you hear the noise, and close your eyes and hold your breath when the sound is near.

Remember, be sure to close your eyes, hold your breath, and never look down, even if the sound stops under the tree you're hiding! Definitely don't look down! And even if you are about to suffocate, you can't breathe! Otherwise, those dead souls will feel the gaze and breath of the living, and they will immediately pull you down, making you one of them forever and ever! ”

"Huh, ah, ——!!!"

Haruhi, who opened her eyes widely, almost finished the last sentence against Shi Jiuru's eyes, and sure enough, Shi Jiuru was so frightened that she covered her face with her hands and screamed, and then she sat up straight again with satisfaction, and said to Ji Feng and the others with a boring face in a rather relaxed tone:

"Well...... Although it seems to have been heard 800 times in the cliché story, the tourist attractions that claim that their ancestors once killed Akechi Mitsuhide and his men, and there are also 10,000 or 8,000 as proof of armor and weapons, but this village is a little different.

At least in terms of atmosphere, it wouldn't be surprising that anything did pop up in the undeveloped forests around here. Unlike those popular hot spring resorts, even if there were really any ghosts of dead generals, they must have been overtaken by local merchants looking for monks, otherwise how could tourists dare to play haunted all day long! ”