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Under the blazing afternoon sun, on the top of a high-rise building in an Australian city, there is a red-haired young man sitting on the edge, looking out at the people in the distance.

In the corner of the rooftop, a low, cylindrical robot with dozens of cables attached to it rushed down its router into the IFI network that enveloped the entire city. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Countless data streams and thousands of years of technology beyond the entire world have conquered everything that can be called a firewall in an instant, silently occupying all the servers in the entire city.

In a thousandth of a second, the progress bar jumped from zero to 100 percent, and most of the time wasted was due to the city's computer network being so rudimentary that the signal was transmitted rather slowly.

In an instant, the traffic lights at intersections, cameras on highways, large billboards on the streets, and even the ticketing system at the station all fell into its hands.

Eventually, mobile phones, tablets, and even any mobile terminal connected to the Internet have fallen into this vast network.

The countless red dots flickered on a huge screen like a sea, enclosing a building.

A brief message appeared in the red-haired man's head: "Owl, Brisbane SI Li Primary School Invasion is complete!" 3:46:11 p.m. Sydney time. ”

The man named Lixiao cheered in a low voice, as if the network that had invaded the city brought him a much stronger sense of accomplishment than a single bombardment on the Zerg's home planet.

"Excellent! Get ready for the dead octopus! I practiced hundreds of times in the three-dimensional projection of the axis of disobedience, but this time it was unsuccessful...... You just die! ”

Lixiao's fingers quickly tapped on the suspended screen in front of him, investigating lines of data, and his face was serious.

I said...... Owl ......"

A projection screen appeared in the air, and behind the screen, a middle-aged man in a business suit held a bouquet of roses in his hand, and said with an uneasy expression: "Otherwise, forget it......"

"Mao!" With his foot on the ground, the cement guardrail under his feet suddenly shattered, and he roared at the screen with an angry expression: "Dead octopus!" You're going to shrink your eggs today, are you worthy of the fool who is still flying in the sky as a mobile router?

If you fail, don't say you're a man in front of Lao Tzu in the future! When Lao Tzu is blind! For today's plan, you have applied for five percent of the computing resources of the Axis of Rebellion, so that you have wasted two hours of computing resources that are enough to check the orbit of the nebula! ”

Behind the screen, Doctor Octopus has removed those terrifying metal prosthetics, and Kim Sè's hair has been taken care of by a top image designer to give people a safe and secure look, looking like a political rookie.

People rely on clothes, and they spent millions of dollars to buy him this outfit all over the world, and even a button is eager for those old craftsmen to carve a flower.

Besides, the octopus itself is not bad-looking, he is standing on the corner of the street in a handmade suit, and there is a dazzling Aston Martin parked behind him, so I don't know how many girls will come up to talk to him.

"I see......" He tugged at his tie uneasily, gasping and deciding, "I—I'll do it!" ”

"This is Lixiao, call Bai Shuo, call Bai Shuo, help the dead octopus get rid of this terrible appearance."

Bai Shuo, whose face was helpless, appeared on the screen: "I'll go and recite the scriptures for him to calm ......"

"! I'm not asking you to recite the scriptures, bastard! Lixiao pointed to the octopus on the screen, and said with an irritated face: "It's pitiful to see the octopus on the street corner!" He needs the help of a love saint! ”

"But...... I'm not a lover. Bai Shuo looked at Lixiao's crazy appearance, took a step back a little uncomfortably, and smiled bitterly: "I still don't understand, you want to find me for Mao...... I think you should be able to handle it. ”

"It's all now, you're still pretending to be hairy! If I can do it, I don't need you! With an angry expression, Li Xiao pointed at Bai Shuo and said loudly: "One guy in the whole random team has been married to a dead octopus, and the others are all old singles until now!" ”

"But, I'm really not a lover...... Why are you looking for me? ”

"Impossible! You're still pretending! Lixiao's expression twitched: "Looking for your choice, this is the result of disobeying the axis!" ”

"Nima, you've been living with a broken computer all your life!" Bai Shuo sighed helplessly: "I thought that scientific fortune-telling was already very mysterious...... I didn't expect your broken computer to be even better! ”

A few days ago, with a sincere face, Lixiao found the Hope Team and invited Bai Shuo to come over to help.

As for the reason, he was extremely embarrassed: they needed a guy who could guide the octopus in its strategy......

At that time, he said that he was still an old bachelor, R-2 was a robot at all, the fool only liked the female orangutan, and the only person who could help was Bai Shuo.

Bai Shuo himself also thinks this is a mystery, because he doesn't have much experience in this area......

"I don't know how that girl from your family came here! I don't have experience, why is the knight in your house looking at you so strangely! "The whole infinite world is about to know that you are 'inexperienced', and you have taken the cross person to the sky to rob the girl!" You're still telling me you're inexperienced! You bastard! Believe it or not, on behalf of the 'Infinite World Death Group', God has punished you! ”

Bai Shuo wiped the sweat from his head, and said helplessly: "That's a special reason......

"It's so special that the Axis of Rebellion says you're a murderer, a bastard!" He snapped his fingers: "The number of your lovers is 1, 2, 3, 4 ...... just by guessing the number of your lovers."

"Stop me!" Bai Shuo was taken aback: "Where are there so many ......?"

That is, Chen Jingmo, Ottolia and Nuwa...... It's just three, Su Xi is a daughter there, naturally it can't be counted, well, it can't be counted.

"It's almost time!" Lixiao covered his face: "The dead octopus is all playing there!" You don't want to sit on the sidelines, okay......"

"Okay." Bai Shuo stiffened his head, walked behind Doctor Octopus, and patted him on the shoulder: "I think you need to calm down......"

The force movement on the octopus's body leaked out because of the uneasiness of the mood and spread in all directions.

The people around me felt all kinds of strange illusions, whether it was hot or cold, and some people felt that the heavens and the earth were spinning, and they were about to fall.

A leaf was about to spin and fly under his feet, and it was able to make the Jedi, who was known for his self-discipline, lose his temper to such an extent, which showed that the octopus's mood had moved to the limit.

Bai Shuo's voice carried the power to soothe people's hearts, and he took out the iron box and asked, "Do you want a cigarette?" ”

There was a sudden 'snort' in the air, and the electromagnetic field around the octopus was disturbed, destroying all the spiritual power in Bai Shuo's language.

it, and this function......

The corners of Bai Shuo's eyes twitched, why didn't he say it earlier, did he want to use the six senses of Buddhism to forcibly break through this magnetic field that defends spiritual power and give the octopus a ......

No, if the octopus is said by his own words, it will be boring, and it will be a mess if he wants to escape into the empty door.

"I quit smoking." The octopus shook his head a little stiffly, not paying attention to the alarm at all, and whispered in a dejected voice: "I think, I need a little tequila, no, is there vodka?" ”

"Sorry, I don't drink." Bai Shuo stretched out his hand, simply passed through the magnetic field around the octopus, and forcibly pressed on the octopus's shoulder: "Calm down!" ”

Instantly, the sound poured into the octopus's ears, making him feel a scoop of ice water pouring in from the back of his neck, and he couldn't help but shiver, although he was a little embarrassed, but the person finally sobered up a little.

Bai Shuo looked at his flustered appearance, casually laid a camouflage enchantment around him, and then reached into the pure land of his six realms and grabbed a handful, pinched a handful of dust out.

A stream of water erupted from the faucet beside him, wetting the handful of pure land dust, and then the flame of Wu Sè ignited from the void, instantly burning the handful of dust into a flowing viscous liquid, and when they condensed, they had turned into transparent beads, and the combination of more than a dozen beads could form a Zen meditation technique that aids meditation during meditation.

Bai Shuo used a red rope to set up an enchantment to string them together to make a simple string of Buddhist beads and threw them into the octopus's hand.

He lifted his chin: "Throw away that tens of thousands of watches, I think you need this." ”

If you put that thing with the main god, you can at least earn a three-star prop evaluation, which is still the reason why Bai Shuo, a mage who has no 'alchemy' expertise, is tyrannical in amassing heavenly things.

The beads made from the teachings of Zen Buddhism are not limited to the door, and even if they are placed in the hands of a mage who has strengthened the 'Nichiren sect' or the 'Esoteric sect', it can be used as a magic weapon, and even a berserker who is insulated from the calm mind can add a dozen points to his poor intelligence value.

Bai Shuo really tried his best to help the octopus this time.

Wearing the Buddha beads given by Bai Shuo, the octopus's expression looked much better, and he threw the famous watch that looked valuable to Bai Shuo, he raised his sleeve to wipe the oil and sweat on his forehead, and began to take a deep breath.

Bai Shuo looked down at the time of his watch and said in a low voice: "Don't be nervous, it's still a little bit off, and it's absolutely no problem to follow the plan!" ”

A smile appeared on the octopus's face, but no matter how he looked at it, it was awkward: "I understand, leave it to me......"

"Rest assured, everyone." He sniffed and straightened up: "This time, I will show courage!" ”

"Roger." The fool carrying the giant router in the sky replied succinctly, and R-2 replied even more simply, replying with a string of binary codes that represented 'confirmation'.

"Dead Octopus ......" was on the roof of the building, and he looked down at the figure in the distance, and whispered: "Come on, come on, you must go home......"

The bell rang, and four o'clock in the afternoon arrived.

On the opposite side of the street, a bell rang at Brisbane SI Primary School, and school was over.

Above the tall building, Lixiao, who came here so that the octopus could regain its lost family, turned on the giant computing processor and roared: "The action begins!" ”

In the open school gate, the little blonde girl carrying a small bag appeared from the crowd.

At that moment, Bai Shuo heard a hun-haunting murmur coming from the octopus's throat: "Ellie...... "ro!."