Chapter Ninety-Two: Master Zu
It's easy, really, it's so easy that we finally arrived at Nananta Park, and when I got off the bus, I looked at my phone, damn it, it was half past eleven.
After a while, it will be a time period when a hundred ghosts are rampant, I hope the old man hasn't arrived yet, I hope the old man is lost, I kept praying in my heart.
I, Su Yidan, and Dao An sneaked into the park, fortunately the lights were still on, and after walking a few steps, I saw that Dao An seemed to think of something, so he stopped, and I asked him, "What's wrong?" ”
Dao An said to the two of us, "It's better to be careful." ”
Speaking of this, I saw him take out a box and a bottle of mineral water from his backpack, squatted on the ground and opened the box, inside were a few crumpled pieces of yellow paper, and some faded red marks were hooked on the yellow paper, Dao An carefully picked out one, lit it with fire, stuffed the yellow paper into the mineral water bottle, pinched a trick in his right hand, chanted words in his mouth, held the bottle of water and shook it three times, then poured some water on his hand, wiped his eyes with the water, and took another sip.
I thought to myself, what's going on? After Dao An finished this series of actions, he opened his mouth and said to me: "This is what the master gave me, the things left by the ancestor back then, after wiping it, I can see the ghost, that's all left, it's gone when it's used up, it can probably open the eyes for two hours, don't waste it." ”
It turns out that this is the case, as I said before, normal people can't see ghosts, and there are only three ways to see ghosts, one is to reincarnate, just like money tied to paper, one is not to be in a hurry to reincarnate, that is, after death, you can come back after a while, and there is some kind of secret method, you must know how precious this secret technique is? It must be an authentic Xuanmen secret technique or a profound evil method to do it, such as Dao'an's crumpled paper, I am afraid it is the authentic talisman technique in Northeast Taoism, but I heard him say, 'That's it', it means that eighty percent of this craft has been lost.
Su Yidan was duty-bound, let that Daoan wipe his eyes, and drank a few sips of rune water, it was my turn, the rune water made my eyes very uncomfortable, very grinding, I drank two sips of water with my eyes closed, it seemed that the paper ashes were still drunk in my stomach, it was a disgusting feeling, after opening my eyes, I looked around and found that there was no change, maybe it was the relationship between the four towers, so there were no wandering ghosts nearby, and even the yellow skin that was rumored to be following my ass all day long and wanted to harm me didn't see it.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, we both had something in hand, and in addition to that, I tied my partner 'Lao Qi' to my right wrist with my teeth and left hand to make sure I could catch it with a flick of my hand, and then we nodded to each other and started to run deeper into the park.
It's a big park, and I've been running for a long time, and the more I run in the direction of the tower, the more worried I am in my heart, old man, old man, don't be here, even if you're there, don't dig it, even if you dig it..................
I found out that I was really crow's mouth, pure.
After running for a while, Su Yidan suddenly frowned and whispered, 'Not good'.
It turned out that there was already the sound of hoes plowing the ground in front of us, so we hurriedly quickened our pace, and rushed forward at a speed that seemed to be the focus of a 100-meter race.
If it's not Xuanyi, who else would the old man be? The old man had his back to us, and he was digging very hard in a piece of land with a round hoe, and had dug a big pit, and while digging, he said excitedly to himself: "There are ghosts to catch, there are ghosts to catch!" ”
"Old man!" "Master" "Old man! We were so frightened that we ran towards him and shouted hoarsely, "Don't!! ”
The anger seemed to be deaf to a deaf ear, we didn't run to the front, only to see him hoe down, as if digging something, the old man was overjoyed, only to see him bend over and throw out a stone slab from the pit, and then laughed, held a basketball laughing wine jar in his hand, he held the wine jar with one hand, and climbed out of the dirt pit with some difficulty, at this time it was already covered with mud.
"Run!!" Dao An saw that the old man dug out, as if it was a container containing monsters, and he was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, and he ran away like a wild dog that had escaped the reins, Su Yidan and I followed closely, but when he was about to run in front of the old man, the old man suddenly raised the wine jar with both hands, raised it above his head, and shouted excitedly as if he was holding a trophy: "Master Zu bless!" ”
Bless your sister, your grandfather bless you to release monsters, old man!!
I'm covered in sweat, thinking it's over, it's over, this time it's really over, and the monster will come out soon, hey, youkai!!
It was almost ten steps away from the old man, when he saw the old man suddenly slam the wine jar in his hand to the ground!!
Ruined !!!
I stood still, subconsciously closed my eyes and didn't dare to look again, but after two or three seconds, there was no imaginary 'snap' in my ears.
Here comes the question, there is a drunken man who picks up such a big rock and throws it at the TV after getting drunk, only to hear a snap, the TV is not broken, why.
It seems that everyone who has watched TV knows that either the TV is of good quality or it is not smashed.
Yes, fortunately it didn't hit.
It turned out that just at the last moment, Dao An suddenly gritted his teeth, put his feet on the ground, leaned forward, and pounced as if a baseball had taken over! At the moment when the wine jar was about to land, he held the wine jar in his hand, his hand minus a lot of momentum, and the ground was soft, so when the bottom of the wine jar hit the ground, it was not damaged.
All this happened between lightning and fire, and it didn't take a second to see Dao An swoop down the wine jar at a critical moment, although I don't know what the old man thought at this time, but I am sure that I, Dao An, and Su Yidan only had five words in their hearts at this time.
Blessed by Master Zu.
It seems that this time the ancestor really blessed, although he didn't bless the old man, although I and they are not the same grandfather, but as the saying goes, the gold ancestor and the silver ancestor are the good ancestors, isn't it?
The three of us breathed a sigh of relief, I thought to myself, senior brother, good ball, your pounce really blocked a catastrophe!
This is not an exaggeration, you must know that kind of monster is what we can resist living in a modern city? And I can't move the rescuers without a drum, if I really let that monster escape, I guess the three of us will really have to wait for death.
The old man was stunned, Dao An was also stunned, and when Su Yidan and I ran closer, he came back to his senses, he hugged the wine jar like a bear, and suddenly kissed the wine jar, kissing his mouth full of mud, he shouted: "Creation!" I can be regarded as the whole people. ”
"Create a fart, give it back to me!" When the old man saw that his land suddenly appeared, he said angrily.
Originally, Su Yidan was quite angry, but seeing that the old man looked childlike at this time, she couldn't bear to blame, so she just said to the old man: "I said, are you not playing, how can you think of digging the jar, how dangerous it is............"
"No ghosts!!" Seeing that Su Yidan seemed to be a little unhappy, he stiffened his mouth, and actually cried loudly, he cried and beat his chest, only to hear him cry and shout: "No ghost catches, it's boring, you all bully me when you see me old, don't you accompany me, and don't let me catch ghosts?" There is no reason, there is no reason!! ”
Seeing him crying sadly, I also felt a little unbearable, the old man is so old, he has no children, and he is confused, which is really pitiful.
Dao An saw that the master was crying, so he messed up again, only to see him holding the wine jar and saying to Xuan Yan: "Master, senior brothers have families and businesses, so they can't always come to see you, besides, I won't accompany you." ”
"Get out!" The old man sat on the ground with snot and tears and kicked his legs towards Dao'an, scolding while kicking: "You accompany me for a fart, I've been for months, it seems that I haven't seen you for months, you are also busy, hurry up, hurry up!! ”
Dao An smiled bitterly, and then whispered: "What a few months, I saw you five days ago." ”
I thought to myself, this time the old man seems to be really confused, there is no way at all, Suo surname eliminated the crisis, I saw that Su Yidan knelt on the ground, took out a tissue to wipe her tears for Xuanyi, at this moment she was rare gentle, I saw her while helping Xuanyan wipe her tears and said softly: "Master, who said that we won't accompany you anymore, from tomorrow, I will accompany you out every day to play, okay?" ”
"Really?" Xuan Yi looked at his youngest apprentice with red eyes, Su Yidan nodded, then pointed to me next to her, and said softly: "And this guy, he can sing the two-person turn, and he will sing it to you every day in the future, okay?" ”
Xuan Yi was really like a child at that time, he heard Su Yidan say this, he looked at me with some suspicion, I secretly said in my heart that it was not good, this juncture obviously could not refuse and could not make the old man suspicious, so he gritted his teeth, put his hands in front of him and back, and sang: "Second sister, I sit in the embroidery building, looking at the capital~~ Thinking of my second brother, I went to the city to work~~~~"
"Yes, yes!!" The old man was confused, his heart was the same as a child, and when he saw me singing the two-person turn, he immediately forgot to cry, laughed, he clapped his hands and said: "The scene of "Second Sister Wang's Husband" is good, I know, Bruce Lee plays Zhong Chufan!" ”
Dizzy, that's "Thunderstorm" is good, it's not a two-person turn, I smiled bitterly, but the old man was happy, so I also smiled, and then said: "What's the point of catching ghosts, old man, if you want to listen to us, you can sing, anyway, it doesn't cost money, sell your house and buy a motorcycle, and have fun." ”
The old man was overjoyed, and seemed to have forgotten about the monster release, Dao An saw that the master was happy at this time, and he also smiled, he said: "Yes, what's the point of catching ghosts, how good it is, sell motorcycles to buy monkeys, play!" ”
"Yes, yes!!" The old man was so happy, I saw him waving his hands and laughing: "I bought a monkey and then strangled it, it's just fun, hahahaha!" ”
Su Yidan was relieved to see that he had picked up a joke with us, she laughed, and then said to the old man, "Don't catch ghosts?" ”
"Don't catch it, don't catch it!" The old man said, "Play, play with the monkeys, haha!! ”
We let out a sigh of relief, and then Su Yidan helped him to stand up, and said to him while patting the dirt on his body: "Let's play again tomorrow, let's go back and sleep well first, it's too late." ”
"Uh-huh!" The old man was very excited to agree, in fact, some old people, really lonely, at that moment I suddenly realized this, especially those who did something when they were young, as soon as they reached old age, this loneliness will become more and more intense, they are actually very sad in their hearts, sad years have taken away their past, when the glory is not there, maybe only family affection can alleviate their sadness.
I smiled, and suddenly felt that this moment was very warm, and I saw that after Chen Xuan stood up, he took Su Yidan's hand with his left hand, and then stretched out his right hand to Dao'an, and said with a smile: "Take it." ”
"What did you take, Master?" Dao'an's face changed suddenly, and he held the wine jar firmly in his arms, he was really afraid that the old man was still thinking about fighting with the monsters in the altar at this time.
And that Xuan Yan seemed to be satisfied at this time, only to see him scold with a smile: "Pretending to be confused, I want a wine jar, only I know how to put it back, what, are you still afraid that I will not be able to deceive you?" ”
Dao An nodded, in exchange for a kick from Xuanyi, Xuanyan kicked him in the ass, and then scolded with a smile: "Don't worry, I don't want to catch ghosts now, I have to go back to sleep, listen to the two of you tomorrow, hurry up and bring it." ”
Dao An looked at Master, then at me and Su Yidan, Su Yidan thought about it, nodded at him, and then said softly: "Trust Master." ”
Hearing him say this, Dao An handed over the wine jar to Xuan Yan, and the old man borrowed it with one hand, clamped it under his armpit, and then said with a smile: "Look, did I lie to you?" ”
"Let's just say that Master won't lie to me!" Dao An smiled, seeing that the old man really didn't have this plan in his heart, our heart finally fell to the ground at this time.
The old man smiled and said, "Let's go, I'm a little sleepy...... Ay? ”
Before he finished his words, suddenly the mobile phone hanging on his chest rang, and the old man didn't think much about it, he stretched out his right hand and grabbed the phone, then put it next to his ear and said, "Hey, who are you looking for~?" ”
The old man held Su Yidan's hand in his left hand and his mobile phone in his right hand, and a wine jar fell to the ground, and no one reacted, so he made a 'pop' sound.
The jar was broken.
My heart seemed to be broken, we were all stunned, and I felt a 'buzz' in my head again, and shouted wildly in my heart: Master Zu, you are off work for Mao now!??
What kind of class are you in, hey!!
(It's always later these days, I'm sorry to everyone here, I wrote some more words after apologizing, 9,000 words sent, asking for votes and recommending collections, thank you ~~~!! )
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