Not to mention that Shen Han and I were gagging, I saw that the dead fat man was like eating fly medicine, a AK, 47 assault rifle made it unusual, the top protected its head, the bottom guarded its eggs, three times five divided by two, and used the Russian bayonet to cut gold and jade to unload the half-corpses and half-ghosts between the corpses and the zombies. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

All of a sudden, the ground was full of stumps and pieces of flesh, and the eyeballs on the heads that had rolled to the ground were still gurgling, trying to find their own limbs from the broken corpses all over the ground.

Looking at the stump meat that has been chopped but can still move, as if each piece of minced meat has independent life and thinking, the fat man and I, and Shen Han saw that the stomach was full of pantothenic acid, it was really like vomiting, it was disgusting, it was more disgusting than drinking gutter oil with formalin-soaked jellyfish skin.

The fat man kicked away an arm that was crawling all over the ground trying to find his head, and then opened his mouth with a proud face, and jumped out of a Peking Opera that pierced the clouds and cracked silks: "Through the forest and the sea, across the snowfield, angry and angry, expressing pride and ambition to face the mountains, may the red flag be displayed in all continents, even if it is the sea ......of fire and the knife mountain, it will also rush forward."

Speaking of conscience, the fat man's voice is really good, from his body to his singing voice, he is full of professionalism and taste.

However, when the fat man finished singing "Even the sea of fire and the sword mountain will rush forward", he covered his mouth in shock, and looked at me with a look of trepidation and horror, and I also returned the fat man's eyes with the same incredible eyes.

Yes, I mean that the fat man's Peking Opera singing is flavorful and decent, but the key problem is that the fat man can't sing Peking Opera at all, I know him until now, every time I drink too much and go to the song hall, the fat man will hold the microphone and sing a song "Selling Newspaper Song" affectionately and infinitely, bluffing, this is the only "folk song" he can sing in his life.

However, this Peking Opera with a round tone and profound singing skills did indeed pop out of his mouth.

I looked at the dead fat man with a sweaty face, and whispered: "Didn't you say that as soon as you entered the Gaxian Cave, Xu Yujing's spiritual spirit left in your body was blocked, then what's going on?" ”

"I don't know, but I really didn't feel that Brother Xu was on me, you see, isn't this me talking to you now." The fat man looked at me with a pee, and he also had a weak face.

"Fuck, it's not that Brother Xu's spirit has been in your body for a long time and has passed on all his hobbies to you, so you will show a little bit of his demeanor from time to time." My heart moved, and I thought of the ancient adage of those who are close to Zhu and Chi and Xu Yujing to become a hypocrite.

The fat man was about to cry: "Fuck, I'm fucking afraid of this, you think, if you just sing a few mouthfuls of Peking Opera, I can also be regarded as promoting the quintessence of the country and cultivating sentiments, but, but, if even his perverted problem of liking to play with children is transmitted to me, hey, but I'm going to die, how can I face the old fire, I wipe his second uncle." ”

"What, Kaizi, we're good brothers." The fat man suddenly looked at me with a smile that was weaker than his kidneys, and I was so excited and creepy that I could see it.

", don't be useless, there's something to talk about." I looked at the fat man with a wary face, and I didn't fall for his tricks of sensationalizing first, then drugged, and setting up tricks.

Seeing that this trick was not good for me, the fat man simply went straight in: "What, you asked Shen Han to make a plan for me to return to beauty, if I have a reaction and want to be tricked, you will save me in time, I have no other meaning, I just want to test whether I am still normal...... Oops...... Why are you still stealing a dead hand......"

Before the fat man finished speaking, I kicked him with one foot and counted the stars in the sky, and at the same time scolded with a smile in his mouth: "Fuck off, you stinky rascal, I buried you alive in my sixteen-foot coffin, so I will rush you to this hooligan, you are fucking normal, you are not wronged by chemical castration, rely on." ”

The fat man got up, threw down the soil on his body, and smiled at me, I suddenly felt a burst of warmth in my heart, no matter how sinister the environment is, as long as this dead fat man is by my side, and can also show me his signature Alzheimer's smile, I will feel very down-to-earth, even if I am about to face the sea of swords, I will smile slightly, and move forward bravely.

Because, brothers are of the same heart, and their profits are gold.

Obviously, the optimism of me and the fat man also infected Shen Han, she looked at me and the fat man who kept arguing, and the pretty face that had become pale due to excessive tension and panic also showed a slight flush, and looked at the two of us helplessly and said: "What is the situation now, you two can still laugh, you don't want to save Lin Fei'er." ”

As soon as Shen Han said this, the faces of me and the fat man instantly became gloomy, yes, by now, no matter how unwilling we are to accept this reality, but reason tells us that we are likely to be tricked by Mo Fei, the so-called old fire's fetal light soul is hidden in the Beiyuan Cave, which is now where we are in the Gaxian Cave, which is just a scam by Mo Feiming to lure us here to help him get Sulujie.

The fat man's eyes stared at Mo Fei, who was holding Su Lu Ding, still looking at me and the fat man laughing without fear, and said without a head: "Kaizi, do you know what I want to say most now." ”

I couldn't bear to look at the fat man with tears in his eyes, and said softly, "You're going to kill Mo Feiming with your own hands, right?" ”

The fat man nodded slowly, then took the AK and 47 assault rifle and walked towards Mo Fei without saying a word.

I motioned for Shen Han to hide first, and then followed closely behind the fat man, and also walked towards Mo Fei.

is the so-called: when the puppet is angry, he bleeds five steps, and the fat man and I are both puppets, and we are really angry, so angry that our hearts are about to turn over, so Mo Fei must splash blood for five steps, and he is dead.

Seeing that the gray ghost and the ghost could not trap us, Mo Feiming was also a little surprised, and Hong Weidong was a little panicked, looking around with a pair of triangular eyes, probably looking for an exit to escape.

Looking at Hong Weidong with an obscene and panicked face, I felt a burst of sadness in my heart inexplicably, and I felt sad for Hong Jinye.

Although Hong Jinye is a heinous and frenzied leader of the cult, he is regarded as the number one person in any way, but, just like the tragic ending of many big people, he has been carried by strong winds and waves, but he often capsizes in the gutter and dies inexplicably at the hands of inconspicuous little people.

For example, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu who can carry the three armies of the Ding and the brave crown, after killing himself, he was still alive, and he was killed by a few pawns who were closest to him and usually watched him from afar.

Having said that, just like Hong Weidong, the third grandson who usually pretends to be a fox and a tiger and is at a loss when he encounters something, he can actually ask for the life of a generation of heroes Hong Jinye, which is incredible when you think about it, but it is reasonable to think about it.

How to say it, just because they are all small people, they don't show their mountains and water on weekdays, and they are called by big people and have no complaints, and the big people feel that this kid is the life of a grandson, and they don't dare to take a wing, and they relax their guard when they come and go, and they don't know until they are bitten by these seemingly docile little Jingba, Mom, I dare to raise a Komodo dragon that has undergone plastic surgery, lost weight, and has Sudan red teeth, but unfortunately, it's too late to regret it.

The topic is far away again, hurry up and get back to business, to say that this Mo Fei is too strong compared to Hong Weidong, seeing that I and the fat man and the two Tibetan mastiffs who want to eat people forced over, this kid is still calm, expressionless holding Su Lu Jie in his hand, and said: "Fuck, I forgot that you are the host of the silkworm, no wonder you can't be killed like this, but if you are asked to deal with thousands of cavalry, I don't know if you can still be so awesome." ”

"Get out of your mother's calf, who are you bluffing, recruit those Mongolian cavalry, don't you follow the hangers, fuck, death is on the verge of death, and you are still playing with flowers, you are really persistent enough." The fat man's eyes were horizontal, and he didn't care about Mo Fei's blackmail at all.

"Yes, fatty, don't look at you very good at fighting, but, with your IQ, fuck, I don't get tired of playing you a thousand times, do you know why." Mo Feiming continued to look at the fat man with a dead face, and his words were playful.

The fat man was also happy: "Say it, you can say it vigorously, just your unlucky virtue of not kissing your grandmother and uncle's love, who wants to look at you for three minutes without spitting out your prostate, plus three months without menstruation, fuck, I'll lie down and call him uncle, so, anyway, you're dying, loving let's be a living Lei Feng, listen to you talk about it, say it, say it." ”

After speaking, the fat man really lit a cigarette and put on a posture of listening to his ears.

Oh, looking at the hypocrisy and the fat man who pretended to be a criminal, I was on fire in my heart, this is dry grinding, two, we are struggling with our lives, can you two be more serious and devoted.

Not to mention that I'm secretly angry, the fat man and Mo Feiming really chatted back and forth, really nagging.

"Fatty, why did you say that those Mongolian cavalry have survived until now, yes, it is because of the powerful power given by Suluding, then, if you think about it again, it is to raise a dog, don't you have to feed it, and it will wag its tail at whomever it wants, so ah, don't look at those cavalrymen just now, but as long as I hold Suluding, then they are my group of dogs, I let them bite whoever they want, believe it or not." Although Mo Feiming's face did not change at all, his tone was still very rich and colorful, and he was depressed.

My heart sank, knowing that what Mo Feifang said was true, and I was thinking about how to snatch the Sulu Pier, and the fat man spoke: "Yes, you are right, what you said is right, but if I join the Suru Anchorage in my hands, then I am not better than you." ”

As he spoke, the fat man stepped forward and kicked at Mo Fei's lower three ways, and at the same time grabbed the Sulu Pier with his right hand.

Murphy was kicked away by the fat man, and he did, but just as the fat man was about to catch the Sulu Anchor, there was a sudden burst of hysterical laughter at the entrance where we slid down from above, and the Suru Anchorage flew towards it like an arrow from a string, as if attracted by a magnet.

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