Text Section 94 Fan Shihui's tricks
Li Xiang and everyone seemed to be stunned, and they all looked at these six people dumbfounded, Li Chaoyang's face seemed a little distorted, and he kept twitching slightly: "I said, a few big brothers, and an eldest sister, what do you mean by this?" ”
The only woman in the Lao Tu team, with a terrifying scar on her cheek, pulled from the corner of her eyes to her chin, smiled extremely hideous: "What do you mean? Literally! These little Bs are very tender! Cheap old slaughter, you grandsons! Two boys, they look quite good, come over and serve the old lady well, lick it until the old lady is cool, and the old lady can consider letting you go. ”
Lao Tu's kind eyebrows didn't know when they had completely disappeared, looking at the dazzling group of beauties in front of him, he swallowed frantically: "It's really good luck today!" I didn't expect to meet such a group of superlatives! Brethren, did any of you go out to see the calendar? Hahahaha... I can't hold it back, let's touch it first..."
"The rice is cooked, it's ready to eat..."Li Xiang said to his teammates with a serious face.
Then Li Xiang took out the dishes and chopsticks, filled a bowl and handed a bowl, Sun Na, Zhou Xiaoyun and Yan Ruxue also stood up and came to Li Xiang's side, a group of people began to eat happily, near them, there were six people of different shapes, except for the eyes gurgling, showing endless panic, other body parts, including the mouth, seemed to no longer belong to them, from their feet, all the way to the nose, sealed with a thick layer of shiny stone armor!
While eating, Sun Na squinted with a smile: "Yan Yan, we have a tacit understanding?" Your body protection stone skin and my ice armor have been used at the same time! Look at this ice-stone mixed cage, husband, what do you think of this time? ”
Li Xiang also smiled and gave a straight thumbs up: "Then you still need to say?" Absolutely! The key is that the two of you can do their own abilities without conflict, this is quite not simple, there is no excellent control and tacit understanding, there is only one result, the ability is out of control, bang, these goods become minced meat! But I'm them, I'd rather be minced all of a sudden..."
Li Chaoyang's big white teeth flashed coldly: "Isn't that too cheap for them?" Next Olympics! This girl who was born with her face on the ground first, asked our brothers to lick her to the cool? Vomit... Depend on! Brother, how are you going to play? ”
"We are good people, do good deeds! I'm a Young Pioneer! We don't have that ability, so let's help them find something capable to serve them well! Well, those fifteen wolves are still in ambush not far away, little white fox, go and call them over... Xiao Yan Xiaona, you work hard, make a helmet for them, just leave two eye holes and nostrils, except for the head and neck continue to be sealed, the ice stone armor in other places is eliminated, of course, the ice stone armor of the elbow and knee joints of the hands and feet cannot be removed, and then, let them continue to dance with the wolf. ”
"Xiangxiang, you say, are they still alive now?"
"How do I know? Why don't you go back and have a look? ”
"Forget it, there's nothing to look at, oops, Xiangxiang, God treats me well, if it weren't for you, our handsome face, maybe, we would really be raised by someone, if it was like just now... Phew, it's over, I'm disgusted! I don't know how many days I'm going to be nauseous
"You're not... How do I feel like you're saying the opposite? In other words, tall and fit, isn't it your favorite type? If the scars on your face are removed, it looks like you often like the type..."
"Gotta gotcha... Let's not talk about this, let's talk about Xiangxiang, there are more and more people in our base now, and there are more and more people with abilities from all over the world, and there is actually a trade union! Is there anything to say? ”
"Hehe, it's time to watch a show."
"Isn't it, Xiangxiang, playing tricks, I'm afraid ten of you are not anyone's opponent combined, right?"
"Why should I play tricks with him? I'm in charge of this base! Comments? Then fuck off! Dare to jump? I'm so happy! ”
"High! It's really high! He reasoned with you, you played hooligan with him, he played hooligan with you, you talked to him about the legal system? ”
"You know too much..."
Recently, the situation of the base seems to be getting better and better, and the people, including the soldiers in the army, are more proud, because, the SH base has attracted more and more abnormal people, and a mutual aid organization has also appeared.
Although there will not be any things to help the elderly cross the road, for some things similar to ordinary people's quarrels, the people of this organization will also take the initiative to mediate, and they will be fair, polite and courteous.
This organization also has people with abilities in the army, and they don't specifically look for people who are also people with abilities to form a team, but often take their soldiers out to practice, fight, and never take up more contributions, and after a while, this organization has become extremely famous, and gradually, the top management of the base has become leisurely.
"I said, brother-in-law, are you still eating breakfast leisurely? Fan Shihui's hand is high, and the people's will will be fulfilled like this! And these people are doing this kind of thing from the heart, huh, I can't think of it, right? ”
"Hehe, what's so unexpected? The world is bustling, all for profit, the world is bustling, all for profit, the Fan family is willing to spend money to help us govern the base, how good is it? I can't ask for it. ”
"You're not, aren't you? Aren't you afraid of being set aside? ”
"What's not overhead? Have I ever taken care of anything? Didn't you? Of course, if you are afraid of being set aside, you just want to make a move, are you still afraid of the Fan family? Besides, the old man gave me a death order, and I was not allowed to deal with him, so I won't deal with it, look at me, how filial I am! ”
Yan Rufeng was speechless, and then the mobile phone rang: "Hey, I'm Yan Rufeng." Who? There are tens of thousands? Wu Yazhi? President of the SH Base Mutual Aid Association? Find Chief Li Xiang, okay, let him in. ”
Hanging up the phone, Yan Rufeng raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, it seems that people are starting to make moves, gather people to stop making trouble, and come to you." ”
"Can't you handle it?"
"People are looking for you by name."
"Oh, the supreme commander of a base in my dignified manner, what cats and dogs are coming to me by name, I have to wait obediently? Not available! Aren't you dealing with everything at the base, and you're coming to me for all this bullshit, what do you want you to do? ”
Yan Rufeng choked, rolled his eyes, and went out obediently.
Li Xiang and the others finished breakfast, and the fish flowed down, yesterday after a day of relaxation, Li Xiang planned to go to the beach to brush up on the experience again, Li Xiang also muttered, it turned out that the experience of the mutant electric eel that attacked the Kyoto base was not ordinary, why didn't he see it here in the past few days? This kills one, on top of it, he has been killing at the beach for a long time, and then Li Xiang heard Yan Rufeng shouting at the door of the building...
"Comrades! Your request, President Wu has already told me, about your occupancy problem, the base will solve it as soon as possible, now is the end of the world, no base can achieve the same level as before the end of the world at once, everything has a process, you are not without a place to live now, but the conditions are relatively difficult, everyone understands each other, okay? Let's go back first! ”
"You bureaucrats just say it nicely! As soon as possible, as soon as possible, as soon as possible to the Year of the Monkey! Food, clothing, housing and transportation are the most basic needs of our people, this building is so empty, why not give us a place to live? Our home is here, why don't we live there? ”
"That's it! They're too bullying! Folks, let's go in directly, find an empty room to live in, and see if they dare to catch us! ”
The situation began to get out of control, the corners of Yan Rufeng's eyes jumped, and the president of the SH Base Mutual Aid Association looked anxious, desperately trying to dissuade everyone from calming down, but it didn't seem to be very good, and the guards all looked at each other.
Li Xiang and the others walked out of the gate of the building, and Wu Yazhi, the president of the Mutual Aid Association, stepped forward: "Hello General Li! I'm Wu Yazhi, the president of the SH Base Mutual Aid Association..."
"Mutual Aid President? How did I not know that there was such an organization in our base? Is it filed? ”
"Uh... This is the reason why we have established such a non-governmental organization considering that it is not easy for everyone to live..."
"Who allowed the civil society to gather in the base to make trouble? You're in the lead, aren't you? Guards, take it down and investigate! ”
"You are not allowed to arrest President Wu... Ahh
The gourd vine wrapped around the person who spoke and threw it in front of Li Xiang, Li Xiang didn't look at it: "Guard, arrest this person, I suspect that this person is a foreign spy who deliberately came to disrupt the order of our base, bring me down and inquire carefully, I will always pay attention to this matter." ”
"General Li, General Li, misunderstanding, misunderstanding..."Wu Yayi's face was anxious.
"Shut up with me! Are you allowed to speak? Li Xiang said with a faint face: "Isn't it what you want to see the most if I deal with it like this?" It's okay, I'll fully cooperate with you! Yan Rufeng, everyone here, as long as they express dissatisfaction with the conditions here, they will all be sent back, of course, they are willing to live outside the area under our control, then it is up to them, we are not responsible, but we reserve the right to manage the base after the spread of the control in the future, and deal with it immediately. ”
Seeing that Yan Rufeng was a little anxious, he walked towards him quickly, as if he wanted to say something, Li Xiang directly stopped Yan Rufeng: "I know what you want to say, the people are changing, things will make a big fuss!" I tell you, if you want to make trouble, you can make trouble, let me open my eyes! One or two people with ulterior motives provoked a few words, and they jumped up and down one by one, jumping! Lao Tzu didn't ask you to come! When we opened up this base and fought zombies and mutated animals, where was your TMD? I also have the courage to pick peaches, pick them! ”
"I tell you, I've always been a grassroots fart, don't TM tell me about bureaucrats, if you have the ability, let the central government dismiss me as an official, I will take my family and friends who are willing to follow me, and my pet gourd vine get out! Before that, Lao Tzu has the final say! You, Wu or something, are dedicated to the people, right? Take your members to the Kyoto base to ask for your life, where there are many people, tens of millions, you are needed even more! Orders, transport planes are ready, all of this union owner, all sent to the Kyoto base! Immediately, immediately! Those who dare to resist will be killed on the spot! ”
The chaotic crowd dispersed, Wu Yazhi stood with a blue face, and after a while, a total of sixty or seventy supernatural people under Wu Yazhi's command did not all arrive, looking at Li Xiang, who had been staring at them with flashing eyes, Wu Yazhi and others did not dare to jump, and then, being escorted by the cannon and others and a group of soldiers, they came to HQ Airport in a gloomy manner and boarded the transport plane...
Yan Rufeng watched the crowd disperse in a daze, looked at the backs of Wu Ya in a daze, and looked at Li Xiang in a daze: "This... Finished? ”
"Cut, how fresh this is! How else do you want to drop? ”
"What if... Wu Yazhi and they really blew up the stab, what should you do? ”
Li Xiang smiled, and the big white teeth shimmered with a smile: "Do you think that the old man's knife is not good?" ”
Yan Rufeng was dumbfounded: "You're not, aren't you?" Can you really do it? ”
"I'm sure I can't do it..."
"Cut! I said so. ”
"I'll let the gourd vine do it! With so many abilities, it can also be made up for well. ”