The main dish of this lunch is toasted bread until it is fluffy, and the venison barbecued pork is filled with fat and elasticity, followed by a bowl of delicious fish soup with a snow-white soup and fragrant aroma, a glass of sweet and sour spring water soaked in lime, and a bite of salted shrimp mixed with oyster sauce...... It's a real treat.

What is gratifying is that Qin Fen also found a very large crab on the tidal flat where the river turns, which looks a little like a coconut crab.

(The coconut crab is the largest terrestrial arthropod in existence.) Coconut crabs have hard shells and two strong and powerful claws, and are master tree climbers, especially good at climbing straight coconut trees, because they can peel the hard coconut shells with their strong double chela, so they get their name from eating the flesh of the coconut in them. ）

After discovering this kind of big crab, Qin Fen naturally caught a few honestly and unceremoniously, cleaned them and put them directly into the pot. It was seasoned with a little salt and a few slices of ginger to get rid of the earthy smell, but it tasted surprisingly good, and it became the most popular dish in this lunch.

In particular, the white meat in the two crab claws is fragrant but not greasy, strong and elastic, and the delicious taste can almost make people bite off their tongues!

This meal lasted for more than an hour, and even the girls let go of their bellies, eating and drinking regardless of their image, and finally squinted their eyes and basked in the sun leisurely with great satisfaction.

After eating and drinking, he also touched his round belly and lay down under the shade of the tree, took out "Women's Clothing Mountains" and began to study again, and said with a hearty voice:

"It is not advisable to exercise after eating...... If there's anything waiting for me to finish, it's not right, it's better to rest! ”

After sitting in the belly of the toad with dirty air and cramped suffocation for more than a day, everyone also felt a little uncomfortable, and it was good to bask in the sun for a while at this moment to remove the moisture.

Qin Fen was washing his face near the river bay, and the sound of "rustling" suddenly sounded in the bushes behind him, and then a small head poked out, and his big eyes flashed.

"What's wrong?" Qin Fen asked.

Ai Jia lowered her little head, and her face was almost hidden in her chest.

"That's, I'm sorry......"

She apologized in a mosquito-like voice, her fingers pinching the corners of her clothes, and a pitiful expression on her face.

Qin Fen didn't move: "Why do you apologize?" ”

"Because, because I got the comic book wrong...... Sister Nina said just now that I'm afraid I'm going to be bent......"

It's nothing if it's bent too, at most there is one more in the world, Naruto Sasuke has become a role model for everyone, and it doesn't matter if there is one more pair.

Who knew that Ai Jiaer raised her head, and her little face was full of worry and said:

"So, he—will he be eyeing your chrysanthemum!"

"Poof-" Qin Fen squirted out with a sip of tea.

Your sister, when did you embark on the road of rotten love, give me back that girl who doesn't know the world and is cute all day long!

Qin Fen said with empty eyes:

"You girl don't mention that kind of word again......"

"But, but, if Brother Qin Fen's chrysanthemum is not protected because of this, I will regret it for the rest of my life!"

"It's all my fault, if I hadn't given that comic to Sister Nina, I wouldn't have been bent!" Ai Jia closed her eyes and said loudly, "So, so, please punish me!" ”

"How do you want me to punish you?"

"Well, how about abolishing my martial arts?"

"I'll go, you've watched too many film and television works, there's no way to do that at all! And you don't know martial arts at all, right? ”

In addition, there are many irresponsible settings in film and television dramas, such as suicide by biting your tongue and suicide by taking poison.

In fact, biting the tongue and committing suicide does not make people die, otherwise there would be no punishment of cutting off the tongue in ancient times, and if the tongue is cut out, the person will die, where is the need to be beheaded.

There is also suicide by taking poison, those who poured a bottle of crane top red poured down and immediately fell to the ground with blood from the corner of their mouth, because it takes a few minutes for ordinary people to suffocate to death, most of the pesticides can also be sent to the hospital for gastric lavage and revival, what you drink is arsenic/cream, not aqua regia, at least you have to wait for the effect of the drug to attack before dying is not too late!

"What do you say?" Qin Fen angrily knocked the little girl's finger.

Ai Jia covered her forehead and barked pitifully like a cat, and the coordination was perfect.

"Is this a punishment?"

The little girl was very unconfident, and hid her little face halfway in the shade of the tree, looking forward to Qin Fen's reply.

"Of course not." Qin Fen said with a straight face, "This is just interest, I will write down the punishment, and I will punish you next time." ”

"Oh......" Ai Jia nodded with a pout, showing a slightly relieved and a little lost expression.

Qin Fen said curiously:

"Why are you so bold today?"

"I—I can't help it! Because I must defend your! ”

Your sister, whose chrysanthemum needs you to defend! Please, stop saying this kind of shameful remarks!

"Because, because ......" Ai Jia'er held her face as red as an apple with both hands, "because Brother Qin Fen's chrysanthemum belongs to my ......"

me, are you actually thinking about this! And whose chrysanthemum is yours, I don't have such a heavy taste!

Qin Fen's face sank:

"Who taught you this nonsense?"

Ai Jia'er was frightened by Qin Fen's expression, and took a breath before replying:

"No, no, it's just that Sister Nishang said to be a brave girl, because cowardly girls won't be liked......"

Hmm, although it's not wrong to say that, but the girl who has always been a bird and a little deer has become a decisive female man, is that kind of scene attractive?

Qin Fen hurriedly shook his head and drove out that terrible scene, sure enough, it was still a soft girl who was king.

"Okay, don't think about it, it's okay if he is bent too, he wants to worry about Kakashi's chrysanthemum, so don't worry about me." Qin Fen comforted, "Also, the brain circuit of that smuggling girl in Nishang is different from that of ordinary people, don't be taken to the ditch by her, just be yourself." ”

"Oh......"

……

A moment later, under the big tree.

Nishang sniffed the clothes, wrinkled her nose and snorted:

"I feel like I'm all rancid, why don't we go to the shower together?"

Ai Jiaer sternly refused: "No! ”

Nishang pulled her arm: "Why? Aren't we good girlfriends? ”

Well, one of the female man's stunts, he is good at developing all the people around him into girlfriends (note: both men and women).

Ai Jia'er wrinkled her little nose and snorted:

"Because Brother Qin Fen criticized me fiercely just now, I knew that you were teasing me!"

Nishang hurriedly apologized with a smiling face: "Jia'er is the best, I know you won't remember this, that was when I was confused, and now this beauty solemnly apologizes to you!" ”

"Don't apologize with sincerity at all!" Ai Jia'er was still angry.

"People are already seriously introspecting!" Ni Shang arched her hands and begged for mercy.

"Are you sure?" Ai Jiaer hesitated slightly, there was no way, the little girl's heart has always been very soft.

"Please punish me!" Nishang patted her chest, and the waves were turbulent, "Big husband, cute big!" ”

The acting skills are full of exquisiteness, and I believe that winning an Oscar is not a problem at all.

"Looks like you're going to cry?" Ai Jiaer couldn't see other people's tears the most in her life, and as soon as she saw a little crystal tears from the corners of Nishang's eyes, her little heart, which was still angry, immediately melted.

"I just accidentally got into the sand!" Ni Shang wiped the corners of her eyes with a little sobbing, and sniffed again, looking like if you don't forgive me, I'll cry to you.

"For your sake...... you sincerely ask for my sake," Agale sighed.

"Hey, hey, I know Jia'er is the best!" When Nishang heard this, she immediately jumped up excitedly, "Let's go, let's go to the small river bay in front of us to take a bath, with me, no one dares to peek at you!" ”

"Huh?" Agale blinked wide-eyed.

"Ah......" Nishang instantly returned to the pitiful little appearance of Pear Blossom with tears, and said softly and weakly, "People are just too happy!" ”

"Was it just too happy?" Ai Jiaer tilted her little head and asked, and the other women next to her had already hidden their faces and couldn't bear to listen anymore. This is how the little white rabbits were deceived by the big bad wolf!

Nishang glanced at her and motioned for the girl to stay away - this is an intimate exchange between girlfriends, what are you mixed in.

Besides, it's hard to dismantle people!

Ai Jiaer bit her fingers and thought about it for a long time, and her little face made people want to pinch it at a glance.

After a while, she finally raised her head and asked Ni Shang cutely, "Where did I say just now?" ”

Nishang immediately gave her a hint: "Speaking of which, I deeply reflect and sincerely ask for your sake, and then you ......"

"Yes, but even if you sincerely ask me to ......," a sly smile flashed in Aijia'er's eyes, and she waved goodbye, "I still can't agree!" ”

Nishang was stunned. This script is not right, isn't it obviously going this way? In the end, shouldn't the finale be the girlfriends hugging each other, making love, and announcing that they will never be separated again?

"Why?" The cute girl asks questions on behalf of others......

"Because I'm just cute, not really stupid!" Aga's nose snorted, and her little face was raised high, full of pride.

"......" Nishang fell to the ground weakly, hiding her face and crying, it was too much of a failure, and she actually let the most harmless soft girl in the team play tricks.

It's miserable!

There's no way to live this!