Chapter 2 A new book has come out, my name is Huang Xiaolong
Before the story begins, let me introduce myself, my name is Huang Xiaolong, everyone else calls me Xiaolong, in fact, I am just an ordinary person, who knows, that day I didn't recruit anyone and didn't mess with anyone, I actually met a person, he changed my life.
I vaguely remember that that day that year seemed to be winter, the weather was cool, and I was in a bad mood that day.
My family lives in Jinjiang District, Chengdu, and that morning, I went to Wowo Supermarket to buy a bun and a grilled sausage, and was preparing to enjoy my hearty breakfast before going to school.
"Young man......" At this time, a deep voice came from behind me, and if you listen carefully, this voice has a little mysterious appearance.
Whatever, I don't think it's calling me, what's the matter with me? Then with a grilled sausage in his mouth, he walked nonchalantly in the direction of the school.
"Hey, young man, why are you walking so fast?" As soon as the voice was spoken, I felt that something was wrong, because a hand was already on my shoulder, and there was a stinky rush from behind......
I was startled by the dirty hand on my shoulder, and I quickly turned around, and the next scene almost didn't let me find a hole to get into!
There was a beggar standing behind me! In broad daylight, this beggar was like my friend, attracting the attention of the people around.
I am a dignified high school student, and when I see those able-bodied beggars on weekdays, I always take a detour, and I know with my brain that these people are liars, and even if they are not liars, they are lazy people, and they don't look for jobs when they are able-bodied, and they run out to beg.
Anyway, I deeply despise such people.
And the person behind me was such a person, and I shouted, "Holy! He hurriedly stepped back and jumped a meter away.
"Hey, hey." The beggar smiled disgustingly at me, and it felt like some kind of conspiracy was brewing, and I almost didn't squirt out the roasted sausage in my mouth.
At this time, I began to take a closer look at the beggar, who was about sixty years old, and was dressed in a somewhat messy outfit, but it was not rotten at all, and it was clean, without a trace of dust.
His forehead is full of wrinkles, and his eyes still look more focused, but with his yellow teeth, how do people look at it and feel awkward.
Such a person is a liar, I thought to myself. As expected, this person was directly labeled as a liar by me.
Sure enough, as soon as I finished thinking about it, the liar looked at me with a smile and said, "Young man, your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blank, and you are going to be unlucky lately......"
I'm plugging! actually used the lines in the TV series to fool me as a high school student, specially, how could I believe this, see if I don't tease you, I won't believe Huang ......
Having made up my mind, I immediately made a gesture of inquiry, looked at the liar, and said, "Really? Then how can I dissolve the black qi between my Yin Hall......"
"Hey, lad, there's got got dirt wandering around your house. ......" The old man pulled by the liar's voice forced himself to look like a master of the world, with his hands behind his back, and said, "I think I have a fate with you, so it's better to be like this." ”
At this time, I didn't know where to take out a book, and then said, "Give me the bun in your hand to eat, and I'll give you this book." ”
I strangled it, and there was a flash of contempt in my eyes, isn't this plot the plot in Stephen Chow's kung fu movie? actually used this trick to deceive a child, to deceive me as a high school student, it's just a trick, see if I don't have fun with you.
I immediately hid the bun behind me, in fact, the bun was nothing to me at that time, I deliberately made a very nervous look, and said: "This is my food for the day, what kind of thing is your book, you want to change my bun!" ”
"Hey, boy, don't tease." I don't know why, this liar always likes to add a hey word in front of his speech, which makes me very uncomfortable to hear, but I'm a high school student anyway, and I can't afford to deal with a 60-year-old man.
The liar beggar looked at me stunned, and said in a loud voice: "My book can take you between the two worlds of yin and yang."
I joked, "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”
"I read a lot of books, I won't lie to you, there are really dirty things in your house." The old man of the liar continued to fool me and said: "In this huge city, there are all kinds of ghosts and monsters around, and my book can make you a descendant of yin and yang, referred to as yin and yang, what kind of fox spirit will you behave at that time...... The Lady in Red...... Whatever you want......"
I remember that when I heard the last sentence of the latter sentence as you play, my eyebrows shook unconsciously, but I immediately woke up again, and at this time I finally couldn't hide the contempt in my eyes, looked at this liar, and said: "You just tease, No, this bun is for you, don't bother me, I'm almost late." ”
I took out my phone and looked, Damn, I was really late, and after saying that, I handed the bun to the liar and ran away.
At that time, the idea was that in this world, advocating science, where could there be those demons, ghosts, ghosts, snakes and gods that exist in those novels. It's all about the authors of those novels, just to give people some fantasies.
But the man is in his sixties, and he didn't ask me for money, just a bun, it's nothing, just give it to him...... Isn't there a saying that says it well?
When you meet someone who asks for money, you give him some money, and when you meet someone who asks for food, you give him some money, and this time you meet someone who cheats on food, then give him a bun.
I looked at the time, it was already half past eight, I had to go to school at nine o'clock, even if I was late, although the grades were not good, but if I was late, then the homeroom teacher should chirp crookedly.
I ran wildly, very fast, I can guarantee that if it were normal times, I would not be able to run so fast, and they all said that rushing to school is like running a marathon, and it will take all your strength, which is not false at all.
I was running and suddenly I saw a shadow floating in front of me from behind me.
That's right, it's floating, not walking!
This situation almost scared me out at the time.
However, fortunately, the situation was urgent at the time, and I didn't have time to think so much, so I hurriedly braked.
It was only a fraction of a centimeter away from me that I had to hit his head, but thankfully I had the mechanics to make it, I sighed, or I would have had a fight with him.
At this time, I was scared by the fact that I almost bumped into it just now, and then I remembered that this person was floating just now, not leaving.
When I looked closely, I was the liar again.
The liar laughed, just a centimeter from my cheek, and the yellowed teeth were not far from my mouth, and then I thought about it, not to mention how disgusting.
But I didn't think about it so much at the time, thinking that this liar was floating over, could it be him...... Not people!
Moreover, this liar seems to be much taller than just now, in such a little time, he has grown so tall, the movement of my body. All of them were stunned, and their legs could not take a single step again.
The body was stunned and couldn't move, but the psychological quality of a high school student was still very high, and the brains in my brain were constantly moving, and I can guarantee that in those short tens of seconds, at least thousands of thoughts flashed in my mind.
What should I do, what should I do, thousands of ideas have not come up with a solution, I am almost desperate, and my egg hurts to death.
This situation made me stunned for a long time and didn't come up with a solution, and finally I came back to my senses when I heard the old man's voice.
"Hey, boy, what are you afraid of?" When the liar saw that I was stunned, he took the lead in speaking, and as he spoke, his body also became shorter.
I'm seven or eight meters tall, and he can only be as tall as my shoulders at this time, and I finally figured out why he suddenly became so tall just now.
He bent down, tilted his feet, picked up a skateboard from below, and smiled at me very cheaply: "Hey, young man, what are you afraid of, just a skateboard will scare you like this, how will you be born in the future." ”
, if I can move, I promise to crush this dead old man, dead liar, dead beggar to the ground and beat him up to vent his anger.
It's a pity that I can't move, I'm scared enough by the dead liar, this early in the morning, there are not many people on the pedestrian street, and I am almost lost in this one.
When I saw the dead old man take out a homemade skateboard with very large wheels from the bottom of his feet, I was instantly relieved, my feet softened, and I sat on the ground.
Recently, I was really unlucky, the day before yesterday, I was choked on drinking water, and I couldn't cough out that little drop of water for a long time, so I was stunned to send it to the Second People's Hospital of Jinjiang District, but fortunately, my mother was the doctor inside, so I didn't spend money to cure it.
Walking on the street the day before yesterday, I was poured water from the upper floors by others, and I was drenched in my head and face, and then I walked and walked, and the originally clear sky suddenly changed color, and it was pouring rain.
Yesterday an arrogant boy came up to find fault, but was beaten by the kid, I don't know how, anyway, I lost, it doesn't matter if I lose, and I was given a hard lecture by the head teacher, and when I got home, my mother also taught me a lesson, this is not over, my father also happened to come back from the army, continue to educate me, and the bad luck is really unbearable.
And the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, I don't want to talk about those unlucky things, it's all tears when I talk too much, damn it......
When I came out this morning, I was finally able to relax my mood, but I encountered this kind of thing again.
I can only sigh, grandma, why does God treat me so unfairly, I don't usually do anything immoral......
I sat on the ground weakly, looking at the old liar with blank eyes, and said weakly: "What are you going to do, I gave you all the buns, you are still chasing me, I can tell you, I don't have any money, don't think about making a bad idea......"
"Hey, hey." The old liar smiled a little treacherously, looked at me obscenely and said, "Can you still be friends happily?" ”
ps: New book and new journey, new and old readers, I hope to vote for the recommendation......