I didn't notice that when I was fighting with the two ghosts, a group of people came out of the door of the mansion, all of them dressed in short outfits, and as for their appearance, they were all cold, either with a sideways face like a zombie, or a roe deer with a mouse like a change of time, anyway, there was no one who looked like a normal ghost. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, although these crooked melons and cracked dates are all shy and bulging, and they look like reckless characters on the rivers and lakes, they are all respectfully surrounding a thin and withered little old man in a black robe, and they all seem to be looking at the horse.

The little old man was less than 1.6 meters tall, with a handful of goatee, a pair of small eyes squinting at me, and a pair of palms hidden in long sleeves were slowly patting back and forth.

"This side by side, the hands are very hard, report the head-on, well, I don't know if I came here by the kiln, or look at my friends, hehe" The little old man lowered his hands and looked at me with a smile, his two little eyes suddenly opened, shining brightly, breathtaking.

I was startled by the little old man's sharp and shrewd and deceitful eyes, but my mind was still very clear, so I replied truthfully: "I know what you are talking about should be the Jianghu Spring Festival, but I really don't know it, I don't understand, what, I'm just a passerby, playing soy sauce, understand no, I see that all the big brothers are characters with heads and faces, they must all be quite good, busy, I also know something, so I won't waste your time, hehe"

I saw that the little old man's eyes were like a little spine, as if he could see my heart, coupled with the fierce gods and evil spirits beside him who were afraid of him and cautious expressions, I knew that this little old man was definitely a hard stubble, not easy to mess with, and I had nothing to do with them, but I just passed by here by mistake, and ran into those two idle eggs who were hurting the second goods, so I got involved in this business, so I played haha, and I wanted to get out and leave quickly.

"You're pretending to be calves with us, ah, you're a hollow, you want to swim when you kick our two cubs, right, come on, give me the yard first, and pick walnuts in a while." In the group of ghosts surrounding the little old man, a guy with a large birthmark on his face and a yaksha looked like a yaksha and yelled when he saw me slipping away.

As soon as the wolf-like ghosts saw that the guy with the birthmark on his face speak, they whistled and surrounded me and beat me.

"Slow, don't be impatient, don't be impatient." The little old man held back the ghosts who were about to move with one hand, and narrowed his eyes, a pair of black bean-sized eyes hidden under the wrinkled eyelids, as if he was thinking about something.

The little old man's voice was not loud, but it had an unquestionable majesty, and when the ghosts heard it, they immediately stopped making noise, but glared at me fiercely with a pair of wolf eyes glowing green.

"It seems that you really don't understand the underworld incision." The little old man put his hands in his sleeves, raised his head again, and said to me in a slow tone.

"Well, you Shengming, I really don't understand, this thing is too profound, it takes a lot of brains, and I'm too lazy to learn." I knew that this little old man was definitely a shrewd old horse monkey, and I would definitely not be able to fight him in terms of heart, so I replied truthfully.

"Okay, a piece of jade, better cultivation, hehe" The little old man smiled indifferently, "What they just said is all black words, and it is understandable that you don't understand, but these brothers of mine think that you are deliberately pretending to be confused and playing tricks on them, so you are so angry, and the words are too much, don't you mind." ”

I saw that the little old man was very kind, and his words were quite in place, and my heart was wide, and I felt that I had finally met a reasonable and understanding person, so I mobilized my facial nerves and smiled as sincerely as possible: "This old man, at first glance, you are an elder with quality and status, you were a leader before your death, oops, you raised your hands and made a move, but it was too stylish, so what, since you can see that I am really not on the road, let me go." ”

"Hehe, it's easy to say, it's easy to say, this is not in a hurry, well, can you tell me what you are doing here." The little old man looked at me with a smile and asked.

"Ah, I got separated from a few friends and was looking for them, but I didn't know the way, so I came here in a daze, and I had a little misunderstanding with these two, and I missed for a while, so I ...... What, you're so forgiving. "I saw that the little old man had been courting me, and I didn't want to embarrass him, so I didn't mention the two second-class people who were bent on finding fault.

"My subordinates know that they must be bullying again, don't worry, I will discipline them." The little old man squinted his eyes and glanced casually at the two ghosts of the big man and the Humpty Dumpty who were already trembling, and the two fellows immediately weakened their legs, knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic, and they were almost so frightened that they peed their pants.

The ghost with the birthmark on my face who was going to beat me just now was very good at observing words and feelings, and when he saw the little old man reprimanding the two guards guarding the door, he stepped over in a few steps, slapped his face, and his big mouth was really like he didn't want money.

"Look, I've taught them a lesson, little brother, I've always been fair and decent in doing things, and I like to make friends in the rivers and lakes, I see that you are good, I want to be close to you, I don't know if I can climb high, hehe" The little old man looked at me with a smile and no smile, where is that asking for my opinion, it is clear that you have to do it if you don't do it, don't know how to lift.

I smiled and saluted the little old man: "Old man, I thank you for your love to me, I'm not the one who doesn't know what's wrong, but I do have something to do, and I'm anxious to find my friends immediately, so as long as I find them, I'll bring them to see you immediately." ”

"Oh, that's right." The little old man twisted his goatee with his right hand a little unexpectedly, bowed his head and groaned for a while, and then said, "What are those friends of yours doing, and why did they get separated from you?" ”

"Well, a few of us went here to do some errands, but when we came down from the mountain, something happened to the half-cut waist, so we got separated, and I floated here, and they didn't know where they went." I sighed, picked up what I could say, and told the little old man who was listening intently.

"Oh, you're lucky, but those friends of yours, the situation is very bad." The little old man took a breath of cool air and stopped talking.

"What do you say, what will be wrong with my friend, you can just dry it." I was so confused by the little old man that I couldn't help but urge.

"You floated to me, naturally it is safe, but if you are separated from your friends in the middle of the mountain, then they must have drifted to the territory of the three ladies, oops, the three ladies don't know what happened recently, their temperament has changed greatly, they are brutal and easy to kill, the ghosts in this area are deeply affected, miserable, many ghosts have defected to me, but, even if I am covered in iron, I can hit a few nails, right, and the three ladies saw that I sheltered those innocent ghosts, and they were angry with me, I have repeatedly brought those women's troops to attack my Xuanwu Village, making an originally good Xuanwu Village restless and tattered, alas. The little old man hung his head and shook his head gloomily, looking distressed.

After a while, the little old man raised his head and looked at me: "Your friend fell into the hands of those dominatrix under the third lady, wouldn't that be a sheep in the mouth of the tiger, and there can be good, I think, you don't have too much hope, they, ten times are more than lucky, I'm afraid that this time is already gone." ”

Seeing that little old man was like acting, beating his chest for a while and looking miserable for a while, I was really confused by him, I don't know which of his sentences is true and which is false and which is half-true, but at this time, I really want to thank Uncle Li, an old liar, for teaching me by words and deeds, because at the time of Uncle Li's life, didn't he often take me to the director and the manager to see feng shui and get rid of evil spirits, in fact, there are so many dirty things. It's just that those officials and rich people have done too much bad things, collected (earned) too much black money, and their hearts are empty, and they are suspicious of dark ghosts, so they will always feel that there are dirty things pestering them at home or in the office, so they ask Li Shu'er to help them solve their doubts.

Uncle Li's big character knows that when he encounters these corrupt officials and unscrupulous businessmen who everyone says can be killed, he has always been very ruthless, and the appearance fee he asks for is a lion's mouth.

Those corrupt officials and unscrupulous businessmen are not idiots, they are all masters who value money more than life, where would they take out real money and silver so easily to honor Uncle Li, but Uncle Li is a mountain man with his own clever plan, I saw that his old man with a mouth of telling right and wrong, two rows of false mouths and yellow teeth, is full of emotion, tears and tears, and those bitter masters can be scared on the spot, not only obediently according to Uncle Li's price to give the remuneration with both hands, but also grateful to Dade, when he sees Uncle Li, he is treated respectfully as a living ancestor, There are all big and small things in the family, and Uncle Li is invited to calculate the good luck.

While learning Uncle Li's Blue Road "donkey" stunt of figuring out other people's hearts and seeing maggots under the cracks, I also realized a kung fu, that is, I can see through a person's facial expressions and exaggerated movements whether what this person says is sincere, or whether he is acting with ulterior motives.

Although the little old man's acting skills are good, his facial expressions and body language are also tepid, and the scale is just right, but how did he know that the little master is a disciple of Li Shiqi, who is famous in Yakeshi and even in the Northeast and Inner Mongolia.

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