Chapter 163: Silly ×, Eat or Not to Eat Baked Cakes
Gilgamesh and the 7th District issued three shocking laws in a single day.
First, polygamy is permissible if both parties have so wished.
As soon as this law was enacted, it can be said that it set off a frenzy in Gilgameshne, with men stealing joy and women furious, and feminist groups began to march in the streets, led by ham sausages......
About 20,000 women comrades surrounded the government hall in Gilgamesh, and ham sausages gave impassioned speeches in the park in front of the hall, and the girls held banners and shouted anti-patriarchal and anti-persecution in several attempts to storm the government hall.
And the men on the periphery are persuading their mothers-in-law one by one, but it is useless. However, the men did not give up, and tried every means to coax their girlfriends, wives or wives there, and the surrounding flower shops were almost bought out of stock, except for the flowers for the dead and those flowers that were not beautiful at all, and even the plastic flowers were all sold out. And because of the long protests, the surrounding restaurants also had to work overtime to welcome the big harvest.
And this demonstration unintentionally became the grandest collective marriage proposal ceremony since the establishment of Gilgamesh, Ye Zi immediately decided, in the afternoon suddenly announced a message that the couple who successfully proposed today will be fully responsible for all expenses and participate in the grand group wedding.
The ham sausage, who was still organizing a big news, was suddenly dumbfounded, she didn't expect these old ladies to be so unhelpful, and they were coaxed by the sweet words of those stinky men to go to their mother's polygamy in an instant. Sweetly followed the people to hold hands romantically, more than 20,000 people in the morning, and in the afternoon, there were less than 1,000 people left, and they were basically leftover women with poor appearances......
"Just you guys are still protesting, and if you can't marry a daughter-in-law, you won't be looking for you." The ham sausage was about to cry, her fingers were pinched by her, and she said hatefully: "Yezi, Yezi, you can do it!" ”
When she was indignant and went to find the leaf theory. The second law once again burned the whole world - the seventh and third districts formally entered into an offensive and defensive alliance, the seventh district provided the third sector with equipment, training, military rations, and the third sector provided a large amount of raw materials, human resources, equipment resources and military support. If that's the end of the story, it's not that much, but in fact, immediately after the alliance agreement, the two sides also announced a series of new weapons for joint research and several super projects involving core technologies.
After this news spread to the world, a well-known politician in the 13th arrondissement made a helpless exclamation: It's not that I can't understand, it's that the world is changing too fast.
Yes. The world is changing so fast, and those regions that are actively preparing for war and fighting with the third district are frozen on the spot in an instant, and they don't know how to deal with it.
It is important to know the human resources of the 3rd district plus the technical resources of the 7th district. This once integrated...... That's the rhythm of the world. What's more, both sides have their own big killing weapons. So the best thing to do now is probably to declare war on the Seventh District first, and defeat the Seventh District and annex it in one fell swoop to counter the Third District, which is not impossible, but...... Who's going to do it? All countries in the world have their own little ninety-nine, and the first country to go up to the big country like the Seventh District will inevitably be the rhythm of national extinction, who will do it? So the rest. There is only mutual blame and prevarication.
However, the 7th District was not too aggressive, and less than five minutes after the joint statement appeared, the 7th District issued a new message that the 7th District would never take the initiative to attack and expand, except in exceptional circumstances. Region 7 will never take the initiative to declare war on any country.
Of course, this seemingly peaceful proclamation was set against the backdrop of the army of the 7th District. The dense artillery heavy armor and the high-level soldiers with flashes in their eyes were displayed along with this announcement, which showed off their muscles and made other countries angry and helpless.
At the same time, more information about rumors or smoke bombs spread around the world in a very short period of time, saying that the evil axes of the Third and Seventh Regions would launch surprise attacks on valuable targets around the world in the shortest possible time, and this news quickly caused widespread panic.
Of course, there is also the third puzzling order of the 7th District, which is that from this day onwards, all people with certain special regulations must undergo a certain level of security checks, otherwise they will be considered spies.
Those special features that have been announced, it is difficult to find in ordinary people, but it is very obvious in some high-level people, and some well-informed people immediately began to pack up their soft and prepare to run, but no matter who wanted to run, in the end it seemed to be a step too slow, and the secret police could always find those who wanted to run away in the shortest possible time, and quickly let them disappear from the world.
When batches of high-ranking officials and executives were dismissed one after another in a very short period of time, people realized that this was a great purge, and those who were arrested did not even have a chance to report to the police, so they disappeared into the world silently.
And the authorities will also impose strange charges on them and report them to the whole country. This matter is quite big, and some people who are afraid of death even launched a coup d'état immediately, but this is not of much use, because their trick is in the hands of Iharu, who was born in intelligence, that is, children play with the family, and it hardly makes Iharu feel that there is any effort.
These three orders were issued by Gilgamesh, the North Wind and the Imperial Capital at the same time, and except for Gilgamesh's announcement, which is hilarious, the other two have strong political connotations and personal styles. There are even special analysts to analyze the specific intentions of the three of them, but apart from Mayor Sun's intentions, the intentions of the other two people are ...... No one can be sure.
Of course, Mayor Sun is not having a good time, he has been unable to stop when eating, and now he is being reprimanded by Ham Sausage on the sofa with his feet, although he has repeatedly stated that this matter has nothing to do with him, but Ham Sausage can not believe that this absolutely masculine decree will be promulgated by Ye Zi personally hot-headed, and even if she is hot-headed. But without the nod of Mayor Sun, the supreme commander, how could the decree be promulgated?
"Tell me honestly, what do you want!"
The ham sausage is now in a rage, her state of fried hair is rare, and the hammer has no doubt that if he hesitates a little, he will be twisted off his neck by the ham sausage.
"I really didn't do anything."
"Then why did she suddenly enact this! You must have done it! Say it! "I really don't...... The conscience of heaven and earth. Dinghammer was about to cry: "I just mentioned to her yesterday that I was going to propose to you, and she sent this out the next day......"
"You put ......" The ham sausage suddenly stopped, and then the conversation changed, and he bent down to look at the hammer: "What did you just say?" Repeat it to me. ”
I said. I'm going to propose to you! ”
The ham sausage slowly withdrew his feet, stood in place and blinked his eyes quickly, without saying a word for a long time, as if he had been hit by some magic barrier, except for the dripping and rolling of his big eyes, there was no sound.
"You're lying to me, aren't you?" Ham sausage stared at Dinghammer with a questioning expression on his face: "What virtues do you have, I don't know?" ”
"Damn, believe it or not." Dinghammer took out a small red box from his pocket and threw it at the ham sausage: "Don't believe it." ”
The ham sausage took the box and opened it gently, revealing a blue gemstone ring inside. The stable and dissipative energy contained on it is hundreds of times that of ordinary gemstones, and even under the light, you can see its faint blue light and the refracted tricolor brilliance.
"I ...... I'm ...... ...... fuck" Ham Sausage's hand trembled, "You fucking plucked out the eyeballs of the end of the firmament?" ”
"Lao Tzu can fart anything if he takes so much of his stuff, and he picks it. His eyes are bigger than a truck tire. So let him be his followers. ”
No one else knows how precious this thing is, but can ham sausage not know? Not to mention that it can be said to be a representative of the entity at the end of the firmament, the energy contained in it alone is enough to make those super soldiers who seek sublimation crazy, but everyone knows that the big statue is untouchable, let alone picking at his eyeballs. Even if you touch it, it may be judged as an attack by the end of the firmament, and then cause an energy disaster.
Hammer ...... This guy actually went to pick out the eyeballs at the end of the firmament, and polished it into a ring, this thing is given to any girl, it is estimated that the girl is willing to take off everything and sleep with him. After all, money isn't just about money......
"You're sick!" The ham sausage pinched the ring: "What should I do if I provoke him?" ”
"Do you want it, don't let me take it to Bai Fei."
"Damn. If you dare to move Lao Tzu's ring, Lao Tzu will fight with you! The ham sausage carefully put the ring on his hand, and then stretched out his hand in front of the hammer and shook it: "It's beautiful, right?" ”
So this girl is a business, in the morning ham sausage also scolded the stupid people who can't stand the rhetoric, at that time she also swore that she must do Sun Dinghammer today, but this has not been a few hours, she has been beautiful to put the ring on her hand and then very shameless put her hand in front of the man to ask him if he looks good, but in fact, this is also human nature, take the system of polygamy, the relationship is really good, even if the wife is free to send it is not necessary. But if it's the turn of the relationship is not good, even if the monogamy is shot again, there will definitely be people who go out to steal, and those who make the most trouble are the people who are the least likely to get married, those girls who fall into sweet love, and those who are sick will make trouble with their beloved him for this matter, so although the ham sausage has a strange temper, it is not much different from those cheesy girls in essence.
"It's good-looking." Dinghammer held the delicate little hand of the ham sausage, put it on the mouth and kissed it: "Marry me." ”
"I ......" Ham Intestine bit his lip, his eyes glancing everywhere: "No......"
Dinghammer scratched his head: "Why can't it be done again?" ”
"You're so ugly, I'm so beautiful, it's a waste to marry you."
couldn't help but say, the hammer dragged the ham sausage and pulled her into his arms, and hugged her waist hard: "Do you marry or not!" ”
"Yo, you're still threatening Lao Tzu?" Ham sausage put his hands on Dingzhu's shoulders: "I'm not married, what can you do?" ”
"Give me back the ring, and I'll go find Bai Fei."
"Damn, you want to die, don't you?" The ham sausage was suddenly furious, and his hands tightly strangled the neck of the hammer like iron tongs: "I'll kill you!" ”
The hammer let her pinch it with a smile, and her hand wandered back and forth on her body very dishonestly: "I will definitely find a way to restore you to a normal person, believe me." ”
After hearing this, the ham sausage slowly let go of his hand and sat down next to the hammer, pillowed his head on his shoulder, and whispered, "I don't want you to take risks." ”
"Man." Dinghammer hehele: "Don't risk being a ball man, and you can't give me a son, what do I want you for!" ”
"Evil beast!" The ham sausage kicked the hammer away: "Get out of here!" ”
"Hey, don't rush me out, do you agree or disagree?" Dinghammer pinched the face of the ham sausage with both hands: "Don't talk nonsense, it's not hypocritical." ”
"You beg me! Fuck, your attitude to propose? Lao Tzu didn't let you kneel down to be considered empathetic, are you still murderous? ”
"Paralysis, it's all so familiar, are you annoyed? How convenient it is to directly agree, anyway, everything that should be done and what shouldn't be done is done, and you are still ashamed of a fart! Dinghammer is even more direct: "Don't talk nonsense, otherwise I will really look for Bai Fei!" ”
"Go! Go, you go! Lao Tzu is not married! ”
After speaking, the ham sausage snatched out the door, and Dinghammer saw that this guy actually lost his temper, so he had no choice but to follow, and shouted ham sausage all the way behind, but she turned a deaf ear and walked all the way forward.
Because he didn't eat at night, he was hungry after shouting for a long time, and at this time there was a shop selling baked cakes on the side of the road, so he stopped and took out his wallet and said to the boss, "Give me two meats." ”
After speaking, he turned his head and shouted loudly at the back of the ham sausage: "Fool, do you want to add eggs!" ”
"Two." The ham sausage head did not return, and continued to walk forward: "No garlic, no green onions, more chili peppers and more sauce." ”――
There will be a chapter later.,Make up for last night's chapter that wasn't changed.,Tonight is the last championship and runner-up showdown.,Although I'm optimistic about the Netherlands this year with three fewer generals.,But I still think the draw is bigger.,Believe me to live forever! But don't gamble, I was about to lose my pants. If I have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely go to the stadium and watch the game by myself...... Oh, what a dream.