Zhang Xiaoyu pulled the invisible transparent rope on his left hand, walked to the general, and said with a smile: "This rope is quite tough, I want to see how you still croak!" ”

"Whoa!" The general struggled and screamed, glaring at Zhang Xiaoyu viciously.

Zhang Xiaoyu smiled thiefly, thinking in his heart, slaughtering the level 2 creature in front of him, he may get a good evolution point income, the level 2 creature is 20 evolution points, and this guy also has 50 evolution points, adding up, a total of 70 evolution points!! That's more evolution points than defeating the level 3 perverted murderer Arnostan.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the general again, as if a hungry person saw a large piece of fatty meat, licked his lips, and almost didn't saliva come out.

"Whoa!" The general was ugly, it seemed that he had already seen some clues from Zhang Xiaoyu's smiling expression, and knew that Zhang Xiaoyu would definitely not spare him.

Zhang Xiaoyu raised his fist the size of a sandbag at this time and said, "Seeing that you are ugly and ghostly, I will be merciful and let you taste my beautiful boxing!" ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoyu made a "da" and punched the big round face of the general.

With a "bump", Zhang Xiaoyu's fist actually sank in, as if it was hitting cotton. Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then pulled out his fist, used left and right hooks, and directly slapped the face of the general.

What surprised Zhang Xiaoyu was that after these three punches, the general only dropped 3 survival points! If it were an ordinary person, I would have reported to the king of Yama a long time ago!

What surprised Zhang Xiaoyu even more was that this guy would automatically regain blood, and the speed was not slow, and when he punched the third punch, he had already risen back to 1 point of survival value.

It seems that this general is really not a vegetarian, his 15-point ability to resist attacks is not a joke, if Zhang Xiaoyu does not have the special effect blessing of Mysterion's cloak, with his 10-point strength value, I am afraid that if he punches down, he will not even be able to beat people's 1-point survival value.

One punch only kills 1 point of survival value, that is to say, even if the blood recovery is not counted, he Zhang Xiaoyu will have to fight 200 punches to hang General Jili!

200 punches! It's not 200 push-ups! After these 200 punches, he still has to abolish his Zhang Xiaoyu's hand?

"You forced me!" Zhang Xiaoyu gave a middle finger to the general at this time, and said: "Since it doesn't work to restore the beautiful boxing, then, let's taste my unrecognizable feet!" You don't even know your mother when I kick you! ”

As he spoke, he said "Ada" again, flew over with a kick, and directly kicked the chest of the general who was croaking into a footprint, but with such a brutal blow, the general only lost 2 points of survival value!

Soon, these 2 survival points rose again.

Fists don't work, and feet don't work, so what now?

There is no choice but to use a gun!

However, after the "touch" shot, the bullet was shot into the body of the general, and as Zhang Xiaoyu expected, just like just now, the bullet was quickly "spit out", and the survival value of the general only dropped by 3 points.

Guns don't work either!

Zhang Xiaoyu is poor in donkey skills......

He was distressed, the situation in front of him was like a bird of prey caught by him, ready to boil the meat, even the fire was boiled, the water was boiled, but at this time, he found that he did not have the tools to kill the beast!

In this case, anyone will be in a hurry.

"Boom, ahhahaha!" General Chirping suddenly burst out laughing at this time, he knew that Zhang Xiaoyu had no way to kill him, so he was so embarrassed.

Zhang Xiaoyu was very unhappy, glanced at him coldly, and said, "What are you laughing at, it's you who is being slaughtered now!" ”

"Whoa! Ahaha! The general laughed again.

Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then turned around, and pointed a shot at the ass star translator standing outside the room, and said, "What is this ugly guy talking about?" ”

When the butt star translator saw the muzzle of the gun pointed at his head, he immediately raised his hands and said in a panic: "General Croaking said...... You're a tease, and you don't even know that the invisible rope wrapped around him will slowly melt. Don't shoot me, these are his exact words! ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, so he paid attention to the invisible rope wrapped around his left hand, and when he touched it, it had turned into a filament!

Before, he was only concerned about how to slaughter the general of the twitter, and he didn't even notice this!

"Not good!" Zhang Xiaoyu shouted, and as soon as he turned around to look at the general, he found that a huge fist flew towards his face.

Touch!!

With this punch, Zhang Xiaoyu flew out of the house and dropped 50 survival points at once.

Before, he had been abused by the general several times, and his survival value had dropped by seventy or eighty, and now he had dropped by 50 points all of a sudden, which made his survival value return to before liberation, leaving only two digits.

Zhang Xiaoyu was beaten and flew out of the street outside, like a ball of paper that had been thrown out, fell to the ground and rolled several meters away, knocked on a pair of feet, and then stopped.

Zhang Xiaoyu looked up and saw a little kid dressed as a superhero, standing in front of him, he couldn't help but be stunned and exclaimed: "Stan! ”

Stan looks serious and says, "Please call me Toolman!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu stood up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "Hehe, okay, toolbox, it's dangerous here, go home and play in the mud." ”

"I'm called a tool man, not a toolbox!" Stan kicked Zhang Xiaoyu underneath, this move was unexpected, fortunately Zhang Xiaoyu's agility value reached 9, and with the special effect of Mysterion's cape, it reached 13.5, which was a flash.

Stan then says, "I, as a South Park superhero, have a responsibility to protect the city!" I'm here to tell you how to defeat the ass starman with this little creep! ”

Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, if it was in other scripts, he would definitely not say a word and kick Stan away, but in this South Park, the more ridiculous things are, the more likely they are to happen, so he plans to listen to Stan's opinion, so he says, "Then you can say it." ”

Our tool man said: "The weakness of the ass star is in the ass, so, you have to go and explode his chrysanthemum!" ”

"Aha? ......" Zhang Xiaoyu was instantly stunned.

Stan continued, "I've brought a tool called the 'Chrysanthemum Artifact', and I'm giving it to you to defend the Earth...... Leave it to me...... Then, it's up to me to command you to take out the ass starmen, understand? With that, Stan took out a toilet bowl and sucked it into Zhang Xiaoyu's hand.

"Uh......" Zhang Xiaoyu took the toilet and sucked it, his mind was at a loss, and said, "Are you sure this is not teasing me?" ”

But in the blink of an eye, Stan, the tool man, has disappeared.

Look at the general in the room, who is rushing towards Zhang Xiaoyu with great momentum.

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