Section 14 Beating up your brother-in-law

made an excuse and asked my mother and sister to take two girls, including Li Chaoyang, to arrange a room for them, and then Li Xiang looked at his father, who was smoking a cigarette: "Dad, tell me, what's going on?" ”

Dad said sullenly, "What else is going on?" Your brother-in-law has now become a powerful anomaly, and he is also the battalion commander in the army, so he has taken a few concubines. ”

"My sister is unhappy, and he doesn't care?"

"How? Now our family depends on him for food, and your mother and I still rely on him to take us out, alas, the way of the world has also changed, and among all the strangers in the base, which one doesn't have a wife with ten rooms and eight rooms? Your brother-in-law is okay, except for your sister, he only accepted two. ”

Li Xiang laughed angrily: "Two? That's it? Where is he? ”

Dad suddenly became nervous: "Think about it, don't mess around with wooden brains!" Now it's not as good as before, the base is under militarized management, just a while ago, there was a person who was still a stranger, and the troops clashed, and the result was suddenly attacked by the troops! Beat like a sieve! ”

"Think about it, think about it!"

"Hey! Sister, what's the matter? ”

"Come up and take a look at your room."

"Okay, here's coming, Mom, why did you come down?"

"Those two little girls don't let me help tidy up the room, they live in the same room, and the kid in Chaoyang is the same, saying that he will tidy up and drive me down, hehe, you go up, hey, girl, don't go up, let's talk."

"Uh, Mom, Mu Ya's situation is a bit special, let me tell you this"

"Okay, okay, are you going to tie your daughter-in-law to her belt? Stinky boy, hurry up, your sister is waiting. ”

"No, Mu Ya, she can't speak."

"You won't stop talking! Do you say that about other people's daughters? What a beautiful girl, it's okay if she can't speak, I'll take a good look at her. Alright, get out of here! ”

"Sister, don't be busy, I'll get the room myself, I'll ask you something!"

"Think about it, I know what you want to ask, sister is not to blame, if you want to blame, blame this world, I don't ask for anything now, I just want our family to be safe and sound, let you grow up healthy and healthy, I will be content."

"Sister, listen to me, if, I mean if, let you leave your brother-in-law, uh, leave Guan Yong, are you willing?"

"Stinky boy, leave him, you feed our whole family?"

"Yes, I raise it! Look at your face, as well as your parents, and Yoyo, that little face has a thin and pointed chin! I don't think you're having a good time! What a special ability, what a bullshit battalion commander, his own family can't eat well, what bullshit! ”

"No swearing! Sister really doesn't blame him, if he hadn't tried his best to save it, our parents would have thought about it, be obedient, don't let my sister worry, okay? ”

Li Xiang felt that his chest was about to burst: "Sister! There's no need to grieve yourself! I mean, really, I have what it takes! Adept, is it powerful? Lao Tzu is also a stranger, or a multi-system ability, he's a fart! ”

"No swearing! Think about it? Are you also a paranormal? Really? What kind of anomaly are you? ”

Li Xiang straightened his fingers: "I am the wind system, the water system, the thunder system, the space system, the summoning system, and the power system, and the agility system, why are you beating me, sister?" ”

"I'm here to keep you awake, why don't you say you're a full-fledged ability? Why don't you say that you are an immortal, immortal, and follow your word? Net nonsense! ”

"No, sister, what I said is true!"

"Okay, he's also wind-based, so you're just like him, get a little tornado in the palm of your hand and show me?"

Li Xiang is stupid, make a small tornado in the palm of his hand? He meows this thing, he can't! It's not good to have such skills at all!

Sister Li looked at Li Xiang's embarrassment, couldn't help but smile, and stepped forward to take Li Xiang's hand: "Let's go, let's go down with my sister, what do you want to eat at night, sister will get it for you, well, let's go to the kitchen and have a look, everything you eat is there, you like to eat braised pork the most, and you can't get it now." ”

Li Xiang, who was depressed, was led downstairs by Sister Li, and after a few steps down the stairs, he saw two soldiers standing in the hall, one of them was Li Xiang's brother-in-law, Guan Yong!

"Grass, who are you so special, you dare to hold your sister-in-law's hand!" The people next to Guan Yong rushed up at once, and their fists went straight to Li Xiang!

"Stop the cannon!" "Phew!" "Bang!"

Li Xiang held his sister's hand, and led the stunned old sister to continue walking, although Li Xiang didn't make a dead hand, but the kick just now was definitely not light! Except for Mu Ya, everyone else, including the blood-spitting cannon that fell to Guan Yong's side, all looked at Li Xiang in amazement.

"Think about it, you're back? Cannon, are you alright? You kid has such a bad temper! This is my brother-in-law, your sister-in-law's younger brother, why can't he hold his sister's hand? ”

The cannon wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth a little embarrassed: "Ahem, what, Brother Yong, uh, and this brother, I'm sorry, I'm a reckless person, I'm sorry!" Ouch, but brother, you're amazing, you took off half of my life with one kick, haha! Ahem"

Li Xiang looked at this cannon a little unexpectedly, although he was impatient, but looking at his appearance and what he said, it felt really good, he was straightforward and refreshing, which was the type that Li Xiang liked to deal with. Seeing that his blood bar was removed by a third, he felt a little uncomfortable, so he summoned the inventory interface, and threw a Ganoderma lucidum to him through the interface, Guan Yong and the cannon didn't understand anything, and suddenly the red light on the cannon's body flashed, and then he saw the cannon stunned.

Guan Yong was in a hurry: "Cannon, what's wrong with you?" Think about it, what are you doing? ”

Li Xiang rolled his eyes, and the cannon on the side spoke in disbelief: "Brother Yong, I'm fine!" Your brother-in-law is not simple, I'm fine! The injury I just suffered, TMD is all healed! Your brother-in-law is a healing supernatural, I'm grass! There was no fluctuation at all, and I lost my eyes! Haha, blessed is our base! ”

Guan Yong was overjoyed: "Think about it! You kid! Haha, you're actually a healing ability? Stinky boy, will you follow me into the army? Let me tell you, if you enter the army, it will definitely be a baby bump, and the treatment of our family is simply two grades, haha! ”

Li Xiang chuckled: "Brother-in-law, you come up with me, I have something to tell you." ”

"Think about it!"

"Sister, it's okay, I'll just say a few words to my brother-in-law."

Li Xiang walked into his room, turned around and saw Guan Yong looking at him a little uneasily, Li Xiang slammed his fist on Guan Yong's chin, and then pounced on it, crackling and beating! Guan Yong didn't say a word, covered his head with both hands, and let Li Xiang beat him wildly.

"Think about it! Stop, don't hit your brother-in-law! Behind him, there was a heart-rending cry of the old lady, and a leisurely howl, and then he was hugged by her sister and her parents.

Li Xiang let his family pull away, and stared at Guan Yong, who was held by the cannon, with red eyes: "How did you chase my sister in the first place?" When you got married, you said that the words of the master of ceremonies were too formulaic, so you racked your brains to make a public confession, as well as your vows, don't tell me that you have forgotten, you used to tell me that if you marry my sister in this life, you won't ask for anything, these words are all farting, right? The surname is Guan, speak! ”

Guan Yong put down his hand and said to Li Xiang with difficulty: "Think about it, my brother-in-law was beaten this time, and he was not wronged, and my brother-in-law confessed it." However, my brother-in-law has explained to your sister many times, I really didn't mean to do anything to be sorry for your sister, and I don't even know if I did anything to be sorry for your sister! But in any case, I am also responsible, so I brought them back for nothing more than two more people to eat. ”

The cannon looked at Li Xiang: "Li Xiang, right?" It stands to reason that I, an outsider, am not qualified to meddle in your family affairs, but Brother Yong, he is my brother, and his life was saved by him, although he has never been in the army before, but his temper is to my liking, and I will obey him! Brother Yong and sister-in-law have a conflict, I know this very well, the first zombie siege, after we won, everyone was drunk, what is the virtue of drinking in the army, I think you also know, not to mention that Brother Yong's alcohol is not good, but Mayor Zhou called a group of girls"

The cannon walked in front of Li Xiang and stared at Li Xiang: "What is the situation in the last days, I don't think I need to say more, I have never been married, because I have been in the army for a long time, and my original girlfriend has also blown, so, after the end of the world, as long as the girls are willing, I will not refuse to come, I think the world has changed, the strong, a few more women are not a problem, Brother Yong woke up the next day I comforted him like this, but he slapped him, Li Xiang, you are an understanding person, I will say so much, if you are still angry, come and beat me, I'll take it for Brother Yong. ”

Li Xiang pushed away the cannon and came to Guan Yong: "What he said is true?" ”

"It's true, think about it, those two girls I was so drunk that night that I didn't remember them at all, and I haven't touched them since I brought them back."

"You swear?"

"I swear!"

Li Xiang looked at Guan Yong: "Brother-in-law! I won't treat you for this injury, no matter what your situation is, just because you made my sister and Yoyo so haggard, you deserve this beating! Now the battalion commander, right? It's really amazing, a dignified battalion commander, he can't support his family, can't feed his family, and has the face to drink and carnival in the army? ”

"Li Xiang, you don't understand the situation, how can you not have a full stomach? It's impossible to eat as much as you used to, but the white rice is enough! It's just that because of Brother Yong's matter, her sister-in-law is uncomfortable, and it has affected her family, especially the girl. ”

"I know, but I just want to say this, my sister is sad, I'm going to be unreasonable, how can I drop it."

“”

Seeing that the old lady was so distressed that she cried, while rubbing medicine on Guan Yong's face, and Guan Yong, grinning with her teeth, was a non-caring virtue, Li Xiang secretly complained, what kind of bullshit acting, but the stupid old sister didn't notice it at all, forget it, this beating, it seems that the rain between the old sister and the brother-in-law has cleared, it seems that the old sister is still as tight as ever, and it makes the parents think that the brother-in-law is dripping, it should make you feel distressed, hehe

Except for the little girl who beat her father because Li Xiang also expressed her indignation at Li Xiang, the mental outlook of other people has been completely different, and my father is quite a little crying and laughing, and this is what happened together! The old mother secretly pulled Li Xiang to the side: "Think about it, it turns out that Mu Ya's girl really can't speak?" How do I think she's not just not able to speak? Seems like there's still a bit of it here."

Li Xiang smiled bitterly and looked at his mother, who was still pointing at his head: "I'm a real mother!" I told you a long time ago, Mu Ya she can't speak."

"Go, I thought you couldn't speak, you didn't mean you couldn't say any polite words, where did you think it would be a dumb person, it seems a little stupid, think about it, you can't just look at her beautiful, don't care about anything else, it will hurt the child in the future! It's really not good, I think the two girls you brought are good, anyway, don't they have no family? If you marry all of them, no one will come to make trouble, Mu Ya, if you have to marry, you can do it, just remember not to have children. ”

Li Xiang was dumbfounded, when did my mother become so tough? Brother-in-law, this is not a concubine, she has a nose that is not a nose, and when she comes to her son, it seems that she has become more and more good? Still have a child with Muya? Mu Ya is also a zombie no matter how she says it, right? Does this kid want to come out? Well, perhaps, when Mu Ya's level is higher in the future, maybe it is really possible, whether the child will be a human or a zombie at that time? Or is it called mourning? Human corpses? cold

Li Xiang hurriedly shook his head and shook off the mess in his head: "Mom, okay, what kind of mess are you doing?" Mu Ya is not dumb or stupid, she is the way she is now because she has been injured! Now it's much better, at least she knows me, understands what I'm saying, I'm treating her, and she will be back to normal in the future. ”

"I see! It scared me, that's okay, then I don't have an opinion, well, son, you really have a vision, I'm very satisfied with this daughter-in-law, oops, this face, it's really as beautiful as a fairy! The butt is also big, big and straight, it's a good birth, think about it, you're not small, I'm very bored at home with your dad, you hurry up and give me a grandson, do you hear? Also, Tianjiu and Zheng Xiaomin, I look good, listen to my mother, you are also married, when the time comes, there will be three big fat boys at once, oh hehehe"

Li Xiang saw the Venus in front of him, and immediately activated his highest agility, and Biu disappeared without a trace